How comes I like to talk to myself in english but when such a thread pops up I have no idea what to post here?

>>132406348 (OP)
I am very very alone. Only my parents love me. It cool of course, but not very.

>>132406491
Почему не its cool?

>>132406464
Same shit bro, but I know why this is happening

>>132406536
Becouse only they love me. A have no friends IRL. I want more

>>132406536
Очевидно потому что он проебался

>>132406748
So? Enlighten me.

>>132406766
> A have no friends IRL
Just run away from your home and socialize! Yes, it works only this way

>>132406833
You can't think as native speaker, lol. You can talk to yourself, but speaking skills (as writing skills too) can be improved only by practicing with other people.

Hi, guys i have bad skill on English grammar. Wanna fix it. Take me advice, please.

>>132407157
Murphy R.
Essential Grammar in Use

>>132406348 (OP)
Hello. How are you?

>>132407107
I guess native speakers would lost their shit if I'd tried to talk to them. And I probably messed up tenses again.

>>132407346
Sup, I ain't so fine as I could be, but it's OK, lul.

>>132407107
I like to practice my english with anons in 4chan, that helps to inprove my writing, but i can do nothing about speaking, no anons are willing to talk to me by skype

>>132407426
>ain't so fine as I could be
We never are, huh.

>>132407453
Have you tried online games, talking about player's female parent's sexual life?

So I have some street-level proficiency in this wonderful language. Lacking grammar skills and proper education. What's next? Where to go? Should I try master the language further or should I stick to movies, english IRC and fiction?

I had never ever tried to learn grammar and whatnot, spent whole time remembering idioms from other people's talk/text.
inb4 US/England trip

>>132407426
Well, maybe later you'll be positive.

>>132407593
I need to put an HIV pun here.

>>132407182
Thanks bro, Murphy's books are great. But maybe u know something more interactive, as khan for math, for example?

>>132407632
Srsly?

>>132407406
> I guess native speakers would lost their shit if I'd tried to talk to them.
I'd say this sentence without 'would'.
>And I probably messed up tenses again.
Chill out

>>132406464
This isn't foreign language problem. Awkward silence is inherent to people interactions.

>>132407453
LOl, just download few vocal and accent courses and learnt it!

>>132407516
I play online games with 13 years old ruskids:))

>>132407732
And you would have been wrong. As well as the original post
Nearly-c1-ITT

>>132407802
suka blyad'

>>132407406
>I guess native speakers lose their shit if I'd try to talk to them
Look up conditionals

>>132407732
Hmm, I expected you'd say using "would have" is more appropriate cuz I used "If I'd" ltaer in the sentence.

>>132407802
bitch rat out of cloak

>>132407893
Can you explain me what's the difference between c1 and b1 lvl, i feel like all the difference is in vocabluary size

>>132407576
It depends on why you're studying english. Is it just your some kind of hobby and wasting time or is it some professional requirement for your profession?
If I were you I'd just download some grammar books and podcasts, lol.

>>132407633
I'd recommend Cambridge books.
Also you can find Innovation courses.

>>132407453
Look up voice chat rooms, software or whatnot and practise your speaking therepaltalk

>>132407893
Do you think native speakers can't be wrong? Ok, what type of conditional sentences is it?

>>132407893
> And you would have been wrong
Why?
This is conditional #2, right?
if + Simple Past, Conditional I (= would + Infinitive)

>>132407915
> lose
Why not just 'lost'?

>>132407997
>>132407997
Not quite so. Vocabulary is one thing. Apart from that, there's ability to recognize and use more complicated grammar structures, to be more proficient in speaking up to fluent level. Not to mention listening comprehension and writing skills. I could go on for hours, but I doubt it will be appreciated by anyone.

>>132408478
Ah yeah, I messed that up a bit. "lose" is for "will"

>>132408079
Thanks for attention dude, good luck.

