U r a cuckold.

>>185987495
wat
what made you write that

>>185987438 (OP)
I fuckd ur mother and shes good

>>185987642
I did it because your mother will became a sexwife if this thread will not reach 200 posts. Hue hue just kidding https://2ch.pm/b/res/185982049.html#185987393

>>185987556
>>185987670
Вообще занятно что огромное количество юмора построено на игре слов.
Сначала ты недоумеваешь, поскольку чего то не понимаешь.
Потом ты проигрываешь, поскольку находишь это чем то смешным.
А потом тебя это заебывает, и ты ищешь годные шутеечки в которых есть хоть какой то смысл, помимо

>>185988336
post what made you laugh

>>185987712
Какие же американцы дегенераты пиздец просто

>>185988992
still richer than commies

bamp

>>185987965
Смотрю на это и вижу просто буквы. Ну ни хрена не понемаю

>>185987438 (OP)
bump

Hello Anonim!
I talk english. Is you too?

>>185988336
>Вообще занятно что огромное количество юмора построено на игре слов.

Ещё шутки на основе отсутствия родов, тоже довольно большой пласт у них там.

>>185992339
how much watches?

>>185993401
Is one hour after midnight

Olds is here?

>>185987495
Yes, ofc. And u ?

>>185988036
Nope, sorry

>>185992339
Speak English

>>185993589
OldS ARE

>>185993589
are there, stooopid redneck

Вообще ничего не понимаю

Who else in England also knows like pizza boy ?

>>185993729
Yungen ?

>>185993741
Right !

Turn right.
U r right.

>>185993689
ARE HERE(ТУТ)/THERE(ТАМ), silly rabbit

OP is a dickhead, so wasteman. My penis unbreakable tonight.

Эти треды - это троллинг тупостью или вы на полном серьёзе высираете эту хуйню?

>>185993829
Here (прямо тут, конкретное место), there (тут но хз где точно), u loose that shit.

>>185993974
Faggot, is u ?
What's ur name ?

Are there some sissy baby's ? I would play!

>>185993987
Should You say here (olds are here in this tread) or olds are there in that tread?

Still young, still here go waves ugh
Fuck fifty shades, man I stay dark. Come true all black Darth Vader !

>>185994228
No places. Just there, u have to check the mems' lor.

Fuck you. English is a disgusting pigs language, here we post only in great russian language

>>185994314
And are u pretty ?

>>185994353
But ur post uses en lng, u know.

>>185994313
Btw, I hate this meme, It is the most govnyanyi meme ever

>>185994355
You will be tickled pink

>>185994381
Otherwise eng speaking pigs wont understand me

>>185994386
Too think. Clearly say, it was created in my mind five minutes before. U right, at start, u right now.

>>185994511
OMEGALUL
U are nice.

>>185994353
...on Russian (language), stupid russian swine

Hej, kurwas, wussup?
Lets talk

>>185994353
И ты ебло, если ставишь пренадлежность(disgusting pig’s), нахуй тебе неопределенный артикль (a)?

>>185994615
Бля, да, проебался немного

Right. Hi.

>>185987438 (OP)
> ENGLISH
Нахуй нужен этот язык говна?

>>185994878
Hi, how about i shit in you mouth?

>>185994908
Not before I shit in yours, школьник ебаный.

>>185994832
What's ur problem ? U wanna suck some huge dicks again ? So, just do it.

Посрал в говнотред

>>185994908
Ur welcome

>>185994897
The most relevant language ever. Russian... hasn't ever been close. So shut your fucking mouth up and get out of here

>>185994878
wasup

>>185995018
Хуелевант, почему кому-то не до пизды на это должно быть?

>>185994966
What's allows for the Jup, not allows for a bulls

>>185994705
How does it prevent you from using the indefinite article?

Good night guys, I need coding some shit, jork my little friend and after eat my loud get over bed. Clap.

>>185995062
Any thinking creature should be bothered by the relevancy of the language he speaks. Relevant language allows you to content worth consuming. It's not rocket science why should I explain such simple things

>>185994952
I dont understand why your parents did not throw you off the cliff. You're absolutely degenerative scum and mentally disabiled. Because of people like you, artists turn into dictators, and then they burn your brother in furnaces.

