ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" are not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you wantThe previous thread is on its deathbed here >>122051982 (OP)
>>122066971 (OP)London is the capital of Great Britain.
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>>122066971 (OP)соси
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Хуй пезда
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Хуй
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Hello OP. You dick.
I sucked my ass today I'm feeling pretty gay.
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Hello bastards I have already peeing 3 litres of olive oil what does it matter?
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>>122068329> I sucked my ass today How is that even possible? I can grasp the concept on sucking on a dildo that has just been in your ass, I've done a couple of times myself, but sucking on your own ass I can not comprehend.
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ОП ХУЙ
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ОП ПОШЕЛ НАХУЙ
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>>122068661He then must be very flexible. Ribs removed and shit.
>>122068661You just have to be more flexible. So as you could rich your anus with your lips. For this you must touch your dick with your nippels.
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>>122069131Yeah, just like Manson
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>>122069188That is not doable unless you're a professional gymnast, you are trying to fool me. >>122069232I heard it's a myth, he never actually removed his ribs. One of his girlfriend did though.
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Слава Украине!
What the fuck? So few anons spick english? Ich kann dann Deutsch sprechen. Wenn ihr wollt, wird es jetzt ein Faden von der germanischen Familie Sprachen.
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>>122069447>22/10dude you waaaay outta bumps innit
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>>122069502Ich bin ein Geirbeindoigen aufschwitz durch Aub das Funfe!
Hi faggots!I haven't drank alcohol for one month. Ask your questions.
>>122069502Oh guy, just shut up and suck my pingas
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>>122069488Fame to heroes
Yo bitches! I'm back u know. Dats whats up.
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>>122069682Why do you think we care?
>>122069383I'm just kidding. I think, that it is impossible even by gymnasts, unless they are cut themselves in half.
Ponaehal in the GB three years ago. Ask your answers m8
Ok tell me about place that you live in, anon
Вот сколько в таких тредах сижу, а пользы никакой. Как от просмотра полиглота.
>>122069718Ukraine is Europe
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>>122069747Go away nigger
>>122066971 (OP)Ты еблан обосранный
>>122069682>haven't drank alcohol for one monthHow did you do that?Life is so boring without alcohol with alcohol either tho
>>122069654Ist es denn Deutsch?
>>122069789Well, I live in Moscow. It's dirty, grey and has way too many people living in it.
>>122069796Do you understand fucking language mate?
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>>122069759I don't give a fuck your opinion
>>122069766Well then, just so you know, I wasn't kidding about sucking on a dildo that has just been in my ass.
>>122069682But why? What's the point, bro? Life in Russia is tottaly fucked up. And to be honest I'm not a freakin' drunk scum, but how it is possible to live here and not getting drunk. I mean reality is so depressive.
>>122069891I do a lot of sport, sometimes I jerk off
>>122069936It wasn't an opinion, it was a question shithead.
>>122069896Ja. Du eichten geschaft der Bayrische dialekte nicht?
>>122069691Leck mein stinkender deutscher Arsch, verfluchter Briton. Ich werde dich durch La-Mansch ficken und fögeln.
>>122069901I live in Kiev and its foggy big city with a river called Dnepr.
>>122070038>It wasn't an opinionI ask questions, punk
>>122070041Bayern ist kein wirkliches Deutschland.
>>122069890fucking morron
>>122069877Whatcha say nigga? Wanna get shot? C'mere fool! You fucked bitch!
Who is OP?
Клал я тво правилаЭй оп не надо дить по лжиТы лучше подойди мне яйца полижи
Какой же у вас дерьмовый английский. Ненавижу эти треды.
The previous thread was severely wiped tbh. The wiper is still there unaware of the new thread.
>>122070268OP is hui
>>122070186You may be asking questions, but I'm the one who asks you mother out every night. ROASTED!
>>122069981I envy a bit. Tell me, what it has felt like?
>>122070295So what are you doing here mate?
>>122070295Don't visit them then.
>>122070295Go away l, shiteater
>>122069814Oh really? Well... Good for you
>>122070348No, OP is cock
>>122070009>>122070009So it's hard to know, just shouldn't drink. After one month you will have a lot energy, You will become free from addictions
M O S C O W T B Q H L A D SOSCOWTBQHLADS
>>122069890Can't read a word in your message. Please speak English or die
>>122070380Extremely arousing and dirty. But dirty in a good way, I felt like a filthy godless whore, which, I must say, was pretty awesome.
>>122070188>Krym ist kein wirkliches RusslandAufgeneschpieltzendrughaitgopt der Hammodgaigeikrit aus dem Kuff.
>>122069718>>122069488>>122069814Ruhm den sigereichen Helden, die ihre Leben auf dem Altar unserer Freicheit niederlagen!
>>122069890gobble a blackpool lad
>>122070487Well I should wish you luck, I guess. It's hard to stay sober when you're livin' in the place like this
>>122070590Burn in hell Fritz.