>>132408499
Could you record some textes I'll post later? You can use vocaroo

>>132408021
>If I were you I'd just download some grammar books and podcasts, lol.
I guess I should do that yes.
I have no idea what books and podcasts though, do you have any suggestions?

Advanced here, ask me anything.

>>132408394
Let us take the sentence that has been used with erroneously.
>I guess native speakers would lost their shit if I'd tried to talk to them
The right way to say it would be:
I guess native speakers would have lost their shit if I'd tried to talk to them.
OR
I guess native speakers would lose their shit if I tired to talk to them.
These are grammatically correct versions. Second and third conditionals differ by the context you wish to imply. You want to know more - google.

>>132406348 (OP)
Fuck you, fuck you're mom, fuck you're grandparent you discrage fucking come

>>132408499
I just hate damned english vowels.
My brains refuse to comprehend differences between them

>>132408773
used erroneously
quick-correction

>>132408801
YOUR

>>132408680
As I said before you can download blue Murphy's book, thousand of cambridge books like Active grammar (there are 3 books in the course: a1-a2, b1-b2, c1-c2).
>podcasts
ESL podcasts, english cafe

>>132408820
Nah, you just don't listen to enough music in english.

>>132408820
Unlike Russian, English tend to use "brain" in your context in a singular form.
Look up English vowel pronunciation in youtube. Learn the sounds of English. Practise everyday. Talk to yourself - you will eventually succeed.

>>132409022
This guy knows his shit

>>132408631
Well, get them up here

>>132408773
> OR
> I guess native speakers would lose their shit if I tired to talk to them.
> These are grammatically correct versions. Second and third conditionals differ by the context you wish to imply. You want to know more - google.
Yes, I mixed up the IF-clause and other part of the sentence. My bad

Hey guys, I passed my English "GIA" exam this summer and solved 96% of my test, including the conversational part.

Guys how would you advice to watch moviesin english. I can understand 70% of info without subtitles, but with them it's around 90%. So should i use them?

>>132409251
grats? 90% of us have no idea what's GIA

>>132409272
You should watch films in English and with English subs. In this case you can understand all stuff and also see which words you don't know.

>>132409022
> Look up English vowel pronunciation in youtube. Learn the sounds of English. Practise everyday. Talk to yourself
Fuck this shit. Have you ever seen any youtube-learnvowels-video? These guys just say REPEAT AFTER ME. There is no theory or any explanation.
Yes, i downloaded Gene Zerna course, but it requires years of practicting

>>132409251
So, you got 96 out of 100? Have you been preparing for it?

>>132409272
No, try to practise your listening comprehension. Subtitles distract you immensely.

>>132409344
Goddamned fool, it's state exam.

>>132409379
Nah, that's GIA. I thought about EGE for some reason.

>>132409251
GIA doesn't show your real knowledge of language. I think IELTS is more objective evaluation:)

>>132409272
No, you should pause and think what was said if you didn't understand on the fly. And if you still have no idea -- switch on subtitles.

>>132409368
I have a book that would provide you with all theoretical material necessary to know how to pronounce certain sounds. With pictures and shit

>>132408986
I DO listen enough music, lol, and I'd say music ain't good method of improving listening skill tho. Just listen to some metal song and you will find out what I'm saying about.

>>132409379
I've been learning English for 8 years, and also I have been solving "GIA" tests the whole last year before my exam. To be honest, I didn't expect this) I hoped that I would solve 60-70 percents.

>>132409445
Yes, you're right, but I can't find them maybe it's because I didn't try lol

>>132409500
Can you name the book?

>>132409620
The hardest parts of IELTS are speaking are writing and speaking, and they can't be checked online:)

>>132409521
Agreed. Those damn singers keep butchering words to the ridiculous amounts. I'm glad I comprehend half of lyrics.

Анон, поясни, чем has been отличается от was ... ?
Например, "bomb has been planted", "you have been banned" и т.д.
Или смысл у них одинаковый, но has been просто звучит красивее?

>>132409802
Has been refers to a result. For example you have been banned and you are banned now. Past simple tense has no connection with present and it is incorrect to use it in such expressions

Why I can understand everything but writing like this?

