ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>135957741 (OP)Англицки на уровне 8-го класса, написал бы что получше
>>135958002too good for me
>>135957741 (OP)>There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you wantТогда смысл этого треда? Никто же на забугорском пиздить не будет.
>>135957741 (OP)The guide how not to fail your first job interview in English is requested.
>>135958422Смотря какая работа жеж. Если порно-индустрия, то там зафейлить с нормальным телом анриал.
is it platinum thread?
>>135958463IT
>>135957741 (OP)Fuk dat shiiit!
>>135958493>is it plaLOL
Bloody hell ya all wankas here.
Please don't forget to ring me when you _______ home. 1 will get 2 get 3 are going to get 4 are getting
>>135958564Бля, ну это уже посложнее, ну кароче, говори, что ты дохуя прогер и вообще все сосут хуи, а ты ахуенен. Базарю, сработает. тебя выгонят
>>135958463Well, it's not really a JOB interview, more like UNIVERSITY interview, so everything I'll need to do is speak in a right way.
>>135958422What do you see yourself in 5 years?Sell me this pen.
>>135958673Go fuck yo self
ХУЛИ ВЫ ПО АНГЛИЙСКИ ПИШЕТЕ? ЭТО РУССКАЯ БОРДА, ПИШИТЕ ПО РУССКИЙ! УВАЖАЙТЕ СВОЙ ЯЗЫК
>>1359586442, obviously zhe
>>135958717> ЭТО РУССКАЯ БОРДА,>Admin is nigger>server in america>domen are Honk Kong>Russians are hated and humiliatedLOOOOOOL
>>135958704Buy this pen or I'll punch you in the throat.
>>135958714>yo selfФикси или пидораха.
>>135958761Why?
>>135958788Когда Абу негром-то стал?
>>135957741 (OP)roll
>>135958002Here is da sauce http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
>>135958799
>>135958839А как ещё ХАЧ написать? один хуй же нации говнав сортах лучше не разбираться
>>135957741 (OP)Dis is shit. Fug diz
It's a great place to live apart from the increasing volume of _______ that passes under my window every day. traffic vehicles circulation transport
>>135958802That's what my inner voice says.
>>135959174>obviously
>>135959154Both "traffic" and "vehicles" are fine in this context. I'd go with the first one but that's just a matter of preference.
>>135958111Newfags are also welcome here. Tell us your life story.
>>135959154Оп-хуй создал тред, чтобы мы помогли ему сделать домашку?
>>135959307You are wrong. Traffic cant "pass" under the window. vehicles can
>>135959154We ain't doin' ur ege tasks here mate.
>>135957741 (OP)Слышь, Обама, бля, обязьяна, это русская борда нах, пиздуй отсюда в свою пиндосию епта, пидоры нам тут не нужны. Сука, пойду накачу. РОССИЯ ВПЕРЕД!
>>135958422If you apply for an IT job, nobody is really going to care about your grammar and vocabulary. You just need to be able to express yourself. You can talk only in present simple, really, nobody cares.5 year in IT, fag
>>135959551Такi це не ваш форум, хлопець.
>>135959523This is approximately equivalent to the KET exam, not EG.
>>135959516Google "volume of traffic that passes" then "volume of vehicles that passes." There are enough results for both queries.
>>135960129Well this is the KET exam question and right answer is vehicles. I just guessed why.
>>135960375There's a discussion about it here https://www.usingenglish.com/forum/threads/118634-increasing-volume-of-____They say "traffic" is correct and "vehicles" is acceptable.
>>135961032Yeeah, i guess "traffic" is more correct. "vehicles" is countable and "traffic" is uncountable. So after "volume of ..." uncountable is more appropriate.
I am sure I would have regretted it if I _______ to take the job. would agree did agree had agreed would have agreed
>>135961464had agreed
>>135961464will has should had being agreeded
>>135962004Correct.
>>135957741 (OP)пошьёль няхюй
This is easy oneSoldiers have been sent in to try to restore _______ in the area. harmony order regulation organisation
>>135962484order
итт /б осваивает гугл транслит
>>135962603It's "translAte"
>>135957741 (OP)Джамп даун он дик, битч. Иф ай вонт врайтинг он рашн - ай врайт он рашн ленгвич.