Hi vsem,kak dela,kak life?
>>122070530He says that OP is a very good man and he looks up to him.
>>122070747Nobody can understand you.
>>122070791Za nobody otvetish syka)))
>>122070350threw question behind your cheek, please check
>>122067187Blessed the thread
>>122070111Where Kiev is situated? I heard something about Kiev but I just don't remember. Is it in Georgia?
>>122070735chill dude it's a prank
Hi, fucking scumbags
>>122070867Just checked. There is nothing but your mother's pussy-juice there.
>>122070919You got me there lol
>>122071020It's just a prank bro.
>>122070987Wanna some fight you fucking face
>>122070916Somewhere in Europe.
>>122070969Would be so kind as to fuck my boy-pussy?
>>122070556Onсe I'll get to Amsterdam and make all my mad and sick fantasies true. All kindes of professional whores will do whatewer i want. That's a deram so sweat, that take my rest away.
>>122071123That was too gay.
>>122071123Wanna fuck your mom's pussy, pathetic fag
Что тут происходит? Я не понимаю по украински.
>>122071083Why don't drag your pansy ass to my apartment then? I'll fight you faggot.
>>122070987oh boy, my mom is old lady. You are lucky guy and she to, I guess
>>122071202I've lost
>>122071241Say location, deep shit
>>122071290mouthal virginity
СУГС!
>>122069789Krasnoyarsk here. Ask your questions away.
>>122070855What a gibberish! Man you high as fuck!
>>122071412Do you suck dicks?
>>122071305your mom's bedrooms
>>122070916No, its in columbia state. But dat city is very european. Also in this city lives people almost-like-russians called ukrainians and they drink too much Samogon
>>122071471My mom is man, what a gay fish your are?
>>122070590Welche Zeit ist es? Vergewaltigungszeit!
>>122071202eye-penetrated?
>>122071450sure, all guys from krasnoyarsk suck diks
Перевел пару сообщений гугл транслейтом. Пиздец хохлы упоротые. Только о фелляции и хуях речь :/
>>122071575Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.
>>122071152My thoughts exactly. As soon as I have enough money, I will travel there and engage in every fetish there is, manwhores, pissing, bdsm, strap-on, foot worshipping, crossdressing, you name it. Except scat, it's way too filthy for my taste.
>>122071175Nothing is too gay, sweetie.
Gott strafe England!
>>122071621go fucking away, dumbass
>>122071412>KrasnoyarskFuck you man. And your shithole! We need someone from Volgograd. I heard it's the third capital of Russia. Some might say DC 3
>>122071722yeah, fucking scum
>>122071718Well. One of my flatmates is gay. I heard him and his boyfriend moaning once, that was too fucking gay. Can't shake his hand now.
>>122071803DC comics? Wuat?
>>122071803There are as many DC3s as there are flyshittowns.
>>122071803I heard, there are a lot of gay clubs.
>>122069890Halt die Fresse, schmutziges Schwein! Komm mal hierher, ich schlachte dir.
>>122071621What "хохлы" is?
>>122071865Different strokes for different folks. I consider such moaning to be pretty sexy.
>>122071975Where exactly? In Volgograd? Or in Krasnoyarsk? I've never been in both
>>122072061This morron tell about ukrainians, but he is russian.
>>122071865Living with gay in one room breaking rules, you're gay now.
>>122072100I heard that Russians are all fags. Well...
>>122066971 (OP)SHUT DA FOCK UP
>>122071975Me either bro
>>122072143Me either bro
>>122071631Ich glaube, ich dir Englisch antworte. Take a cucomber and push it in your fucking ass so deap as you just can. An then a little bit dipper.
>>122072249In one flat, not one room. This is kinda different. Do you understand language mate?
Dritt i den jævlig engelsken! Kom igjæn gutta, snakk norsk.
>>122072264I'm not really russian though. My father is from Iran and mother is half polish half russian-jew.
>>122071803Krasnoyarsk is commonly believed to be DC-3. Only those who live in other DC-3 nominees such as Kazan, Novosibirsk etc. disagree with that.
What is the simple and cheap way to improve my language skills?Everyday I read for 1 hour and make lessons on Lingualeo.
>>122071867No! Only Happy Pictures/Frames
>>122072336Вот за что ненавижу снобствующую русню - это за то, что она, освоив школьный учебник английского, начинает всех поправлять. Вместо того, чтобы просто общаться.
>>122072475But I think there's not enough.
На всякий случай харкнул в тред. Just for lulz.
>>122072495But you completely misinterpreted what he said.
>>122072589>what he had said
actually I like Ukraine, I don't understand why do people from Russia can't stand Ukraine people and otherwise. People from both country are same. Same soviet shit. We're still living in soviet shit.
