>>133472840 (OP)
Пруфи давай, півнику. А якщо москаль, іди звітси.

>>133472912
Аузынды сыгеин, котакбас

>>133472840 (OP)
Hello everyone, who wants to suck my big black dick?

Why i'm so scared to speaking english?

>>133473122
I for one don't.

>>133473205
Because you're terrible at it.

Купил мужик шляпу...

>>133473205
Cause u cant into it.

>>133472840 (OP)
> 7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
Is proccessors allowed? Can I post some?

>>133473205
Maybe because you pidorashka?

>>133473235
>>133473276
FFFFUUUUU....
>>133473309
You!

>>133473240
А она ему кокраз!

Мою бывшую девушку бросил ее парень из-за того что она потеряла ногу. Я как узнал .. Предложил помощь, а через пару дней сойтись и быть вместе .. Эх.. Люблю ее и внутри себя простил ее измены и дал человеку еще шанс.

Is it possible without the knowledge of grammar in English to talk about?

An excellent place to post a senseless message and to get temporary access to /ho/.

АЗАХАХАХАХАХАХА ХУЕМ ПО ЛИЦУ ПРОВЕЛИ!!!! НЕХУЙ БЫЛО ДОПИНГ ЖРАТЬ И ПО ХУЯМ ПРЫГАТЬ АХАХАХХАХАХА ДАЖЕ ПУТИН НЕ ПОМОГ
КАК ЖЕ Я ЛОЛЛИРУЮ С ЕЕ БУГУРТА

>>133473416
gtfo, we don't understand what you sayin'

Deutsche Soldaten und Offiziere..

>>133473498
Нет, ты!

>runglishy.
The fuck is this? Couldn't make your own shapka? Had to paste someone else's?
Sage

Какие есть годные доски в форче чтобы ангельский подтянуть? Хочу там с пиндосами общаться, в рандоме одни дрочеры.

Guten Tag liebe Freunde!
Heute sprechen wir über Idioten.

>>133473289
Well, knock yourself out.

Ein Mann kauft einen Hut.
Und die hat ihm gepasst.

sasai pindos obama chmo

>>133472840 (OP)
Кручю верчю, обмануть хочу.

Sosi pisos

>>133473609
глупая идея. Если учить язык, то нормальными способами.

>>133473416
Is that a translation request/challenge? Whatever.

My ex-girlfriend lost her leg and her boyfriend broke up with her. As soon as I knew about that, I offered her my help. A few days later I suggested that we come back together. In the end, I love her. Inside I've forgiven her cheating and given her another chance.

>>133473563
Are you alright? It's me who wrote this shapka[s/] header.

>>133474342
>given

>>133474485
Anything wrong, sweetie?

>>133474265
На пк есть такое приложение?

>>133474771
ask google

>>133474522
Given. Been given, Has been given by someone but not by you. You gave or I gave, or even i did give her. Not given.

>>133475232
>I've forgiven her cheating and [I've] given her

Bump!

>>133475232
If you really want to use fucking "given". Use "she" as subject in a sentence. *She had been given another chance (by you, apparently.)
"Had been given" would be a past perfect continuous action/condition.
Or you may use "has" but it will have slighly different tone to the time of you "giving" action and condition of terms.

>>133473609
Форч - параша ещё хуже двача, да ещё и куча ненужного сленга (в том смысле, что нигде кроме борд не применяется). Я бы посоветовал реддит. Главное не пиши в каждом посте sorry for my English, I'm not a native speaker - это жутко раздражает.

>>133474771
bluestacks maybe

>>133475835
Seems like you don't know how to use Past Perfect.

Can I speak like a finnish pupil?

>>133475838
Wai u sink bords vil halp him? Zey do stupit misteikes that not evri vanya wuld do.

>>133475838
Yeah, advice him bullshit site with a lot of local memes so he will suck dicks on it cos of unknowing.
Small forums on Reddit are okay, but no more. Big ones are total cancer.

>>133475989
I've seen this somewhere before.

>>133476057
Yup, just I've opened wrong thread. Now I'm at home.

>>133475376
>[I've] given her
"I have given" would indicate you as a subject of action. But you add "her", which is a mistake. Such sentence hard to read and leads to confusion.

>>133475835
>".
ahah gotcha Ivan

>>133475886
Seems like you don't know what past perfect continuous is.