>>135962576rightThis is tricky one The teacher asked if _______ to bring our textbooks to class. had we all remembered all we had remembered we had all remembered had all we remembered
>>135958582LOL - Laughing of LOL
>>135958644ring ring ring ring...
>>135962783You're LOL
>>135962769we had all rememberedvkatilsya in this trade
>>135962955Learn memes in order not to be butthurts.
>>1359627692
>>135962426Are you fucking testing me or what?
Ебаные мартыханы пытаются мимикрировать под пиндосов. Проигрываб с даунов.
>>135963202Програв з москаля.
>>135963202تذهب اللعنة
>>135963148Why not?>>135963009>>135963082Why?
Hey this is some advanced grammar shit, anyone?He walked the streets till it ___ dark.A) becomesB) has becomeC) had becomeD) became
>>135963202Лучше мимикрировать под пиндоса чем быть русичем.
>>135963444>D) became
>>135963444became второй класс, плиз
>>135963444>advanced
>>135962814BANANA
>>135963429cause it's the right answer
>>135963429>Why?idk, third just sounds right to me
If you'd been a dog, they ___ you at birth.A) would drownB) would have drownC) would be drowningD) would have been drowning
>>135963714would have drown
>>135963533phone!
I want you to know he ___ back.A) is not comingB) won't be comingC) won't comeD) doesing not are comed
>>135963714Ты же знаешь, что drawn — это первая форма, right?
>>135963759"would have drowned," yeah. There's a typo.
>>135963811Чисто от контекста зависит, может подходить все, кроме последнего, конечно.
>>135963811>C) won't come
Hello gays, Im from Ukraina, my name are Islam, i wont to sex with super girls.)))))))))))))))))))))000)
>>135963811Это уже действительно похоже на чью-то домашку.
>>135963811По-разному можно сказать.
Hi, how are you doing, anon?
>>135963944Looks more like some Radiohead lyrics.
>>135963987What*
>>135957741 (OP)хуесосный тред. сажи и репорт.
Still there's no ___ in letting it go to waste.A) meaningB) purposeC) pointD) reason
>>135964175>C) point
>>135964175Правильные ответы хоть говори, Пидор.
>>135964175Ты заебал цитировать Радиохэд.
Ебал в рот пиндошек))))
TranslateThis House is not are Home.
If you think this is over, then you're ___.A) incorrectB) mistakenC) fucked-upD) wrong
>>135964435Hui sasi. B
>>135964435Ай чёто изи и без изюминки, иди нахуй.
>>135964435вась, просто загугли гдз, заебал
We've got heads on sticks, you've got _______.A) helicoptersB) ventriloquistsC) pretty patternsD) barn doors
>>135964708b
>>135964835Yeah.
What is your only friend papering when you're in trouble with her?A) window panesB) flying planesC) cherry cakesD) foamy lakes
>>135957741 (OP)How to learn your language as soon as possible?
>>135965454Если серьёзно то лучший способ максимально быстро выучить английский это поехать в англоговорящию страну. Это было уже много раз доказано. А если так то это какие курсы от универов. Смотри самые топовые и иди.
>>135965454Выучиваешь базовую грамматику (как минимум порядок слов в предложении и части речи), выучиваешь где-то 2-3 тысячи самых используемых слов (гугли Oxford 3000 или что-нибудь наподобие). После этого смотришь фильмы/сериалы/ролики на ютубе с английскими субтитрами, читаешь новости/книги/борды на английском, в-общем потребляй любой контент, лишь бы на английском и не в напряг было. При этом переводи незнакомые слова, в гугле/мультитране, чекая значение в англоязычных словарях типа Оксфорда/Кембриджа. После того, как начнёшь понимать 80-90% написанного, учишь уже более углублённую грамматику. А дальше в зависимости от цели: хочешь разговаривать как бог - разговаривай с нейтивами; хочешь всё понимать на слух - смотришь любой контент, но уже без субтитров, параллельно выучивая все незнакомые слова ну и т.п. в таком духе.
