ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
Poshel nahui, pidor. Firstein?
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сажа пидорам
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnchjlC7n_Y
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>>122370085 (OP)>>Хахол для тебя есть /ukr
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Как вы заебали,хуже попрошаек
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it is obosralsa
1. OP is dick.2. OP's mother is dickgirl.3. OP's father is shemale.4. Sage.5. Hide.
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PIDOR
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HUJ
>>122372715> dickgirl> shemaleWhat's the difference?
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>>122373162Очко
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>>122373162Давалка
>>122373162Хер
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>>122373162Залупа
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>>122373162Довалище
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>>122373162сосалище
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>>122373162Головка
Stillborn thread. Or its always starting like that? never been here before
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How do you call "bydlo" on engalando?
>>122373733>>122373714Рака яичек и жопного спида
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>>122373162Елда
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So ya all wankers are trying to speak like a true gentleman? Lemme jump roight in.
>>122372715>2. OP's mother is a whore.>3. OP's father is a dickgirl.fix
>>122374033Говно, залупа, пенис, хер, давалка, хуй, блядинаГоловка, шлюха, жопа, член, еблан, петух, мудилаРукоблуд, ссанина, очко, блядун, вагинаСука, ебланище, влагалище, пердун, дрочилаПидор, пизда, туз, малафья, гомик, мудила, пилотка, мандаАнус, вагина, путана, педрила, шалава, хуила, мошонка, елда. Раунд!
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это тред не должен взлететь.НИКОГДА
>>122374089is rood. is sad.I am sad now.
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>>122374033howdy!
>>122374239ПИДОР
>>122370085 (OP)
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>>122374089Who wrote this shit?I can't belive that mr. Khovansy did it only by himself.
>>122373733chav
>>122374419хохол ну хватит
>>122374306Howdy, mate? How was your day so far? Do tell, I am all ears :3
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Ya pokakala.
>>122374419>>KhovansyYOU OBOSRALSA
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>>122372715you lost somth
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>>122374559Can someone explain me this joke? It's too tricky for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psENhhkYMO8
>>122373714Sometimes it comes off, sometimes it doesn't. It all depends on you folks. 2-3 reasonable anons is enough to maintain a discussion. don't you go apeshit on my use of "is." "are" would be incorrect, learn the fucking grammar
САЖА
>>122374809this joke only for true American mens.
>>122374961And what if I'm Australian?
>>122374809So in English we say "I am all ears" when we want to say we are listening carefully. Literally, it means "I am made of nothing, but ears". Little fellow over there has some huge ears on him.
>>122375066you don't
>>122375066Oy mate, ya have a snek in ya boot
>>122374559Not so bad you know,and you?
>>122375211¿ʎlɹ o
>>122370085 (OP)pidorashkas must die /thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPzAABMozs0
>>122375357Sweet memeng jesus, this is some quality shit. Saved.
>>122375364Ok, color me convinced.
>>122375192Thank you, mate.
>>122375192But why the other foxxy said smth about life story?
Vi hui sosete.
>>122375066Australia? Is that in Europe or Africa?
>>122375656It's on moon, therefore it is made of cheese and cheese accessories.
Here we go.What are you doing? Tell my how was your day.
Ich finde, dass das Englischgewinde ist ein Scheissebissen. Leck'n mich, Pimmeln.
>>122375885ist ist zu ende*
>>122375357Too much work lately, but you have to work hard nowadays to stay afloat, and have your bread with butter on it too.
It's time for a real american humour!
>>122373733privet antipoc
Че за язык епты говорите нормально бля ебанутые
>>122375885No, no, no, Hanz, you are doing it's all wrong now! That's not how we talk in Germany anymore!Repeat after me:المهاجرين جيدة
>>122375785sheeiit!11! I had to teach geography in schul... so if australia on moon,who's lived on Mars?
>>122376435That would be lizard people of Israel
I have this pic for you guys.
>>122376512reptilians? I heard what where dangerous!
>>122376703Nice one
>>122376742Nah, just keep your gold away from them.
>>122376422DEUTSCHLAND IST AM TOLERANTEN LANDE!111WIR SIND KEINE FASCHISTEN. JETZT ICH WIEDERHOLE MIT SPASS:!المهاجرين جيدة
>>122376827Fucking reptilians killed my grandbrother! I must revenge
Go.