>>133475920
Seems like you don't know what past perfect continuous is.

>>133476286
Seems like you don't know what past perfect continuous is.

Well? Nothing to talk about?

>>133472840 (OP)
Privet, pendosi.

>>133476229
Whats wrong with my kovychkas fagot?

>>133476315
What does it have to do with Past Perfect Continuous? It's Past Perfect, the "been" denotes the passive voice, not the continuous tense.

>>133476428
In English, we put dots and commas before "the quotes."

>>133476410
We can talk about your mommy.

Anybody here?

>>133476460
You are wrong.

>>133476581
Well, actually, you can't say exactly is it Ivan or just another schoolboy who stays on 4chan instead of doing his homework, so your detector is be pretty bad.

how can I learn speak/write on

>>133474265
London is the capital of Great Britian mother fucker.

>>133476933
a higher level of English

>>133476752
I'm listening.

>>133476967
>
than now Grade 9

>>133476797
Stop this trolling, it's cringeworthy

>>133477022
What motivation needs , to speak/write how haunter 4chanov. Naprimer.

>>133474342
this stupid given though))) 6 in my captcha looks like a dick lol

>>133477232
I'm not following you.

>>133477094
Why are you using such a stupid words? It's kind of funny to see.

>>133477386
>a words
Come on, stop embarrassing yourself.

>>133472840 (OP)
Расходимся, паста с форчонга.

Да Правила:
1. Вы ничего не пишите по-русски
2. Вы ничего не пишите по-русски
3. Если ты напишешь что-то коммуняка говорить, вы получаете ваше лицо сразу обоссал
4. Не исправлять ошибки никому, если попросят. Если вы это сделаете, вы получите ваш... знаешь, что случится
5. Тарабарщина вроде "сасай пиндосы Обама чмо" не приветствуется. Всем наплевать
6. Не ставь "хотя" в конце каждого предложения, думая, что это заставляет вас звучать менее runglishy. Он не хотя,
7. Там действительно нет никаких правил, делай все что хочешь
8. Роллы не запрещены
9. Это самые дебильные темы на /б/
0. Пожалуйста

>>133477232
what are you trying to say? and dont even try to cope 4chan english. it will make you look even more retarded than you are

>>133477327
And what does it mean? ^{What i fag?}

>>133477232
I guess you need not a motivation but enough experience.
I don't really like 4/8chan for their lack of depth but krautchan's /int/ three years back was a good place.

And experience comes from following a desire (well, you can call this a motivation) to get content in english.

I've farted

>>133477487
It says that your meaning doesn't shine through.

>>133477429
Dont really know the grammar. And it seems like only a retard can "embarrass" himself making such a minor mistake

>>133477668
It should be "I've farten"
fart-furt-farten

Парни, вопрос есть. Как сказать что-то типа "ты же мать" с жи чтобы. Типа эмоции. "U'r mom" не так как с жи

>>133477751
Where can I check the all неправильные verbs?

>>133477753
But you're a mother!

>>133477732
"a words" isn't a minor mistake. It's a fuck-up, a large one.

>>133477753
In the end, you're a mother!

>>133473609
Я с чувачками в телеге общаюсь. Уютный чатик на 40 рыл с европейцами, муриканцами, без сраных арабов. Знатно подтянул спич

Oll of yo du not nou engleesch so wel az I do, so suk ma dik bichez

>>133477528
Burned with desire a month ago. All day i sitting in lingualeo and i feel what the desire to learn English has lost. Save me pleace.

>>133477968
u wot m8

>>133472840 (OP)
ahah ruske faggots think they can pretend to be american. suck muh rich democratic cock, poor silly imperials lol

>>133478024
with privelikim joy

Hi bby u cute:)

>>133472840 (OP)
Is there anybody here visiting 4chan.org every day?

>>133477865
the "such a" expression... heard someone using it with plural word, sorry im not studying english by books))))))))) oh and the fact that you completely misunderstood the mistake makes your show off look stupid)))))

>>133478043
U havent proofs m8 fucc u off russki retard fegget

Farewell, unwashed Russia
The land of slaves, the land of lords
Both you, the blue uniforms
And you, loyal to them folks

Maybe, behind the wall of Caucasus
I will hide from your pashas,
From their all-seeing eye,
From their all-hearing ears

>>133473205
because it is okay - to be afraid speak english with foreigners

>>133472840 (OP)
chto eto za narkomansky yazyik, vyi tut vse narkomanyi v etom trede

>>133473443
Yep, but you'll looking like a pidorashka.
Better have knowledge of grammar and speak well

>>133478038
Wot did yo sey fuk yo, lörn engleesch end shut de fuk up

>>133478255
>Maybe, behind the wall of Caucasus...
Lol, you going to migrate from Russia to Russia?

