ENGLISH THREAD
>>119056669 (OP)Fuck off, shitlord.
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>>119056669 (OP)RIGHT BUMP #1
ok explain to me difference between WAS and BEEN
>>119056669 (OP)HI, GAYS. THERE IS ONE GIRL
>>119057574"Been" is the third form of irregular verb "to be" while "was" is the second one.
>>119057574was - use in past simplebeen - use in past perfect
>>119057874how to use it correct? i always mix it up
>>119058010Read about tenses in English, moron.
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>>119058010I explained
>>119058010FUCK YOU, FAG
So, guys, can you give me some advaces about fucking RIGHT learning language?Im trided read books without translate, its awesome, but what next?
>>119058268I read about it 1k times and still did't get it. "Its been nice" "It was nice". No difference. You see? It means equal. Fuck english stupidest language in the world
>>119057574The Present Perfect denotes an action that has happened in a period of time that still lasts while the Past Perfect describes an action that took place sometime in the past, and it's not connected with the present... well there's no point to explain the tenses, just read more stuff in English
>>119059110>I read about it 1k timesNo, you have read about it 1k times.Why "have"? Because>Present Perfect denotes an action that has happened in a period of time that still lastsyou've read about it 1k times and still counting, I mean the count's still on, get it?
Benis
>>119058785I doubt you've ever read a book in English. Too many mistakes, both grammatical and spelling ones.
My word list:fuckpieceofshitjesusassholepissdumbhead
>>119059767My parrot knows more.
>2016>not to know most light language in world
иди нахуй подпиндосник
>>119060240>2016>not speaking the world's easiest languagethe way it should be
>>119059453>>119059453Who knows is it still counting or not?
Who want's to suck my dick?
>>119056669 (OP)Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong board, the /ga/ is two blocks down.
>>119059110Why don't you can into google?https://www.englishforums.com/English/ItWasNiceItsBeenNice/zrmdh/post.htm
>>119060904>>119060395Пидорашки горят.
How can I improve my speaking level? I suggest that I should start with practise, but I actually have small number of words in my active vocabulary.
>>119059656Oh, give me the chance to bring you my apologies
>>119060531If you can possibly read about it one more time then it's still counting.However, if we speak about a dead person, we have to use Past Simple:Shakespeare wrote forty plays - not has written because he can't write another one. He's dead long ago.Paulo Coelho has written 27 books - not wrote because he can possibly write a new book. No matter if he doesn't write anything more, it's all about possibility.
>>119056669 (OP)What's the point of these threads? Just shitposting in English for its own sake?
>>119060905>don't you can
>>119056669 (OP)I hate mah fuckin friends because they're dropped me out of their plans, and fucked up my opinion. I'll live without that bitches.
>>119061540Yeah, you got it right. Just speaking English to speak English.
>>119061633You're not making any sense, your English is fucking butchered.
>>119061540Ok, tell me please, where can i do billion mistakes else without shame?
>>119061818>without shameNo way. We'll put you to shame.
>>119061685I'm down for that. At least it doesn't really seem like crayfish cancer.>>119061818And what's the point of making mistakes? Learn your shit, nail your grammar. Then come back.
>>119061709I know it, my friend, I know it.
Sup you jerk pricksYou all suck car tires
>>119061818>where else can I make a billion mistakesthree fuck ups in a simple sentence. Quite unacceptable
Hi guys!What you wants?Can you teach me speak English ?
I pwned you mamasSuckers
>>119062146Я немецкий учил и нихуя не рублю в инглише
>>119062146What are you talkin about
>>119056669 (OP)сорри,ай донт спик лонадн
>>119062054>tiresLooks like we've got us an Amerifag ITT, lads.
>>119062187Du bist die heisse scheisse
Когда используются возвратные местоимения?
>>119062248For sure
>>119062224ландан
>>119062257Когда нужно показать действие, направленное на само подлежащее. В русском для этого есть возвратный постфикс -ся.
