ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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писька пизда
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Fuck you , and it's all , i can't write any more
>>133995473Hi. How are you? I have just graduated from the institute of Entrepreneurial Activities in Minsk.
>>133995647> can't no, you're a cunt
Glory to Ukraine
>>133995451 (OP)Roll
>>133995788That luck, seems funny enough.
Does anybody want to freshen up (the?) job related vocabulary?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e7dhuQvNqG
I've been waiting a long time for this thread
>>133995866http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ptDCFzIzdp>>133995891http://vocaroo.com/i/s132XZve6RQt
>>133995658Congrats. Any plans for the future? I for one got expelled from the third year.
ха, пиндосы собрались)))) путин вас всех трахнет))((
cyka blet
>>133995921Sucks I don't got no speakers. What're you saying?
залупа
пися
>>133995945http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZRkerlGoX>>133996009It depends on who you are, >>133995866-kun or >>133995891-kun.
писька попка кек
>>133995763GLORY TO HEROES!!!
сися
>>133995921http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYtII06to2
>>133996069The gayest voice I've ever heard.
>>133996147You've yet to hear mine.
Sup, bernd. I need your honest opinion on rushkowan bydlo.
>>133996147http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZsYelAUpG
>>133996186Let us hear it.
>>133996069Neither of them.
>>133996146Oh, gosh! I hate listening to my own voice. It sounds like I am retarded
>>133996147That's what she said! ,_,
>>133996212I'm too shy for that.
>>133996223http://vocaroo.com/i/s16wEskqdiTW
That feel when only few people around you can speak a proper English.
>>133995943http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y3ODgKv5cO
>>133996288>proper
>>133996368паста про демона чистоты
>>133996288That feel when nobody gives a damn
>>133996286http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnpcfSy4jv
Runglish isn't a word. kys OP.
>>133996462http://vocaroo.com/i/s04efxgACZmY(warning: high volume) http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXEYyoI9c2So, do you have any earplugs with a mic?
как сказать по английски "ох, нихуя себе у тебя интернет в телевмзоре"
Hi guys. Look, my english is very bad, becouse I'm not give to myself time to learn this language. May be you give me a some councils how i can to develop my knowledge at this area? Somthing about grammatic. Anything?Fo example: I dont know when I can to use "were", " are", "that", " which" etc
>>133996740http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEKryF1GOP
>>133996740Holy shit. You have internet in your TV. AmazingI don't english, you hear :)
>>133996345I work as a groozchik, so I basically have no future.what's the English for грузчик?
>>133996656I know there's a problem with my micro but I don't have another one :/So, where did you study english?
пошел нахуй
>>133996758http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YHKXKgN76j>>133996996http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EBs93gO3Ou
>>133997043http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AgbOrtVyq9
>>133997074обосрался с этого омежного рязанского акцента
>>133997092о господи еще один, в голосяндру
>>133996985Google says it is going to be "a loader".It is you, actually, who makes ypur future. Sounds like a stupid citation or quotation if you like but it is true.
RUSH B
>>133997074http://vocaroo.com/i/s11u43H77RQH
>>133996758They were hate you at the time.Are you dumb?That stuff in your head called brain? I don't think so.Which stage of brain cancer do you have?
>>133997273http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K642GwgOQH
>>133997141If you pretend to be a native speaker so you can obviously demonstrate us your perfect phonetics and prosody. But you will not, because you are an idiot.
>>133997315>They were hate you at the time.Что-что?
>>133997315Why, father?Why are you so violent ?I just want to speak english like you...
>>133997350hatedfix
A week ago I started working on my accent with Gene Zerna, but before that I had recorded my accent so that I could see results after some time.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PRzkPTgKMEHere is the text I read:Nancy was new to America. She came to America speaking only her native language. She brought her 8-year-old son with her. He was all she had in the world. They found an apartment in Arcadia. They were there for only two months when a neighbor's dog jumped over the fence. The dog ran toward Nancy's son. Nancy put her body in between the dog and her son. The dog stopped when it saw Nancy screaming at it. She was going to punch it in the nose. The dog turned around.Shaking, Nancy took her son upstairs. They stayed in the apartment all weekend. Then Nancy found another apartment, close to the school that her son was going to attend.She and her son walked everywhere. One day her son started coughing badly. He had an asthma attack. All the walking was making his asthma worse.Nancy knew that she had to buy a car. So she called up the Honda dealer. She talked to a salesman who spoke her language. She told him that she wanted to buy a new car if he could come over to pick her up. The salesman said he would be right over.
>>133997449>They were hated you at the time.Лучше не стало.
>>133997449Ну не позорься, англичанен.
How do I learn to pronounce "What" properly, guys? It's kinda embarassing when you speak english relatively well and unable to enunciate the vital english word. When I try to say this word it always sounds like "wat" or "wot" and, try as I might, I can do nothing about it. Am I the only one who suffers from that problem?
If somebody needs any rule of english explained ask me. I'm not going to say I am an oxbridge university professor but I have some knowledge in the area. /Love you/
>>133995451 (OP)Оп хуй слава руси
>>133997320http://vocaroo.com/i/s1etjMtbiK1l
>>133995451 (OP)You are fucking uneducable
>>133997580doesn't really work я пытался сказать. Знаю, хуёво.
