English thread maybe, baby?The OP that's me is a total faggot for sure who've been learning English for, like, 5-6 months not even in a row. So I thought it would be okay to become a gay start an usual English thread. Da rules:1. Only English, ebanii russkii bich2. I'm way too stupid to think up the second ruleI will hardy be able to keep the thread alive cuz my English sucks, so I hope some sharyashie anons come here soon. Poehali.
>>123308312 (OP)I have no pictures besides some anime pics to bump the thread with, so this is just a bump. Up.
>>123308523Bump.With no pic though. No one likes anime here on /b/ anymore.
>>123308673I'm not tired of bumping yet. Up.
>>123308807One more.
>>123308312 (OP)Дарова чмохи
>>123308931I'm all alone here, are you crazy?
>>123308989Да пох, нормас
>>123308931English, please. I pretend I don't understand you.
>>123309040"Пиздит как русский"
>>123308312 (OP)Bump, bro
>>123309025Why sage? Pay some respect. Look how awesome the OP-picture is!
>>123309174Lol sage with pic
>>123309174Thanks dude, that's awesome of you.
>>123308312 (OP)
>>123309221Мур-мур-мур
>>123309354This short asian boy looks so fucking funny.
>>123309237Well anyway i can't help you with this thread, cos my english level to low/
Лучше б токипону учили
>>123309512That's perfectly fine. My English level is too low as well, nothing to be afraid of.
>>123309583What's that?
Please rate my english quality by this nine words
Have I already mentioned that I'm slightly retarded? OP
>>123309668Looks fine to me.
>>123309734Ты прост подпиндоха
>>123309755Will suck my cock then?
I have been studying English for 4 days. I"am watch at lessons from "english galaxy" channel.
>>123309649Simple language, sort of esperanto
>>123309799А ты няшный?
>>123309799Nah, it's probably too salty for me.
>>123309799I think some dog will.
>>123309851Way to go, dude. Keep on learning!
>>123309881Dont understand you. English please>>123309891Why you think that my cock tastes salty?>>123309934To be fair, i've already gave my dog to lick my cock, lol
>>123309734All attentionwhores are retarded, so it's no surprise that you are, lol)))
че за хуйня бляпидарасы ебучие
>>123309934Should I, uhm, idk, walk the dog to restaurant first? Is it okay to make the dog suck my dick on the first date?
>>123310003Thank you!
>>123310071>Dont understand you. English please>>123309094
>>123310071>To be fair, i've already gave my dog to lick my cock, lolI knew it! All of btards the same.
>>123310104Omg lol lmao you're so funny dude)) that definitely was a good one>>123310071Cuz mine tastes salty. You're the first person I told this to. I'm feeling uneasy. Keep a secret, okay?
>>123310176If it's yours dog then you can just do it.
ХУЙ
>>123310399Yep, let it be our secret. But how did you managed to touch your cock with your own tongue?
>>123309094> "Пиздит как русский" Funny. Sounds like a fart.
Anons, how quickly memorize irregular verbs ?
>>123310588I'm quite flexible, you know.
>>123310668You didnt have to take some ryobra from your body? I read about it on the Internet
>>123310651Dnt know, it was easy for me.I just skip it[b/]
>>123310837SHIT
>>123310809Nah, when I was a boy I liked to roll around in a Sonic pose. So this is how I understood that I could easily reach my own penis with my mouth and tongue!
>>123310651Lol, I don't.
Hello, friends. Let's talk about music. I like blues music. What music are you enjoy?
>>123311027I envy you, man
>>123311101Я нашиды люблю
>>123311101I usually listening to necro-porno-copro-grind. Have you heard about this?
>>123311101I'm listening to that emo shit called My Chemical Romance right now. I'm not an emo though.
>>123311158What? I don't know russian or chinese.
>>123311156You should think like Sonic. Give it a shot!
>>123311217Ur mum had, i sure.
>>123311280Опять пиздит, гнилозубый
>>123311332Yep. She showed me this kind of music
>>123311371I don't understand you, dude.
>>123311293Unfortunately, I had never watched movies with Sonic
>>123311221WE CAN LEAVE THIS WORLD, LEAVE IT ALL BEHINDWE CAN STEAL THIS CAR IF YOUR FOLKS DON'T MINDWE CAN LIVE FOREVER IF YOU'VE GOT THE TIME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA SAVE YOURSELF I'LL HOLD THEM BACK!NA NA NA NA NA
>>123311399Lost.
>>123311445It's actually a game. What are you, a shoolboy? Never heard of the Sonic games from Sega?
The main question of this thread. How to learn English? Don't link me to /fl, please. Didcuss there
>>123311399When i was kid my parents showed me RHCP, dat was nice.
>>123311687When I was a kid my dad showed me a
>>123311636I've heard and even played some of them when I was nearly thirteen. But I thought Sonic is more famous for animation films etc.
Oh, it`s so pretty. English thread with brothers. Who will tell us interesting stories ?
>>123311755What did your father show you?
>>123311755Your dad showed you a spoiler?