>>119062248I gotta tell yot whatyour British isle sucks incredibly large ass
The one who can't speak at least on a basic level is a untermensch
>>119062584*an (ein)
Братишки, подскажите, всегда нужно говрить you are welcome или you welcome тоже можно?
>>119062618Всегла
American here. Ask you're questions away.
>>119062509I'm continental European. Wait, why am I even correcting you? Everyone knows Americans cannot into geography.
>>119060745You have to ask your dog about it
Writes your opinion about Putin and Russian politIcs.
>>119062706>you'rePlease tell me you're on your fucking phone and your fucking auto-incorrect screwed you over. Otherwise GTFO, you illiterate douchebag.
ХЕЛЛОУ ХАЙСхелп ми тич зис ленгвич фор саммер тест
>>119062731Because we ain't need to know where yore stupid countries are asituated atHold onyou gotta be from Ukraine
>>119062957Хеллоу, утупокГоу энд ду ит ёселф иф ю хэд нот риалайзд ет зет ю гатта ду ит фор ё оун ступид лайф
>>119062971Close, but no. I'm a little further east.
>>119062618Here in USA what I hear most often is "no problem" and "you bet." "You are welcome" has a britfag sound to it and I've never actually seen/heard it
>>119063114Ну а если не только в ЮСЕ, а вообще?
>>119061581sasai
>>119062971Don't listen to this >>119063069 fuck. I am, in fact, from Ukraine. Now let's shut up before we start a political shitstorm
>>119063069Poland or smth like this? Baltic area?
>>119063376WhateverI'm watching X-files so fuck you all
Putin is pretty nice. I love Putin. What you think about this?
brit from 4chan here
>>119062912Always confusing you're and your. I know about their usages but never care enough to check it every time>>119063254Never been outside my town, so fuck if I know.
>>119063376Cockhole, please.
>>119063496+15
>>119063565You gotta clear up the mess with your stupid accents
Where's everybody?
>>119063254"You welcome" is grammatically incorrect, and I've never seen or heard anyone use it, be they British, American, Canadian, Australian etc.>>119063585I can (somewhat) understand why people confuse there/they're/their, but you're/your don't even sound the same to my ear, I can't see why anyone would get them wrong, especially a native speaker.>>119063565Welcome aboard. How did you end up in this shithole of ours?
>>119063905> How did you end up in this shithole of ours?fap and webm threads, 4chan /b/ is a reddit-infested shithole nowadays>>119063820we have loads of accents, some nice some horribleI still don't understand some people in some parts of the country
>>119063905>you're/your don't even sound the same to my earTheir pronounced the same, mate.
>>119063822Everybody fucks now, but don't you.
let mi spik from mai hart
>>119064057>fap and webm threadsThose are why I called this place a shithole. We're positively drowning in them. Basically, there's just less and less to do around here besides fapping and watching allegedly funny videos, and I'm not into either.>I still don't understand some people in some parts of the countryI know what you mean. Met a lot of Brits in my day; some had to serve as interpreters between their friends and me. I also know a guy from Sheffield (I think) who lives in my town. Worst bloody accent I've ever heard, but I've grown to understand him.
>>119064057Ok, i have lied honestly i enjoy them but hate on the same time.Leicester one is my favorite. Would u record a couple of words for us on vocaroo or whatever it's called
>>119064341For fuck's sakeNO
>>119064722Generally the lower the class, the harder it is to understand themI was surprised when I found out that Russia doesn't really have accents, its generally similar - is this true?
>>119064057>bitch ass britfag accents>some nice
>>119064406Everybody attended eng class at school, but you
Sup, bratishki, gde tak zaebato nauchilis' pizdet' po-angliyski?
>>119064865Not exactly but the variery is WAY WAY more narrow
>>119064805Both are pronounced "yo" (which stands for "ё" in the Russian alphabet if I'm not mistaken)What's your problem dude
>>119064882but I'm cockhole, sorrips. slava ukroine!