>>122072168What if he some kind of... You know other "russians". Like mr Nariman
>>122072589> КОКОКО, НАДО ГОВОРИТЬ ТАК, А НЕ ТАК
>>122066971 (OP)roll
>>122072061They are those who have put an end to Russia as at least a shadow of former Empire and as something meaning modern geo-political player.
>>122072495> Вместо того, чтобы просто общаться, как это делают нормальные люди из других стран.
>>122066971 (OP)I'ma gonna watch dis threado like I'ma watching DARN POSSUM who's trespassing MA TERRITORRY every night 'gain and 'gain!
WHAT TEH FAK, I CANT IN ENGRISH IT TWO HARD FOER ME
>>122072495Хули ты мне пиздишь мразь. Вот живу я в бриташке сейчас. Есть flat. В нем 9 комнат (room). В каждой комнате по человеку. Общая кухня. Где твой бог теперь?
>>122072770hOI Temmie! Go to colleg, ey tich Temmie lot things!
>>122072677But he was talking about living on one flat with a gay, not in one room. Why can't you just acknowledge your fuck-up and move on?
Аборигены гордятся знанием языка страны-хозяина.
>>122072264Maybe you're rightrussian
I CAN SPEAK ALL LANGUAGES BECAUSE I USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
>>122072781Мой то при мне, а где твой?
>>122072781Why do you live in such uncozy appartment? Are you POOR? "Little Poorey" are you, right?
>>122072881Look, who porwalsya now.
>>122072845> But he was talking about living on one flat with a gay, not in one room.А ты уверен в этом, даун?
>>122072781Выбрался в комуналку и рад.
>>122072850Иван оправдывается за то, что он такой дебил и не смог выучить язык, на котором 99% интернета.
MY ENGLISH SKILL - ZAEBIS' HYUARU NA INGLISHE, PRIAMO LIKE BATYA
>>122072968Но я Митя.
>>122073046Хуитя.
>>122072466>other DC-3 nomineesLaughed my ass hard!!!1 How many capitals in Russia exactly? I mean if you have >DC-3 nomineesThat's some hilarious shit bro
>>122072953так че я пропустил пока срал? Это я назвал того пидрилу пидрилой за то что он жил в одной комнате с тем пидрилой. Флат рум какая к хуям разница, пидрила?
>>122072968But I'm Mitya, your argument is invalid, moron.
>>122072960#Затоневрашке #Рашкаговно
>>122072968Буду, как все
>>122073065У мамки твоей во рту.
>>122072336What if it is a horrable russian hostel and the flat consists of just one room?
>>122072960Well, just typical student accommodation, what's the problem? I am alone here for three weeks now anyway (Easter Break)
>>122072953I am. Flatmate and roommate are two different words.
>>122072968Ебать ты продвинутый.
>>122073094Да всё, окстись уже, блядь.
>>122072850Yessum. Yes we are. I also speak chinese a little. Just in case, you know.
>>122073160Pohui.
Этот тред захвачен Имперским.
>>122073166окстислся тебе за щеку, проверяй
>>122073129What if I slap you?
>>122072781this>>122073129
>>122072553You did what? Can't translate "харкнул"
>>122072879How do you say "Allahu Akabar" in welsh?
>>122073232учи язык епта, как ты будешь русского господина без этого обслуживать?
>>122073210Just checked behind my cheek nothing found, check behind yours, schoolboy.
Stop speaking russian please. There are plenty of other threads, go speak russian there.
>>122073232He spit on the thread. With semen.
>>122072850Well... What we have here? Bro, I don't understand a word in your message, but it really feels like a butthurt
>>122073225Slap yo momma, sou slapper motherfucker!
>>122073385встань на колени и проси как положено
>>122073232> Can't translate "харкнул" Spitted into
>>122073305I got wet because of this. is it normal?
>>122073225Just if as hard as you can, sweety
>>122073232It means "like".
>>122073432Sit down on the bottle, slavshit.
>>122073385Чё бля
>>122073428This is not the way to talk to your PIMP bitch!
Nigger
>>122072879Can you translate some of DOES lyrics? I can't because i'm not anime fag. Hope you'll help me, won't you?
OI LADS WOT TIME IS IT YEP TIME TO SHITPOST M8IES
>>122073278Ι SAY IT LIEK ALLAX BZORVALSYA
>>122073500да ты ебанулся такое русскому предлагать? я же не хохол какой обоссаный, могу и уебать
>>122073385Word bro. I'll have Abu disable cyrillic letters in english threads. I will.
>>122073551Bandera kruche vseh, na klyka rusne dae.
>>122070204>>122070530>>122070705>>122071981Здесь не обязательно отвечать на каждый пост, ньюфаги
>>122073464Not in a sexual way. When it comes to sex, I like to be the one who is slapped, not to be the one who slaps.
>>122073095Badass name, bro sounds like gay
>>122073488>".lol
>>122073432Ask me instead. I will
>>122072850>>122073193Ihr alle habt die Sprache von ihren wahrhaften Herrschern vergessen!