>>133478255
>Both you, the blue uniforms
>And you, loyal to them folks
You need 1 more syllable in each line.

>>133478293
My speech so sucks
Idk how to upgrade it

>>133477942
что такое телега?

>>133478468
а, телеграм. круто тебе, у меня нет таких комнаток, кроме english yopta но там со мной никто не говорит ибо я хиккан

Anons, there's two chairs, first one full of sharp spears, second one full of handjobed cocks.
On which one will u seat, on witch one u let seat ur mutha?

>>133472840 (OP)
ЕНГЛИШ ТРЕАД
ДА РУЛЕС
1 Ю ДО НОТ ВРИТЕ АНИТИНГ ИН РАШАН
2 Ю ДО НОТ ВРИТЕ АНИТИНГ ИН РАШАН
3 ИФ Ю ВОНТ ТО ФАК ИТ ФАНИ, СЕЙВ ЮРСЕЛФ АН ФАК ЮР МАНИ

>>133478380
Shut the fuck up.
Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid fuckin- Stupid ass motherfu- Stupid fuck, stupid fuck.

>>133478293

so the bottom line is that you fear of talking in english is stupid and to get rid of it you jsut need to get into a proper situaton

>>133472840 (OP)
fuck is easy
fuck is funny
many peoples fuck to money
if you wont to fuck it funny
fuck yourself and save your money

>>133478462
i'd lough my ass of if i heard this "upgrade my speech"/ sorry mate:) just >>133478608

>>133478462
/fl
lingualeo
books

btw, I very very very bad understand another speech and train listening. Get train every day and your english will better.

>>133478418
Correct me pls
>>133478385
Lol, Lermontov tried to, I guess

Even here are retards
Sieg

Why am I not interesting?I too green for this treads?

Хуй

Olofmeister olofmeister
Boostmeister boostmeister

>>133478043
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)

>>133478732
этя бэтя хую хуй

>>133478655
Yeah I use it but I've not a reason to speak. I speak like shit
A lot of understand when listen tho

Take first dill,
Then the cat's ass,
Twenty-five potatoes,
Seventeen crabs,
A bucket of water and dick there,
An armful of wood and pilaf is ready.
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

Is there linguleo the only true good helper now? just I heard it has premium and some shit what ask the money

>>133477528
> three years back
three years ago

Поясните за there is
there are

>>133477809
use google

>>133479044
lmao

>>133478815
I`ll double this. Watch some serials/films with subs, play on euro servers. I`m really bad with grammars, but i endure this through the good pronunciation and relatively big word pool.

>>133479075
I used and list what I saw hadn't "fart-furt-furten"
I guess I've learned not whole

>>133478997
i know only lingualeo
anyway it's usable w/o premium

Макака, ты охуел что ли?

>>133479044
Look it up, you faggot.

>>133478815
I saw "polyglot" on youtube and for five video lessons, I realized more than 9 years in school. I think what i don't have enough vocabulary. In lingualeo i can in grammar, but i anyway now i use a translator.

>>133479380
Even without brainstorm?
Also I like the videos and the music with text there. Very удобно.

>>133479511
>what
"that" suits better

I have no reason to speak English. This language is absolutely useless. USA/UK were always enemies for my country so I won't speak this filthy language on RUSSIAN imageboard. We'll fuck ya with our newest rockets and technics. GLORY TO RUSSIA

>>133472840 (OP)
Hi, guys!
Need your advice. How can I improve my active english (writing and speaking) if I am so hikke?
Maybe you know some online-resourses, where I could write texts and my shit will be checked by native speakers?

>>133472840 (OP)
Maybe OP should add some theme to talk? Boring.

>>133479710
Lingualeo

What means "ly"?

>>133479798
>What does "ly" mean?
fastfix

>>133479699
"What" is for questions and "that" is for the rest of use-cases.
>Understand.
"Understood" Learn basic grammars, anon.

>>133473643
>Heute sprechen wir über Idioten.
Supertoll! Also, was hast du heute gemacht?