>>119064985You must distinguish them bro
>>119064988Where is ukroin?I dont know this county, really :DDDD
>>119064865Well, Russian isn't as fragmented as British English (or, say, German, Italian or Ukrainian). There are several distinct dialects and accents, and some rural southerners pepper their speech with Ukrainian words, but the overall variety is much smaller. Think of American English: there are multiple accents, but everyone can clearly and easily understand each other. That's pretty much how the Russians have it.
I' am vkatilsya.
>>119065118but from where you know that it country is?
>>119065221you vikatilsya now
>>119065195I suspect a linguist bro in you
>>119065099For what good? I've got some more serious problems than your/you're faggotry.
>>119065231Ее не существует? :(
>>119065221i'h roll inтак правильно? вообще не знаю ингриша
>>119065277Ok, slishkom hard vash language itt fore me.
>>119065413i hadсамофикс
>>119065413Не надо переводить дословно епта
Где бы скачать последнее издание Залупняка?
>>119056669 (OP)London is the capital of United States.почему еще не было?
>>119065231I'm a cockhole too, my mom and daughter works as hookers in Russia :( So sad...
>>119065312I'm neither a linguist nor a bro. I've been to Russia a few times and travelled around a bit, as well as met quite a few Russians on my home turf, but that's it.
>>119064988Rrrrrryyyyyaaaa. Cockhole-pig-animale no people.Rrrrrryyyyyaaaa
>>119065551So you're a foreigner? Ukrainian or Belarusian?
>>119065437use youre hand i zasoon' in my assi need ebatsy now
>>119065632Ukrainian by citizenship and residence, but born in Russia. Natively bilingual. My parents moved when I was just a year old.
>>119065678I' am don't speak english.Please talk me itt- gde i kak uchit english. Give me posobiya and materials for izuchenia englisha.
>>119065906Duolingo для андроида или айфона
I'vе аttаinеd а nаtivе spеаkеr's fluеncу in Еnglish but girls dоn't put оut fоr mе аnуwау. Whаt dо /b/?
>>119066101Master at least three more European languages and one Asian / African / Native American one. Then we'll talk.Not really.
>>119065530i'd fucked your mom and lilttle one...
>>119065460Ну так-то правильно?i'd rolled in
>>119066483Keep trying, son. You'll get it right eventually.
>>119066085Fanks
>>119066562what is not enough?
>>119066624Your English is not good enough. Way to go.
>>119066687i learnd French in school, and in the /fl/ напыщенные пидоры, и не дают годных своетов.
>>119066299Then why is Vanya Yerokhin so popular with girls if he can't speak a word of English? Something tells me there's no correlation here.
>>119065756>Ukrainian by citizenship and residence>Natively bisexual.Nuff said.
>>119066483What you said is "I had rolled in."No idea what the fuck on earth you used Past Perfect for.
>>119066602Потому что vanya walking cachalka, а ты учишь свой непонятный english
>>119067054>>119066846
>>119066950naively bilingual
>>119067093But Vanya is drisch.
>>119066846You're fucking right, there isn't.With some girls, there can even be a negative correlation. With me, good command of English would probably earn you a few respect points, but those aren't redeemable for sex. Sorry.>>119066950As if it's a bad thing.
>>119067164but you a hikka/omega, sorry.
What to do if i cant in slang? I tried to write in english on 4chan. But they immediately detect that im russian.
>>119067254You can't use slang if you don't speak the language. I mean, you have to first learn standard English.
>>119067254lol, по стилю письма наверное детектируют
>>119067254It's not all about slang. It's about imperfect English with peculiar "Russian" mistakes. 4chanfags have learned to recognise them.Oh, and 4chan is an even stinkier shithole than this place. I can't even bear reading it, much less trying to post.
But i know English... Well i think that i know. Not perfect of course.
Night, lords. In what way shall I refine upon my aural comprehension of the English parlance?
>>119067443очевидно же.
>>119067676vasya, kogo ti obmanivaesh
>>119067388>Be me this morning , wakes up and wants to fap
Good day, mans! I very good talk English, you see? I went exam IELTS and gathered 9 balls!
>>119067762ЙОБА, ИЗ ЗИС Ю?