>>122376960PIZDUI OTSUDA ANIMYBLYADOK
>>122376960Go away you, gook.
>>122377055English, please.
>>122377107IDI NAHUI SUKA!!!!! Is that clear?
>>122377153No.
>>122377153I don't understand your bullshit.
>>122376936Again German speaking faggots polluting our consecrated English thread with their ich-mich-schwitz gibberish. Make your own thread and go schprehen there.
>>122377166Yes. No. Just go away blyat,ok?
>>122377316>2076 >Don't know russian language.PROSTO IDI V PIZDY,LADNO?
>>122377362Are you fucking retarded? Braindead, maybe?
>>122377601Like someone actually needs a language that has no good original content since 20th century.
>>122377623Im dead inside.Get a fuck away from me.Fuck ur own sister.Kill liberals.
>>122377601>2016>know Russian languageYou are disgusting.
>>122377601In 2076 Russian will be extinct.
Чо блять,нихуя не понимаю чо вы несете ебучие гамбургеры йопт,нормально можете говорить бля?
Test. Nadeus', chto uje razbanili.
>>122377778And you. Its ok to be disgusting. Be not like all.
Ya pooknula.
>>122377855
Now there, there, lads. Any plans for tonight? I'm drinking my tea and about to get my Dutch class.
>>122377978>Be not like allYyyyyyeeees.
>>122378065You study Dutch? Why? Wanna start the tractor?
>>122377806stop it....
>>122374239> rood
Здравствуйте. Я из Австралии и учусь русский язык в течение 3 месяцы. Очень сложный.Feel free to ask any questions what's the Russian for it? what's the Russian for "what's the Russian for" lol?
>>122378144HEEL YAAAAAH
>>122378571Mchaggis?
>>122378571Хуи сосешь? Бочку делаешь?
>>122378716stfu, australians is my friends u piece of shit.
>>122378571>учусь>учу>месяцы>месяцевHi, dude. You have a good progress, but this mistakes.. But. OK.Tell about your life.
Хуй
czech kun ittrussians, ur language very fuckin' hard, whatcha think 'bout it?
>>122378842I'm 22, still a kissless virgin and don't care a fuck about that. Got interested in languages at high school, been learning Hungarian for like 5 years and now I'm pretty fluent in it. In February I started Russian, and for some reason it seems even harder than Hungarian, in spite of less cases, declensions and stuff.
>fewer casesmy bad
spierdalaj z mojej ziemi, kurwy
>>122379749how are you live with upside down look?
>>122373162 There isn't really that much of difference. Though I guess dickgirl is more feminine and shemale is less? I don't know, mate, I severely doubt Oxford dictionary nicely defines what is what regarding fags on hormones.
>>122380029Why do you think it's us who got everything upside down?
>>122379370U should have tried Finnish
>>122370085 (OP)>English>Da
>>122380909Have you done your homework?
>>122380994Mom, please(((
>>122380909what's wrong, russianz?
>>122381109I just thought that da is a sort of American language. Anyway, gentlemen don't use this word, and when I come to an English thread, I like to imagine being in a company of English sirs
>>122381053asshole.
>>122381357welp, i can try to be kinda english sir
>>122381357>American language
I'm very fuck. Really! For real! It's fuck? It's me. You bitch?!
>>122370085 (OP)Жиденько насрал на тред, и забрызгал всех его участников в пластмассовых моноклях. SAGE.
>>122381712What
>>122381725Yep, that's a butthurt
Anyone here?
>>122382120I'm here.
>>122382120Me too.
>>122381583ahaha
>>122370085 (OP)>ENGLISH THREAD>british flag
>>122382705To verify that you're a faggot, reply with the same picture.
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>>122380341I guess, shemale is a man biologically but acts\dresses\etc. like a woman. Without going through a sex reassignment surgery or smth.Dickgirl as a term most of the time describes a fictional girl with a dick duh.I may be wrong, though.
>>122382705so what? English is the language of Great Britan
>>122383654You forget about traps and ladyboys.
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>>122383762Of the United Kingdom, lad.