>>133995577SUKA BLYAT
ОЙ МЫ САЗДАЕМ ИНГЛЕШ ТРЕД! МЫ НЕ МОЖЕМ ПОЙТИ НА АНГЛОГОВОРЯЩИЕ БОРДЫ, ФАЧЯН ЗАКРЫЛИ ДЛЯ НАС А ДРУГИХ НЕ ЗНАЕМ, ПОЭТАМУ МЫ БУДЕМ ТУТ ВЕСТИ СЕБЯ КАК ДОЛБОБЫ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
>>133997544It's pronounced as ўот. The ў is not present in our language, but Russians have no trouble with it. So which exact sound are you struggling with.
>So which exact sound are you struggling with?fix
>>133997455Do you command the Unsullied
>>133997455http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nGTKVxNrszATTENTION! HIGH LEVEL OF RUNGLISH ON THE RECORD.
>>133997315ахахах
>>133997575What's the difference between reticent and taciturn?
сажа лохам опущенным
>>133997544Depends on accent. Different people say it in different ways.
>>133997575Ok man, look.What I need for learn grammatic. I just can't to remember when I must use "that, " which", "been" etc. Something about grammatic english. May be you can to teach me? :)
>>133997960>:)So how much dicks do you suck per day?
>>133997781>The ў sound is not present...fix againfuck
>>133997872eighty year old son?
мам посмотри, я не могу найти себе англоговорящих друзей и практиковать с ними английский, мне проще на борде для школьников создать тред и говорить на английском с даунами, которые его знают на уровне пятилетнего ребёнка)))))))
>>133997770>>133998069Пиздуй.
>>133998002>much
>>133998069All my friends are here, including English-speaking ones.
>>133997960Read R. Murphy's English Grammar In Use, the bible for English learners.
>>133997878Ha-ha, very nice. These words are synonyms and you know it.
>>133998002Some between five or six.What's the problem?
>>133997846Proigral, blyad
>>133997960You need so much to learn, you have to learn from the beginning.Read some elementary school books or watch some TV shows or anime with subtitles.
>>133997781I have trouble with the ў sound. It just doesn't go out of my mouth properly and sounds pretty unnatural. Even though it's fine as long as people understand me, it's a little bit embarrasing.
>>133998161the syn.fixed
>>133998161Okay then, next question. Is it "deft at smth." or "deft in smth."?
>>133997878>reticent and taciturnHe obviously meant grammar rules you asshat.
>>133998137>>133998173Ok, I undestood.Thank's :3
>>133997455http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kqUp6iBxsKG A Y
>>133998233but you don't need the article there
>>133998233I would say deft in similarily to keen in but this is not a grammar rule. I told you about grammar
>>133998529Why? The word 1 is the synonym of the word 2These words are the synonyms, aren't they?
I like every gay in this thread.
>>133998770Selfish bastard.
>>133998621>keen inIt's "keen on" of my memory doesn't fail me.Preposition usage is pretty much of a grammar thing, so.
>>133998840I hate myself, I want to die.
>>133998902>ofiffix
>>133998905Same shit bruh. Let's fuck
>>133998905Please don't, we need you. Even if we don't say it.
>>133997115dvachuyu
The thread's somewhat dead.
Как выучить нормально английский? How learn norm english?
>>133998922You are right. deft in
>>133999120You just beresh i uchish. Without any zadnyaya thought.
>>133999120What you mean saying "norm". What field are you going to use it in?
I've just finished watching men's 100m race in brazilian olympics, Husain Bolt is very fucken fast, no doubt he gonna be olympic champion again. I've also watched one of the runs earlier today, there were 7 niggers and 1 white runner from macedonia. And white guy came to the finish first. I lold so much.
ХЕЙ БАДИ, АЙ ФИНГ Ю ЗЕ ГОТ ВРОНГ ДОР, ЗЕ ЛЕВЕРС КЛАБС ТУ БЛОКС ДАУН
check
ЛЭТ МИ СПИК ФРОМ МАЙ ХАРТ
>>133999293Мутко, залогинтесь.
>>133999205Xz.
>>133999398What you mean saying "Xz". What field are you going to use it in?
>>133999120The more you wonder, the further you are from being fluent
>>133999293I wish i could cut through your chest get out your heard, grill it and eat with nice Chianti.
>>133999434I'm nothing go home with you
>>133998986I'd fuck with you, bro. I love you but I have no confidence what i like dicks.>>133998991I'm so coward to do it. Don't be afraid of. I'll live all my unhappy life.
>>133999494Ooh, you wanna go home with me? :3
>>133999580Yes, my nigga
>>133999627But i'm white as day.
>>133999695I knewI hate Sunday
>>133999514>I have no confidence what i like dicks.I wouldn't call it a dick, it's more of a piece of skin with a hole for urine. That contributes to my plight, too.
>>133999695Look at this fucking racist.
>>133999802Do you like tuesday? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgZH9s788mQ
>>133999842>it's more of a piece of skin with a hole for urineThat's the problem. I'm not sure I'd like to deal with it.
>>134000097My Internet is bad, sry
>>134000097I like Thursdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3IagEQI75U
>>133999842>a piece of skin with a hole for urineSounds like some kind of cunt.
Съебись. крыса островная
Hey guys, how a u?
>>134000265I think you the got wrong dor
Can smbd introduce yourself?
