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Do you suck dicks?

Hi everybody! Lets speak about op hui!

сажа

>>120116236
Maybe you suck?

>>120116209
её же только при создаче треда надо водить

>>120116481
Only if you're in SNG.

сега

>>120116688
Why don't you like English threads? They're cool.

>>120116786
Защеку тебе кулл,проверяй

>>120116938
Are you a robot

>>120116971
Мамака твоя робот ахзаза затралил:)))000

Hello, Everybody!

Картинки не открываются, как исправить? Браузер Opera 2567 beta.

>>120117130
>Картинки не открываются, как исправить? Браузер Opera 2567 beta.
Бля не тот тред

>>120116938
>>120117073
>>120116688
>>120116481
sock mu dicjk rissian swayne!!!

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>>120117163
swayne!!!

в голосяку над дауном

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Sorry, itbin this board dont speak london.

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>tfw wanna speak english but can't coz stupid

Ruskies cant into english

сажи врагам

>>120119153
What's your problem bro?

>>120119508
i've lost to the post

>>120119722
you and to dog would lost

>>120119605
i teach it for year but make very mistakes in each sentence. i tried read books, go to repetitor, buyed courses for 2000 wooden but all useless.

>>120119605
also write my sentences right please.

>>120120083
СУКАААА
Не пиши больше

Greetings, friends. How may I be of service this time?

>>120120083
I think you just didn't put enough effort. Anybody is capable of mastering a foreign language, especially such an easy one as English. Your post rewritten in proper English:
>I've been learning it for a year but still make multiple mistakes in every sentence. I've tried reading books, hiring a tutor, even bought a course for 2000 roubles but all in vain.

>>120120735
You can bump with me.

London is a capital of Great Britain

There are two chairs. The sharpened pikes are on the first one and the jerked dicks are on the second.

>>120120978
thanks, you very helped me. but i don't understand most of your corrections.
>I've been learning
it's passive voice then why you say "learning" and not "learnt"? i can say just "I learn it for year"?
>>120120554
так плохо?

Sup guys! I'm neochen knou english sori

>>120122106
"been" doesn't always mean Passive Voice.
It's Present Perfect Continuous. You use it when the action started sometime in the past and is still happening.

bump

bump cyka

>>120115439 (OP)
Hey buddy! I think, you have picked the wrong door....

- MGIMO finished?
- aasked!

How could i improve my writing? I can read texts not the books of course, they are too hard for me but my writing is just awful.

>>120125306
What is awful? Впервые слышу

>>120125306
Read authentic texts. Take clues. Put them to use. Do it, nyasha.

>>120125388
Ты слова этого не знаешь? Awful — ужасный, очень плохой.

>>120125388
Ужасно.

>>120115439 (OP)
So, hi everyone! So,
>>120117163
...anon, who clicked /b/ instead of /po/ by accident...
>>120123126
...and top-tier-english-grammar anon...
...are already here. Now, should we also wait for UK/USA-anon and anon who thinks it's funny to post in German/Swedish/Ukranian here, or maybe we can start without them?

Cyka blyat idi nahui

>>120125538
I could post some shit in Ukrainian, but I think we'd all be better off without it.
Oh, and I'm on board to, let's get to it.

>>120125728
>too
Sorry. I keep confusing those two. Uh, no pun intended.

V'eBI SAJI GOVNO PINDOSSKAE

>>120125728
Local anons mostly can not into any sort of constructive discussion.

>>120125956
Yet you're here, obviously expecting the thread to deliver in some way... And, frankly, so am I. Because I'm a naïve idiot.

>>120126047
There's nothing inherently wrong in being naive. It's like walking on a plank. You're totally good to go until you realise the plank is 10 feet above the ground.

>>120126217
I was only being self-ironic. Plus, there's no harm in being here anyway. I'm an adult, I'm not hurt by someone being mean, stupid or unfunny on the internet.

Shit, i remember some story, that momy told me last weak. You know, what story was about? Fuck, it's about r34. R34, Karl!!!!

>>120126623
Not sure if trying to be funny or...

>>120126374
Come on, everyone is, in some way. Being insulted is at least not a pleasant experience. Sometimes it is shitty. Sometimes it brings you lack of confidence and depression.
Really, tons of hatred haven't did any good to anyone yet.

Опять форчонг протекает, ну еб твою а, ну!

>>120126815
Of course they haven't. Which is why hate is not my gig at all. If anything, I try to bring a bit of kindness and compassion to this place. Some anons really do deserve it.

>>120115439 (OP)
test

>>120126713
Man, i so tired of momy stories! I just burned, there's nothing to explane. Anyway, i love my mother, huh.

>>120126992
I wholeheartedly approve of your point of view

>>120115439 (OP)
hello brothers how do u do?

>>120127085
fine, wby?

>>120115439 (OP)
My name is Boris. I am from Russia. London is the capital of Great Britain.

>>120115439 (OP)
But it is admittedly known that russians can not into english. Moreover they are proud of it. Even hohols know 3 languages on the average.