>>122373162Вот здесь за всех этих пидоров расписано http://www.imagefap.com/blogcomments.php?topicid=15598
>>122383654Seems like I was wrong indeed. Cornhub and such do show futas. So yes, I was wrong.>>122383921Trap is man biologically too, but not as deeply into whole feminization thing as a shemale. You are more or less likely to mistake one for a woman, but you won't see tits bigger than what a plank-girl might have.And ladyboys are, apparently, basically asian shemales. I'd make a comparesement but I'm a lazy cunt.Harchach University professors discuss various types of girly bodies with dicks in English. Gotta love /b/.
>>122370085 (OP)>1. You do not write anything in Russian>2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian>3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately>4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen>5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though>6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though>7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want>8. Rolls aren't forbidden>9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/>0. You're welcomeRoll!
>>122383921I, uh, didn't? That's term for another types of people, who fall into those categories for another reasons, as well as 'transvestite', 'transgender' and others. They were talking about two terms only.
>>122384290>0>You're welcomeTop kek.
Эй, пидорахи, вас все равно в Европу не возьмут - зря стараетесь
>>122384629Who cares?
>>122382705
>>122385235типа I tried to catch some fag/fuck I missed?
>>122385152the same face expression lol
>>122385388fog и mist - это всё туман, но различной плотности
>>122386215So what?
>>122387524Но работает шутка так, как описал(mist\missed), только тема не про пИдАрОв))))000, а про погоду. Да, я понимаю, что она немного туманная
>>122385388I haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about.
yet another one
>>122388199didnt udnerstood
>>122388419You will be mist/missed. Mist and missed sounds alike.
>>122388486undresotod
>>122387524Teba eto ebat ne dolzhno.
Is it a pun thread now?You know, there was an anonymous who postet ten puns to the pun thread, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make people laught. No pun in ten did.
>>122388836>postedturbofix
>>122388890Just wanted to bump the thread with somewhat-relevant content
ХЛОПЦI ПРИВIТ!!!!ЯК СЯ МАЄТЕ?
>>122376950Gandbrother, sukalol
>>122388836Puns aren't supposed to make people laugh.They're for torture.
>>122389101You can do it anyway. But remember, PMS jokes are not funny. Period.
>>122389277It just a matter of habit.I, for example, didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
>>122389484>>122389662I'd tell you two to take your upvotes and get the fuck out, but we're not on plebbit.So just get out.
>>122389727Why'd you kick them out, now there's nobody in the thread at all.
>>122390215Except us two, I guess.Let's make love, Anon.
>>122390282I'm not gay, sorry.
>>122390439Dammit.Well, I guess we can toss small horse r34 at each other.
>>122390439And that is why we need more puns here^ to make you smile.
Hello guys. I think Islam is only coherent and useful system of mindset. The idea of women which under full control of men become society prolific and fertile. I don't know why westerners recognize it as oppressing because it's historically a normal condition of gender relationships - one person earns a resource for living another makes a meal. Pray to Allah
>>122391189Westerns recognize it as, ahem, not quite their thing because in 99% of cases when someone blows stuff up for their religion, they shout 'WALLNATTU SNACKBAR'.And no, Ahmed, accepting Allah isn't the solution to snackbars being snackbars.
>>122391189Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite? A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
>>122391488People who sacrifice their lives for every value are worthy of respect independent for religion or something else. They are strong in distinguish from dishonest atheists and another scum.
sasai pindos obama chmo though
>>122392191Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?There’s only 2 handles on a garbage can.
>>122393218Why are you so aggresive? May be you are just afraid of islamic moral courage? It's hallmark of a sneaky kaffir
>>122370085 (OP)Иди нахуй, пендос.
>>122393660now ure telling me tfw
>>122370085 (OP)I dont know english. Understand you very bit. Please, rephrase your post.
>>122394459>ur
>>122394055A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A Muslim cleric approaches and says,“My child, why are you so upset?” The little girl turns to him and says,“My mommy and daddy were in their car – and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there.”The imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and takes out his langer and says,“It’s just not your day, is it?”A Muslim farmer walks into his wife’s bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,“Just wanted to show you the pig I’ve been screwing behind your back.”The wife says, “that’s not a pig you fool, its a sheep.”The Muslim farmer says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”How do you separate Muslim Men from Muslim Boys?With a crowbar.Why did the prophet Mohammed go to kindergarten when he was 52 years old?To pick up his wife.