>>185995264
>why should I explain such simple things
why I should explain such simple things
self fix

>>185995159
>eat my loud
what

>>185995264
Launched my rocket by your cheek, check it

>>185995118

>>185995118
xe should use PIGS' or PIG'S, i guess it was PIGS'

Ladies and gentlemen
Where do you chat in English? Do you have any permanent interlocutor who speaks English?

>>185995349
>eat my load
There was some coockny slang, bruh. Goolge it if u want to see anymore.

>>185995432
>by your cheek
Learn prepositions you laughing stock

>>185995264
Мне лень расшифровывать чё ты тут написал. Короче я так и понял, единственное назначение этого языка для русского человека - на двачах писать чтобы только такие же долбоёбы из тусовки заднеприводных опущенцев с карго культом поняли. Ну как дети в школе придумывают шифр и любовные записочки передают.

>>185995491
>Do you have any permanent interlocutor who speaks English
Yeah, ur mom. She train me in english after school and then i destroy her pussy

>>185995476
Yes, you are right

>>185995615
>poooook

>>185995659
Sorry, barbarians are not allowed to my thread.
Do you want a discussion? Speak English. I'll gladly clarify my position on any point.
Otherwise, I have to ask you to leave.

You guys are totally dumb here, pretending to know english, but in reality speaking like a monkeys

>>185995796
>нот алловед
Запретишь мне?
>спеак энглисх
Ты и без этого мне отвечаешь
>и хаве то аск йоу то леаве
Хуй соси

>>185995672
why do you have to act this way?
behave yourself

>>185995796
Maybe it will be better if i break your face?

>>185995858
>english
>speaking like a monkeys
Всё верно

>>185995858
Would like some dick?

i`m newfag in english language.How i can improve my skills? I going in the language school,but we learning how to talk. I have pre-intermediate level and want to improve skills of chatting and laws of english language. In /fl/ anon advices shit

i wrote this text 10 minutes

>>185995491
bump

>>185995943
Нахуй тебе это надо? Учи реально полезный человеческий язык вроде китайского, а не расхайпленную парашу с тремя словами

>>185995943
or writed? I don`t know

>>185995878
>behave yourself
Your mom was saying exactly the same when i banged her elbow with my dickhead

>>185995874
Prohibition of everything is the way of totalitarians and tyrants. I won't prohibit your shitposting (and even if I wanted, I can't to that). But at the same time, I won't enter into discussion with you about anything serious - it's my inalienable right

>>185995943
>i wrote this text 10 minutes

Fucked bottom, put yourself into english speaking environment, EZ.

>>185996060
>elbow
Прочитал как ебло сначала и чёт подливкой так слегка труханы окропил

>>185995998
I would make space for next languages,also sometimes i learning finnish language.

>>185996079
>I can't to that
I can't do that

>>185996079
>бла бла прохибитион бла бла айм сак дик бла бла
По человечески пиши если хочешь чтобы с тобой люди разговаривали

>>185996101
Can i put my dick into your mouth environment?

>>185995998
Поговорить с иностранцами
мимо

///

>>185996101
>put yourself into english speaking environment
I`ll try,but other countries is so far for me,because i poor:(

>>185996259
When I was 15 yo batya kak by nevznachai...

>>185996246
Говно вопрос. Заходишь на форчонг в раздел /pol/ выбираешь любой тред и отвечаешь на любой пост "are there any proofs of this?" и наслаждаешься диалогом с иностранцами

>>185996178
I regret to inform you that it's my last message to you. I hope you'll come to your senses and start speaking the proper language as soon as possible

>>185996192
Sure, but will you buy me iphone?

>>185996259
Screamed at me
in the end of Burning Crusade

Bistrofix of myself, very asap, untill nobody noticed it

>>185996351
> the proper language
Я на нём с тобой говорю, eblow
И вообще я интермид по тестику в инете, но англюзек нахуй не нужен. А ты кстати пидорас, знал об этом?

>>185996246
If you poor - go and rob a store, like Sayeed

>>185996259
Your problem that you couldnt speak engrish pidorashka, true pacany was playing in eu even after opening of russian pen. Horde succ btw

>>185996549
Stocking-faggot, you?