Как же заебало. Кого вы пытаетесь удивить тем, что, мол, я знаю инглиш -- я элита. Просто биомусор. Сажы.

>>120127172
> Even hohols know 3 languages on the average

Why do you think so?
hohol

>>120126992
Зачем писать do deserve, а не просто deserve?

>>120127172
I am russian and i can into english. Where are your arguments now, sweetie?

i fucked my little sister
and only englishspeaking btards will know it

>>120125415
>How could i improve my writing?
>Read authentic texts
Such retarded advice. You want to refine your writing - write more.

>>120127075
Thanks, Anon. Nice knowing I'm not the only one who thinks that way.
>>120127172
I'm Ukrainian, and most people in this country don't know any language properly. They speak a horrible kind of surzhyk instead of proper Russian or Ukrainian, and all that English they learn in schools just never really gets learned. To be fair though, the same is true of most Russians. Both countries have nice exceptions though.
>>120127320
That's for emphasis, bitch!
>>120127352
We will, but we still won't care. Also, I have a suspicion that you might be trying to bullshit us.

>>120127485
such A

>>120127323
You are a traitor, that means. Reported to kgb, your prison cell awaits.

>>120127485
What's wrong, nyasha? You study other people's work for reference, then put what you've learned to use when writing your own texts. This has always worked for me.

>>120127556
you guys have same accent

>>120127556
Yeah, you know, i, too, have a teeny-tiny little slightest shade of impression that he might try to, you know, kind of be not completely explicitly honest with us.

>>120127567
No, you can not say a advice. Moreover, you can not say an advice. But you can say a piece of advice.

>>120127880
its not necessary to use 'you know' twice in one sentence

>>120127786
When speaking English or some other Western European language, sure.
Russian spoken with a Ukrainian accent sounds crude, uncultured and rural.
Ukrainian spoken with a Russian accent is pure comedy gold. Check out our former PM for reference.

>>120128058
what do you mean

>>120128004
It's not, but i still do it, just because i can.

>>120127728
You can practice in your writing even by watching porn, but it will not be such efficient as merely writing.

>>120128112
Accent stands for phonetic peculiarities in speech, usually based on location of speaker. It can not be seen in written speech.

>>120128127
But try to get rid of such a habbit, may be a detrimental hindrance.

>>120128312
Maybe he wanted to point out, that your sentences' structure resembles russian's one.

>>120128356
Oh my, what a vocabulary.
It's not something i use to indulge in on a regular basis anyway
>>120128487
Well, this thing is called dialect, not accent.

>>120128312
you really?
i meant people that live there speak with accent

>>120128599
Bah, sorry, there's been a misunderstanding.

>>120128705
thats ok

>>120128590
Ye, but we are dvachers and we are not got in thoughts expression.

>>120128599
with an accent

>>120127786
Speaking of accents.
The majority of Brits who have heard me speak English correctly identified my accent as "vaguely Eastern European." Almost all Americans and Canadians I've spoken to thought I was Scottish, for some unknown reason.

>>120128751
btw, when i speak english with someone, they usually think i'm from Sweden or Ireland lol.

>>120128897
im a redneck
and i guess itis not necessary to use 'an' in this context

>>120128904
At least they do not blame you for your accent, as russian speakers do. It is common to be offended for your pronunciation even if it is correct.

>>120129051
Do rednecks use grammar at all?

>>120129051
Well i think we are practicing here and it might be useful to refine our skills a little.

>>120129168
they dont

>>120128904
Lol a girl once told me that being identified as a lad from Eastern Europe by your accent is worse than the faggot worm. She thinks the same about American and Indian accents, though.

>>120129209
ok then

>>120129214
Thought so. I guess the South is the South, regardless of the country.

>>120129247
Looks like a typical 4chan chauvinist's comment.

>>120129348
lol :)

>>120129348
They do, but in a very particular way.
Imagine the most nasty and grammatically wrong shit from russian social networks that sometimes appears in YLYL threads. That's how they're using grammar

>>120129348
I think you should replace all "the" with "a".

have you guys ever been in enlgish speaking countries?

>>120129469
I just tell you what i've heard, that's all

>>120129809
Who was that girl. Age? Trade?

>>120129247
>is worse than the faggot worm
Gotta love those literal translations of Russian memes, hehe.
>>120129469
Admit it though, most Indians and some American accents are absolutely atrocious.
>>120129593
That's what I've heard from my pen pal from the Southern US. Let's just say she hates her homeland.
>>120129794
UK, twice. US, once. Canada, once.

>>120130030
how was that? asking cause ive never been

>>120129928
Um, i'm not sure, really. She's a student, in early twenties. And i have no idea what "trade" is.

>>120129794
I was in Germany, almost everybody knows english at least at upper-intermidiate level. In Italy it is conversely, either in France.

>>120130109
Fun. Interesting. Memorable for reasons I can't exactly pinpoint. Oh, and expensive.

A NU KA CHEEKY BREEKY I V DAMKI

>>120130255
sounds really fun :)

>>120130196
Btw everybody know or everybody knows?