>>134000265http://vocaroo.com/i/s0muTE9czVVu
>>134000292Why do you think so? ;D
sasai pindos obama chmo, though
>>134000292The leathers clubs 2 books down
You have no exit on a speedMy semen often guests in your assI like to eat something and listen some jazzI like to fuck the Blew on a studioI'm a man I wear a jacketYour girlfriend has beatiful assDon't you mind if I fuck her?Not so hard, just a little bitLet me do it, broBaby-cream, without it it goes toughAnd it's trueHer brother, sister, father tired of herKappa sport suit, she sucked my dick so I have her spit in my pantsI date you intoxicated by JWHAh, there was a passionHow I touch your pussy by my fingerHow I had a rag and gasoline in my 11How I graduate in 16, and ride a limo in 20Georgian is told shit while he driveAnd I was cheated nice at one timeSeek for profit like an Odessa jewShave your legs, babyYou have an Rostov rosetteI had a hard-tea ceremony with a Morfin on a bridge, we're rarely see each otherThis beat is like a sweetieI'm like a whale cum in you with this song on backgroundI have a package with a pack of Optima and KentBrew it, bitchTires burnCop tried to fuck a GorillaI drinked cola after the GorilkaNevertheless you have a beautiful web on your pussyDrinked some PutinkaDo you remember that concert in "Third way"Morfin is doning push ups on barsOr this is just Rusya cummingDon't be sad, deliver you in the suitcase in Italia, hugging with the "hatches"He's yelling "wai-wai, repay", the Uzbek is know the things about a donkeysWe smoke your girlfriend with a "ponika", then with a "bird droppings" and then a shelf of a "powder"But we gets columbian cokeLesbian floggingDo you remember that cops on "Utomka"Thats died from a couple of tracks
>>134000292Faggot club is two blocks down
Хуя вы уёбочки бля, жиесть)
>>134000298Go fuck yourself!
>>134000117>>134000204Wanna see a photo? Warning: not safe for work.
>>134000397You make me hurt :(
>>134000298I think your mother will do it better
sasai pindos obama chmo, thoughop is xyu
>>134000002near... NEARnear and I will get get
>>134000424HAHAHAH, WHAT A BIG DICK
I'm born to be wildЧто блять я сказал сам не ебу, но фраз нравится
>>134000493sasai pindos obama chmo, though
>>134000292Fukk you
>>134000511sasai pindos obama chmo, though
>>134000542sasai pindos obama chmo, though
>>134000511LoL. Make fun of it
>>134000556Fukk you
>>134000511>Рожденный быть диким. УУУ БЛЯДЬ!!! ПАКУСАЮ!!!Лол, в школе вышил на партфике "READY TO FIGHT" @Получил пизды
>>134000424Something frightening. I've always known I'm not a gay.
What are some English phrases that seem to mean one thing but actually mean the opposite?For example, "knock yourself out." While it looks like something rude, it simply means "come on."Or "you look a perfect sight!" Might sound like a compliment, but is in fact an insult and definitely not something to say to a tyan.
>>134000424>dat four inch pussy destroyer
>>134000642>Рожденный быть дикимНу спс, теперь хоть знаю как песня называется на русскомФенк ю, spasibo
>>133995451 (OP)СЕГААААА
>>134000807Where'd you see four? Two and a half at most.
>>134000356Come on, guys, say something about my translation
>>134000809На тебя свежего голубя, только что сфоткал :з
>>134000783>tyanКалька с русского произношения. В ингрише пишется chan.
>>134000783Ну-ка поясни подробнее
>>134000862Were you like "fuck them articles, they suck" when writing that masterpiece?
>>134000877Would bang.
hello from Czech Republic
>>134000969Hello from your mom's bedroom
>>133995451 (OP)Это шо такое? Вы русские блядь, так и говорите по русски! УВАЖАЙТЕ СВОЙ ЯЗЫК НАХУЙ
>>134000969Fuck you slavian scum. You're not allowed here.
>>134001001Go fuck yourself.
>>134000995you mean "hello from grave"?
>>134001020you mean "fuck everybody from us"?
>>134001032Yep, that's exactly what I meant.
>>134001001Я белорус! Законом пока на 95% запрещеноОбщаюсь сколько хочу
>>134001060you mean "fuck everybody but us"?
>>134000917He meant sexual harassment, i guess.
как сказать по английски "я нихуя не знаю инглиш, идите нахуй уёбки"
>>134001060I'd fuck everything that move.
>>134001125I like homo
>>134001028Я НЕ ПОНИМАЮ, ИДИ НАХУЙ, ЭТО РУССКОЯЗЫЧНЫЙ ФОРУМ ТУТ ВСЕ РУССКИЕ И ПИШУТ ПО РУССКИ НЕНАВИЖУ ТЕБЯ
>>134001102you mean "fuck nobody but us"?
Пиндосы тупые блять, мрази. Язык предателей России. Валите из нормальный страны к своему Обаме или Укропам
>>134001063Ладно, тебе можно. Ты хотя б по русски пишешь
>>134001125Ya nihuya ne znayu inglish, idite nahuy uebki
>>134001102Who's not with us, is under us!
>>134001125I don't know english but enjoy fucking piglets
Bawo ni? Gorelanse ganja?
>>134001125I am so stupid and don't even know fucking english, fuck off bastards.
>>134001125I don't know jack shit about English, fuck off you bastards.
>>134001193там че-то про свиней?
>>134001173>по русскиСкоро и такое запретят....
>>134000783Break a leg
>>134001239thancks
>>134001253"Я не знаю английского, но обожаю ебать поросят"
>>134001197Such royal food! You have to be so much happy.
>>134001001translate this on english, i am not russian
как сказать по английски "нахуя ты мне сиськи своей сестры скинул? ты че ебанутый?"