>>122394512i wrone "ure"
>>122394870it still makes you a faggot
>>122394870i mean wrote
>>122394935A guy walks up to another guy in a bar and asks "mind if I push your stool in?"
го переводить классику на английскийFork into eyes or get laid in ur ass?
>>122395118>stoolchair?
Щееееее неееее вмеееерлаааа
>>122395136>ur
>>122395136I'd rather put it as "a fork into the eyes or once in the ass?"
>>122395555Nice translation, nice quads.
>>122395154Simple Definition of stool: a seat that fits one person and that has no back or arms: a piece of furniture that supports the feet of a person who is sittingmedical : a piece of solid waste that is released from the body
Down the river drifts an axe From the town of Byron. Let it floats by itself - Fucking piece of iron!
In a tree a duck got stuckNoble eagle fucked that duckYou can hear branches crackSqeaky-dick and fucky-quack!
>>122395835What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.
>>122395555sounds better
>>122395118What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.
>>122396756But still doesn't rhyme like in Russian
Why could Jesus walk on water? Shit Floats.
test
>>122370085 (OP)Sissy faggot reporting in. I want somebody to talk dirty to me.
>>122398962You again? Please stop.
>>122399725You want me to stop? Talk dirty to me.
>>122399774I'm too beta for that.
>>122400135Well, imagine you're an alpha, use your fantasy.
>>122400135bom bom non-stop
>>122370085 (OP)roll
>>122400396fuck it tho
Is it still alive?
che pidarasi ohueli chtoli blyad
half of this thread is just gobly gook.is english really that hard to learn? I thought it was one of the easiest languages to learn
So what's your point?
sasai pindos obama chmo
G'day, guiz.
>>122370085 (OP)zdrastitya
What happened in this tred?
Sap gays. How a yu? I am russki from Rasha
>>122408114Y're welcome
What you doing on sosach in this time?
Привет всем в этом чатике
>>122370085 (OP)ролл
>>122408114Priviyet, IvanGorbachev, vodka, communism, yep?
Sup, fellow englishmen. What's cracking?
>>122408621Cracker?
>>122408648Craken
>>122370085 (OP)Bien, vale, no hablamos ruso, pero nadie haya dicho nada sobre otras lenguas:3Y, casi olvidado, vuestra lengua de maricones nunca pueda competir con Español - lengua de los angeles
Hy gys how u? Am thinking about improove my english so maybe is a very good thing to talk here like a real gentlemen yknow
>>122370085 (OP)Hi guys, today I wanna try to improve my low english-write skills.
Пишу в треде дебилов.
>>122413485That xenophobic redneck can't write on English, top kek.
Пук)))))))))
Hello there! What do you actually talk about in this thread?
>>122413546Este cabron no puede hablar esp, lel
>>122413734Uno dos tres cuatro, sasai.
>>122413709About Spain language.
>>122413809I know Nippon language, may I join in?
>>122413809But it is English Thread
>>122413864If you will show us your tits
>>122413864No, weeaboo must going on shitter.
How good is your English???
>>122413907Why would I do that?
>>122413999It's bad. But I'm try to do it better. I think half of 4chan /int hate my English
>>122414041pic fell off :3
Sage
>>122414041Because Tits or GTFO
>>122414069Russian retard.Report!!!
Sazha
>>122414090But why won't YOU show me your tits?
>>122414151Because...I am boy
>>122370085 (OP)>"though"In some dialects, it's a substitute for "but",>f.y.i. famiglia.also: Union flag ≠ England.S't George's Cross = Englandhttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%8F>>122374033[2nd image]>>122374306howdy bak atya>>122374322ты гомосек
>>122414199But I am also a boy!
>>122414298Union (F)lag often associates with England.And:WTF IS RUSSIAN WIKIPEDIA DOING HERE???????
>>122414454But you a boy with anime girls.I want anime girl irl too(
>>122414483I don't have an anime girl irl, I have noone by my side irl, tbh.
>>122414613What does mean "tbh"???
>>122414669To be honest.