>>119067947> For some reason I started touching my butt
>>119068107> then started my sphincter with my finger while jacking off which felt really good.
>>119068005all right, yoba. that i am. you hear me? you listen me?
Бугурта от английского нить иди>юзернейм а ты правда английский знаешь?>ну да>прямо все слова?>юзернейм ты же по-английски шпаришь, скажи про что песня>электронный трек с искажённым голосом, даже по-русски бы такое не разобрал
>>119068005КЭН Ю ХИР МИ ЙОБА ???????
fucking crazy monkey. Why this fucked mother fucker Abu baned word "тиклнг" in english?
>>119068233>подвыпившее быдло>юзернайм а ты чё, по-английски базаришь? за обаму что ли сука?
nbrkyu
>>119068233>а что значит [неправильно разобранная на слух, грамматически неправильная и состоящая из несуществующих слов строчка из песни]?
>>119068421You're pizdishing.>>119068477
>>119067762But i not lie to yo. I know that i know english. Not perfect of course but enough to communicate with people
>english thread>everyone is talking in russian
>>119068533Но макака таки ебанулся. Какого хуя он забанил слово "тиклить"?
>>119068233— %username%, ТЫ ЖЕ ПО-АНГЛИЙСКОМУ УМЕЕШЬ ГОВОРИТЬ?— Ну да.А НУ СКАЖИ ЧЁ-НИТЬ! [ублюдочное гыгыканье]
>>119068643I fucking lost it at this pic.
>>119068643Not everyone, only those who don't want to discredit themselves with their blatant and glaring Runglish.
>>119068643tipical english tread on dvach
>>119068750Ещё и десу, десу.
>>119068955oh. guess not to appear in this thread at all isn't an option then...
>>119068953There's even a more hilarious variant, with a nig... afro-american guy surrounded by another ni... afro-american guys.
>>119068233>урок английского>совковая училка пытается втереть, что правильно do not you...? а не do you not...?>споришь с ней>получаешь 2
>>119068633даже сократ говорил, что он знает только то, что ничего не знает, а ты не viebivaisya, vasya
>>119069012nah usually it's full of runglish-speaking anons mocking each other for grammatical mistakes
>>119069069Given how it's the only decent thread on page zero right now, what other options do we have?>>119069169It's "African American," not "afro-american." And this is the Nethernet, so it's perfectly fine to say "Nigger." There, I just did it.>>119069206Thank God I had a decent young teacher for the last two years of school. "Those textbooks they gave you? Never bring them to my class again." That was one of the first things she said to us.
>>119069206>le me at english class at school>saying "can't" in american way>le teacher correcting me and saying that i should say "can't" with "[a:]">telling her that the way she says this, it sounds more like "cunt">parents called to the school next day
>>119068885А ты ему так с разворотаSHUT UP FUCKED BITCHи по ебальнику
>>119068233>весь семестр троллишь училку английского, задавая "неудобные" вопросы>типа как правильно - deft at или deft in>в конце семестра завалила тебя текстами для перевода, заданиями и прочей хуйнёй, ну а что - всё же по программе, формально имеет право>получил зачёт позже всех>not sure кто кого затроллил
>>119056669 (OP)How can I find a friend for training my english?
>>119069478>what other options do we have?you need to go deeper>NiggerYOU FUCKING STINKING BLOODY SODDING WHITE CISGENTER MALE RASIST SEXIST PIECE OF OBNOXIOUS SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
>>119069230I fucked Socrates in the assAnd what your achievements?
>>119069688You must to suck american dick first.
>>119069478>NiggerWhat did you say, whiteboy?
>>119069595>deftu tho
>>119069720i fucked your mummy and she living pleased
>>1190696884chan int
>>119069973Not a good idea
>>119069789Eh..Although I am straight-but, but I don't want to suck dick
>>119069688Well, you can go to an anticafe in ur city and do some shit, idk. U r an anon, nobody likes u :3
>>119069938>u thoWhat do you mean bro? And what's your pic for?