>>134001338ЭТО Я БЛЯДЬ ДОЛЖЕН ТРАНСЛЕЙТ? ЭТО ТЫ ДОЛЖЕН ТРАНСЛЕЙТИТЬ МОИ СЛОВА, ЭТО РУССКИЙ ФОРУМ, ТУТ ВСЕ ПИШУТ ПО РУССКИ, МЕНЯ НЕ ВОЛНУЕТ КТО ТЫ
>>134001294depends on how you read it>enjoy (fucking piglets)>(enjoy fucking) pigletsall according to Freud
>>134000783"You look terrific!"
А капчу то эти дауны вводят на русском... Ясно все
>>134001431wuuut
>>134001431FUCK THAT I SHOULD TRANSLEYT? THIS YOU MUST TRANSLEYTIT MY WORDS, THAT RUSSIAN FORUM HERE all write in Russian, I do not care WHO YOU ARE
>>134001431
>>134001441Наслаждаюсь ёбаными поросятами? Не, я именно первый вариант имел в виду.
>>134001338Это шо такое? Вы русские блядь, так и говорите по русски! УВАЖАЙТЕ СВОЙ ЯЗЫК НАХУЙWhat the hell is that? You are Russian, so speak Russian. Appreciate your language on the dick
>>134001502thxIf it's russian forum it looks strange that your admin - Nariman.
>>134001453Фак ю.853282
>>134001544Я так и думалю
>>134001544>Appreciate your language on the dickI'd appreciate your mother on the dick, if you catch my drift
ЕОТ позвала тебя к себе на день рождения, ты приходишь к ней домой и видишь пикрелейтед. Твои действия?
>>134001422Why the fuck did you send me your sister's boobs? Are you fucking nuts?
>>133995706>133995647> can't >no, you're a cuntshiit'd for all Ivanovsk city
>>134001581О ноу, фак ю950194
>>134001544i am czech
>>134001276>>134001442Nice.
>>134001453Тащемта есть две капчи. Какую сам введёшь, какую ботом взломаешь?
>>134001607>Ты ебешь орехи?
>>134001605Пою "Ты ж мени пiдманула"
Did a fucking barrel roll into this thread, sup?
напишите мне список английских обзывательств
>>134001686The phrase is "are you nuts?", I added "fucking" for emphasis.
>>134001754"Ты - орехи?"
>>134001600Fucking bastart. Tell me your address. Come on. Don't be such a pussy. I'll kick your ass.
>>134001749Faggot, fag - пидорShit - говноCunt - пиздаBitch - сукаWhore, slut - шлюха
>>134001807"Nuts" - "ебанутый", ебанутый.
>>134001807Ты Adventure Time смотришь?
>>134001749http://www.insults.net/html/swear/
>>134001834а бастард?ещё есть типа довн морон и морон
Хуй пизда Джигурда ааааааааааааааа!
>>134001807Tah Russian cunt doesn't know even simple phrases, what a common problem for you, yeah, you pig?"Nuts" is used like "mad" in many phrases, retard. No questions.
>>134001552>>134001502ЭТО ЧТО ЭТО ВЫ ПРОТИВ МЕНЯ УДУМАЛИ? СЛОВО ТРАНСЛЕЙТ ТО Я ПОНИМАЮ И РАШН ТОЖЕ! ИДИТЕ ОТСЮДА, ЕСЛИ РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК НЕ УВАЖАЕТЕ. Я ЖЕ НА ВАШИХ ДВОЧАХ НЕ ПИШУ ПО РУССКИ, ВОТ И ВЫ НЕ ПИШИТЕ!!!! У НАС РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК ГОСУДАРСТВЕННЫЙ, АБУ (СОЗДАТЕЛЬ) ГОВОРИТ ПО РУССКИ И ВСЕ ГОВОРЯТ ПО РУССКИ
>>133995451 (OP)I two days waiting for this thread.
>>134001923THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE AGAINST ME udumali? TRANSLEYT WORD THAT I UNDERSTAND AND Rashnu TOO! GO HERE IF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE are not respected. I ON YOUR DVOCHAH NOT WRITE IN ENGLISH, AND THAT YOU DO NOT WRITE !!!! RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE STATE, OMB (creator) speak Russian, and all speak ENGLISH
>>134001905Down - вниз, это не оскорблениеMoron - дебилBastard - дебил
>>134001926And you still fucked up your greeting-phrase. Come fucking on.
Пповово
>>134001973ну Down Moron типа тупее дибила
>>134001749Faggot, bitch, asshole... English profanity isn't as rich as Russian, yeah. While they build the world's number one nation, we come up with new ways to insult each other.
>>134001646>>134001646ТЫ ЧЕХ? ДА КАКОЙ ТЫ ЧЕХ! ЧЕХОСЛОВАКИЯ ЭТО РАНЬШЕ КАК СССР БЫЛО, ВСЕ ТЫ ПОНИМАЕШЬ! ОНИ ВСЕ ТАМ ВСЕ ПОНИМАЮТ, ТОЛЬКО ТЫ НЕ ПОНИМАЕШЬ
>>134001973"Bastard" is not the same thing with "dumbass", are you kidding.
>>134002045i dunno what are you writin' but i will learn russian language
>>134001999Сука, первый трипл на двачах рандомным говном словил...
>>134002045CZECH YOU? YES What CZECH! CZECHOSLOVAKIA IS SOON AS USSR, ALL YOU UNDERSTAND! They are all there all understand, only you do not understand
>>134002089We need some guarantees of that happening. Your anus perhaps.
>>134001987I not going anywhere.Suck it, fag
fucking fuck, fuckers.
