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Op Dick. Take portion of sage and goodbye.
There is nobody intrested in English threads

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>>122465165 (OP)
TALK. DIRTY. TO. ME.

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嘎嘎，嘎嘎！

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Ой, ну нарештi файний тред. Нi одного слова на москальскiй.
Як справи, анонiми?

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>>122465165 (OP)
Who is on duty today?

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Hi gays

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It is to difficult for me. But i am trying

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>>122465876
Are you a maniac? You show up in every fucking thread.

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>>122465165 (OP)
Me no understend

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>>122467057
I just want somebody to talk dirty to me. It's not that much to ask.

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>>122467243
No one will.

Who's bumping the thread all the time? It's not me, I assure you.

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>>122467328
Somebody will eventually.

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What is the meaning of this kind of threads? OP just bumps his thread, and quiet no one talks with each other, and then thread vipes.

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>>122467725
Sometimes the thread does come off, and anons talk. It doesn't happen too often, though.

sasai pindos obama chmo
sasai pindos obama chmo
sasai pindos obama chmo

Pls help how do i english

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Oh hey there. This thread could be a nice place to practice my insanely awful english skills. By the way feel free to correct my mistakes, I believe it'll help me improve a bit.

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PSHHH HELLO GENTLEMEN, IS THIS YOU?
CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU ARE BREAKING UP

Not much of a conversation goes here, huh?

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>>122468012
Your post is correct, but you wrote very little.

>>122468012
I don't think you can actually say insanely awful. Or at least to me it sounds awful.

>>122468167
Just waiting till enough anons come to maintain a discussion.

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>>122465165 (OP)
Иди на хуй, твой тред говно.

>>122465165 (OP)
Чуханы иттхуй пизда

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>>122468268
15 seems quite enough. Let's converse!

>>122468207
I see. So let's, uh, talk about something? Maybe? I usually suck at bringing up new topics. Perhaps I lack confidence or leadership skills to do that.

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hate commies so much thei al ar fagzz though

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>>122465165 (OP)
U w0t, m8

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>>122465876
Kanicuwa

>>122468485
We can talk about our first homosexual experience.

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E

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>>122468593
That's funny, this is what I've been thinking at the moment of writing that post too, almost exact the same words. Indeed, we don't want that shit here.
>>122468688
Never had one. I'm more of heterosexual person with some bisexual affairs. But I don't mind talking about it, go ahead.

>>122468665
That's not dirty at all.

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>>122469008
Desy

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Как англ изучали? С чего начинали?

>>122469166
онли инглишь, ю маст ноу

Sug mein benis, ficken englishen digs.

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>>122468984
I don't know if I feel comfortable discussing things like that with a heterosexual, since you are most probably going to judge me. I thought, you were gay, that's why I brought it up.

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>>122469213
Я английский знаю на уровне 7 класса

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I have graduated from Oxford, hence my english is absolutely perfect, and I would gladly take this brilliant opportunity to piss on pidorashques faces

Сажи безграмотным долбаебам.

>>122468485
Tell about yourself. Like this:
I'm 22 years old, still a kissless virgin and don't give a shit. No friends either. I talk so little that my brain starts forgetting how to speak and it's really harder and harder for me to say something. I've been silent for like 7 years, if all those "would you like a bag? - no thanks" talks don't count.

>>122469283
донт вори бро, этс стьюпид ленгвидж фо стьюпид пипл.

>>122469368
Are you ohuel?

>>122469283
This thread is not for you then.

>>122469431
How adout go to hui then?

>>122465165 (OP)
Sup fool, you wanna talk some shit homie? Where are you from bitch?

>>122469678
I can see it inside your face
you're in the wrong place
cowards like you just get they're whole body laced up
with bullet holes and such
speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
you can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'
your simple words just don't move me
you're minor, we're major
you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player
don't make me have to call your name out
your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate
I'm only nineteen but my mind is old
and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
another nigga deceased, another story gets told
it ain't nothin' really
hey, yo dun spark the Phillieso
I can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggas
why they still alive I don't know, go figure
me an while back in Queens the realness is foundation
if I die I couldn't choose a better location
when the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation
now, take these words home and think it through
or the next rhyme I write might be about you

>>122469261
Ah don't be afraid, I'm not one of those people. I'm OK with every kind of sexual fetish as long as it doesn't involve hurting other people against their will. It's up to you anyway, we can talk 'bout something else.
>>122469376
Oh well, it seems kinda ego-focused, and we're on anonymous imageboard. Not feeling up to it. And there's nothing interesting abour me. I'm not even gross enough to make fun out of it.

Все итт гондоны

>>122469925
Wow, that's from my favorite rap song. But why'd you post it here?

>>122469678
Fak off. Nobody gives a single one.

>>122470011
inglish matherfacker, do you speak it

>>122470038
Cause you're a shook one. Scared to death, scared to look, cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks. Yellowbacked nigga.