>>133479852
Turns a word into adverb

>>133479871
That's not funny. I saw it in sentence: "Insane (ly smart).

Explain me, why I should learn engrish not Chinese

>>133479975
In this case this is the antonym

>>133479975
You don't know such an actor how Bruce Ly?

>>133480054
Or just they created a word play
Insanely smart

Do you, gauys, suck хуй or do бочка?

>>133472840 (OP)
London is the capital of the UK .

Sage deez thread
Get da fuck outta here, peendosey

>>133480054
Looks like I got it. "-ly" is implied suffix for "insane".

>>133480231
I choose a prize!

>>133480231
Seek behind the cheek.

>>133478815
>>133478023
I used to use lingualeo for 2 years with premium an really have been enjoy it, I really improve my english skill, but This is not enough, if you really want to know english, use more web services, websites and more books

>>133480331
And you've won one dick to suck. Do you want to start right now?

Зачем вам этот недоязык, дауны?
Вот скажите-ка мне, как на наглицком будет "недоязык", м?

Язык опущенцев. Простой и рубленный, как топор.

>>133480519
I have really improved*
sry

>>133480265
Want to behave like pickrelated, what are the pitfalls?

>>133480567
Semi-language?

>>133480478
There are only pubic hair of your mom

>>133472840 (OP)
Ты чё сука на пиндосском пиздишь?????? Не патриот????? А ты знаешь что в америкашке куча пидоров, и гей-парады постоянно???? А ты их язык учишь, тоже поди пидор??????

>>133480695
> лангуаге

>>133480567
Notbeforetongue.

>>133480561
I am very a good man, so... I have to give the prize to the orphans.

>>133480567
Nedoyazыk. Ещё вопросы?

>>133480796
I lol'd

>>133472840 (OP)
Что в шапке написано? я не понимаю

>>133479563
U can use brainstorm on the phone anyway, without premium (that's a secret, tss)

>>133479050
единственное число после конструкции - is, множественное или you - are

>>133472840 (OP)
Let's make this place a non-LGBT cancerless 4chan /b/.

>>133481159
Are you there yob'u gave?

>>133481136
Мне лень писать переключать раскладку, так что: можешь записаться в языковую школу, там есть программы "спикинг", где ты будешь просто пиздеть с одноклассниками и преподом, который нередко бывает нэтив спикером. Так же поищи англоязычные чаты/борды, вкатись туда. Ну или можешь разные сайты по обучение ангельского опробовать, может что и понравится

>>133481410
Лень переключать*. И перепроверять текст тоже

>>133481410
Добра тебе, няш.

All gone?

>>133481136
I feel the same. A month ago when I was going home from work I met a woman talking with a child in engrish without an accent, she was a foreigner as i got. I wanted to stop and begin a conversation with her but I'm so shy for that kind of things, so i just walked away and played some variants of a conversation in my head.

Still here. But I`ve nothing to say. Just ask me.

>>133482016
How masturbate affects the body? I mean once a day.

>>133482016
Well, maybe you tell me me anecdote?

Hello guys. I like when someone is pissing on my face, so can please one of you do this<3

>>133482314
One "me" extra, sorry.

>>133482350
No. Suffer

>>133482350
Hi. If u a girl, I'll piss on ur face, ltl baby :3

>>133482350
Not, i too like when is pissing on my face, i will be grateful if you do this first

>>133482792
>>133480231

>>133482920
А почему не телеграмм?

>>133482875
Nay! What folly! Dost you dare mock me? I challenge thou to a duel!

>>133482945
>голосовой
Сам понял

>>133482792
Was it hard to pass IELTS with 7? How have you prepared? For how long? Did you take any additional courses and tutors?

>>133483026
>Dost you dare mock me?
Yes)))00))0))0)0

>>133483161
I didn't prepare at all. I learned most of the rules when I got there and the examiner explained what I needed to do. I only needed to score 6.5 and I was sure that my skills will suffice regardless of whether I prepare or not.

>>133483387
>skills would suffice

quickfix

>>133483387
But IELTS have it's own structure and rules. Is it possible to pass it without preparing? I mean, you should know the features of ielts essay and other stuff.

>>133482451
Okay, please put your face near my penis, say something in Russian and get prepared for gold rain, sweet

>>133483525
All I did before the test is reading a rather general description of each part and rules of what I can't bring with me there.

