Welcome to the only and one official English thread!What we have here:- discussions about anything in English- learning tips and tricks- questions & answers about grammar and word usageWhat we don't have here:- shitstorms about politics and history- pointing out mistakes without being asked to- trash messages like "fak ur mom pindos ebany"
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>>130983784thanks
writing in epic thread
does it >>130983844 right?
hey,boys
>>130983870nay. Should be "an epic thread."
>>130983844> Writing in an epic thread
The thread's somewhat dead.
Waddup? Who wants to make America great again?
>>130983968It's already great
>>130983968Oh here come dat boi
Bymp
>>130983909>>130983934thx! Was I right with the choise of a present continuos?
So you have two chairs. On first Trump drocheny , on the second Hillary tocheny. What would you choose for yourself and what for your mommy?
>>130984074yep you were. Congrats on that
So, dear TS, what do you think about mamajokes? I think it can make some activity for this thread if we will post here jokes about your mom. Don'tcha?
>>130984117That'd only bring in schoolboys like you, so.
mod, mojesh tak?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzF3m6AjXE
>>130984074The rule is: you have to write an article "an" before letters a, e and some others i don't remember. Google rules of using articles.
>>130984202Sounds pretty much like RP Russian Pronunciation
>>130984167So why do yoy think that i'm a schoolboy? Don't you know, that calling another schoolboys making you look like a shoolboy, huh?
>>130984305You write in English like a schoolboy.
sup twoch
>>130983879hey girls
>>130984341This mister is right, I can detect a schoolboy in you >>130984305>several years of English in graduate school-kun
>>130984514>So why do yoy think that I'm a schoolboy? Don't you know, that calling another person a schoolboys makes you look like a shoolboy, huh?If he's not a schoolboy then he's just retarded.
bump tho
So, how it's going?
>>130984683Fine, as always, and you?
>>130984683the phrase is "how's it going?" Damn, you can't even write this basic shit without mistakes, kill yourself
>>130984586Yeah, i'm just retarded for a little. Didn't used my English for a very very long time, so it can looks from the side like it's written by a boy from elementary school. But most of pidorashkas can't reach even this level. As for me, it's enough to have a deals with the foreign guys from my work (they're from Iltaly and France, and their English isn't perfect to). But i think, that i'm immidiately need to improve my skill and get some basics on another languages, may be i can get some promotion, but who knows.
>>130983711 (OP)25yo, self study.Test was taken on June 18th.Didn't plan to take it at all, but university required it even though I've been studying my bachelor in english.Moving to Melbourne in two weeks for my Master's
>>130985048>dat english>ielts 7.5this world is fucked up
>>130985099You so salty lolPlease continue
omg another english thread how exciting!ok, actually i don't care but since i started learning english like 3 months ago it looks like a chance for me to practice some writing shitso lets get started talk to meim not really good at talking but ill give it a shot
>>130985048Your writing is actually hideous, but you however got 6.5 for it. I wonder what kind of bullshit you have to write to get 3 or less.
>>130984917> a schoolboys> a dealsPlease, stop! Stop to make so stupid mistakes, pidorahen
>>130985412Sorry ples
>>130985412look at how much shit u just gavedude, nobody asked u to correct his mistakes quit being a dick dont make everyone here feel like, u know, at school unless u r an ugly old cunt who loves to piss people off
>>130985266First you have to stop starting your sentences with a small letter and ending them without a dot thinking it makes you sound more colloquial or anything.
>>130985493i dont give a fuck about how 'colloquial' my shitty posts sound i just type what comes to my mind and im way too lazy to use shift or caps lock
>>130985493ok, i meant to say here >>130985533 that u can point out some of my mistakes and all but dont mock me for not using capital letters
>>130983711 (OP)> What we have herewell's well's wat we have here memes memes ahaha finnaly
>>130985482>LOL IT AIN'T SCHOOL SO I'M NOT OBLIGED TO OBSERVE GRAMMAR xDDKill yourself pidoraha. Even writing your retarded gibberish is disrespectful towards those who are supposed to read it.
>>130985493British scientist say that starting sentences with small letter makes ppl with IQ < 70 angry
London is the capitol of greit britan.
>>130985650u r acting like a total dick right nowu r too dull and mad, m8 u sound like some kind of nerd who can only whine about somebody's mistakescut it out, seriously, no one loves people like u.
