Ингуришу?

Da Rules:

1. You don't write anything in Russian
2. You don't write anything in Russian
3. If you say a word in Russian, you get your face pissed on
4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your face... y'know
5. Trash messages like "obama chmo sasai pindos" are not welcomed. Who cares though
6. Try to not put "though" at the end of your sentences thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't
7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want

>>120342979
dem rules be cool! me liek dem lots

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Beginner level englishman vkatilsya in this ITT thread/

Bonjour mon ami

>>120344931
Fuck off you frog

>>120344693
How did you achieve your level?

Olympia prizer is here, buttholes.

>>120342322 (OP)
Moy neim iz anon end ay ken sei zet englisch iz bjutifyl langvitch.
Txenk yu weri match

>>120345035
School plus one semester in english courses.

I need someone helping me with NVidia experience beta share as it doesn't want to work for me. I can join hosts but i myself can't host. Everyone who tries to join gets 05 error or Invitation is not valid. Tried opening NAT/Checking firewall/kaspersky. I've done everything. Troubleshoot forum doesn't bother answering any of questions. So yeah...

Mom i am don't sieging
Mommy i am don't sieging
Don't call police
I'm not a opposition

>>120342322 (OP)
Бритиш из зе грейт оф зе капитал лондон

>>120345770
prepare condensed milk

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry?
Why, Willy? Why, Whilly? Why, Willy? Why?

hey, guys

how learn english? I wish to commence yet wot not what with
give an advices

>>120342322 (OP)
who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

>>120346404
Me.

>>120346482
Answer of faggot

>>120346556
of a faggot*

>>120346364
Just try on that and that's it. Time will show ya.

>>120346556
No.

>>120346592
Faggot's answer, idiot

>>120346604
what book read? study grammar or words? where find?

>>120346781
Read a 4chan for a new cool memes!

>>120346734
di nahooy

I have some memes
edgy
You like them I know

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on

>>120346815
You're so pathetic

/test

>>120346827
the end
I don't have any more

>>120346884
Ground Control to Bowiefag
Ground Control to Bowiefag
Yours idol fuckin suck
And finally died

>>120346927
It's just russky cockney, badman

>>120346734
In English it doesn't rhyme and thus makes no sense.
All I can think of now is "nope - said a dope!" "nope - go piss up a rope!"

Ты — это ты. Можно перевести как "You are you"? Или нужно что-то с youself ебануть?

>>120347091
Oxxymiron is shit, mate

Анон, запили пару прохладных как учил язык. Я фильмы смотрю, музыку слушаю, сми читаю на инглише. Слов дохуя знаю, грамматику так себе, ибо всегда клал хуй на неё. Есть рецепт попизже? Мб самоучитель (лол) годный

>>120347102
God, what a wanker! You're so fuckin boring!

>>120347212
A T U T O R

>>120347212
Look, a commie here! Go suck a putin's dick

>>120347212
Езжай в штаты и становись гей-шлюхой.

>>120347334
В детстве американка была, года 2 занимались, базу дала пиздец. Нет смысла, ибо я b1-b2 где-то.

>>120347521
А я и не против

"English Grammar in use" Мерфи. Вроде не такая уж плохая книга. Кто-нибудь по ней занимался?

Kak budet "I yabloki na Marse zazvetut"?

>>120347967
Благодарю, анон

>>120347977
And apples become flowers on Mars!!!

>>120347967
Книгу скачал, но это не совсем удобно. Стоит ли покупать ее?

>>120346781
Just get grammar pics from internet lmaoer. Get hard on IF clause'n gerund. It's just the matter of jerking. (Jerking lol. i dunno)

>>120342979
> get your face pissed on
LoL

>>120348095
Да, она стоит своих денег. Я приобрел за 20 ойро.

>>120348074
А тут не нужно will поставить, и почему?

Bay passcode

>>120348167
tell how right

>>120348257
Relax dude! I am rofling hardб,lmao))) Why so serious)))

>>120348257
Ты же не имеешь в виду, что они реально зацветут? Это тупо выражение. Нахуя тебе там ВИЛЛ?

London is stadt of Irish Republik.

>>120347977
And apples will bloom on Mars

>>120348409
Wanka

>>120348409
Fuck you british army

Elon Musk?

Prived ananasi

>>120348675
What?

>>120348744
YOBA TO TI, yeah, Suvorov russkie 'memasiki'

>>120348758
Elon Musk is Tesla? Tesla cool

>>120348875
Hohol deteckted

How are you?

Доллар по 26 гривен.

>>120348983
I'm fine, thanks. How are you? Your mom still like big blacks cocks?

>>120348180
На озоне куча всяких изданий. Разные годы, с дисками и без. Черт ногу сломит. Средняя цена 2,5к. Затратно, прямо скажем. Проще распечатать.

>>120349286
Bad, I nigga and ebay maine mem

Fucking shit.

Правильный перевод?

For years my parents drilled into my head the idea that my life was too good, undeservingly good. And now I fee bad for not being kept chained, fed with bread and water, and flogged for moaning too loud.

>>120348180
>2016
>buying books

>>120349993
Для свои лет моя прежняя идея вбитая в голову, в моей жизни была хороша, очень хороша. К тому же, я фе плохо по поводу цепочки событий в моей голове, в моей погоде и для отруеной воскресеньеи левой леди.

>>120342322 (OP)
OP, if your native language isn't english - you suck.

>>120351226
yours isn't either

>>120351372
>yours isn't either
Ye, I do not deny that I suck.

>>120350488
What the fuck do I be reading?

>>120351547
so underwash yourself and go under prisonbed

How to drop foliage?

>>120351631
>so underwash yourself and go under prisonbed
You just forgot 'manya'. Don't thank.

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>>120342322 (OP)
Katis' k huyam.