>>122073611ТEbE 3TO HE T| O M O >|< E T !!!
>>122073460No it's not. But who the hell cares. We're all freaks here
>>122073700>lol"лол"
>>122073789Could you please talk dirty to me?
>>122073394You mean like "snowball" I'm not a pervert
>>122073611Ty peedor
>>122073611и как это спасет тебя от транслита долбоеб?
>>122073825Thanks for a translation, faggot. Been racking my brain over this word for years
>>122073832That's what I like
>>122073488Like thumbsup?
>>122073896> faggot"peedor"
>>122073885autoban for words like "pidor", "suka" etc.
>>122073922Okay, b/tards. How about a challenge?No harsh words till post #400. Can you do that, huh?
>>122073911Do it then. Imagine that I'm your bitch and you own me.
>>122073922> thumbsupYeah. Trust me.
>>122073978Привет.
Hiya! What the hell is going on here?
>>122073551GET THIS PROPOSITION TO RHYME FATHER (WATIKAN PAPA)
>>122073978Easy peasy lemon squeesy.
>>122073684I am opened for all kinds of experimetns. I wanna slap as well as be slapped. I want it all!
>>122074030Love and hugs till post #400. Then bloodshed.
>>122073972А если еще лишнюю хромосому в список добавят то как ты писать тут будешь?
>>122073978>No harsh words>next post>Imagine that I'm your bitch and you own me
>>122073990I mean I'm also the one who wants to be owned.
>>122074030Не знаю.
>>122074129We've got ourselves a problem then.
>>122074093Well, we can forgive that anon. Difference in posting time is about 6 seconds.
>>122074066> I want it all!And the whole world isn't enough!
>>122074167I see
>>122074169Still, what you proposed is fucking impossible.
>>122073520Thats it! Now you fucked up nigga! I will shoot your stupid-ass head off!
Вот мучаете вы себя, писать пытаетесь.А нихуя ведь не получается, 3/4 сообщений даже не рунглиш, а что-то ещё более страшное.
>>122074260Well, you just fucked it.
>>122074296no, you
>>122074284Yeah yeah, whatever.
So, faggots. What about some photos from ur flat?
>>122074260Yep. Because of guys like you it is. You just coudn't resist to use F word, do you?
>>122074284Обмажутся гугл транслейтом, а потом ябутся в жопы.
So, who want me to be his bitch?
>>12207426015 posts consecutive without harsh words. Actually, I'm pretty impressed. I was betting on 3.
>>122074284>criticizing other people's english>in pure russian
>>122074335Oh fuck off. It's like.. you've never been on 4chan or something. Everyone uses the F word, fucktard.
>>122074296>>122074321You both did, you fuckin motherfuckers.
>>122074414We can always try again.
Stupid btards always mess up everything, hopeless bastards
>>122074335I can, but I don't fucking want to.
>>122074445Bullshit, I started swearing only after he fucked it.
>>122074432Who're you talking too, you Fucking Fucker? I was fucking around 4chan with fucktards like you end even more fucked when your momma was fucking with her fucker, which accidentally became your fucking father and you, fucka, was fucking born!!! I'M FUCKING OLD YOU FUCKASS!!!!
>>122074432You don't get the concept of games do you?
>>122074430Я хотя бы не мучаю сраку. Насмотрятся сериалов с субтитрами и мнят себя нейтивами. А на деле даже предложения толком составить не могут.
>>122074511Referring to your mother as "it" is not very nice tho.
ЙЦУКЕН
>>122074284Well, get a load of this guy.You probably started talking in perfect english yourself at the age of 3, right? Surprisingly, not everyone's a fucking genius and we need some practice, so kindly, go fuck yourself.
>>122074633С репетитором практикуйся, пидор. В треде на харкаче ты только рунглишу научишься.
>>122074584> Я хотя бы не мучаю сраку. So you aren't good at english yourself are you? Why the fuck do you think that you can criticize everyone else then?!
>>122074584you gotta use another language
>>122074579>games> /b/ at 2ch.hk
>>122074506Concept of every game:1. Try not to fuck yourself.2. Make sure that everyone else is totally fucked.
You know, F-word is so fucking awesome as fuck, we can fucking put it literally fucking everywhere fuck. I'm fucking so cool as fuck, fuck
>>122073681What does he want?
Stop cussing, motherfuckers!
I only wish somebody would talk dirty to me.
>>122074633чему можно тут научиться долбоебина? fuck you fucking fuck писать на скорость?
>>122074846Friggin hularious!!!
>>122074846> fuckЛол.
>>122074906Фак ю
>>122074816He says something along the lines of "you don't have to reply to every post here, newfags." Not very good at Russian though, I might be mistaken.
>>122074852shut up, you pervert
>>122066971 (OP)>>122066971 (OP)
>>122074846You can't tell people to stop cursing and curse immediately after that. That's not how it works at all!