>>122375364teach me your crafts with the text on DvaČ, Senpaĭ.>>122375066g'deevnin' western Aotearoa.>>122375357
>>122414706I'm honest too.I'm 16 but I donn't have girl.I'm not antisocial,and sometimes can say a joke or make dialogue with human :(And,I have small circle of friends
And I come backNiggas tryna flex
Nice, pidorussia trying to be muricano What a fag
>>122414706B-b-bake,don't leave dis thread!Please!
>>122414860I'm 23, I have no friends, had a gf once in my life. I can't talk w/ people and I also sometimes have random hallucinations, which are the reason I don't go out much.You can actually grow up in anything you want, you're only 16, make some good friends, that's all you'd actually need. Gf will come eventually. Now it's a thread for sad stories.
>>122415071I think you'll become happy in future and will find good ftiends.I think you're a good man
WELCOME!
hi mu name is petja i ama 14 years old i enjoy this thread because i like dicks
Hi everyone.Maybe someone will advise me. I'm good with listening, not so good in speaking, but what is a real chinese language for me - is English grammar. I don't fucking understand it at all. I don't know the right algorythms to build correct sentenses in most of tenses. Even in simple ones.So, the question is: does anybody know some supa-dupa simple way to learn grammar and remember the rules?
>>122415305Go fuck,Petya
Howdy fellas! What's today's topic?
>>122415331ok how bif is your dick&
>>122415204Oh, thanks. But brobably not, I've been ruining my life for years already.
>>122415307I'm dat guy who's 16 y.o. and I also don't know how to build sentences in english.I learned rules but I can't use it irl
>>122415386Today's topic is how many dicks could possibly fit in your mamma's fuckholes.
/b/ needs ENGLISH THREAD every day
>>122415416Is it a girl flying from a condom on your pic?
>>122415613Yep, it totally is.
>>122415613>>122415658I yhink it's Wineglass
>>122370085 (OP)Lief is hard in Rusia. Once i hed a traktor so i could picks me crops. One day my traktor broken. Then comes KGB and take my to gulag for sabotaje. Now me works at uranus mines. Lief is hard in Rusia.
So, I have cme to this thread and wherever I look there are faggots, lots of faggots, everywhere, especially OP himself.
>>122415882>comeFast selffix
>>122415866Are u from USSR?
>>122415931No i from gulag.
>>122415866Ivan, you fucking Russian, there's your bear in the front of my door, come and take him away.
>>122414457>Union (F)lag often associates with England.that doesn't make it correct.>>122414457excuse me, I thought it was o.p.'s primary language.>>122414669it implies that he was lying to you all of the time he wasn't using «to be honest», nor its initialism (that is «t.b.h.»), which makes its usage seem to me as being really fucking dumb, unless one tells a joke immediately before it in the same conversation.>>122415071I did not ask for those feels.>>122415994[3rd image]
>>122415994Not worry komrad. He is drunk. Just throw balalaika at him.
>>122416093My pocket Lenin lives in my balalaika, I just can't.
>>122416250Lenin sleeps in Movzalei
>>122416318You've been lied for over than 80 years, commy.
>>122416465Fuking communists
fock yeahh
>>122415026Hey body
>>122416510Fucking comrad Stalin.Actually, Stalin have totally fucked USSR down, he went nuts around order and built jerky totalitarian rejim, not according Marx and Lenin teachings, so it wasn't communism in USSR at all, excluding Lenin reign.
>>122416250You is watching two much japanese cartoons.
PREPARE FORCES TO ATTACK FOURCHAN HEH MDA
Pizdos.I need English, but I dnt have a time.
>>122370085 (OP)Roll ffs
>>122417828And I'm win this. Stick you finger in mah ass and close thread.
>>122415307Stfu and sudoko easiest way to learn anything.
>>122417948>finger in mah ass>>122415307I have no idea on how to help with Chinese, sorry. Good luck with getting the tone right for every vowel. I think Japanese would be easier since it doesn't have different tones.>>122370085 (OP)how do I mess around with text, such as making it bold, italic, making it up-side-down and hiding it (like for spoilers).