>>134002196Then you're twice as bad as I suspected.
>>134002089ВОТ И ЛЕРНИ РАШН ЛЕНГВИДЖ В ДРУГОМ МЕСТЕ, ПО КНИЖКАМ ТАМ, А НЕ ПО МОИМ САЙТАМ! ТУТ ВСЕ УВАЖАЮТ РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК, А ВЫ НЕТ И СВОИМ ПОВЕДЕНИЕ ОСКОРБЛЯЕТЕ НАС!
go to huy
Hi, my name is Alexander Krasnov, i'm 30, imma journalist and i fuck system in the mouth. I like girls, girls like me, today i was in journey, it was ok.Hello.
ТУТ ВСЕ ПИШУТ ПО РУССКИ, ХВАТИТ ВЫДУМЫВАТЬ! HERE ALL WRITE IN ENGLISH , enough to invent !HERE ALL WRITE IN ENGLISH , enough to invent !HERE ALL WRITE IN ENGLISH , enough to invent !HERE ALL WRITE IN ENGLISH , enough to invent !
>>134002330ello blazehs nafakers ere
you what bitch you what
>>134002193how about Ritsu-chan's anus?
>>134002248When you be sleep, I will come to you and will fuck you in asshole.
>>134002370 RUSSIAN, ПЕРЕПУТАЛ
>>134002438>>134002248Shut up both.
>>134002435It's fine, but I still prefer yours as a guarantee.Atleast it's not Mio-sempai's one <3>>134002438>when you be sleepFucking hell, kys fag.
>>134002248Why are you silent? I think what you'll like it, so... I just will fuck your mother, ok?
>>134002587Or what? Uh? WHAT WILL YOU DO? Cry and run straight to your mom? How terrifying.
>>134002754>>134002707>>134002587>>134002765ХВАТИТ ПРЕТВОРЯТЬСЯ!HVATIT PRETVORYTCA!
>>134002707What you want, manya?
>>134002754If you think I'm silent then the only sex you have is five gay-niggers with your dead brain.
Is there any beautiful girl with ass and titties? I'd like to have some sex.
>>134002818МАНЯ! Я ЗНАЛ ЧТО ВЫ ВСЕ ТУТ РУССКИЕ! ХВАТИТ ЭТО ДЕЛАТЬ!
>>134002818>what you wantThis savagery is actually continues.
>>134002829I see what your the language is sharp, but I have a hairy ass.
Where is my mind?
>>134002952I don't see any advantage out of this unless being fucking hairy monkey from mountains you already are.
>>134002871I don't understand you, please speak Russian.
How did you learn english? I'v watch video, movies, play games, read 4ch, but never write. So my grammatical is really bad. correct, please
>>134003048spoken in your mouth, check it
>>134003038You need to go to the doctor.>>134003111Is that a joke???? With me you better not kidding!!! Who am I saying?!!!
>>134003277Take up your words. Can't see anything.
>>134003094Сorrected you on the cheek
What's all this markup fuckery?
>>134003048Yeah, I already recognized that you're so weak you can't teach English even to kid's level.>>134003094>read 4chFucking hell, the site where emo boys post everyday their naughty shit without even pretending to be good at language cos the only educational thing they get everyday is fap threads is a good source of language knowledge.You actually answered your question by yourself - just practice more with writing and grammar. That's so obvious.
>>134003372I can only take your mother to a prostitute.
>>134003277>You need to go to the doctor.I don't think so. I don't feel either sick or wrong so your advice is completely pointless.My advice to you is like go to someone who'll make you useful to society. And you should anyway close this site cos it seems like you're either kid or just mentally insane.
>>134003474>practice more with writingTo shy for this shit, but thanks anyway.
>>134003821>tooFix
>>134003704>Sitting on boards for kid and mentally insane.>You're either kid or just mentally insane.
>>134003869*Pissing on moron
>>134003573Such a rude boy. Is your holidays going to the end?
>>134003821Oh come on you're shy on writing.Aren't you shy when you're wanking on some porn cos NASA or some other shit watches you doing it?>>134003869Since you're mentally insane, I'll explain you.Your expectation is not always reality like in this case.
>>134003996>Is your holidays going to the end?Is your mother going to the big dick?
>>134004171Piss at you through the monitor.
>>134004275Your grammar shows the same thing.Wash up your monitor, mad kid.
>>133996121
Why are you making English posts here, when you can go to 4chan?
>>134004357Cos 4chan is obviously worse.Fuck off.And kill yourself. Your questions are that bad you actually should to commite your life with suicide.
>>134004357You can consider this thread as a branch of 4chan and don't ask stupid questions.
пойду посру
>>134004444>commite your life with suicide
>>134004479>branchI'm not entirely sure, but that thing should be named differently.
>>134004518>1st post in English threadOh, you will love it.
ПИСОЙ@КАКОЙ@КУШОЙ@НИКОГО НЕ СЛУШОЙ
>>134004444Okay. But firstly I will put dick in your mouth, you limp-dicked fag.
>>134004275>piss at>>134004171>shy on>wanking on>explain you>>134003996>is>>134003704>either kid>>134003474>teach English>to kid's level>practiceLOLYour misuses of English make me cringe.
>>134004758Your penis is so tiny you can't even see it, how can you be sure it's in my mouth?
ПОПИСОЛ@ПОКАКОЛ@ПОКУШОЛ@НИКОГО НЕ ПОСЛУШОЛ
>>134004911What's fucking wrong with "practice"?Still better then "when you be sleep". Fucking hell.