>>122074730Still better than no english at all. And are you gonna pay for the tutors? If so, I would gladly practice with them. It's always easy to advice people while you don't do shit yourself.
>>122074967Oh, yes, gimme me more of that, tell me that I am a filthy whore!
>>122074964You are NOT good at Russian at all. He said that he had fucked us up
>>122074852You... baddie. I just want to sp... span... span this sentence a little bit more.
>>122075006пиздец какой же ты убогий, есть лингва лео и еще сотня других бесплатных сервисов
>>122074978Stop fucking cussing, or I'ma kick the shit outta ya bitch faggot ass!
>>122074906well if you couldn't learn anything itt so why r u still here? Get the fuck out
>>122075006Не лучше. В чём проблема заплатить за репетитора? Или ты хикка на маминой шее?
>>122075174мне нравится смотреть на твои корчи, пожалуйста продолжай
>>122075129Nigga why so friggin' mad? Let's go to KFC, have some watermelons, nigga? What'd ya say?
>>122075106You're embarrassing yourself. Come on dude, man up, give me you best.
>>122075109lingua leo? Fucking gay retard, you must be kidding
>>122075109Still no links or anything. If you're going to contribute - FUCKING DO IT. Or leave the thread, because your value here is zero.
>>122075202Oooh boy, here we go... Programmer-freelancer, is that you?
Fucking /b/olsheviks is so /b/olsheviks
>>122075270Actually, that's pretty a pretty good program. Just don't overestimate it.I'm anon, just passed by,I will say to you goodbye
>>122075279мамке своей говори что делать, выблядок
>>122075289Не-а, просто работа есть. Если ты не дно за 20к, то репетитор/курсы тебе должны быть вполне по силам. Выхлоп от них хороший и прокачка языка быстрая.
>>122075202>Hurr-durr what's the problem, I make 3000$ per second while fingering my anus and have alot of free time so I can afford any tutors I wand but I don't need them cuz I'm already too awesome.
>>122075307What are we gonna do, komrade? How kan ve build KOMMUИISM?
>>122075240All these KFC jokes are no longer in, nigga. Be more creative.
>>122075270что не так-то? всяко лучше чем сидеть с в этом треде и заниматься мамоебством
This thread is shit
>>122075410And what's YOUR job? Don't say "I'm a cook", that's not funny anymore.
>>122075485до твоего появления было ок
Why can't anyone just fucking talk dirty to me?! Pansies.
>>122075395>KABOOMYour ass is on fire, should we call 911?
>>122075526I know, because I'm here from the beginning
Op is faggot
>>122075535ты пикчу смишную забыл добавить
>>122075530I doubt your English is good enough to understand how dirty I'd actually talk to you.
>>122075460Living in Moscow I've made a curious observation. Fucking kazakhs love KFC. Every KFC in Moscow is literally crawling with them.
>>122075648Try me.
>>122075493QA. Ну да и ладно, ты всё равно изъясняешься несколько лучше среднего посетителя треда. Практиковаться здесь особо не с кем.
>>122075655I'm living in Kazakhstan, that's not true
>>122075434Да, я классный, а ты бугуртыш.
>>122075548Ты классный.
>>122075730ебать говорящий казах
>>122075730proofs or didn't happen
>>122075730Nay, there are no KFCs in Kazakhstan
>>122075781Борат вау)))00
>>122075781I can walk on legs as well>>122075770thanks btw
Sup, guys. Why your flag (on the picture) has so strange face?
>>122075730у тебя есть бабий магнит?
>>122075730Nobody lives in "Kazakhstan", come on, it's not even a real country.
>>122075803If you are living in a valley or small town then yes. But I'm from Almaty
>>122075846смотря с чем сравнивать, если с хохлами то весьма себе real
>>122075846It's not even a word, for starters.
>>122075794Fuck off. it's 4AM
>>122066971 (OP)Onii-chan, anata wa baka des ka?
>>122075706So, you're a "Tester on steroids" then. You are from IT world, they live in dreamland with ponies and total equality(still trying to eat any newsomer alive). LOOK AROUND, IT'S CRISIS OUT THERE!!! NO JOBS!!! PPL DON'T HAV MONEYZ ANYMORE!!!
>>122075913Hidoi!
>>122075842I'm a girl, so no
>>122075648I'm still waiting for some of that elaborate dirty talk, master.
>>122075961дурачек? сделаноунас открой, там over9000 заводов
>>122075981а плуг нормально тянешь?
>>122076003No idea what that bollock just said
>>122075906Nice maneuvers
>>122075961> Tester on steroidsДа, что-то вроде этого.Так какая у тебя работа и зарплата? Раз я о своей поведал.
>>122075884>But I'm from AlmatyYou cool bruh. You be, fosho.
>>122073693Not a gay, had 5 GF in past.