>ielts essay
All I knew is that the first one is about describing gpraphs and the second one is just your random thoughts on a matter. As you can see writing is my lowest mark. Not sure why.

Yes, it's possible, but your score will be lower than it could be.

>>133479106
We aren't welcome on English speaking imageboards until our English is good enough to write without any mistakes. Try posting something on 4chan, you will be laughed at. Trust me.

>>133482441
Yes,I'm. I hope u'll fuck me hard after this

What do you guys think about TOEFL? Is it worth passing if I don't plan to emigrate to the USA? In fact I want to pass for one simple reason - to write it on my LinkedIn account.

>>133472840 (OP)
Sup boiiizzzz! Time to talk dirty to me!

>>133483923
No, I only piss on you because you don't har 16 years. I'ff fuck ur mum :3

Vqateelsya in this itt thread straight from 4chan
Got yotsub& 3 mins ago т_т

>>133485669
You haven't shown up in the last few threads, where you been?

>>133483877
> without any mistakes
Come the fuck on, these "native speaker" dickheads make more mistakes than Somalian government. It's 100% possible to have english as you native tongue and still be an illiterate moron.

>>133485962
Chillin' with my boys under the scorching sun of Cyprus and Bulgaria.

>>133485204
It costs like $250. You'll have to sell your family into slavery to afford it.

>>133483877
They won't give a shit until they know you're Russian. And when they do, they won't give a shit either. Who do you think you are, Anonymous?

What's good, lads?

>>133486027
There's such thing as "native mistakes" and "non-native mistakes." No native speaker would ever omit an article or use the wrong tense (I mean straight-up wrong usages like "I'm learning English for a year," not that "I just did/I've just done" fuckery).

Why when I post in a thread does it die? All the time.

>>133486748
Your engrish is too stronk for this thread

>>133486336
Oi listen here mate I got a wicked story to tell ya. So I was chuggin good ol' ale in the pub with my mates Wayne and Darren havin a gander on some sweet female arses you know all dat usual bollocks you know and then this fockin nobhead comes up to me and says "Oi! Fucker! I know you! You've been shaggin my sister! Ima bang you out dickhead!". What a cheeky focking bastard you know. So I grab a bottle, listen here bruv, i grab a bottle and I smack that wanker right on his focking noggin!

>>133472840 (OP)
поясните почему
i think i have something to eat
неправильно, почему w ll ?

>>133487107
Oh! I'm flyin to Straya immediatly!!!11

>>133487140
> я думаю, я взять что-то поесть
Сам подумай, почему неправильно.

>>133487215
и давно у нас хэйв это взять?

>я думаю у меня есть что то проеть.

>>133487107
Sounds like he was a real bogan asshole with 7 year itch and blue balls. What was his business about sister's sexual life? Lad, I hope he got punched and fucked to death by 200 Indians with their 3 inch dicks. Cheers

>>133487297
Констекстуально можно перевести как "взять". Блядь, если ты хочешь донести мысль, что у тебя есть еда, то да, так правильно, лучше, конечно, сказать, "I think I have some food", но не суть, если ты хочешь донести мысль, что ты не против и сожрать что-нибудь, то нужно с will, понял?

>>133487493
Im hungry.i think i have something to eat
have в этом полагается неправильным ответом.
почему правильный ответ это i ll have

>>133487453
Oh imma roughed up this bugger alright mate don't you worry bout that.

>>133487596
Ok, my dude. Then I'm gonna take some rest with beer and my gf. Have a nice evening, comrade

>>133487716
only in ur manyamiroc, dude.

>>133487565
Потому что суть тут не в том, что у него есть еда, а в том, что он голоден, а потому съел бы что-нибудь. Перевести для наглядного примера можно как "я голоден, пожалуй, возьму что нибудь поесть". Возьму тут в будущем времени и поест он будущем времени, он сейчас строит планы на то, чтобы в будущем поесть, а потому will. Понял?

>>133487716
Nice evening to you to chap.

>>133487855
Да, более мнее, спасибо.

>>133487931
There is 2 pm, not evening actually

>>133488250
mute, slave.

>>133488250
I came from Canada
inb4:Cucknada, parlez-vous français? Je ne peux pas parler anglais

придумайте мне какое-нибудь женское имя на английском, плиз

>>133488435
Dedovka

>>133488467
Pedovka*
fixd

>>133488435
Cunty.