>>132409802
Has – She, He, It.
Have – I, You, We.
>has been отличается от was
Just read some articles of the differences of Past And Perfect tenses

Элита английского
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2fxlV3w1Ys

>>132409669
>>132409669
English pronunciation in use Mark Hancock

>>132409802
Has been – Passive Present Perfect Tense.
Was – Past Tense.
That's all

>>132410022
> English pronunciation in use Mark Hancock
I remember this guy lol, btw I downloaded Lisa Mojsin's book and audio content.

>>132406348 (OP)
what's the hardest thing in learning english? am i typing correctly right now?

>>132409521
Well, I don't listen to metal but I do to another stuff with distorted vocals so yeah, music may not be a good way of learning vowels. What can be helpful is watching english youtube chаnnels, I do it a lot as well (I started with Battlefield-related gaming chаnnels like levelcap, matimio, jackfrags, etc)

Ринглиш, сука?

>>132410180
I think listening and speaking are the hardest 'parts' of english. Grammar rules are the same (yes, i know about lift and elevator) but speech in the UK, the US and in the other world aren't.

>>132410334
MGIMO FINISHED CYKA?

>>132409938
Not enough practice writing. You'd be surprised you can write decently but unable to speak properly with your voice.

>>132410180
>am i typing correctly right now?
Well, this sounds more like questioning whether you are pressing buttons on your keyboard in a proper way or not. I'd say "are these sentences correct?" instead

>>132410392
>isn't.
runglish fix

Shall we converse using fancy words, my fellows?

Трудно научиться шотландскому говору?

>>132410688
You're first

>>132410392
>yes, i know about lift and elevator
Oh, never heard of this difference until now. The only one I knew was clip and magazine, but it has an equivalent in russian (обойма и магазин)

>>132410725
I think yes, it's pretty complicated thing.

>>132410688
Sure unless you imply that "fancy" and "fellow" are fancy words.

>>132406348 (OP)

Как выучить согласование времён не очень умному человеку? Я всю грамматику понимаю, кроме Этих "ХЭВ БИН". Реквестирую наглядные видеоуроки и максимально понятные таблицы, - те Паст/Презент/Фьюче в столбик из школы/универа/аспирантуры у меня уже есть.

Если я добью эту херь, то ещё полгода лексики, и я стану охуенный онгличанин. Преподы говорили, что у меня ливерпульский акцент.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyisn3MTmJQ

>>132411186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hz5P4r6p6u

>>132411388

Да я не только про "пасты", десу. Я в принципе за согласование времён. Обидно, знаешь, ли тупить пол-минуты, чтобы понять как написать, и доел ли уже Джон свой пуддинг, или ещё жуёт. Так то я как соБАКА. Всё понимаю, а сказать не могу.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYj9_LDoNR8

>>132411768
Ну напиши че-нить по-английски с чем у тебя возникают траблы. Пока я не понимаю в чем проблемы, если, как говоишь, грамматику знаешь

>>132411768
>have John already eaten his pudding or is he still chewing?
Верно же?

oi guys
shitty thread

>>132412036
Well, it takes two non-shitty men to keep the thread up and going. I cannot do everything on my own.

>>132412138
then throw away these shitty shit
who the hell needs English nowadays?
Deutcshland über alles

Okay what if I decide to learn french. Is it anything like english? Will english help me with that?

>>132406348 (OP)
You OP-fuck.

>>132412275
not a lot, dude

>>132412290
Ya mumma is fucked

>>132412247
> Deutcshland
Ясно

>>132412247
Можешь посоветовать литературы для немецкого? Чтоб все по полочкам было

>>132412376
> with realise tenses

Or maybe "realising". Shit.

>>132412394
Fickte dich

>>132412376
> Or may be, "have been dvached'
Have been dvaching

>>132412498

Or maybe "realizing". Dammit.