>>122075846So where are all Kazakh people came from then?
>>122075905I know, it was made up by Sacha Baron Cohen for his magnum opus "Borat".
>>122066971 (OP)/e/
>>122074003No! He don't mean it! He never mean it! It's bullshit! Oh, hi everybody!
>>122076103I don't know. Eggs?
>>122076103Who cares, they're Kazakh
>>122075565hell man what r u trying prove to us? that u're good in eng? Well that's good, ok, but what next? If u think this approach is useless - write the guide for anon. or become a supervisor. But u did nothing, just complaining all the way
>>122076068Supply... manager. Yes, you can laugh now, yes, you'll start humiliating me now, I know. Damned nerd, ihateyouihateyouihateyou.
>>122076061If you want I can upload some proofs if the thread is not going to sink. And only after 2 hours
>>122074066AND I WANT IT NOOOOW!!!!
>>122075981Kazakh... girl... on 2ch... My world will never be the same.
>>122076172Lemme guess, in some grocery chain?
If you wish to humiliate him >>122076170, I would rather you humiliate me instead.
>>122076170да я ничего не доказываю, у меня бессоница и вы выглядите самым беспомощным кормом в /b
>>122076172> Supply... manager.Merchandiser, lol. Worse than gayworm.
>>122076187These fuckers are all over us..
>>122076241I love the Doors.
>>122076264You know there is also board for Kazakh people
>>122076274I've been humiliating you by ignoring, did you like it?
>>122076207This thread will be dead in 2 hours. Nice maneuvers again, KHAZAH.
>>122076270Nope. Factory. Bad one.>>122076300Don't mess with terms.
>>122076172Что смеяться-то? Работа как работа.> Damned nerd, ihateyouihateyouihateyou.А вот тут обидно было, я не задрот.
>>122075970Ariatou gozaimas, anon-kun! You are so kakkoi deshou! \(^-^)/
>>122076388зеркалка и велосипед есть? бгг
>>122076154Just trust me.
>>122076327>Kazakh>peopleHow can these two words go in one sentence
>>122076381Not really, to be frank. I would prefer active humiliation.
>>122076388I believe he meant himself..
>>122076384Caught me. There's no problem to take photo of passport, but I'm too lazy to leave my bed now
>>122075981Anime
>>122076464Superminded people. Ok for you?
>>122076388Nerd is not a... well, how do you translate this "zardot"word. "A fag", as I remember. Being nerd nowadays is ceeeewl, especially if you have an IT job and an awesome beard-o.
>>122076465You'd prefer to bang some dog, for all we care
>>122076508что клевого в том, чтобы быть патлатым аутистом?
Hey, does someone know how can I translate yayo? Google don`t work. I`ll be very gratefull
>>122076572I didn't say anything about long hair. Just about a beard.
>>122076545No, if it comes to bestiality, I would actually prefer some dog banging me.
>>122076594Cocaine.
>>122076624ну ит и нерд в одном флаконе обычно подразумевает сальные патлы
>>122076440Ecchi Shiyou!
>>122076677Not anymore!
>>122076772They still look ridiculous.
>>122076757сроочно экзорциста в тред, у нас завелись гомосамураи
>>122076277actually we are. That's the first time i've been writting here. I know it looks ridicolous but that's sort of practice anyway.
Shittiest thread on /b/. Kill yourselves.passing by
>>122071659>>122071659What a hack is going on here?! Is is ok for u to taste ur shit, right?
>>122076850Keep passing.
>>122076772he looks even more gay
>>122076772да это они себя сами романтизируют в интернетах, зайди в любую обитель кодящих обезьянок и сто пудов вляпаешься в митол, патлы, велосипед и зеркалку
>>122076757日本人们都是蠢了！他们的老婆给他们戴路帽子！
>>122076772That's not nerd, that's fucking hipster!
>>122076897What's so bad about bicycle? I have one, use it pretty often.
>>122076847What practice? You see bad English, writen in bad English yourself, and it all makes your English even worse.
>>122076953как ты их различаешь?
>>122076630Even better. Had any experience?
>>122076982>writenot writen
>>122076953All same
>>122076508Это считается чем-то интересным только такими же бородатым задротами. Я свободен от этого!>>122076444Есть велосипед, камеры нет. А что такое?
>>122076847да писал же уже - нет тут никакой практики, словарный запас не пополнить, грамматику не выучитьты только закрепишь ошибки
>>122076880It is not. I said that I don't like scat.
>>122076653thanks
>>122076980сам по себе ляс не плох если ты не приезжаешь потным в офис и от тебя не смердит как от хохла
>>122076907Look, this sa-mu-rai just did a ha-ra-ki-ri. We're better off now
>>122077030значит тебя еще можно спасти бгг
>>122076987>tatoos>good-looking haircut and beard>gay scarfIsn't it obvious?