>>123308312 (OP)So, you want some mistake corrections? OK, here you go (mamu ebal).1. Usual (pronounced /ˈjuː.ʒu.əl/ as in you) begins with a consonant sound and, as such, it should be preceded by a not an. So, in a nutshell - "a usual English thread"2 There is no such word as "hardy", I guess you meant "hardly".Waiting for you answer, with best regard, sharyashiy pidor.
>>123311668You just sit down, open a book and learn it! As simple as that.
>>123311687My mother showed me church-songs. Now I'm studying in symenaria and suck priests cocks of course
>>123311668Watch films on english with english subs
>>123311951Cocks is salty?
>>123312097I lold
>>123311878> hardlyYep, that's it. I misspelled. Thanks for correction. > So, in a nutshell - "a usual English thread"Wow, I didn't know about that. Wrote it down. > with best regard, sharyashiy pidorWe're missing you! Join us.
8.5/9 in ISLES-kun ITT, ask away
>>123308312 (OP)who has been, ебанашка тупая. саганул дауна
>>123308312 (OP)Hi guys, would you be so kind as to speak dirty to me?
>>123312347Я НИПАНИМАЮ ПА РУСКИ
>>123311881But which book I have to open? I have a few french books because my mother used to learn french when she was at school, a few deutch books because my grandmother used to study deutch but nobody in my family hadnt learned English. On the other hand I borrowed "Picture of Dorian Gray" from my friends houss. After I read sixty pages I decided that this book is totally boring ans tells us stories about disgusting gays. Also I'm reading Learning J now (J is a interesting programming language)/ This book is very clear and enjoable for me/ So which books i have to read to learn english well?
>>123311819> What did your father show you?I think I got some kind of mental trauma, so I can't say or type it. Ok, I'll try one more time. He showed me a
>>123312186They are too dirty. Because of that they usually tastes like shit
>>123312524You failed again, meh
>>123312677What is the russian for "meh", guys?
>>123312621>tastes like shitYou mean like soil?
>>123312455Lol. I suck so hard at English comparing to you. I'm wrong person to ask. Idk, I was learning by Bonk's book back then.
Protect yourself from the feminists
>>123312621Utter bullshit, cocks are mostly tasteless.
>>123312837Не хочу
>>123312677Jeez.
>>123312837If I show them a kitchen, maybe they'll go away, huh?
>>123312831> Bonk's bookWhat's this? I cant search in google any related thing
>>123312860Wow, looks like you've tested a lot of cocks! What an expert!
Does someone here has any English Levels?
>>123312837
>>123312860Are you woman or gay?
>>123313184Бонк "Английский шаг за шагом", в двух частях.
Where can I paractice my english skills except this thread?
>>123308312 (OP)OBAMA CHMOTred ne chital.
>>123308312 (OP)>Da RulesНикто так не говорит, долбаеб.
>>123313343Idk, leave your contacts. Skype maybe, so we could practice together. At least writing. have no decent micro.
Fucking stupid english tonguei have been learning it for 15 years and still not able event to write properly
>>123313364SAM TY CHMO.Mimo Obama
>>123313372Please, no monkey language. Thanks.Speak goddamn english or GTFO.
Hi from Barcelona, Russian bitches. I'd like to tell ya that I wanna luck some Spanish pisechka. May be one of you here is tyan living in Spain?
>>123313484V GOLOSINU SUKA KRISA
>>123313488Никто не приравнивает что-либо к "monkey" как оскорбление в ингрише. Это расизм, долбаеб.
>>123313510LickFast fix
>>123313372It's a reference to the previous threads. There was another OP, not me. Da ty prsota ne sharish' karochi.
>>123313284Gay. >>123313229Not that many, but I've a few cocks in my lifetime, yes.
>>123313144kek
>>123313441fakeformyselfIt would be nice. But did you think about mistakes? Who will correct them?
>>123313510privet, da, gracis ulitsa, dom b/63, 30$ v chas, oplata tolko dolarami.
>>123313612You have such an active life, I almost envy you. Or not. Not sure.
>>123313612> Gay. Can you tell us a story about your first expierence in sex with another man?
>>123313771Is it English guys?
>>123313750> Who will correct them?Definitely not me, lol. My current level is pretty low. Ok, got your contact. Send you a request soon.
>>123308312 (OP)I don't know why I'm writing here, nevertheless wish you all the best OP
Can you show me some interesting sites on the Internet where I can communicate with english-speakers as it said "bez zadney mysli"?
>>123313961Thanks dude. You're always welcome itt.
>>123314065You just go on 4chan and communicate there without a back thought.
>>123313934My current level is low too, you see. I think I'm writing in very bad English
>>123308312 (OP)>an usual a usualtred ne chital
>>123314174Oh, thank you very much. I think I have not to visit 2ch anymore and get information only from English sites to dive into this language and improove my skills
>>123313470It's okay. You're just a stupid SPECIAL person.
>>123314304> get information only from English sites to dive into this language and improove my skillsIt can really be helpful for your skills. Good luck.
>>123314304Can someone show me why this two sentences are totally wrong or not?
ПИСОЕШЬ а КАКОЕШ
>>123313470Maybe you have very good skills in talking?