>>119070075Deft is an adjective.Was this the point of your trolling?
>>119069973Full of political/historical bullshit, all those is-she-white threads and such.
>>119070214Is-she-white threads? What is it?
OY, MOY SYCHEN'KA UCHIT ANGLIYSKIY@A NU SKAJI CHTO-NIBUD'
>>119070182No. I asked her which preposition goes with "deft." Do they say "deft at doing smth" or "deft in doing smth"
>>119069951Im from your home now where your parents living. I fucked your dad in the ass, while your mother licked my balls and ate my shit.
>>119070272Sometimes it's really hard to tell if a person is white or colored.
>>119056669 (OP)клятi пєндосi згинтi уєбки матереї ваших єбал мразоти падли тварi гнiди блядi уєбки!!!!
>>119070338Oh, that's what you meant... Now i get it. So which variant is right?
>>119070054Well you can also eat shit or be fucked by niggers in the ass. Its your choice
>>119070462Since you mentioned it, I never really got this whole "person of colour" thing. First of all, if black is a colour, then so is white. Second, it's actually disrespectful towards non-whites by lumping them all together under a single umbrella term, as if white people are more different from the other races than they are from each other. If that's not racism, I don't know what is.And, frankly, boiling everything down to race doesn't really help anyone.
Why in russia people tend to know only one language?
>>119070935Because post-Soviet foreign language teaching programmes are shite.
Good evening, everyone. Is here anyone who lives in Europe? Except Russia and Ukraine, of course. I've been living in emigration since I was 15 yrs. In 2 weeks i'm going to Scotland, Edinburgh.>>119069720>>119070460>>119070054>>119069951 You're absolutely nasty morons. Hope I'll never see you outside your cell. Also, I hate this senseless place, in 2 weeks i'd never come here again.
>>119070563Deft at
>>119071115Yes, I live in London.Edinburgh is nice. Avoid Glasgow.
>>119070935Because there's no need to learn another one. See, in Europe countries are small and chances are, you have mom from France and father from Spain, and you live in Germany. This way you know three languages and also English because it's not that hard actually.This example is a little bit exaggerated, but still
>>119071115Germany anon here.So, what senseless place are you at now?
>>119071115> In 2 weeks i'm going to Scotland, EdinburghIn your dreams>>119071313> Germany anon here.Did nazi fuck your ass already?
>>119071230There are quite a lot of people who don't speak English in Germany though.>>119071448No, refugees did.
Sup.Tell me please, what is the difference between:UnderBeneathUnderneathBelow.Just want to inprove my english.
Who's from /fl/ give a thumbs up
Как выучить все эти правила с временами и прочей хуитой и правильно их использовать?
>>119071206liar mrazb
>>119071206Why? I've heard it's a lair of UK rednecks and dumbheads, is it true? What's your occupation?
>>119071583just взять and выучить
Usually i hate 4chan. But sometimes it delivers.
>>119071663Yes Glasgow is a fucking depressing shitholeI'm a student>>119071651i will give proofs in a second
>>119071448> In your dreamsWhy? I'm from Cyprus, and I've already bought a ticket.
Harrow, anons. My english is very bad. I mean that i can understand any texts, but i cannot write texts correctly. It looks like iam read-only, lol/
>>119071774> already bought a ticketproofs plz
>>119071721Isn't this the kind of crap we hate it for?
>>119071773ur proofs will not accepted by me because youre ukrainian proxy shithole
TRANSLATION CHALLENGE- Как тебя зовут?- Меня не зовут, я сам прихожу!Any suggestions?
>>119071721>delivers.Это я не знаю или это ты обосрался?
>>119071802Your sentence structure looks passable from what you've wrote. Maybe you're just beating yourself up over it too much?
уу
>>119071583There are a lot of good books for selfstudy by Cambridge Press. For instance, English Grammar in Use, English Vocabulary in Use. You could choose the difficulty according to your knowledge of language and then carry on on next levels.