>>134005095>Still better then>thenOh boi with your guboi
>>134001973Bastard - скорее, ублюдок.Sorry, do not kill me for some Russian words.
>>134005095practice is a noun, practise is a verb.
писюн
>>134005259Fucking hell. As always, my brain starts to melt down after some English phrases cos I actually stop to think intensive about pronucation, grammar and other shit.>>134005291Will know.>>134005271Exactly.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RB5I1FAz5g
>>134005452>stop to thinkare you doing this on purpose
>>134005611The fuck are you saying at the end? What I hear is "Get good, mate, get fucking good, I."
>>134005688Even though that was a bit of a joke out here, I'll still answer. Fucking no, I DO NOT want to mistake after every word, but this is like reflex or something.
>>134005863a'ight?
>>134005863It seems like there's some nazi Germans in this thread.But for real, he says "bye".
>>134005943this
>>134005943Next time you try to speak please care to put the dick out of your mouth. A'ight?
Guys, what do you thik about papa franku?
>>134006168he sucks ass imo
>>134005943Fucking hell. If it's really the thing he says then I guess this "when you be sleep"-guy has better pronucation than out worst sensei in the entire universe does.
>>134006168Who's that?Filthy Frank I guess?
>>134006320Right
>>133995451 (OP)fuck you козлина, пошел нахуй motherfucker SUCKA BLYAT!!!!
Waddup bitches
>>134006392I dunno honestly. I don't watch him. He's just doing retarded shit and it's fun for a lot of people, but honestly I do not like him much. But neither I can call him a good content creator nor bad one. But his Japanese 101 series might be useful to anyone who do not want to study with boring books and more boring videos and just want to have some fun too.Personally I prefer Pyrocynical and bunch of fucking letters code: NFKRZ.
>>134006242http://vocaroo.com/
>>134006873>>134006242http://vocaroo.com/i/s0avjIhrBGukfucked up a little
>>134006918>talking about British accent>doesn't even pronounce mate like MAITYeaaaaah.
>>134007005cry some more
Сань, хуй саси
Hey what do you folks think about this?---Worst Case Of Social PhobiaHi, I'm a 23 year old guy from Russia, kissless virgin, no friends, and all that. I haven't talked to anyone since I was in high school, provided that all these "do you want a plastic bag? - no, thanks" talks don't count. My speech center seems to have deteriorated to the point where I have trouble speaking my native language -- not only because I'm so shy but also because my brain just forgets how to speak.I'm scared of people. I'm afraid of walking on the street. I always feel like someone's going to punch me right now. Fear and shame is all I feel when I'm in public. I do have a job, but it's really hard to me to spend another 8 hours among these dreadful creations called humans. I can't look in the eyes. I even have trouble passing by people any closer than 4-5 feet...At work people think I'm rude. Or mentally retarded since I never say anything.As someone said, "sociophobia is when you're afraid to sneeze in public because they'll say 'bless you' and you won't be able to make yourself say thanks."Sometimes I even fail to reply to a "hi." How it happens: I'm deep lost in thought just like always, they say "hi," it takes me a few seconds to get back to the Earth and realize that I should say "hi" too, but it's too late already...While I can reply to a "hi" from time to time, I'm absolutely incapable of saying "thanks," even when someone does me a real favor, not just saying "bless you" -- for example, returning my pack of cigarettes that has fallen out of my pocket. I just take the pack saying nothing, and it looks... just weird.Another word I have trouble with is "sorry." When you accidentally push someone or tread on their toes, this simple word can help you avoid that awkward situation where they stare at you for a few seconds and then look away thinking "what an asshole."
>>134007064>implying any form of criticism is cryingWhat a bait.
>>134006790Russian pig, stop promoting yourself.
What a retarded person u must be if don't speak english in fucking 2016. That's embarassing for every non english speaking piturd.
What a 4chan? ,ebaniye vi hui?
>>134007005http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBvFKtLDge
>>134007185Niall, log on.>>134007261>no BLUDI ELL MAIT after every word>implying he has a British accentOk we got it calm down.
>>134007194You probably wanted to say>How retarded do you have to be if you don't speak English in twenty-fucking-sixteenth
ТУУУУУППЫЫЫЫЫЫЕЕЕ)
>>134004924You can't see anything coz my cum is all over your face.
Sup, my English is bad. How are you?
>>134007462Stop nitpicking will ya.Also, this is a stereotype. But yes, it is used, not "after every word" though.
Hi. Anything of interest in this thread?
>>134008357>>134007845
>>134007770THE FLASH EFFECT.>>134007920But it's just that funny I cannot resist.Btw are you just British random buddy or you have trained a lot to get British accent?
>>134008399That's boring.
>>134008453Fuck off, faggot. Fuck your mother.
Hello everybody
>>134008453All that "how are you doing" fuckery is the essential part of communication in English.
>>134008409>Btw are you just British random buddy or you have trained a lot to get British accent?tolsto
Ya uchu english language s pomoshu rosetta stone. How many lessons doing in one day?
>>134008611>>134008409But if you really think that, i'm flattered
>>134008526I haven't even started to impose myself to start with.>>134008577Yeah, i'll get back to kraut then.
>>134004171Fuck, srry, I was afk. I have pasted a scotch at any camera at my device. Even phone camera. So I never use phone in a people how is it sounds correct?.
TRANSLATION CHALLENGE1. Refer to a random post2. Translate it as best as you can3. Get pissed on for your hideous RunglishRolling >>134008802
>>134008875Fuck, rolling again >>134008874
>>134008875No, fuck you very much.