>>123314442> I don't have to visit 2ch anymorefixed
>>123313825Well, it's not very exciting, I've met a guy through bluesystem, got in his car, he drove to a remote location where nobody could possibly see us and I gave him a blowjob in his car. That was my first homosexual experience, I really liked it while it was happening, but I felt quite dirty afterwards. It didn't stop me from meeting up with him a bunch more time, though, and not only to give him a blowjob.
>>123314504Shur mai comrad i du
>>123314725that's all? Really?
>>123314901Lel
>>123314901Wow, I understood you clearly. You are so clever, my friend
>>123308312 (OP)>I'm way too stupid to think up the second ruleThen, if you agree:OP-dick./thread
>>123308312 (OP)nice idea. i need this for immigration to canada. Lets make this daily regular thred
>>123314912It sounds like the complete runglish but I'm not good at English myself. So I can't really correct you properly.
>>123315099I'm totally fine with that.
Hello. My name is Kim Chen In.
>>123315140I feel that is not english. Should I change my mind? How to do it?
>>123315252Do you like something explosing?
Инглиш ОПа хуевый, поэтому излагаю на привычном. Бери учебник и учи все заново, а практиковаться лучше на реддите/форчане.
>>123313470It's easy to write anything you want, just don't forget the main rules.
Что написал нихуя не понятно
hey semen, you there?
>>123315254More movies, short stories, radio etc.I personally like to listen to Welcome to Night vale radio podcasts.
>>123315289Obama, fuck you. North Korea is cool.
>>123315352>It's easy to write anything you want>english tongue
>>123315419nice bottom pink bitch ass
>>123315495*punk
>>123315140>It sounds like the complete runglishFuck yourself, please? Where you saw it?
>>123315419как будет ТНН И ТНУС по англецки?
>>123315495ебало закрой.
>>123315442Unfortunately, I have no time for watching movies. But I can listen to radio while I'm reaching school
>>123315347Nah, it's okay as long as I can talk to a bunch of autistic children just like myself here.
>>123315547I'M VIRGINIAN
>>123315563you suck
>>123315352Sure i could but i dont speak with people a lot
>>123315468I like South Korea
>>123309191Because i am ebal tvoju mother
sup guys, a student of the faculty of foreign languages is here, feel free to ask anything bout grammar etc.We're goin slow tho, haven't learnt the article yet, just the infinitive, the gerund, the participle, all that stuff. Boring
Hiya! I'm rollin' into thread of huyoviy angelsky'
>>123315289>explosing?Exploding, bitch!
>>123315542Here.
>>123315607За бугром нейтив спикеры, тут лондон из зе кэпитал оф грейт британ.
>>123315547Free blowjob for everyone
>>123315735Stupid missclick
Tyazhelovato
where you guys talk when not in this thread?
>>123315630You don't eat meat fuck girls?
>>123315706you have telegram?
>>123315676You like Saudi Arabia.
>>123315861Nu da
>>123315482Look at him he doesnt know memes
>>123315861He doesen't even fuck dogs
>>123315944OMG! What a nerd!
god fucking dammit, eng is the easiest fucking language, either you are a bunch of schoolchildren or just stupid. I'm kidding, no offence, but it's really easy
Ich Hans. Hallo.
>>123315347>а практиковаться лучше на форчане.А может ты хуйца соснёшь? На форчане он практиковаться собрался, ещё на дваче не всех доебал.
>>123315944I fucked my first dog when I was 7.
>>123315944Kak ti uznal?
>>123315482It wasn't my word "tongue", it was another man.
>>123316020*16
WTF
>>123316137Is it Letov?
>>123316177Это форсер
>>123316020Sounds legit.>>123316021Did ya hear about Vanga? She's my granny
>>123315901No, mate. just vk.keep in mind that the verb 'have' as a modal verb is not widely used. So something like 'have you some money' is outdated grammar, it should blike 'do you have' or 'have you got'
>>123315666>Sure i could but i dont speak with people a lot>666Perhaps, i know why you are.
So gyus I'm rolling out. Need to do homework for matesha. It was interesting. See you later!
>>123316245Саня П., когда новые клипы?
>>123316295you're definitely mistaken.
>>123316245you suck, I know more than you
>>123315547ТянНеУмеютСратьGirlsCanNotCrapGCNC, lol.
>>123316177Not. I Hagrid of Harry Potter.
>>123316263Wish you luck, sunshine :3
>>123308312 (OP)Hvatit pisat nabor typih bukv/ ia ne ponimau
>>123316445How can you possibly know my knowledge having seen just like a few sentences? There's smth wrong with you
>>123316002> is the easiestit's not, because alphabet is not working, you need thousands of hours to learn all the exceptions, even native speakers have trouble pronouncing it, you're an asshole ;)
>>123316510Actually no one doesen't. Just punch your keyboard with your face a few times and click the send button
>>123316623you act like a school boy
>>123308312 (OP)Entire thread are babies!
А я хочу собрать свой дирижабль-дрон-беспилотник. Поможете?