>>130984917Let's see what you wrote here in detail))>Yeah, I'm just retarded for a little. Haven't used my English for a very very long time, so it might seem like it was written by a grade school student. But most of russkies can't reach even this level.>As for me, it's enough to have a deals with the foreign guys at work (they're from Italy and France, and their English isn't perfect either). But I think that I've got to improve my skill as soon as possible, and get the basics of some other languages. Maybe I can get a promotion, who knows though.Even corrected and rewritten in parts, this piece of English still doesn't sound like something a native speaker would write.
>>130985650also, the fact u use those freaking memes, greentext and insults tells me that u r nothing more but a prideful silly kid. let me guess your age, it's around 14 yo, right?
fak ur mom pindos ebany
Did you know that reading bad English hurts your grammar because you learn those mistakes uncousciously? That said, not only your posts make my eyes bleed but they also have a bad effect on my English
>uncousciouslyunconsciouslyfix
I have trouble spelling "conscious." To write this word correctly I always use this tip: конский волос -> конскиоус -> conscious. I'm fucked in the head yeah
>>130986067i can make up for just reading/listening to some native speakers on youtube/twitch, so it's totally fine
>>130986148> for itfixed
>>130984089Screaming.
>>130986148So why would you worsen your English then make up for it by reading and listening?
>>130986067btw, your english is a complete runglish, so u r definitely not the one to complain about people's mistakes
>>130986223cuz a few fags on this site won't make my english worse, considering my english is shit itself. plus it's kinda useful, i dont really chat/speak to people in english like at all
>>130986235Point out the Runglish-y parts then.I missed "do" after "not only." Apart from that, I can't see anything wrong.
>>130983711 (OP)Op-Hui
>>130986432the way of how you express your thought is the most runglish way i've ever seen. ok, its not that awful but your english is far away from even being more or less good compared to other non-native speakers i met on the internet. my english is bad but it's good enough to tell decent english from runglish.
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>>130983711 (OP)Sup, let's talk about anything
>>130994853Suggest a topic.
>>130995025anything
>>130995025OMG so booooring you will die a virgin
Да вы че сука черты ебаные не по нашему говорите чепушилы. Валите в свою сша и ебитесь там в жопы чепушилы ебаные!!!!! !!
>>130983711 (OP)I believe "one and only" is more common form.
На форчан, быдло
>>130995519>>130995608ruscam, please quit attending this thread u stink like a giant pile of shit
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>>130983711 (OP)What's even a point of making such thread? 2ch is a cancerous russian imageboard. And OP is a little fag who thinks he will improve his knaledge with this.just fucking kys dude.Furthermore all btards who post here don't even know how to fucking spoken and others humilate them for making the slightest mistakes. delete this thread
>>130995706Ты черт по русски говори!!! Чепушила ебаная
>>130995850look at thatlook at that runglish! how adorable!
>>130995532Both are as common you smartass.
>>130995532Aren't there some articles missing in your post?
>>130996114ty pyospyos ebanii
>>130995407I always knew that, so what's your point?
>>130996160I believe an "an one and an only" is a more a common a form. FIX
>>130996210Entertain me. I'm a girl, you MUST amuse me
>>130996248The only and one article missing is "a more common form."
>>130996380> The only and oneu sound like a retarded feeble-minded monkey, u know
>>130996322I'm so beta I can't bang a girl even if she's ready to put out for me, so.
>>130996588> betaSo get BETTA
>>130996447>uLook who's talking!You should've said "u kno" to sound even cooler.
>>130996669I don't get this.
u all suck so hard here u can't even come up with a topic >>130996759im already way too cool for this thread
>>130996160Who cares?
Hello Avery here. I'm Alexandr from Moscow. I like music and sport.
>>130996114"The one and only": 69 000 000 results"The only and one": 2 410 000 results.
>>130997441Do you like to fist yourself when you're home alone?
Хуй
>>130997461'the only one' is far better than all the shit from your post
>>130997541I'm very like fist to eyes your mom
>>130997620> can't think up anything decent to reply> MOOOM PLEASE WHAT DO I TELL HIM HE HURTS ME MOOOM> MOOMMY PLS OH I KNOW > I TELL SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT HIS MAMA I hope you whorish mother will take away a wire from you, so can't boot up your PC anymore.
>>130997829> your whorishslowfix
>>130997589You moron. Both "the one and only" and "the only and one" have some cheek, "the only one" hasn't.