>>134008716Boys, I need help.
>>134008895>That site died long ago. They've made a new one, but it has too few users. The old one was much more popular. It's best to search on VK, there are a lot of communities for disabled people.
I suddenly lost all confidence after studying grammar.>>134009013Never even touched RS.
Well nice. Much appreciate all this company. Very happy. Such a good thread. Wow.
>>134009447>Reifag complains about fun
>>134009447Kill yourself.
>>134009494>implying fags should share their character's character.>>134009553Very extensive vocabulary. Sometimes you'll be able to type sentences consisting of three or even four to five words provided they are short.
>>134009704>implying fags force characters for no reasonBtw the whole thing with you is you actually do share Rei's character as I can see. You just say something to like show people you're exist and just no more basically attention whoring cos of your character. Your type of attention whoring is not terrible but still hurts.I mean your "cynic and sceptic" phrases that makes no sense.
>>134009127>Гугли сайт проблеммитингс.Сдается мне, оп- ньюфаженка, ведь еще пару лет назад аноны искали себе там разных няш. Кто-то облизывался на тяночку без ноги, кто-то вглядывался в водянистые глаза умственноотсталой, а кто-то и вовсе мучительно гуглил, насколько безопасно ронять сосиску в ВИЧ-инфицированных шмар. А за окном всё так же тихо падал снег, и ночь заглядывала в комнату, через плечо битарда, удивляясь вырвиглазному веб-дизайну сайта.А вот это как вообще перевести?>Google the site problemmeetings>I guess OP is a newfag. As far back as two years ago anons would look for girlfriends there. Someone smacked their lips on a one legged girl, someone gazed into the eyes of a retarded girl, and someone wondered how safe it is to stick your dick up an AIDS ridden sluts. And the snow was still falling outside the window, and the night was creeping in the room over the /b/tard's shoulder, surprised by the cringeworthy web-design of the site.
When I was in USA, I had sex with a girl from England. We worked together in a waterpark. It was a work and travel trip. Ahh, sweet memories...
>>134010139бля, нафакапил>at a one legged girl>stick your dick up AIDS ridden sluts
>>133995451 (OP)затролел лошков двачевских))
>>134009704You should still kill yourself.
What do you think are the most beautiful words in English? Mine are:reminiscenceobnoxiouscommemorateatonementonomatopoeiablasphemous
cyka blyat
i am russian and i can break 7 american ''men'' fragile bodies before the police pull me down
>>134010127I am just tired and anxious and no, I don't share Rei's personality.No, this is hardly attention whoring since it is only a second post with a picture of Rei.>>134010263Wow, you have actually managed to do it.I think I already know all your arguments.>>134010404I like "to reminisce".Accommodation is also a good one. I like the word "epaulette", but I think it's of a french origin.
>>134010404Shitty words!The best is: MOIST!
>>134010404Recipe.
remember dudes, gif is pronounced with a hard g, not jifthats all i have to say
>>134011099thank you.
I LIKE BIG DICKS
>>134010752Your irony is fucked. Your manner of writing is also fucked. Reifag as he is.
>>134011223under shkonka, rooster
>>134011387You've been very helpful pointing out mistakes.
>>134011399>134011223>under shkonka, roosterNo I won't!
>>134011498You are welcome
>>134011669Sure I am.
dudes, do you want to see my sausage?
>>134011818I prefer not processed (minced) meat.
>>134011818>dudes, do you want to see my sausage?Yes! What kind of meat is it?
Guys, you are far too clever to ever believe in this peace.
Yo, subhuman slavs. American nigger 4channer here for at Russian chan for the first time ever. Can you point me to your /g/ (technology) board and /r9k/ board? I assume /pol/ is actually /po/ this time.
>>134011947No.
>>134011947is it true in america they lynch niggers?
>>134012113Not these days. Years of indoctrination has made America almost as afraid of being racist as the contemporary Germans are. Not only are blacks treated more or less equally as other races are, but in some cases like affirmative action (hiring someone for a job or admitting them to a university just for being a racial minority) they are treated better.But we fuck it up by being more violent and criminal than other races and being completely unselfware about this—hence Black Lives Matter's complete dominance in the media. But there are plenty of Americans sick of our shit who want the race war nao.But no, no lynchings yet.
>>134011099I wish this were actually true. I said it that way for years last decade.>>134010806Well memed. But no, the -oist words like "hoist" and "foist" are actually decent. I think these are the shitty words:- Diversity- Inclusive- Marginalized- Community- SystemicI could go on.>>134010752Good taste.>>134010472I don't doubt it.>>134008577Advanced English allows you to execute salutations more colorfully. Example: "Ay yo wuddup nigga, what's good?"
>>134013017I'm from Chicago. AMA.>>134011947Please answer the question? Didn't mean to offend you.Specifically, I'd like to visit one of your desktop threads.
I don't luke Russian government and for me arrive pativenn and say MOLODOY CHELOVEK SADIT'ES NA BUTILKU. And i'm not against.
>>134013151>Advanced English allows you to execute salutations more colorfully. Example: "Ay yo wuddup nigga, what's good?"My favorite greeting is this>Word, fam. Whatcha been up to. (or 10 Ways to Say Hi So Nobody Understands Anything)
>>134010969did you mean receipta wordy way to say receive, like thisI've received your letter -> I am in ye receipt o' thy lett epistle
lets watch my degrading of speaking language that i studied four years agoplease dudes correct my mistakes
>>134015417okay here we go>Let's see how bad my English skills have deteriorated. The last time I got my hands on it was four years ago.