>>123316785Канеш
>>123316668even Finnish is easier and deserves more use
>>123316785I need a new phone, buy me one
>>123316668what the hell dya mean? A goddamn alphabet? Or, i guess, phonetics? It's not easy, yeah, we have a course of both theoretical and practical phonetics and it isn't that difficult as well.
Дарова
>>123316742You know, man. It's 2ch. The entire site is full of babies.
>>123316726I can't get what are you talking bout. I'm just correcting someone's mistakes, what's bad about it?
>>123316920where is your breast
why did u do this? i dont even know whats wrong with u? freaking geek
Bay passcode, please.
>>123317097EEEE BLEEE, MAKAKGet the fuck out of here!
>>123317097Благословил этот пост.
>>123317097You lie. No ships = no bay.
>>123317097Yep, and ship out this thread, corsair!
>>123315422OP-dick,you get in touch again, faggot?>>123316020"I fuck the dogs,always ready at once fuck some cats,yeah, i'm zoophile, don't tell me, better dog you present..."
>>123317028What's wrong? Don't see it? Well, I can assure you my breast is more real than your girlfriend.
>>123317191Аллах акбар
>>123317281halitosis is all your rocking steady
>>123316870I just want you to know, that it's not the easiest one and definitely not the best one. Native English speakers got lucky, because English become international, but never think that they deserve it.
London is great capital britain
>>123317400Kiiim-san, could you please ride this adorable person on your hairy rocket?
>>123317470Wow, nice try mate. That was pretty close.
Today thread is so boring. I was in official english thread about a week ago and there was unstoppable stream of posts. Not like now.
>>123317646Posts like ABAMA ABIZYANA?
>>123317470You lost "of", your rating is F, sit down, faggot.
>>123317646Do you want to hear a joke?
>>123317191МАКАМА-МАМА, спасибо! Благодарность от прибившего с ВК ОЛДФАГ а
>>123317725Not sure a joke wants me to hear it.
Неее
>>123317695A little number. Mostly runglish like my own and a couple advanced lvl guys that was really good.
>>123317718Садись даун фагот?
>>123317804It's sure does. Who let the gorilla into the ballroom?!
>>123317873usher
Thanks Abu!
>>123317646>Today thread is so boring.Other days are the same, no difference.
>>123317853Лол, нет, "садись, пидорас".
>>123317949Nope. Who let the gorilla into the ballroom?
>>123318040Куда?
>>123317951Abu is pleased with your words. You served good today. Well done.
>>123317965Well I can compare only with that thread and there is a really big difference
Дякую Боже шо я не москаль
Do you know who let the gorilla, like real gorilla, into the ballroom??
Creative is shit, author — urine.
>>123318309>who let the gorillamb you meant you mother, fag?
>>123318309It entered there by itself?
>>123318309OP-DICK?
>>123318506>>123318422No. Just the person who is responsible for that decision
>>123318077Решать не придётся.
>>123317725Yas
>>123318558Tell me when I can laugh.
>>123318558Hahahalol, kekgo fuck yourself
>>123318724>>123318763you're guys an assholes :(((
>>123318686— Oh gosh, I felt like an idiot!— It's ok, you also looked like onePLEASE CONTROL YOUR LAUGH DON'T WAKE UP YOUR NEIGHBORHOODS.English humor is the best.
>>123318406>you meant you motherOn voice, shit!
faggot OP i think u gotta restart this thread in a couple of hours when kids gonna to their beds
>>123308312 (OP)>I'm way too stupid to think up the second ruleI've made 10.Da Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcomePlease use this header and attach the picrelated when creating an official English thread.
Come on. It's no matter if you're retarded as fuck! Feel free to join this dull thread and make it a bit funnier.
>>123319106>gonna toту-ту, бляjust gonnafastfix
>>123319106It will be too late, at 5 o'clock at Moscow, you want to wait so much?
>>123319106The problem is, I'm a kid myself living in cold and cruel Siberia. So it's like 2:37 a.m. here.
Polya Boginya
>>123319221>1. You do not write anything in Russian>2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianDidn't read after this. I pissed in your mouth.
>>123319650What's wrong with the nose?
>>123319221>runglishlyrunglishyfixthe only mistake a native speaker found, fuck whoever tries to find another one
>>123319650BABA YAGA
>>123319573>>123319585Now I'll rolling out anyway. Seeya!
>>123308312 (OP)This header needs more spoilers.
Ok guys, my eng lvl is bullshit. Can you give me any advice,or recommend good material?
>>123319717Felt the smell of your socks.
>>123319726>the only mistake a native speaker found, fuck whoever tries to find another oneYou mean you're a native speaker?
>>123319887Yeah, I thought so after I posted it. You're right. Next time I'm gonna fix it.
We have to discuss catholic church. What do you have to say about related video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k&nohtml5=False
Dick
>>123320006Duck
>>123308312 (OP)Ноу, пошель ОПХУЙ
>>123319910BBC, 4chan, Russian Today
>>123320006BENIS
i want to fuck EOT in the ass so badly but i end up fucking my own hand.................
>>123319221sasai pindos obama chmo
Все патриоцы повылезали. Тьфу нахуй, неруси ебучие
>>123320050Dog
>>123319873>Now I'll rolling out anyway.>I couldn't become fatter already, i just flowed out from thread.