>>122076907对不起， 不是“路”字，是“绿”字。
>>122077150почему нерд не может выглядеть как пидор, что за шовинизм
>>122077136Would it be appropriate if I ask you to write in English, bitch?
>>122077088We have a shower here, you know? And a locker where I store my working uniform. That's pretty convinient.
>>122077195ну допустим попросить ты можешь
>>122077049One would think you'd practice English with native-speakers, but nooooo, these geniuses think a bunch of i-spik-ingrish-gut muthafuckers is a good way to go.
>>122077099Me not SAMURAI, me CHINESE!!! THis CHINESE words, JAPAN SUCK RED MIGHTY DRAGON'S DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>122077228да все равно воняете пиздец даже с душевой кабиной на работе, хуй знает как у вас это получается, но факт остается фактом
>>122077239Something tells me you won't fulfil my request, will you?
>>122077136Вот и славно, а то я уже испугался.
>>122077299Only if you talk dirty to me.
>>122077228Do you also have coffee breaks every half hour, or you just bring your smoothie with ya?
>>122077272Chinese? Those who eat su-shi and watch a-ni-me?
>>122077299бинго
>>122076907>日本人们都是蠢了！他们的老婆给他们戴路帽子！>Японцы настолько глупы! Их жены дают им возможность носить шляпу!
>>122076982your point of wiew seems legit but i improve my vocabulary here and (more important) trying to composite sentenses in real time.
Есть этот тред с переводом?
>>122077384NONONONONONONO!!! THAT'S JAPANESE!!! HTEY SCUM!!!! ME CHINESEm ME GREAT!!! ME LIVE IN 中国吃包子很多工作！！！！！
>>122077387Still I'd just like to see how you write in English
>>122077272You're not chinese neither, you're just some /b wannabe./b - wannabe, see how i rhyme, biiiiiatch?
>>122077188He has no time and no interest in picking gay clothes. When you see a guy in neat clothes that means he actually bothered to choose what to buy based on the looks not on usability. Nerd buys what is comfortable and cheap. Yes, he will look like shit but not like gay, because gay(hipster) clothes are not that cheap and not useful. For instance, if that guy was true nerd he would wear a sweater instead of scarf that doesn't really do anything.
>>122077430rofl
>>122077421>wiewImprove this, prick
例如，嘎嘎
Fly high in da sky!
>>122066971 (OP)сасай пиндос абама чмо
英语牛。精英讲中国
Vous parlez français?
>>122077470у тебя с логикой проблемы - модный прикид не всегда синоним плохой эргономики, так же как и комфортный и дешевый пиджак не всегда выглядит как кусок говна
>>122077430Is it true that a chinese girl's pussy is crosswise?
>>122077502Ну вот об этом я и говорю: прочесть не составляет труда, а вот составить предложение уже сложно. Даже вот такие дебильные ошибки случаются. Заебался я на ингрише пейсать, долго получается.
>>122076326That's Freddy's song with badass riffs. I mean Queen's song. The post has picture of Freddy related. That's why I put it to my message.
>>122077390Короче, моя поясняй. Сорри что по русски, но чтоб точно понятно было.>路帽子Тут я ошибся, правильный иероглиф не 路 а 绿 (зеленый).他们的老婆给他们戴绿帽子 - их жены сделали так, что они "носят зеленые шапки". "Носить зеленую шапку" - это значит тебе наставили рога, в очень негативном оттенке. Достаточно жесткое оскорбление в Китае, после такого могут и вспылить, особенно северные китайцы, они вообще эмоциональные ребята.
>>122077635Are you stupid? They have no pussy at all
>>122077635Haven't seen one, I'm 光棍 ("bachelor", forever-alone) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>122077672I got it wrong then. One Doors song has similar lyrics.
WHATTAFUKK IS GOIN ON HEREBeen following the thread from the beginning yet can't seem to figure out anything.
>>122077639Nah, you just need to change your attitude. It's not about learning the words and their translation, it's about learning words, and their m e a n i n g s. Learning whole new way of thinking. If you see no difference, then you should improve your cognition method.
>>122077714They have. Pretty bushy one. And they often don't shave their armpits as well.
>>122077587OuiJust watched a Hateful Eight
>>122077784There's no sense, accept it
>>122077430you fight evil in movies. you fight evil in games! you fight great. kung-fu is everywhere. you litterally must fight in store to get your cup of rice. thats very tough. chinese great! japs bad! baka!
>>122077621How many real IT nerds have you seen in you life? I've seen some and I can say that none of them looked like that guy.
>>122077784Well, I'm still trying to get someone to talk to me dirty.
>>122077465I'm a /b wannabe,I just want to be a bee.Be a bee or not to beWhat to do, please, tell me, /b!
>>122066971 (OP)>5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" are not welcomed. Who cares thoughsasai pindos obama chmo
>>122077781Doors is great band too
>>122077833We are not asking Chinese girls, go away. Don't fool us
>>122077910да я тащем-то сам ит нерд в каком-то смысле лол
>>122077871Looks like you form sentences in Russian, then translate them to english, amiright?