Also, the word either is used correctly here?
>In Italy it is conversely, either in France.

>>120130448
No, it doesn't. I haven't told you anything. It depends on what sort of tourism you're into though. I'm more of a museum geek, so London was a treasure trove for me.

>>120130296
Well in that case i've already disclosed that one.
>>120130196
Oh, i'm in Germany now, yeah, English knowledge of locals is rather high, especially in comparison with Russia, but it is still impossible to have a nice proper chit-chat with them. They just don't get set expressions and the likes.

>>120130581
Everybody knows.
No, "either" does not belong there.

>>120130196
knows was correct
either wasnt correct

>>120130637
you told you had good memories and i thought

>>120130646
>but it is still impossible to have a nice proper chit-chat with them
It depends on context. A shop worker will not talk with you during the working ours, but can be particulary talking afterwards.

>>120130944
I did. I mean, I haven't told you nearly enough to figure out anything about the kind of experience I'd had.

>>120131180
get lost

>>120131180
cyka blyat idi nahui

>>120130646
I've noticed on the internets that continental Germanic people (e.g. Germans, Dutchmen, Danes, Swedes, Norwegians) are probably the best non-native English speakers out there. Love talking to them, really.

>>120131007
No, i mean because of the language. They just don't know English that good. Even though they do know it rather well.

>>120131241
dutch not dutchmen

>>120131241
Yeah, it actually makes perfect sense since their languages are akin

>>120131241
All the west Europe talks good in English. In Netherlands it is particularly good.

>>120131369
Yup. Sorry. That's me being the slavshit (in name only; half-turkshit, half jewshit by blood) that I am.

>>120131438
dutch people have a special accent
sounds very fun

>>120131530
that's ok c:

>>120131318
Most of them know it good enough to serve customers and to maintain business conversations by email.

>>120131438
An article ? Really?

>>120131663
>>120131663
what do you mean?

>>120131663
You are right, there is no need for an article because there is only one West Europe.

>>120131738
oh i got

>>120131638
I know. This is why I love these threads. The kindest ones on /b/.
>>120131663
Not sure about Russia, but our English textbooks (at least the ones I had back in school) and teachers tend to get articles all wrong, enforcing "the" wherever there might be a hint of doubt. It's probably the biggest problem about how English grammar is taught here.

>>120131662
Yeah, they do, i've already mentioned that. I was talking more about a colloquial speech, small talk, banter, you name it.

One man from poland say what my mother kurwa and he PERDOLE shes. What me need say him?

>>120131991
say him cyka blyat, maintain the tradition.

>>120131968
im always kind regardless of threads, lol
but ty

>>120131991
"Та щоб тобі повилазило!"
>>120132047
Comprehension barriers can be low or high, not soft or hard.

>>120116617
>SNG
Kek'd at this pidorashka.

lol english language makes us more polite than we are
see?

>>120132378
Which is why we all need it.

>>120132456
totally

>>120132476
Is that Shivatnik?

>>120116313
muted

suck my member bitch

chto tut proishoidit?

>>120131968
This photos can help you but it isnt full infromation about articles with geographical names

>2016
>не знать английский

I have a big family: father, mother, brother and pigdog. I wake up every morning at 7 oclock, wash, dress and go to work. I like my work, i am a potato track driver.

>>120131438
>west Europe
Western Europe

>>120132985
I wasn't asking for help, it was years ago. In my last two years of school, we had a new English teacher. Young, pretty, smart and very enthusiastic and passionate about the language and her job. The first thing she told us was that she wouldn't tolerate any of the shitty textbooks we had been given in her class. She then brought some materials of her own, taken from various British textbooks. Let's just say that after two years of her classes English was the subject with the highest average mark among my classmates.

>>120117839
there are captcha only for west pindoses, we have no that.

>>120134302
A typical story. All my teachers at school and at the university were implementing additional materials, because soviet books were more detrimental than helpful.

>>120117839
My guess rate is about 1/3 with this captha.

Переведите на инглиш
> какое-нибудь рандомное предложение например я люблю сосать хуи
> Как твоя мама?
Я думал что as is your mom, но не уверен.

London is the capital of Great Britain.
>>120135182
>Как твоя мама?
how is your mom? верно?

>>120135182
Like you mom?

>>120135182
Just as your mom, наверное.

>>120135292
>how is your mom?
>>120135332
>Like you mom?
>>120135349
>Just as your mom
Ну вот. Теперь я запутался. Первое похоже на вопрос как дела. Второе like не совсем очевидно и можно перевести как. А в третьем не знаю откуда взялся just.

>>120135822
> А в третьем не знаю откуда взялся just

Ну типа "прям как твоя мамзель".

>>120135182
- I love to suck dicks
- Just like your mom?

>>120136105
Вот. Гугл говорит по смыслу подходит. Спасибо.

>>120136451
You're so welcome

brit here again

>>120137184
oi sup mate let's go to cheeky nandos and have a bloody banter innit?

>>120137184
Hey mate. What brings you out here again?