>>123319953No, I asked one to proofread Da Rules.
>>123320165What?
>>123320065Is it russian popular streamer?
Jebać amerykańskich sługusów
>>123320165Suck my dick, Russian kurwa
>>123320059>Russian Today>English serviceYou serious?
How you're doing lads? Huh?
>2016>not programmiringirin
>>123320276Trzeba uczyć się języku polskiemu jeśli chcesz użyć to fajnie słowo
>>123315547ТНН - Bitches Ain't ShitТНУС - Bitches Can't Into Shitting
>>123319910first thing to do: find a nigger, spread his ass with ur hands and lick the bumhole. Do it 3 times a day, before breakfast, lunch and dinner, and soon you'll notice your progress in English.
>>123320165Причём здесь патриоты, дебил? Если мы патриоты, то всё, жопа, обязаны только на русском пиздеть?
>>123320391Нахуй тебе ain't если можно don't?
>>123320400Dlaczego? To jest język pederastów
Zawsze myśłem co francuzski jest najlepszym
>>123320400Sounds like a typical recipe from an average russian medic.
>>123320362I'm programming 2 times at week.
>>123308312 (OP)Rolled in
>>123320391ТНН - Girls Not Need, GNN
>>123320585xoxo it's Russia baby we love licking dirty men's asses.
I love cat
>>123320674Fuck out, bitch.
So, wassup?
>>123320707You also love to sit on a bottle.
>>123320678>Not Needlol
>>123320768Nope, fuck u
>>123320737which cat exactly?
>>123320674You're welcome here!
>>123320789Absolutely)
>>123320835Any cat is ok.
What about your TRUE ENGLISH pronunciation? Vocaroo-thread starts here
>>123320936Fuck off.
>>123320936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UiePYen5_U&feature=youtu.be
>>123320962Why r u so angry? R u peedoorushcar?
>>123320936I'm too modest for this shit. Besides, mom will hit me again if I speak loudly.
>>123320312You won't believe, but RT is also a good service for studying arabic.
What does pidorashka mean?
>>123320936Cool. Why don't you star first?
>>123320936Im shy
>>123321071Ya
>>123321096> startfix
И фоунд тхат Инглиш ис лоокинг йаст лике а цауцасиан лангвиге иф ыоу вилл врите ит ин тхе оригинал орограпхы.
>>123321096My microphone is broken. So i'm not be able to do this.
>>123321180Unbreake it. Do the impossible.
>>123321136Sounds like a british accent
Поможiть написати твiр з зарубiжноï лiтератури
>>123321098It's ok. Everyone's shy when it's the first time ;)
>>123321294Канеш, бро.
Dis is nod inglish sori bolis, onli burdo spördö plörölörölöööö is inglish xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>123321244>Unbreake itI ain't a wizard okay?
>>123321406Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you've already turned 30.
>>123320936Give me a sentence
>>123321392Там Дон Кiхот. По роздiлу де вiн даэ поради Санчо Панчо
>>123321399BENIS
>>123321488Death sentence.
>>123321488And what will you give me back? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
>>123321522BIG BENIS :DDDDDD :DDDD PLÖRÖLÖRÖLÖÖÖÖÖ KAKSOISPISTE KAKSOISPISTE
>>123321488It starts withOne thing I don't know whyIt doesn’t even matter how hard you tryKeep that in mind, I designed this rhymeTo explain in due timeAll I knowTime is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swingsWatch it count down to the end of the dayThe clock ticks life awayIt’s so unrealDidn’t look out belowWatch the time go right out the windowTrying to hold on but didn’t even knowI wasted it all just to watch you goI kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apartWhat it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...
>>123321592Can I have a parole please?
John Lennon. Ahmin
Hey guys, what is the best way to learn punctuation? I am dumbfounded by commas. Russian language has specific rules related to punctuation, but I can't find anything worthwhile about English punctuation. Help
>>1233216350===================3
>>123321639Linkin Park detected.
>>123321902CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>123321639I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like this song
>>123321071Russian Murricans.
>>123321847>I can't find anything worthwhile about English punctuationBecause English is not a regulated language, unlike Russian.
>>123321847It's almost the same. Just start reading in English various texts and you'll understand everything.
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日本語で話られる人いますか？because english is boring
GOFF BEER BEST EBIN :DDDDDDD xDDDDDDD :DDD SBURDO BEST ENGLSH
>>123322033>>123322034Sometimes I begin to think that you can just place commas wherever you want, nobody fucking cares
YOBA ETO TI
>>123322097I've already forgotten all the Kana. Man, stop it.
>>123322097>か？しに
>>123321847English punctuation isn't as strict as Russian. In fact you can put commas only when listing stuff.
>>123322097Oh anime-faggot shame on you
>>123321639Requesting that pic of mad guy who has been listening to this song about a few thousands times.
>>123322216And what will happen if I won't use commas in some official document?
>>123322252Anime is okay. I approve it.
>>123322313>if I won'tWrong tenses are much worse than omitted commas.