>>133486802
Are you being sarcastic now?

>>133488435
Fatissa Cuntman

>>133488433
Is it true, that the top half of your heads bounce up and down when you speak?

>>133488628
He's being facetious.

>>133488628
No yes

>>133488640
жирная манда?очень смешно

>>133488628
поясните за беинг, как же он заебал, ненавижу это ебанутое слово когда не не в пассивных конструкциях, хуй проссыешь что значит.

>>133488774
Chubbylina Muffberg

>>133488646
It isn't.

>>133488774
Sillyna Bitchensson

>>133488795
Значит "есть". "Ты сейчас есть саркастичный?" если переводить дословно, как мудак, и "ты сейчас говоришь с сарказмом", если переводить с некоторой адаптацией под язык перевода. Короче говоря, слово используется для того, чтобы указать на определённое состояние, в котором находится объект. You are being sarcastic - ты сейчас находишься в саркастическом состоянии, you are being rude - ты сейчас находишься в грубом, хамском состоянии. Естественно, так это никто не переводит, потому что это пиздец, но значит именно это.

>>133489031
You're messing with me, it is.

>>133488702
He's being what?

>>133489648
Facetious.

>>133489401
are это же be
being тоже be
немогу уложить эти конструкции в логическую цепочку.
темболее например
i am depressed now
почему тут без being?

>>133489401
>Значит "есть".
нихуя ты заломил, самое непонятно определение в англ. я зыке.

>>133489723
It's like mordant? Vitriolic? Quippish? Did you mean acerbic or tart? Or, say, acrimonious?

>>133477436
Ага и перевод корявый.

>>133488795
being тут означает "вести себя"

He's rude - он грубый (по жизни)
He's being rude - он [сейчас] ведёт себя грубо (а так может быть и няша)

>>133490236

Why do these guys always write in Russian?

>>133472840 (OP)
Mah dudes, can you explain me when and how I should use "ain't".

>>133490491
cause its russiad board

>>133490643
Still, this is an English fucking thread.

>>133490761
doesn't matter

>>133490578
ain't can replace isn't, aren't, am not, hasn't, haven't. I've heard many native speakers say that you shouldn't use this word until you're fluent. I for one never use it, ever.

>>133472840 (OP)

Английский - язык быдла.

>>133490910
It does fucking matter. When in an English fucking thread, you must speak the English fucking language. That's fucking all I fucking have to fucking say.

>>133491108
Это всё понятно, для себя я просто считаю беинг герундием от би, а герундий дает оттенок континиуса, но все равно заебашься с ним, хуй проссыешь.

>>133491166
if i dont , what would happened?

>>133490998
many thanks

>>>133491297
You would be ignored.

>>133491363
so scaredddd

>>133490998
>I for one never use it
щто?

>>133491297
I'll come to your place and shoot your dog.

>>133491626
i dont have a dog, suck my duck.

>>133472840 (OP)
>ENGLISH THREAD
для вас, дегенератов, есть специальный тред в /fl. Нет, хотим сидеть тут и делать вид, что ваш интермедиат кого-то интересует кроме вам подобных.

>>133491552
If I was a good boy I would've put it as
>I, for one, never use it
but I'm not that way. Fuck them commas, they's for pussies!
To be honest, when I first saw this construction it freaked me out too.

>>133488856

почему я не могу зарегистрироваться в фейсбуке?

>>133491797
чего это значит то?причем тут фор?

>>133491666
So you have a duck? Then I'll shoot your duck.

>>133486121
This is 1/10 of my monthly income, but you maybe right, it is to expensive.

>>133491883
your mom is my duck, do it faggot.

>>133491861
for one = например
"Я, например, никогда не использую ain't"
http://www.correctenglish.ru/reference/idioms/for-one/

>>133492181
Did you write this yourself? Nice try, but way too many mistakes.
I too tried to rap, but they say my verses "sound fake and generic."

>>133492413
Translation of the song "Ya vybirayu sportshtany i Ston Ailend" by "Zloi Oi!"

>>133490998
Ain't is kind of a slang or an accent even not a proper way to say things so it's preferable not use it at all. However, it can be used in informal speech.

>>133490266
Я бы перевел "I'm being sarcastic" как "я сарказничаю"

>>133492842
сарказмирую

>>133492842
Такого слова нет в русском.

