Теперь это Русский тред

And what about we will speak there?

>>161136958
About anything, what makes you sad.

English/Chinese translator ITT

>>161136810 (OP)
Well, OP, your english is pretty bad. I mean you can't even put words in the right order.

>>161137179
Why western people names chineese 'mandarin'? Does it because of fruits?

>>161137262
I know. But now i want just write in english without painful correcting every word in syntaxys. For feel of free conversation.

>>161137315
It shouldn't fuck you.
>>161137096
You're pretty pathetic to look at. Kinda makes me sad.
>>161137415
Try to think out what you are fucking gonna write before actually posting it.

>>161137702
Why you so brutal? There not place where a lot of girls, that they waiting, how you show your alpha skills. Be patient, there all are your friends.

This thread is only chance to speak foreing language, because i have no money for travel to Britain, or get visa. Sad but true.

The Bump.

>>161137903
One's IQ lowers dramatically while reading what you just wrote.
I am not a fucking English expert myself and I clearly see it, but you should've learned at least the most basic rules before starting a thread. Your shit doesn't make any sense, you just use English words and build your sentences exactly like they would've been made in Russian.
Just open native-english.ru and look through the rules, it won't take you long.

Im 17 lvl kun, and I speak english as my 2nd native language. Well, its because ive been talking it since i was 5 , so its super easy for me.

>>161137903
Sorry, but this is kind of painful to read. I can barely understand what you are trying to say. You really should consider learning the language at least a bit. Watch videos, read books and articles, play non-translated games. Everything helps.

>>161137315
No, it is not named before a fruit. Because "mandarin" in russian is "tangerine" in english. Just think about this: why would ANYONE name a chinese dialect with a russian fruit name? That's just nonsense.

This thread is going down to abyss dramatically fast

>>161138365
Well, what else did you expect from an imageboard for schoolboys? English is clearly too hard for them.

>>161138305
Nothing to be proud of. English actually is a super easy language to learn. I've been studying it for nearly 10 months now and I can see that it's one of the most easiest things in the world. I wish Japanese or Chinese were as easy as English is.

>>161138425
Nobody learns it in here, because nobody even conciders going abroad, being too poor for that. So english in russia - is more like PLATINUM LUX VIP class priviledge, instead of neccessarity

I've been это какое время?

Maybe rename it to ENGLISH MEMES THREAD? ill start

>>161138536
At the very minimum, English is extremely convenient to know because of the great amount of content on the internet. You can't find lots of things in runet. Runet honestly sucks ass.

>>161138605
Present perfect.
NO RUSSIAN HERE YOU FUCKING HERETIC

>>161138218
>>161138319
Sorry, but i should have practice.

>>161138605
время завалить ебальник

>>161138635
Get the fuck out of here you stupid retarded piece of shit. Don't forget to do your fucking homework.

>>161138738
Ur little butthole made boom or smth? Begone fucktard

>>161138741
Sonic himself is practically an anime.

>>161138536
You know, going abroad is not the only reason to learn foreign languages. For example, some people learn japanese not because they are going to visit Japan, but just to watch anime without subtitles / read VNs/LNs/manga without translation.

English in this respect is wonderful. Knowing it, you get access to almost infinite amount of content. You can read books (especially computer science ones) without having to wait for translation for years (a bad one on top of that); YouTube is, like, monopolized with english videos. And so on.

So yeah, knowing english is pretty nice.

>>161138782
Another shitty brain-damaged kid with retarded memes is not welcome here. Go to your favorite vk public, you fit there perfectly.

I love french language moret. Partically because french has more russian-likely sentense structores.

>>161138961
But they all sound so GAY.

>>161138919
Cant your ass handle such high-level memerinos, or are you just so loyal to russian memes? Looks like the beginning of meme-holy war now.

>>161139003
But female-speakers are so cute and sensitive.

Vsem privet

>>161139070
Because theyre traps.
So its even more gay

>>161139113
Are you british?

>>161139004
Yeah, right. People are trying to have somewhat meaningful conversations, and you just come here to offtop and say that you are the coolest guy around, and everyone else is stupid.

>>161139142
Da, ya from Anglya. A you?

>>161136810 (OP)
Why dont tell? It is funny. Tell everyone!

>>161139197
No im not, thanks for asking. Want some tea?

>>161139243
> Want some tea?
A couple of semen glasses would be much appreciated, thanks.

>>161138789
No, he isn't

>>161139282
I am Semen. Its my name. Why you want me.

>>161139282
WARM GLASS OF NUT, U MEAN?

>>161139342
At least ure not serGAY or GAYORGY

>>161139327
He's a super fucking fast blue colored hedgehog with stupidly wide and big eyes, plus he was made in Japan. That's firmly proofs my point here, Sonic is a fucking anime.

>>161139450
> proves

>>161139450
He hasnt said a single - 'nya'. Doesnt count then.

>>161139483
#triggered

ASS WE CAN

>>161139631
Boy next door

>>161139499
'No way!' means 'nya' in Japanese and Sonic was shouting 'no way, Eggman!' (нет пути, Яйкин!) in every fucking game where he had voice. Checkmate.

>>161139668
fucking prooral from yaykin

>>161139725

>>161138218
>would've been made
What is it? Passive Future Perfect Continious?

>>161138319
>Everything helps.
Why predent, not future?

>>161140154
Because "everything helps" in general, not in the future, of course.

>>161139913
Ohuennaya bula igra!

>>161140003
It would have been better if you didn't show up here - было бы лучше, если бы не появлися тут
You shouldn't have stolen that shit - тебе не надо было красть то дерьмо

>>161140436
Yeah. I've been thinking on replaying it, lately.

>>161138531
why do u want to study japanese? anime?

>>161140746
Because I live nearby. We even have the same time zone here and I've been to Japan multiple times since I was a kid and I liked it there a lot.

>>161140864
and how was there?

>>161140950
Awesome. I didn't get to see Tokyo though, spent all time in Nagoya.

>>161141017
saw nekogirls there?

>>161141195
Nope, none of them.
Haven't been to a maid-cafe.

>>161141419
Were there any 1000-years-old lolis? Or otaku and white-collars only?

>>161140512
So what is the tence?
And how your example correlate with >>161138218? I think this posts have different interpretations.

>>161141419
>maid-cafe.
kek, I, haven't knew about that

>>161141670
> like they would've been made in Russian
It's a mistake.
The correct way of saying that is: as if they were written/made in Russian.
I think so at least.

>>161141876
Why not have written?

>>161142559
excuce me, being have written