>>123321746MAYBE MAKE REALY GREEN DAY THREAD??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScIOK, I STARTED! ITS HOLLLLLLLIDAY!!!@Hear the sound of the falling rainComing down like an Armageddon flameThe shame the ones who died without a name@Hear the dogs howlin' out of keyTo a hymn called Faith and MiseryAnd plead, the company lost the war today@I beg to dream and differ from the hollow liesThis is the dawning of the rest of our livesOn holiday
>>123308312 (OP)Ok. Please, chat with me. Please! I want to talk to somebody.
>>123322210何か可笑しい？
>>123322313Oh come on, everyone knows you will never get to have a deal with official documents in English.
>>123322361Nope. Anime is for losers, nerds and other scum-people
>>123322434Which tense was I supposed to use there?
>>123322482And in Russian either, lol.
>>123322485It's just your opinion. Scumpinion
>>123322313> if I won'tRUNGLISH IN DA THREAD. GEEEEEEEEZ
Howdy, my lovely fellow grammar-nazis o/How's it going?
>>123322482SHUT UP
>>123322479I'm talking to you. I'm not really good at communicating people, but whatever. So, like, hey.
>>123322485But you are scum even though you're not watching anime, then what's the difference?
>>123322519Present Simple, "don't"
>>123322608Oh, hi there. Khm.Did i fuck up already?
>>123322633Yeah, I guess I need to work on tenses as well.
>>123322694Nah, I don't thinks so. Everything looks fine. Why?
>>123322754Just learn the rules for "if".
WONDERFUL WORLD OF ENGLISH OH ARE YOU SCARED? WELL, WHO DON'T
>>123322694> Khm.Why'd you do this? WHY? R u autistic?
>>123308312 (OP)Это вам не 4chan, сучки.Вы ещё на хохоломове начните говорить.
>>123322803ok, just asking. How are you today?
Every English thread is such a shitfest...
>>123322815>".lol
>>123322864What? I didn't hear you becaouse of KHKHKKKM KHE KHE
>>123322881Пiшов на хуй.
>>123322881Can you share one more picks or gifs with liza?
>>123322480>か？>何か可笑しい？>か？ほんとはね？
>>123323009>becaouse kekked
Tell me, why do you indulge into this stupid habit of correcting each other's grammar mistakes instead of actually trying of having an actual conversation? It's quite obvious that we're not native speakers here and hence, our posts can't possibly be entirely flawless. Hell, even native speakers make mistakes. What's wrong with you?
>>123322881Ти щось маєш проти української мови?
>>123323009На учан, быдло.
>>123323045Just google it, faggot.
>>123323099Cuz fuck u, that's why.
>>123323082I know you're doing this just to piss me off.
>>123323099Because it's good to correct others!
>>123322920Not sure if I can say 'fine', since 'fine' is not really the word I can use referring to myself, lol.
>>123323099>2ch>having an actual conversationWhy is your english so good BTW?
>>123322097Аната ва нихон жин дес ка Это практически все, что я знаю на мунспике. Давайте лучше так писать, я хоть чего выучу, интересно же.
>>123323099>trying of havinglol u retarded
>>123323177No. Why are you using "か" together with "？"?
>>123323187Don't be sad boy. Sad boys always acting like all their toys are broken!
>>123322881Кiк.
>>123323274But you got to agree, he is quite good aside of this mistake
>>123323177It's annoying, really.>>123323227No idea>>123323274Blimey, i didn't notice that one, thanks
>>123323104>>123323142
>>123323186lol no, it's the main way to detect Russians. They're always correcting each other's mistakes.
Remember when you were young...
>>123323099> It's quite obvious that we're not native speakers hereAre you stupid, man? all of this guys is native
>>123323142>>123323311
>>123323342Are you utilising your skill somehow? It would be a shame to ignore it.
OH I MUST CALL MY MOTHER SHE WOULD BE PLEASURED WITH MY PERFECT ENGLISH SKILLS
>>123323411>the main waylol
>>123323413REMEMBER, REMEMBER ON SIXT NOWEBMERT
Soon...Eternal memory to the heroes! True victims of Columbine.
>>123323142Аниме что-то имеет против хохлов, спешите видеть. Аниме, хуже тебя уже ничего нет, даже хохлы лучше.
>>123323411But we just learning! Withoun correcting mistakes, how it possible to speak right way?
>>123323283>using "か" together with "？"Damn, so that what you meant, yeah it was unnecessary but you've made such a big fuss over it...
>>123323310My heart is brokenOkay, I'm not a sad boy! Sad boy actually sounds like pussy. I don't like that at all. I'm not a pussy.
>>123323532hohol, pliz go in you svinarnik
>>123323557>how itI guess you missed "is".
>>123323411A friend of mine has an Indian roommate and he's always correcting her mistakes (they talk in English) while mistaking "bowel" for "bowl". Lol>>123323461Yes, i pretty much do, the only people i'm speaking Russian with are my parents and some of the old friends (and anons)
>>123323532Даже наруто лучше хохлов
>>123323689rushn detected
>>123323559That's just really annoying. No offense.
>>123323187>',Never EVER do you put no motherfuckin' comma/period after an apostrophe! It gives you away as a Russian Ivan immediately.
