ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>131867086 (OP)OP IS A PHAGGOT
>>131867086 (OP)Иди нахуй на форчан ублюдок
how to learn english za one day?
>>131868310Get struck by a lightning and be lucky enough.
How odd. None of these threads has been a success for like a month.
>>131867186Совсем охуели. Начитаются пиндосоской хуиты сидят выебываются.
>>131872355Why do Russians get so anxious when they hear the language of their masters?
Guys y r pugs always on pic's of English threads?
>>131872427No one teaches them any manners.
>>131872907>>131872427Joking now?Not conceited.If you speak english it's don't meaning that their languege better than our
London is the capital of Great Britain
>>131873105>it's don't meaningOh boy!
>>131872907That's really an issue with them. Russians take plain politeness for weakness.
Поссал на подпиндосных шлюх айтото
Nobody needs english.
Shame that nobody except 2-3 samefags post in those threads. We could have a nice conversation in Higher Language, but instead we get "bump" "sage" and "OP is a phaggot" messages only.
>>131867086 (OP)Оп хуй
I fuck all of yours pisechka. Faggots.
>>131867086 (OP)OP is a cock, desu get some sage and be hidden
>>131867086 (OP)let me speak in my heart in English
>>131875861These threads once were popular, no idea what happened then.
my english bed
>>131875861I agree with you but we're in /b and here only schoolboyslike me and stupids students of collegenot ПТУ
>>131876399too fat
THE WHOLE WORLD SUCK MY BIG PENNIS! FUCK YOU NIGGERS! FUCK YOU ASIAN! FUCK YOU RUSSIANS! STUPID ASSHOLE!
>>131876466that is try
>>131876624I fuck your mother
>>131876647thanks, you to
>>131876754Take cum in your mouth U AR MY V.I.P. GAY WHORE BITCH!
Эээ блядь ты че охуел пидор Путина не уважаешь сучий потрох
>>131876849STUPID RUSSIAN DONT UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS FUCK HIMSELF!
>>131876833I laik photo.
>>131867086 (OP)>You do not write anything in Russianніяких проблем
Ya yebal opA
>>131877025Гыгы пиндос порвался
>>131877207ти забув про перше правило нашого клубу, а саме:>You do not write anything in Russianтупа ти вата
I waited this thread for two years!Maybe my question is platinum, but how to learn english? With what to start? Correct mistakes if they exist.
Oh, English thread. Bump for ya, guys. I've been out of practice for so long..
>>131877290>twjo yearsFix ya.
>>131877290I would like to give you and advice, but I've teached English with my personal teacher (don't how how to call it in English).
>>131877453>give you an adviceSelffix*
ЧО ЕБАТЬ?? ЧО НАПИСАНА? НИХУЯ НЕ ПАНЯТНО
>>131877276Пошел на хуй свынявый выродок
>>131877290Try R. Murphy.>I've been waiting for this thread for too years! (too instead of two to convey the incorrect spelling)>My question might be too trivial, but how do I learn English? What do I start with? Correct my mistakes if there are any
>>131877477advice is uncountable
>>131877514Tam napisano chto nado po angliski pisat,no ya ne palus
How to say "я не такая!" in English?
>>131877924"I'm not that way!"The proper way to ask for a translation is "How do you say ... in English?" or "What's the English for ...?" You can't ask a question with "how to." We normally use it in affirmative sentences like "I don't know how to get her to put out for me."
>>131877290Find the teacher cause you can practice with teacher.You'ill get better pronunciation than without teacher.And speach-is platinum.Most of peolple who study english afrid to speak.And pease prepare to sendor waste if think to fuck it off on half way 5-10 years
>>131878117Wow, thanks.>WeAre you native? Your English seems really good.
>>131878178>Afraid>PleaseFix
>>131878189Not American, but near-native fluent so I took the liberty of saying "we."
>>131878309How you learned it so good? How many time it took?
>>131878400I've been in touch with English since I was 10 and that's mostly what I owe my fluency to as children of that age are much better at acquiring language skills than adults are. I wouldn't have been this good at it if I'd started at, say, 18.Never read any books though, not even the legendary Murphy book which I've just advised to you. I would listen to and read whatever I liked, try to get as much practice as I could and given the age, my English got pretty decent in like a year or two. That's basically it.
>>131879050I read your post and all I feel is envy. So if I'm 20 and my English is pre-intermediate at best, I will never can speak like you?
>>131879526It's never too late. You'll be slower at learning, however you can attain near-native fluency in a few years. It all depends on how much effort you're going to put in.
>>131879526don't listen to that smug piece of shit u can get better than him. everyone can.
No one has tried to find a mistake in Da Rules so far, that's odd.