>>130997829I today visit your Mather and vyebu her v eyes and ears and pizdu and nasru her v roteshnik and her poprosit eshe
>>130996447>retarded feeble-minded monkeyОтсталая слабонервная обезьяна?
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Who here wanted a topic? Let's talk about how we've attained our infallible deftness at the language of Lords.Here's my story. I don't even remember how I started learning English, I can't even tell you what exact year it was. Never read any books, not even the legendary Murphy book. I'm pretty decent at writing and reading, but I totally suck at listening and speaking. That's not a problem to me because I only use English on the Internet.
I've suggested a topic, a good one as everybody has something to say on it, what else do you folks want?I suppose everyone's typing their stories now and we're about to have a flood of replies. Otherwise, this thread is extinct.
Вся суть англоанонов.Кто переведёт?
>>130998934i can understand pretty much everything (ok, 90%) while i listen or read but when it comes to writing/speaking i suck awfully hard.
>>130999241This thread is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It's off the twig, kicked the bucket, has shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!
>>130999392Let's give it a go.I just realized what the hell I study English for. It's psychic protection, like "well... I'm beta and will die a virgin, but I know English instead!" This minor advantage over other people keeps me from getting disappointed in myself and ending up on a noose.
>>130999697Now we all see you know how to use a thesaurus. What's your point anyway?
>>131000104This is classic! You must know it!Even the Iron Lady had used this quote in her speech once.
>>130983711 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebany
Hi obama)fakc your mama)Pokin dombass)Protivniy pidoras)
>>131000379Just googled it, some really interesting stuff.Russians have as many idioms for drinking or being drunk.
>>131000058you forgot the last sentence. a good translation btw
>>130983711 (OP)Паста с 4ана, сажа скрыл
>>131001199>a good translation>just realizedYou bet.
>>131001199Oh I did. So I'd put it as "There must be someone like me over here."
>>131001317Anything wrong, sweetie?
>>131001431Sure thing dummy. Not only in your sentence but in your DNA too. Like, an extra chromosome.
>>131001620I suggest that you quit making stupid jokes and tell me what exactly is wrong with "I just realized." Otherwise, fuck off.
>>131001807It's "I have just realised". Two words, two mistakes. What a fuck-up.
>>131002071I know you're trolling, but I'll keep replying anyway. Both are fine, one is American and the other is britfag shit, so. Look, there's an oversight on your part:>".Following the English typographic traditions, we put dots and commas inside the quotes.
For all you grammar nazi in the thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSb7xaKhr8U
>>130983711 (OP)>>>>130983711 (OP)>Welcome to the only and one official English thread!>>What we don't have here:>- shitstorms about politics and historyNu i hahuya togda this thread nujen?
I'm tired of talking to myself all day. Fuck you guys, fuck you. And fuck this thread too.
>>131003658Well, at least you know you talk to a clever man. There is no point in a conversation with dunderheads.
Do you guys ever get this very persistent urge to vomit out your own guts? Like a continuous stream of bloody chunks of meat mixed with some intestines that are still intact falling out of your mouth kind of thing, you know?
>>131004457Ewww, thanks for this mental image, bro.
Oh, I've been waiting for this thread like for two years! But it seems I'm late for the party again, sad :(
>>131005182>OP>I've been waiting Mr. Bean, please.
Fuck I forgot to uncheck the OP mark.
>>131005366We've figured as much.
>wiping a dead thread
reported the wiper
>>131006305pshel nahyi
>>130983711 (OP)Is there anyone who passed toefl succesfully?Give me some tips about writing and speaking parts.Dobra.
>>130983711 (OP)Здоровеньки були!
ЗИГ ХАЙ!!!
>>130983711 (OP)Здоровенькi булi
>>131009282тян - не человек! Пошла на хуй из треда!
>>131007903Fuck the grammar, just try to say/write as much as possible and in simpler terms to minimize mistakes.
>>131010494иди на хуй
Ahaha nakanec ta
The examples are around us. Look at this faggot >>130985048He writes like a 4 year old kid with Down syndrome and managed to pass IELTS with an overall score of 7.5I don't think things are much different at TOEFL, so if you're capable of making yourself understood you can get a decent score easily.
>>131010874Хорошо, я все понял. Спасибо за совет, добра тебе.
>>130983711 (OP)idi na hui
>>131011111Долбоеб
>>131011111Pentiple can't lie.
>>131011191Amen.
lol
>>131011708what made you laugh
>>131011876I'm just podrochit' zashel' v /ho.