>>123323694Oh, so you're not living in russia right now?
>>123323796Ok, got it. Thanks.
i want to join great american nation where i can come to enlist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4
>>123323557Righteousness is irrelevant. Being comprehensible is. Despite grammar-nazis' and trolls' opinions, as long as people can understand what you want to say, you're good. No one expects BBC English from you anyway.>>123323798Yes, i live in Germany, but my german is only good for understanding how much should i pay for groceries, so i use to speak English with my friends here.
>>123323959im not scary! im pretty handsome!
>>123324008sorry, not righteousness but "being right"
>>123323557To listen native english speakers. It's quite a моветон to correct foreigners, while being foreigner yourself. Well, until foregner asks to correct him. For example,>>123323496pls correct me m8
Time of ASKING.is listening of Khan academy a good choice to lear english? All that pre algebra and histiry and physics stuff
>>123324221ASS KING
SHITLORD SHITMASTER
>>123324117Native speakers are pretty bad in grammar. Maybe they can correct you but they can't tell why they chose this variant. They'll most likely say "i dunno, it just feels correct"
>>123324221> All that pre algebra and histiry and physics stuffWow, tell me more about that! I'm getting interested in.
>>123324221>Time ofTime for.
This is your brain. It is an exellent brain!
>>123324420Why does my brain look like swastika?
>>123324117>pls correct me m8the main way -> the easiest waypassing by
>>123323694> A friend of mine has an Indian roommate and he's always correcting her mistakes (they talk in English) while mistaking "bowel" for "bowl". LolThat's that I was talking about, lol. Oh, tell me about how is it to live in Germany. I'm thinking of moving thinking of moving? Can I say so? there with my gf, she's graduating school this year. Which city can you advice me? And I started to learn german a little bit. Der Mann isst an Apfel.
>>123324362https://khanacademy.org/Also, chek youtube. I found his channel breddy good!
>>123324468But did you know that your brain is also an artifact from a bygone age?
>>123324578The roots of modern human thought reach hundreds of thousands of years into the past.
>>123324539>breddy
>>123324539Thanks, mate. Looks really interesting. I'm glad I come across your post!
>>123324352> i dunno, it just feels correctLol, it's the same words I say when somebody asks me about some rules or grammar. It just feels right to me. Still my english sucks, despite that I lived in Canada for a while.
>>123324525>thinking of moving? Can I say so?You can. There are some other problems in your post:>that's whatI think it's a typo tho>how it is to liveNo inversion in dependant clauses!>adviSeadvice is a nounpretty decent overall, way to go
>>123324500Oh, thanks.
>>123308312 (OP)> who've been learning> learning in a row> an usual Дальше лень. Идите нахуй
>>123325027You're fast like hell, dude.
>>123324876>Lol, it's the same words I say when somebody asks me about some rules or grammar. I think it's because of many books? Reading is build up your intuition, or something like this
>>123324525It's pretty cool, living there. Do you plan to go to university there or is it the repatriation thing?I haven't been in many cities really, so i'm not the one to advise here. It depends on your preferences, i don't know, maybe you like small cities with cute small candy houses, maybe you like huge cities with skyscrapers and shit... You should see for yourself. I live in lower Bavaria.
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>>123325131Yeah, you just get a lot of examples of how to spell right and how to do syntax right, images and snapshots of words, constructions and sentences simply imprint on some subconscious level or something like that.
So, what do you, boyz, think about Trump?
>>123325649I don't think about Trump.
>>123325649I don't really read a lot of political news, but from what i've heard and read he seems like an american Zhirinovsky to me. Promising to get rid of the muslims, mexicans, same-sex marriages and human rights... Reminds of something, right? No but actually he's an idol for all 30yo rednecks drinking beer in front of TV and beating the shit out of their wives afterwards. I don't think he's going to make it though, his ideas are way too extreme.
Alrigthy, gentlemens. Now u would taste some sweet webm of mine. It's about sexism. It's wery grown up!
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>>123324935Wow, thank you! And yeah, that was a typo of course. >>123325145Actually, I didn't decide which cities I like yet, lol. But I'm totaly sure that I don't like > small cities with cute small candy houses. I wish to live in NY sometime in future. Well, I dream to travel and to live a little while in every country. In Germany I'm going to move just for my gf's education. Studiencollege at first and then or than, I'm always confusing with that few years in univesity. I'm thinkin' of southern cities as well. I like warm weather and Bavarian accent. Uh, it's so difficult to make up sentences in english, it takes much more time
>>123326406>bump>sageu wut
>>123326492Isn't your name Ivan by any chance?
>>123308312 (OP)OP - dick
>>123326601Lol, no. Is it a joke?
>>123326665Op is dickopisdickОпиздик
>>123326665It's getting old. Could you come up with anything new?
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>>123326733No, a friend of mine is planning to move to Germany for the very same reason as you are.
>>123326850Watching you is like watching a cute silly monkey that tries to act like a human.