>>122469283
London is the capital of Great Britain?

>>122469515
Went with my hui behind your scheka.

>>122470173
>speak
It's "spik" ib your case, dumbass.

>>122470421
but i am ukrainian, not dumbass

>>122470243
Что за хуйню ты мелешь, даун? Объебутся своей weed and start fucking each other in the ass.

>>122470243
Watch yo trap, nigga. Ain't nobody be talking to me like dat and livin longer than five seconds
>speak the wrong words man and you will get touched

>>122470589
Soooooooqa in my vioce.

hi guyz wazup how itz goin?????????////

>>122470605
Это классика, блять, это знать надо!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps
what truly defines rap yea

>>122470693
Going after your cheek with my dick.

>>122470825
Noone cares.

>>122470693
pidorasas everywhere, no one knows how to use inglish

>>122470693
Come home, son.

>>122470929
Nobody gives a single one.

>>122470693
Hey buddy. I've done thing productive this day. Well, almost nothing. I feel like I'm too afraid to move on with my life, to take a step forward. How are you doing anyways?

>>122469925
what does "I got you stuck off the realness" mean?
like, you once were real, but when you fucked with me I made you "not real"?

buuuuuuuump

>>122471187
I might be wrong, but I think it's some made up rap bullshit. Like a slang or something.

Well let's discuss in the parts what you've written. It seems you're life-hating imbecile)) Mom didn't want, dad didn't try hard.

>>122471640
>try hard

>>122471640
Well Th epta analyze on the concept thee executed)) It seems you really loshara, lowered life nit)) I can for the market to respond, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage thee executed it popadalovo generally tolerates you room)) From the fact that you played your life will not be better)) did not complain in the gateway mobile phones soar, many of you are clear)) About like you say, my mother did not want Dad did not try) to stick in my message to you <warm up your brain and draw conclusions for themselves)

>>122470994
ya im fuikin bored today 2 coz retardest slut сanceled onez leave and forced 2 make banners for fukin collage. i ate noth 4 all day and listened callcenter scum near about 4 hours

sup erry1, wazup?

Guys, you shold not open this theme. You are young, jokingly, everything's easy for you. It's not like this. It's not Chikatilo or secret service archives. You better not go into this. Seriously, all of you will regret. You better close this theme and forget everything, that was written here.

>>122472008
What do you had to do with callcenter scum?

>>122472190
'sup bud. Having a nice english thread here. What 'bout you?

>>122471516
what I found on urbandictionary is:
>I got you stuck off the realness is one of the more known lines in hip hop history.
when I read it I was like
>well it's well-known but what on earth's it mean you fuck
from what I get, "realness" means "being real" so "realness is foundation" means "being real is all that matters". But that "stuck off the realness" line is just beyond me

А чё будет, если я напишу так!

>>122472190
furniture reshuffle was in my office so ya was plented with scum

>>122472359
I'm just here, fucking your mom, like always.

>>122472190
tryin' to write goddamned text for some scum

>>122472472
You'll suck dick, obviously.

>>122472472
Пссссссс. Зашквар, вход на двач запрещён.

>>122472472
как ты это сделал?

Теперь это украинской мовы треад!!!

>>122469936
Well, i had my first homosexual experience when I was 16. There was one classmate, who I've been spending a lot time with. So on one of the weekends my parents had gone to their friends birthday, and I knew, that they wouldn't be back until at least sunday evening so I've decided to invite him to my house to drink some booze, play games and generally have a little bit of fun. We got drunk, started having silly conversations, during one of which I said, that it would be curious to try and kiss a guy, and, quite surprisingly, his reply was "let's try". We started kissing, kissing gradually turned into kissing and jacking each other off, I sucked his dick a little bit and we even tried to fuck, but he was unable to get his dick past my sphincter, since it was way too painful. So yeah, that was my first homosexual experience.

Everyone, who wrote in this thread, are zashqared permanently.

>>122472671
Faggot.

>>122472765
ur mom loves my cock innit daun?

>>122472765
But you wrote ITT too, lold

>>122470678
Once a nigga tried to stick me for six G's
And I put more holes in his ass than swiss cheese
Thugs better scat when the gat goes click-clack
Or I'm a have your family dressed in all black

>>122472890
I'm homo, so it's ok for me. But not for you, petookh.

>>122472936
Big L was fake

>>122472853
Really? Wow, and I though I was straight as an arrow.

>>122473190
His rhymes were the shit though.

>>122472671
Oh yeah, you've got to use some special stuff to do that. Like a lubricant, if that's how it's called. But you didn't plan all this, so I guess there's no way you could be prepared. What about your relationship with that guy ever after this?

>>122472765
>dat russky punctuation

>>122473200
Well, you better start thinking different, little cock sucking whore with balls.

>>122473334
Go, fuck, yourself, ok, bitch?