>>119072034How do they call you?They do not call me, i come by myself
>>119071967>>119071967
New polozhnyak ITT: everyone except >>119071967 is a Ukrainian proxyfag. Even Ukrainians who don't use proxies.
>>119072159whats your name пидор дурень тварь
>>119071923Not for me. Usually it full with rouletes roulettes of all kind, and crazy kids that wants attention.
>>119072205Nice meme`d
>>119072049Первое.http://imgur.com/gallery/PZM3KВообще-то "двач доставляет" - калька.Ничего своего придумать не можем, даже ехидного колобка слизали с comfy meme.
Evening, lads!
>>119072085>Your sentence structure looks passable from what you've wrote. Maybe you're just beating yourself up over it too much?Sorry, but I have a reason to say it. In my school years we've had a poor education process, and I've learned English by the videogames. I don't know thats past-present shit stuff afterall.
>>119072386alri lad
>>119056669 (OP)ad
>Live with gf for 6 months>she's cold because I fucked up almost a year ago>nothing is changing>complaints about my normal behaviours daily>only fucks me when we drink and is also very condescending and kind of mean when she gets drunk>brushes off my emotionsБлять даже на форчане биопроблемы просто пиздец.
>>119072034- What do they call you?- They never call me, I come on my own!
>>119072386Hello, my lord.
>>119072472>даже на форчанеThey're people not just like us, y'know.
>>119072477нормально придумал, дибил
>>119072386Word up fam, what gives?
>>119072494Wood needed.
>>119057706Originalno
>>119072551What did you say? Are you fucking with me?
>>119067254Just because you faggot
>>119056669 (OP)Click "Klass" if u using english, which russian pigdogs don't understand, 'cuz they are stupid.
>>119072414But still, it could've been worse, and this thread is a perfect example for it.Tenses are tough, indeed. You should just learn them all by heart and do grammar exercises. That's the only way, mate. Per anum ad astra.
>>119072639So knowing English automatically makes you not a pigdog?
>>119072578We have a lack of slaves-workers, sir. Should we produce more Russians?
>>119072477>come on my owntfw no gf
>>119072568>Word up fam, what gives?>10 Ways To Say Hi So Nobody Understands Anything
>>119072616Eat my sage, i know u love to bless Dionis
How are you?
>>119072775Word up was rather comprehensible, wasn't it?
Hi all retards
> 'cuzМоя училка по английскому говорила, что говорить 'cuz вместо because это тоже самое что на русском говорить "чо" вместо "что".
>>119072809A bit tired, if anything. Spent most of the day driving, so now I'm just kicking back and scrolling /b/
>>119072904She was right, y'know.
>>119072855Hell knows. I had to look it up in urbandictionary when I first saw it
>>119072904Скорее "пушо" вместо "потому что".
Pissed in everybody's mouths ITT.
>>119072690>But still, it could've been worse, and this thread is a perfect example for it.>Tenses are tough, indeed. You should just learn them all by heart and do grammar exercises. That's the only way, mate. Per anum ad astra.Is there any good on-line excersises for newbies? All that language-grammars fears me sometimes.So, you looks like a good and polite man and I'm glad to have chat with you.
Wake up! Grab the brush and put a little make up)0 hide the scars to fade away the shake up)00 where had u leave the key uppn the table? Here u go create another fable:3
>>119072998I fuck you mama
>>119072809Great!!!
>>119073053Are you mentally challenged or something?
>>119072981http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AkaYV3Byfa
>>119072998Chat in you mouth, check it out.
>>119073119I cry when angel deserve to die
>>119073053Never knew the lyrics to this song. Ah, my youth.
Lingua latina, bitches?
>>119072998> Is there any good on-line excersises for newbies?Not online, but i bet.
>>119072386Oy, captoen!
>>119073226Non penis canina
>>119072904У нас можно прослыть чудаком, если говорить "что", когда можно сказать "чё".
>>119072998I'm pretty sure there is, but i haven't looked for them deliberately. I think you can find theoretical material easily by spending a minute in google. Maybe you'll be able to get some good exercise sources too, who knows.Thank you :3
>>119073266Heh da memosikiPodkatili
>>119072948Oh, so sad. What will you do tomorrow? The beginning of new week. meh. I want to die right now.