>>122374033> So ya all wankers
>ENGLISH THREAD>2ch.hk/b>2016
>>122423684>making it bold, italic ... and hiding itIt works pretty much like in HTML, see pic.bold text cursive hidden textFor upside-down letters, you have to write from Australia (proxies don't work tho).
Do I only one have some troubles with "a" and "the" articles?I make so much mistakes because of them.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT???
>>122424508What's wrong, pidor?
>>122424508Спаси́бо (кому́-либо) за по́мощь.>>122426833use "the" when you are referring to a specific one, use "a" when you can refer to any one.https://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/thehttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the#Alternative_forms[see under "Article"]
>>122370085 (OP)ПЕРЕКОТhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122425814.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122425814.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122425814.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122425814.htmlhttps://2ch.hk/b/res/122425814.html
>>122428145>"(кому́-либо)" dun goofd.
>>122428291I suggest that you should go fuck yourself, sir.
>>122428145>Спаси́бо (кому́-либо) за по́мощь.how is this relevant here
>>122428291Канкердраад.>>122429119I replied to the wrong post, my thanks go to this guy>>122426183 (exclude the shit within the parentheses ).
>>122429412I think he was trolling you. Makaba uses a markup language similar to BB codes:[ b ] [ /b ] for bold, [ i ] for italic, [ spoiler ] for spoilers.
Gjibk yf[eq ,kzlbyf rjyxtyyst/ Мамку ебал.
>>122431271ayo me rudeboy ya don't be talkin liek dis
2ch is dead. This board called sosach.
>>122432057It's harkach.
>>122432502sosnitskiy pls go back to vkontakt
test test test test
BUMP
Пустите в е
>>122374658You've lost*Fucktard
Won't take off.
>>122370085 (OP)Английский - язык для быдла.Ёба - мем для быдла.
>>122442522Иди дальше пивасик на падике дави, небыдло.
bump tho
Как уже заебало бампать этот говнотред.
bamp cuka
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>>122370085 (OP)I sad what am sad
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Now get my bump rooster-OP.
Оп - хуй
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>>122370085 (OP)london is the capital of great britan
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Сосач не может досчитать до 100
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блядь ну и нахуя здесь это, есть англоязычные борды,а это бред
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>>122370085 (OP)Op, do you suck dicks or do you do 'bochka'?
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интересно, есть хотя бы один пиндос, который писал сюда?
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>>122447872Yes, of course. I'm a pindos. I was born in Merica. In the best country in the world.
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Hello, english level is very low. Who wants to talk with me?
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Look at me. I'm so fucki'n fun.
>>122397113What'cha pick, a lance in eyes, or once in ass? It rhymes a tiny bit better, doesn't it?
ebal mat' OPa
>>122448190Same anon.It's sorta hard to make it rhyme with the exact wording, hence the replacement of 'fork' with 'lance'. Sorta same meaning with better rhyming.
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>>122370085 (OP)> get your face pissed on immediatelyПонятно короче, иди уроки по инглишу зубри
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OP is a dick
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>>122370085 (OP)Who had invented these dumb rules and the design of the threadtop?
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How to improve enlish post upper-intermediate? I read in English without even thinking "on I read in English", I just do. I talk to people in English when I have a chance. But still my vocab is low and accent is terrible. Stupid sites like duolingvo and lingualeo don't help since it's too easy for me. Do I have to just write down all the words and memorize them?
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>>122449060Da fuq are you bumping. Answer my answer.
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Ebanutiy trend. Idite nahuy.
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OP - genitalius.
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There is two chairs: one with the sharpened shives, other with the rubbed pricks. Where will you take a seat, and where is your mother do?
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Mocha! Zaban'te etogo uyobka uzhe.
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Let me bump for you sissy-boy.
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>>122370085 (OP)Ich roll.
>>122370085 (OP)Beest thou suck a dick?
>>122370085 (OP)Glory to Ukraine!
>>122370522Beest thou Yoba?
>>122447872yes but it was waaay long ago>>122448849suggest a better one>>122448946you overestimate your level a bit, really>>122449123which one?
BUMPLIMIT MOTHAFUCKASGonna create a new thread in like an hour.
>>122453328If thou doestn't jump thou wouldst moskal'!
>>122453751GTFO, bitch.
>>122453913You can't kick me outta my own thread, bitch.