>>132412491
как заметил анон выше тебя, я ничтожен в немецком, не смогу ничего стоящего посоветовать

>>132412376
You seem to need hell of a lot more than just comprehending tenses. Your sentence structure is fucked up. I bet you neither have that"liverpool accent" you were bragging about

Сижу значит, ищу курс для изучения английского, захожу сюда, а тут вы. Аноны, расскажите как наиболее быстро и эффективно бесплатно без смс изучить язык? Есть не большой словарный запас, техническую док-цию читаю почти без переводчика (программист), времена не знаю, абсолютно.

Говорят полиглот + лингуалео норм, еще пилснера советуют.

>>132412609
Do not ignore speaking practice. Speaking is vital for accelerating your learning speed. Search some language exchange websites or whatever.

>>132412609
> наиболее быстро и эффективно
Невозможно
>изучить язык
Вдвойне невозможно, язык не изучают, на нем разговаривают
>Есть не большой словарный запас
Читай книги, смотри подкасты, ролики, дрочи анки.
>времена не знаю, абсолютно.
Ну, енджой Мерфи тогда
>Говорят полиглот + лингуалео норм
Хуйня без задач. Только пустит пыль в глаза, будешь думать что обладаешь уровнем, а на деле обосрешься при первой же встрече с нейтивом.
>еще пилснера советуют.
Хз, может и норм

>>132412689
А не надо ли мне сначала времена изучить?

Your all fukking cants

>>132412747
Спасибо, добра.
А вот если я начну смотреть видео/фильмы, подкасты слушать, яж 90% не пойму, а если не понимаю то не интересно. Как тут быть? Ставить русские субтитры? Или не русские? посмотрел друзей пару сезонов с субтитрами, постоянно смотрел на них а не на картинку, мне кажется я делал что то не так

The I cannot use an english articles. Is there the book that I can read so that I finally understand they?

>>132412994
> яж 90% не пойму, а если не понимаю то не интересно
Ну а ты как думал? Что покликаешь задания для дебилов в лингвалео и резко нейтивом станешь? Не, друг, это так не работает.
Если не понимаешь че говорят, то или смени сериал на более казуальный, или прокручивай куски пока не поймешь.

>>132413041
Just read books

>>132413112
А может посоветуешь чего из сериалов/фильмов?

>>132413274
Если ты друзей не понимаешь, то я хз что и посоветовать, остальные сериалы сложнее гораздо, даже пресловутый how i met your mother

Почему company пишется по-русски кампания (через а, а не через о)?

>>132413351
Ты перепутал company c campaign

>>132413274
И на что стоит делать упор при изучении, что важнее словарный запас/времена/глаголы/все вместе?
не, ну понятно запас, но все же

>>132413404
Ок.

>>132413041
Read more.
Write out new words while reading.

https://www.livelib.ru/selection/3288

А когда начинаешь понимать английскую речь, включаешь музыку и понимаешь о чем поют, как оно? Разочарование?

>>132413129
I do read books. However it does not help much.

>>132413432
As I said. Speaking should take at least 60% of your learning. Because you will end up knowing all the grammar structures and abundant vocabulary, but unable to adjoin two sentences or pronounce "th" sound.

>>132413566
"Я делаю читаю книги"?

>>132413573
having abundant vocabulary
quick-fix

>>132413602
Для усиления конструкции можно вставлять вспомогательные глаголы, не знал?

>>132413636
Не знал.

>>132413633
Сдай IELTS

>>132413573
Spasibo, I go to learn english language.

>>132413633
You won't receive a good advice here. Waste of time. If you knew the stuff you are claiming you knew, it won't be a problem for you to get back on track

>>132413563
Если слушаешь пафосный рок-металл, то будет наоборот - удовлетворение, как от хороших стихов.
It's time to me to comprehend
All that I've seen was just the trend
And I have learned that in the end
My endless life will not expand

Throught the eyes of the beholder
I see my friends are growing older
I fell the world upon my shoulders
Such as my heart just growing colder

>>132413731
Okay, just gimme some manual or quick guide for noobs, so i'll be able to get my skill back.