You can be used to be the best way for the first time since I've been working with you on your computer and video content from other sources from which to build the next week in advance.
>>119073249this
>>119073359Suck my balls
The cambucha mushroom peopleSitting around all day
>>119073268"Чё" говорит только быдло.
>>119056669 (OP)du u speck london? u aree grill?
>>119073343>You can be used to be the best way forChto blya
>>119073420Who can believe you?
>>119073249Thank you, pal.
>>119073474>>119073510Let your mother pray
>>119073249O, I have this one. It was cost almost 20 euro.
>>119073311We don't work tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow, too. A 4 day weekend it's cool.
>>119073552SUGAAAAR
>>119073419No, thanks.Although i might reconsider if they're hairless, C-cup and have nipples. Maybe
>>119073430>just fucked you momIs that sort of your avatar? You better change it to not look like a douchebag.
Do u speak London city? I speak this I can
>>119073554I bought for 40 euro, just 2 months ago.
It gets bigger, when you pull on
>>119073554>It was costfuckfuckfuckI fucked up.
>>119073737Hillo moi name is Denis Bennis, i kan spek engrish so gud wot abaut u?
U jerk off nigga bitch suck my little cock
>>119073311I actually do "work" (kinda) tomorrow. Not at my main job though. I'm taking a day off on the 8th though, y'know, just to pretend I enjoy this goddamn holiday. Mostly it's just pricks I don't remember sending me stock festive texts they bought in bulk from the mobile operator.
BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTABANANA TERRACOTA TERRACOTA PIE
>>119073942ya homie wazzup?
>>119073713shut the fuck up u nigger scum
>>119074037Do we allLearn defeat?
>>119073919>>119073919In voice sena
From that horse with bad feet
>>119073569I'm so jealous.
Beat the meat
Treat huit
>>119074053Good may frand
MUSICAL PAUSEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXZZSb2aO4
To the sweet
119073919Ich werde dich ficken, und dann all Ihren Hund. Insgesamt gut. Ich liebe dich! They're gonna turn this thread in smth lousy, although, they have already done this.
Milky seat
Я вас не панимат
>>119073948Wait. Are you a tyan?
>>119074313Village yokolo dont palitsa
>>119074136At my job, they made Saturday (yesterday) a workday so as to give us an uninterrupted three-day "weekend" (Sunday through Tuesday). State holidays always fuck everything up.
Ho ho ho poliglotus erectus itt
>>119074355Yes. Got a problem with that?
>>119074437You know the rules.
>>119060240Bla bla bla. Moron.
sap двач kā lietas ko jūs te darāt пиписьки дрочите?
>>119074534Готов до завантаження
сап двач як справи що ви тут робите пиписьки дрочите?
>>119074531Doesn't mean I give a flying fuck about them.
сап двач како си да си овде да урадите пиписьки дрочите?
>>119074360They did the same on February 23. A bonus day-off, yeah, but also a "bonus" workday.
>>119074634Then you must gtfo.
I passed on the driving licence and they have no insurance sadly
>>119074534I'm doing my homework, honey.
Больше сеги шире морда
Sowwy mario buy ur peincess in anater custle
Dis thred suk.
>>119075010why if the day off tomorrow?
>>119075141In Latvia tomorrow is a work day as always.
>>119074136>working days>waiting for the weekend>weekend>missing your job
>>119075117What a shitload of fuck
Oh shi hav its lampovo
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
GIGITI GIGITI
>>119075438Hva sier reven?
Кекус махимус
I crote this thread 3 hours ago and it only got 346 posts. It froke me out.
>>119076438Fick
>>119076535Whatcha mean bro?
>>119076438Shit happens, dude.
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The thread seems to be dead.
>>119080748Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.
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Лондон из зе кэпитал оф Грейт Британ
>>119082282Is that all the English you know?
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Да заебали. Сижу тут один как дебил бампаю. Нахуй всё.