>>134011947Prove you're not that shitty troll.Sup /b/ with date and your american passport or GTFO.
>>134015708so can you tell me how can i re-learn english just for talking?
>>134016249Do exactly what you did when learning English for the first time, isn't it obvious?
Ни разу не видел тредов русского языка на 4чане. Вы ебанутые?
>>133995451 (OP)}{EЛЛО ЕВРИБАДИ)
>>134016359but it's really boring, i tried for many times (~5-6) and always i dropped it
>>134016548I created a few back in the day, but they all came down to politics/history bullshit.
>>133995451 (OP)Powel nahui, padla. Kak tebe takoe?
>>133997544I say it like "wut".>>133997872Thick ass Russkie accent, but intelligble nevertheless.>>133997960I don't know which sentences that you have been using these words in. :^)>>133998113ikr>>134015049"Word" isn't a greeting word. You use it as a reply. Like if someone says, "Yeah, I've been doing fine." You say "Word." It's synonymous with "Cool" in this usage."Imma go to the store and pick you up some candy." "Word.">>134015417>>134015708Very nice rewording.>>134016012Any way to do this with less effort, or nah?>>134016249Go to the English parts of YouTube and have conversations with people in the video by playing and pausing whenever they say something.
>>134016936I'm bored of one girl that liked to ignore me (considering that we regularly kissing and she's doesn't mind)I think that i need to take more friends and contacts with people around me but i dont know how to do it
>>134017565>Any way to do this with less effort, or nah?Basically, anything that'll prove your nationality.Except shit that can be bought, flags and stuff, you know.
>>134017565>"Word" isn't a greeting word. You use it as a reply. Like if someone says, "Yeah, I've been doing fine." You say "Word." It's synonymous with "Cool" in this usage. "Imma go to the store and pick you up some candy." "Word."Don't you make me give you the link to the article on urbandictionaryhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Word&defid=41592>3) can be used as a greeting, hey whats upHow it came about: what's up -> word up -> word
Im zink it useless thread, go to bikk web and spik in inglish lenguch there, spik in rusi here. ZOG!
>>134017565>Very nice rewording.His sentence was so bad I had to rephrase it. I don't think he actually wanted us to watch his speaking skills degrade.
>>13401756>>134017983I recognize word up. Never heard anyone say straight up "Word" before though. There are regional differences, of course. It's probably an east coast thing.>>134017804If I find my camera before I go, I'll snap my ID with timestamp, if anyone really cares that much about proving my American status.>>134018129Terrible, troll.>>134018168I wouldn't say terrible. I understood what he meant before you corrected it, but he definitely would never fool anyone into thinking he was a native speaker.
>>134018531Ima not troll, Ima ork. Fil diference umi!
I don't know why, but I like when men speak with British accent, but when women do it I get annoyed. I'm like "You posh bitch, speak American, will ya".
>>134018531It seems you're actually from America. So tell us how you got there, at what age, what's your job, etc.
>>133997872You sound like fucking Indian. Either improve it to be more natural or don't even try and sound Russian.
>>134019026did you write it like this on purpose
>>133996985> what's the English for грузчик?I suppose that's "porter".
>>134019094I was born here. I'm a black guy from Chicago. I'm in Portland, OR right now for college, but working as a dishwasher until the summer ends.>>134018870There isn't just one British accent. You must mean dudes who speak like Tom Hiddleston.>>134019104Nah, he doesn't sound poo. He sounds Russian. Unfortunately, it seems the tough big guy Russian accent is just a meme and you all actually sound as pathetic as Germans.
Как обычно, руснявое говно выёбывается своим ПРОИЗНОШЕНИЕМ. Ничего нового для подобных тредов.
>>134019951How did you find 2ch? Can you speak Russian?
>>134020441I was going down the list of chans here:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/List_of_*chan_boardsI wanted to see you all's technology board to see what Russian desktop threads look like. I came to /b/ for some reason and this thread just so happened to be up.I can't speak Russian but I can read Cyrillic well enough. I studied the revolutionary periods under Alexander II last schoolyear for fun and was considering learning Russian so I could read the manifestoes in the original language, but I've since lost interest.Can you point me to where I can find desktop threads, or the technology board?
>>134019951It's not a meme, you dickhead, it's the Russian sounds. If you don't try at all and just read the English words (for example written in Cyrillic), you so sound like a typical Russian. However if you do try, but not hard enough, it sounds shitty
want to talk about hobbiescan you tell me pls about your one?also correct my mistakes pls
>>134020927If only you all sounded like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xks7xtwhRY8That's an accent I could get behind. No offense to vocaroo guy but he sounds silly in comparison.>>134021128I played video games until recently. Cucks and Jews have ruined them now. Now I browse 4chan and learn how to protect myself from the oncoming shitstorm.
>>134021375As I said we do sound like this guy, if we don't try
Hi. sorry for my bad English
>>134019951>black guyIt's nigger in Russian
>>134021375uh, i'm thinking about snowboard and alpinism but i heard that its VERY hard to start well.wanna be an interesting guy but i dont know how to find people which can become my friends.
>>134022045I already beat you to it, fam. >>134011947
>>134022202You can start posting snowboarding threads in your sports board, and when it gains enough traction, you can request a meetup for people in your area to go boarding together. But first, you should maybe make sure you're an actual snowboarder already.
blyad, i need to find something to doit is really boring to fucking play fucking games, especially when your friends doing fucking nothing