>>135965795>>135967184>writing all this in Russian
>>135967345ЭЭЭ? Чувак стал спрашивать как выучить АНГЛИЙСКИЙ. Отвечать ему на английском это сорт оф издевательство.
>>135957741 (OP)What's up, nasty fuckers! I'm back and I'm full of energy. Now is the best time to talk dirty to me. Gimme some filth!
>>135967507Read the rules faggot.
>>135967617> I'm back and I'm full of enLol
>>135967668>rules
>>135967668>rulesHuyules. Fuck the police.
>>135967693Are you going to talk dirty to me? If not then fuck off, I don't have time for your shit.
>>135968075Why u wanna tal dirty? are u a nigger?
>>135968075Fuck you bitch, suck a brick.
>>135968151> fuck off, I don't have time for your shit.
>>135968213That's not dirty that's just childish. Come on, make some fucking effort.
>>135968248Why are wasting your time on harkach then?
sage
>>135968441>are youfix
>>1359614641. One doesn't use "would" in the "if" part. Except when one makes a request to another person, then it is possible to use it.2. The first part of the sentence gives us a cue that the person speaks about the past, therefore the choice should be "had agreed".
>>135968441What did you not understand the first time you knobhead?
>>135968878А вот и c1 к нам на огонёk заглянул. The teacher asked if _______ to bring our textbooks to class. had we all remembered all we had remembered we had all remembered had all we remembered
>>135968898I didn't understand that you are inbred moron. Now I understand this, thank you.
>>135969474That's not exactly the kind of dirty talk I wanted, but it'll do.
>>135969414"we had all remembered" cause sequence of tenses.
>>135967617Talk-dirty-to-me fag in thread, I'm calm.
>>135970232Stop googling pls This meat is beautifully _______ - what recipe did you use? gentle tender mild soft
>>135970475Hey I've seen this one before. The answer is tender.
Ama rolling in this thread
Abu, replace dickapcha!
Vladimir Putin good man,Politic, leader and figter,Our president country liftedRussia Putin no betrayed!
>>135979408Whoever can't afford to buy a passcode must suffer.
>>135959856Lost my shit
>>135979581Thanks, Abu!Спасибо, Абу!Абу благословил этот пост.
>>135957741 (OP)This is how you ought to say 'through'. You're welcome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvu-A1JEIrw
>>135979739>thoughTRIGGERED
>>135979929Fug :DDDD>>135957741 (OP)
What an interesting language. You should put every word in proper place, like a constructor. Not like Russian, when you can put any word almost wherever you want.
>>135980263Put his words to you on the cheek, verify.
>>135980440Google Translate is strong with this one.
>>135980263Не всегда далеко любое в русском поставить слово можешь в любое место ты.
Hey guys, I'm from Portugal. I always come here to get images. Btw thanks for helping us with the fires. European Union is killed.
Hello, faggots. I'm practicing my English so I can mimic as a white european master race on 4chan. I would like to make my grammar mistakes and phrase constructions different from a typical slavshit.Any specific suggestions? What are the common mistakes that help our white masters to see slavshit in my texts?
>>135990256I don't even know what to say. Learn the language.By the way, here's how someone with a better command of English would have put your post:> Hello, lords.> I'm practicing my English to be able to pose as a white European on 4chan. I'd like to make my grammar and wording mistakes different from those of a typical Rusky.> Any specific suggestions? What are the common mistakes that help our white masters recognize me to be Rusky?
>>135989044>is killed
you've been visited by pidorashka the englishmanyour english skill will be improved, but only if you wish me good luck
>>135991674Fuck you.
I'm from France. Where is the FRENCH TREAD?
>>135991781Nobody cares about frog eaters.
>>135991826Except your mom who likes sucking cocks for free
>>135957741 (OP)Thank you, AbuAbu has prayed this post.
>>135991923>prayedThis post has been blessed by Abu
>>135992035Lol nice tralled
>>135992066>Lol nice tralledYou got trolled, not me
Privet, anglichyane. Kak vashi dela, peedori?
Shittiest thread to ever appear on /b/.
will fuck for greencard
>>135957936ppssssssssss
Roll
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