Im lumberjack and im okayI sleep all the night and o work all day
>>123325131Well, I thinks it's because of music, movies and a little bit of talking with Canadians. Probably, it actually just imprints in some part of brain, like other anon said. I've never read any book in english. I tried, but quickly felt that I'm loosing some details and reading very slowly, so I gave up and continued to read books in translation
>>123326892Wow, maybe my gf is hiding something from me? Ivan, I'll find you! Hey, mate, can you speak in german a little bit with me? Just want to practice. I know up to ten words, lol, but still.
>>123327286I'm C2 and it stills takes quite an effort to read an english book. It's not like i can't understand it, no, it's just smh harder than reading in your native language, even though i have to look up just a few complex and uncommon words
In this ITT thread i will sin one of my favorite songs!
>>123327545Lol i know ~30, so i don't think i'll be of use here.What are you and your girlfriend studing?
>>123327558>I'm C2Got 20/20 in an online grammar test and think you're fuckin' C2?
lowly holy goats bare the brunt!of rabid dogmas on a stellar bearhutbastioned in citadels and monastic cellthat smell of blessed cun!
>>123327558> it's just smh harder than reading in your native language, even though i have to look up just a few complex and uncommon words Shit, man, it's just word by word my feelings about it. Maybe we even read the same book? I tried to read Sherlock Holmes short stories. And yes, I pretty understood everything, but there was a few old or uncommon words on every second page and I was always forced to open a vocabulary it is in my e-book, but still it takes time to translate a word.
>>123328335Thou, wwho can't read books, so pity!
>>123327918Can read english books and think i'm C2Can talk just about anything apart from nuclear physics and nano-technologies and think i'm C2People who meet me assume i'm either from Sweden or UK and think i'm C2.
>>123327766I'm a film director, graduating the university this year. And she wants to become a journalist. But she afraid of leaving Russia and wants to study in some huevo-kukuevo. Oh it pisses me off so much
>>123328335I had the same problem. But after reading ~100 pages I got used to the author's style and I read the rest of the book as if it was in Russian.
>>123328335No, i haven't tried to emerge into marvellous world of SIr Conan Doyle in its original language yet... But most fiction books i read are in English. Reading classics is good, through classics you can discover a shitload of new words. Even though people don't use them in everyday conversations, they're still rather useful.
>>123328762Oh, cool! I wish I could do the same. But I always afraid of losing some important detail, so my reading goes very slowly. Maybe sometime I'll force myself to read the whole book in original, but for now I have nothing else but reading in translate.
Humans have a natural tendency to use the recent past to make judgments. For instance, our stone-age ancestors would've been smart to abandon a hunting ground that is temporarily empty of game, even if that same ground teemed with prey in past months.
>>123329062Oh yeah, there were so many strange bizarre words. But it's a shame that I can't remember it. It is somewhere in my unconcious. So what do you like to read?
>>123329786Mostly some mainstream shit like Murakami or Palahniuk. King, also.
>>123329936Is King simple enough for newfag?
Do we need a perecut, though?
>>123329662> For instance, our stone-age ancestors would've been smart to abandon a hunting ground that is temporarily empty of game, even if that same ground teemed with prey in past months.For some reason I didn't understand it.
>>123330010Depends on a book really. But his style is mostly rather comprehensible and easy to read.
Hey, /b/!
>>123330172Предки, бывало забивали хуй на охотничьи угодья которые некторое время были пусты, даже если эти земли кишели зверьем в последние месяцы. Тоесть, некое время земли пусты, и люди там не охотятся, даже если вот уже сейчас там есть взерье. I think so
>>123329936Oh, I recently realised that Palahniuk is kind of Ukrainian, lol. It was so unexpectedly for me. Well, I had Murakami's book a long time ago. I think it was Sheep Hunting or something like that. I was 16, so I dropped reading it at the very beginning. Maybe sometime will try again unlikely. And I read few King's creations как сказать "произведения"?. His Cell was so shitty, I kind of disapointed in him. And then I read few short stories, like I am the Doorway and Quitters, Inc. And its were pretty cool, I liked it.
>>123330664Oh thanks. Cause at first I thought that they abandoned a hunting ground because it was empty for some time, even if earlier it was full of animals. Sounds logical to me, so I didn't get the point of what he was talking about. Now I got it. And why he used word > would? То есть, я перевожу его текст как > Например, наши предки не были бы умными, чтобы покинуть охотничьи угодья, которые временно пусты, даже если эти земли были забиты добычей раньше. Если бы не твое объяснение, я решительно не понимаю его предложения
>>123332271Блядь, я уже и по-русски разучился говорить. Перечитал свой пост и ужаснулся. А еще зрение подосрал себе ебучей экспирией за два года, уже буквы расплываются. А ведь стопроцентный был. Думаю, мне пора съебывать.
>>123332271Я сам с трудом понял, и то до того как ты спросил, мне казалось что я все понимаю.
>>123332588Лол. Что ж, пойду я, посмотрю сериал о Соле Гудмане и спать. Добра тебе, няша, с тобой было интересно поговорить. А этого чувства я на двачах не испытывал, наверное, года с 2014. Может пересечемся еще. Если что, оставь фейкомыльце, я потом тебя поспрашиваю о жизни в Гермашке, перед тем, как перекачусь туда.