Sorry for my ugly english.
What mean english speakers? when they say "da <something>"? Its slang replacement of "the"?
If you see errors in my speech, point to it

>>133472840 (OP)
роллик

>>133492601
I just read the original lyrics and man, it's the most stupid piece of text I've seen so far. I'm afraid to listen to the song, really.

>>133493069
Yep, it is.

Is there /alco board or some kind equivalent of it on 4chan?

Anon, what do you think about Golitsynkii Grammary tutorial?

Why 'n word' is so bad?

>>133493196
/trash/
/b/

>>133493140
You should listen to it. It's the most pure concentrated piece of shit I've ever heard.

а что насчет вайпа фотками гопников?

>>133493069
What do English speakers mean when they say "da something" is it a slang replacement for "the"?

>>133493069
Yeah, "da" is "the."
You wanted some corrections, so here's how a native speaker would've put it:

>What do native speakers mean when they say "da something"? Is that a slang for "the"?
>If you see any mistakes in my post, please point them out

Anon, advise me a biggest site with english and russian subtitles for films and serials.

Объясните различия
Are u going to drive to the festival?
Will u be driving to the festival?

>>133493528
Совершенно никаких.

>>133493528
I think, they're same.

>>133493499
cuckold.com

>>133493402
>>133493488
Thanks for correction.

>>133493587
>>133493639
Да почему? с гоингом типа как намерение, а второе типа "будешь ли ты вести", что за бред?

>>133493755
Да нету разницы никакой, забей хуй, разные способы сказать одно и то же.

>>133493848
да блять это же НЕЛОГИЧНО, как так то.

How did you use to improve your pronunciation? What can you suggest me some YouTube channels or maybe podcasts? I was so impressed of the videorelated that I decided it's a time to improve my pronunciation.

https://youtu.be/dMUWGovKeDQ

>>133493232
bump

>>133493893
Нет. Разницы. Никакой.

>>133494316
қазақ тілін туралы ештеңе да айтқан жоқ.

Купил мужик шляпу, а она ему cockраз

>>133494316
にほんごでもだいじょぶですね

>>133494547
cockspase

IINHDOCbI COCYT XYN

>>133494499
Гарна вебмка.

>>133494460
Я зрозумів одне. Казах. Благо В мене була тян я Казахстану, навчила мене кількох фраз:
Менын атым Никита
Шешен амы
Коктобас

>>133494597
Содоміт

>>133494547
The man bought a cap, and it fits him just fine.

>>133493488
a native speaker
John from /fl?

>>133494699
anayna sikaman, jalap, horuzini bola siz

>>133494699
>коктобас
Звучит как Донбасс

>>133494597
лох не может в кандзи, кек))

>>133494815
Это чтобы понятнее было, хули ты.

>>133494756
Why definite article? Why not "A man"?

Кто не напишет под мой пост "я" тот пидоор

English threads are so fucking retarded like seriously what the hell guys? They must be some intelligent ones to discuss some intellectual stuff and of course to read some ENGLISH JOKES(ho-ho) don't they?
I fucked ur punctuation, okay?

>>133494921
Dick

>>133494911
Я

>>133494921
Woah. Intellectual staff on 2ch, are you serious? It's all about memes and jokes there.

>>133494779
Nah. By the way, he hasn't shown up for a long time.
Glad to see a /fl/ brother here. Zaloopnyak and all that shit, y'know.

>>133494699
>Коктобас
Котакбас/кутакбаш/кутакбас правильно будет. 'Котак' - пердак, говно, 'бас' - голова. щщс

>>133494921
Go to SUCK some diks mi boy

>>133494921
i have so complited and intellectual thoughts in my and i cant express them in russian neither in english.

>>133495142
complicated*

>>133472840 (OP)
Roll

>>133495112
Блять, моего кота зовут "Котак"

>>133495202
хахахах урус-кукурус лошара

>>133495112
Двач образовательный.

>>133495096
Why not? Weird people always have some interesting thoughts.

>>133495142
Then learn how to

>>133495441
Its like space of ideas, i cant put in into words, do u read Plato?if yes u can understand what im taalking about.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z8i6FV0QWJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZfHkfCaq1h

Zdravo, Anon, kak ti? (Se je Srpski. Maybe )

>>133496916
ok, go and fuck youself now

>>133474265
Спасибо, анон