How comes every thread sooner or later derails into faggotry and or politics?

Hello my english is very bed

>>122473267
Yeah, they were shit. Work on your articles man.

>>122473548
Because scoolboys only can discuss sex and politics.

>>122473659
Worked on your cheek with my dick. Is that ok or you want some more pal?

>>122473296
We fooled around for a month or so and then he found himself a gf and started acting like nothing ever happened. We've never actually managed to have proper sex, which is a damn shame if you ask me.
>>122473402
Can you not spot sarcasm?

>>122473659
Work on your slang.

>>122473833
in real life I'd drop a gem on ya nigga

>>122473847
>sarcasm
I can't into sarcasm.

mmm boys

son of krypton vs bat of gotham!

salem,faggits

>>122473942
>I'd
You're a room Rambo.

>>122473894
"shit" means "bad"
"the shit" means "good"
amirite?
then why'd you say Big L's rhymes were "the shit"?

>>122474078
you fuckin wit me son?

>>122474100
Cause they were dope as hell.

>>122474207
No I'm only fuckin with your mom.

>>122474325
if only you knew whatcha sayin man
lol

aye fam you looking for something?

>>122473847
It is buddy. But I bet it didn't really break you. After all, it was a good experience for you, wasn't it? That's the thing about relationships, sometimes you just got to appreciate what you had and move on. And that's extremely relevant in young teenage period, when people are not yet sure what they like, and are trying different things.

>>122474759
you gotta problem nigga? come at me bitch

>>122475302
Then, then.

>>122474922
i'll rek u fag smh

Anyone here remember lolfag? He would show up here a few months ago. He just greentexted wrong parts of anon's messages and said "lol".

He also seemed to have a very good command of English but never tended to show it off.

>>122475818
tbh smh fam we need a filter like chink mood has enabled on 4chan

>>122476003
smh tbh fam SAVAGE af

>>122476003
>tbh smh fam
fuck you. didn't read on

>>122474866
Yeah, it definitely was a good experience, because of it I realized that I'm gay.

tfw no gf

>>122476275
>2016
>gf

Что у вас тут?

>>122476275
fuck gfs

>>122465165 (OP)

>>122476275
Hard to be you.
gfs are not needed

bvmp

Перевод в студию, плес

>>122477387
>will you

>>122477199
зеркало-зеркало, что на стене, кто хочет пополнить статистику по смертям?

мне нужен кто-то, кто будет смотреть на меня так же, как я смотрю на memes

>>122477387
Using a gun sounds a lot less sadistic and is much easier to do. I'm not a maniac, so I would stick with that. Although, I probably wouldn't kill her even if I was struck with anger. After all, I'd go to prison for that.

>>122478827
>Using a gun sounds a lot less sadistic and is much easier to do. I'm not a maniac, so I would stick with that
>I would stick with that
loooooooool
if only you knew whatcha sayin man lllllooool never laught dis hard

bvmp

>>122479569
why are u bumpin' bro ?

>>122465165 (OP)
verpisst dich du scheiss votzenschlecker

>>122479644
to bring more anons here

>>122480053
do u think that now is the best time to w8 anons who will speak eng ?

Опять e забанили

Vy jste napsali, že nemůžu psát rusky, tak budeme mluvit spolu česky

>>122480458
Kerim, you ?

>>122480511
Kdo to je?

bvmp

hey guys
been to Ohio 4 years ago
lived and worked there for 4 months
ask your answers

>>122481488
> been to Ohio 4 years ago
coolstory please

>>122482874
he used the wrong tense

>>122482874
Was on my 2rd year of studing, got all my exams earlyer then usual and went to USA with Work & Travel programm. Met 3 guys in company that provided me this travel. They were really worse in speaking english (guy from company that choose a work for you asked him if his socks stinks and he told "well....yes" without understanding anything). Thats why we were sent in Ohio like dishwashers. After a week or so i started taking dishes from tables and cleaning tables for next clients in cafee.
Cafee was called "Sloopy's Sports Cafe", still gor some tshirts from there.
I worked, then walked the streets on my free time. The only thing i grudge about is that i spent a lot if time WATCHING SERIALS! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ARE IN A FUCKING AMERICA!
Oh, wait, there was a nice DEVSTVENNOTA girl that wanted me, but i was a DEVSTENNOTA too and was too scared and i was fucking modest - i missed chance.
Oh wait, another thing - i met many ppl there, one nice guy called Logan even brought me to stripclub and bought a 20-dollar dance (i nearly cumshoted my pants), but after leaving i did not right any1. That was really stupid.
But there were some good sides - i saw really much (but became reqally fat there and want to delete all my photos from there), trained my english and have many nice memories. So it was a fucking awesome experience.
Sorry for mistakes, was too lazy to check text.

>>122483839
well, don't care too much, the main thing is to be able to speak