>>122077940Round!
Ich herrsche über die alle Untermenschen in diesem ITT tread! All Heil dem Vaterlande!
>>122077515Hey, Beijing Duck? Come here, come to papa. Papa will ROAST YOU ALIVE!!!
>>122077978no, you are not. I'm just stupid
>>122077936I'm still with u
>>122077799Не совсем понял к чему ты это приплел. С самим-то утверждением я не спорю, но как это относится к тому факту, что мой навык составления предложений в самом анусе хит-парада в отличии от чтения. В принципе я без проблем воспринимаю в тексте тот же ridiculous, но когда сам пишу - пишу с ошибкой. Как и с view обосрался.
>>122078167It's a typo, not a big deal
>>122078138Talk dirty to me then. Please. I'm on my knees begging you right now.
>>122078027Du! Du hast! Du hast mich! Rammstein! Heil Hitler! Hitler caput! Schweine! Nicht capituliren! Fick! Scheisse! Smappy das kleine krokodil!
>>122078167Writing is the most difficult skill in any language learning, that's OK.
Ладно, гугл транслейт долбоебы, давайте посмотрим на это с практической точки зрения.- вокабуляр вы тут не пополняете, так как все общение состоит из мата, простых слов и предложений, а значит вы не сможете применить эти навыки чтобы съебать из страны или устроиться на работу в иностранную компанию- вы вредите своей грамматике закрепляя в голове типичные ошибки типа your - you're its - it's и далее по спискуТак в чем профит?
>>122078259Svetlakov, I don't like you and your movies, they're dumb and so are you.
>>122078252Forgot? I'm the one who also wants to be begging on knees.
>>122078294Yu're fucking fucker, its pretty obvious.
>>122078259Ich lache V GOLO SINU.
>>122078388эт понятно и еще у меня будапешт, вот смишная картинка в доказательствоно все же
>>122078342God damn it. One would think that with so many dicks around here at least one would be glad to talk dirty to me, but no.
>>122078434What do you propose? "Pay for the tutor" again?
>>122078294I like speaking different languages. But if someone really uses translator to write smh - there's no sense in this, just don't do it.
>>122078167Well, if you accept that "new way of thinking" concept, your next step would be, ah, practice. Have a lot of movies you love? These ones, with badass heroes, and ultra-punchlines? I'll be damned, if bringing language in your daily life life. ha-ha. who am i kiddin won't achieve any improvments.
me from Herson. mai name is nikola! i teach english at the scool! ask your questions! i like exclamation mark and sound of being noticed from metal gear series. and i love mai country. me move to evrope soon. heil to heroes!
>>122078469Dicks don't talk. They do... something different.
>>122078294> practical point of view> harkachYou're kidding, right?
>>122078259So bin ich dann noch nicht versagt
>>122078553Wenn einer zu mir FICK DICH sagt!
>>122066971 (OP)GLORY TO UKRAINE!
>>122078027这意味着，你打杂
>>122078493да много вариантов на выбор- можешь сделать вдоль- если ты обладаешь каким-либо навыком пойти на тематически форумы и принимать участие в обсуждении- та же сраная лингва лео будет в тысячу раз полезнее, чем "общение" тут с такими же слабоумными как ты сам- еще сотня вариантовразве это не очевидно?
>>122078294>>122077260My point exactly.
Wow, the thread's still hot, I think it's reasonable to create a new one right?
>>122078531YOU!!! Yes, you. Why are YOU not in the cauldron??? Or gauntlet???
>>122078324But I'm not Svetlacov! I'm great american actor Serj Lighters
>>122078639Go on
>>122078639不，在这里我们正在处理的中国，嘎嘎
>>122078535Not literal dicks. Dicks meaning rude people. However, I would love some literal dick doing "something else" to me, if you know what I mean.
>>122078639Knock yourself out.
>>122078643me not warrior! me is peace man! me want in evrope!
Perequat here https://2ch.hk/b/res/122078694.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122078694.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122078694.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122078694.htmlKeep the thread up, pals. I'm out to sleep.
>>122078611Well, I don't know about the others, but my TOEFL iBT is pretty good (>100). I'm gettin a certain... satisfaction from these threads. They're funny.Yes yes I know TOEFL is a bad exam to check English skills blah blah blah.
>>122078493As i said earlier to some good sir, you should bring language in you life. Books (start with Harry Potter), movies, like, anything. Video games too, especially some thorough open-world RPGs.
>>122078683Stop quacking and get inside the cauldron you soup ingridient!!!
Right now i'm enjoying Django Unchained. Fucking love Dr. Schultz
>>122078915够了，嘎嘎
what if i told you we can make you more civilized? you're ukAryan! we can give you rights most pidorashkas only dream off! we can make you a european!