>>132413676
To obosrams like a muthafucka and to spend the rest of my life thinking about that in bed before fall asleep?

>>132413835
>To obosrams like a muthafucka
For understanding in which level your english is. So you know what to be improved.

Прочитал Дракулу в оригинале, хочу вот Портрет Дориана Грея, но там пиздец тяжко. Посоветуйте интересного чего-нибудь с такой же атмосферой трактиров 18-19 веков и лёгкой мистики.

>>132415470
Свой пост ты написал на русскомили он для тебя иностранный, хач/пиздоглазый/хохол?

>>132406348 (OP)
Как правильно перевести triggered? Когда кто-то gets triggered?
В словарях только "нажать на курок" или "запустить что-то".

>>132420565
а 'запустить' чем не устраивает?

>>132409734
Goddamned, it's shitty meh(
But I won't use English in my future job, it's just for everyday life, so I don't have to pass IELTS ;)

>>132423164
Это должно относиться к эмоциям/поведению. Запустить как-то совсем машинно.

>>132420565
Мне больше нравится "переклинило".

>>132406348 (OP)
How to know my english level?

>>132423849
what level? u r low as shit to begin with. u haven't reached any level yet.

>>132423910
I've reached the level when you scream from butthurt. That should account for something.

>>132424094
> reached the level
> stars question with how to

В Европе любой муслим на английском любому шведу, говорящему на английском, что ебал его маман. Нашли чем гордиться, пидорахи.

>>132424215
Это все потому, что ты не можешь в английский :з

Bump for this thread

Fak you beech

Поясните по использование it, that и this.

>>132434940
this применяется, когда говорится про близко находящуюся хуйню, that - далеко находящуюся. it - так же как he she

Sup lost ones
Here we go
мимо с2 могу ответить на пару вопросов связанных с айлс или подобным в ближайшие минут 20

>>132435337
How did you got that you're knowledge of English language is on C2 level?

>>132435529
Get, autocorrection.

>>132434940
This -- про вещь, с которой ты можешь физически взаимодействовать на момент говорения прим. THIS one is, but that one's not, но это не всегда работает
That -- про вещь, с которой ты ПРЯМО сейчас взаимодействовать не можешь,
Это самое легкое и не совсем правильное объяснение, но если ты задаешь такой вопрос, то ты в самом начале пути, я думаю, и такое объяснение тебе подойдет

This is a triumph
Fourteen hours later thread's still alive
Rolling back into our
Conversation

>>132435529
Международные экзамены
Думаю, тут есть тематическая доска о ИН/ЯЗах, там про это должно быть много тредов

>>132435529
>you're
Думаю, это опечатка, и направлять тебя нет смысла, если так и есть, то не отвечай на этот месседж

>>132406348 (OP)
i znau english wery zaebis
ask ur answers

>>132412239
unpleasant misunderstanding disappointed mispleasure undying
Давай проследим закономерность.

>>132435796
Why is your mom a whore?

В голос конечно с типов отвечающих на вопросы людей, только начавших изучение, на английском, причем в сложных временах, не предназначенных для передачи, да еще и допуская в них кучу ошибок

>>132436102
>для передачи подобных повествований

>>132436102
пиздец, как ты хуёво сформулировал свою мысль. я, блядь, глаза сломал, читая эту хуйню

>>132436228
Извиняюсь, это не родной язык. Мне тяжело на нем думать

>since i talked a whole lifetime's worth, i thought there was no need to talk anymore
переведите плс

>>132436741
Так как я говорио всю жизнь, не видел смысла говорить дальше.

>>132436951
чёт всё равно не понятно(( может быть эта фраза просто значит "много"? в контексте она разговаривала с ним несколько дней

>>132420565
>cause (an event or situation) to happen or exist.

>>132420565
>кто-то gets triggered
Это примерно как наступить на любимую мозоль. Типа "взвился".