>>185987556
заимствованное слово из французского.
В нем пиздец ебанутое произношение.

>>185996576
nuh

roses are red
violets are blue
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Пиздец это крипово выглядит. Такое ощущение что я на 4ch зашел.

>>185996539
Most common mistake of pidorashkas is using "that" where it isn't necessary. Play on EU servers more.

>>185996569
,,

>>185996602
Максимально душный язык, даже хохляцкий не такое говно

Wazup, chaps?

>>185996602
Не, тогда бы вся нулевая была заполнена оцени хуец тредами и биопроблемным говном

>>185995308
>I dont understand why your parents did not throw you off the cliff. You're an absolutely degenerative scum and mentally disabiled. Because of people like you, artists turn into dictators, and then they burn your brother in furnaces.

>>185987438 (OP)
can anyone explain OPs "pumped up kicks" joke? Is that some kind of reference?

>>185996288


Roman K:
Игорь, ты? Помнишь меня? Я твой одноклассник. Я узнал тебя по твоим шизоидным словам и высерам. А помнишь, как мы всем классом нассали тебе в кружку в третьем классе, на сладкоежке? Ты ещё выпил, облизнулся и попросил добавки. А потом тебя пришёл забирать твой отец, тот самый дворник, который на Вернадского изнасиловал собаку и получил условный срок за то, что украл плавленный сырок в магазине. Он зашёл в класс, все стали смеяться, а ты обосрался под себя от стыда, а потом сказал, что всю жизнь будешь ненавидеть дворников, но в 9м классе, когда ты пошёл на рейд, чтобы их отпиздить, то они пустили тебя по кругу, после чего тебе наложили на анус восемь швов. Как поживаешь, Игорян?
Roman K:
Igor', ty? Pomnish' menya? YA tvoy odnoklassnik. YA uznal tebya po tvoim shizoidnym slovam i vyseram. A pomnish', kak my vsem klassom nassali tebe v kruzhku v tret'yem klasse, na sladkoyezhke? Ty yeshcho vypil, obliznulsya i poprosil dobavki. A potom tebya prishol zabirat' tvoy otets, tot samyy dvornik, kotoryy na Vernadskogo iznasiloval sobaku i poluchil uslovnyy srok za to, chto ukral plavlennyy syrok v magazine. On zashol v klass, vse stali smeyat'sya, a ty obosralsya pod sebya ot styda, a potom skazal, chto vsyu zhizn' budesh' nenavidet' dvornikov, no v 9m klasse, kogda ty poshol na reyd, chtoby ikh otpizdit', to oni pustili tebya po krugu, posle chego tebe nalozhili na anus vosem' shvov. Kak pozhivayesh', Igoryan?
Развернуть
Roman K:
Igor, you? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you by your schizoid words and vysery. Do you remember how the whole class pissed you into a mug in the third grade, on a sweet tooth? You still drank, licked my lips and asked for supplements. And then your father came to take you away, the same janitor who raped a dog on Vernadsky and received a suspended sentence for stealing the processed cheese in the store. He entered the class, everyone began to laugh, and you crap under you with shame, and then said that you would hate wipers all your life, but in 9th grade, when you went to the raid to otpidd, they let you go in a circle, after which you put eight stitches on the anus. How are you doing, Igor?

>>185996602
Fap threads,fap threads everywhere

>>185996609
That budapest of craked pidorashka

>>185996727
Yeah, the song is about school shooters which is associated with the USA and their guns laws.

>>185996727
Yankee's lack of intelect, no point in it, lad.

>>185996609
It's not a mistake

Oh, here it is my long awaited English thread in his pride. I want to thank all the anons which participated in creating and supporting this one. It's a great pleasure to be here with you today and sex with a female dolphin is best carried out in shallow water, so it will be comfortable for both of you. Lay it on its side so that its belly looks at you. Lean on your elbows and lie on her stomach. With one hand, press her to yourself, and with the second, point your dick. It will bend under you and fiddle a little, but these very movements will make your posture the most comfortable. As soon as you take the desired position, the female's vagina will make several muscular contractions, then it will become rhythmic jolts to meet you. All these movements will bring so much pleasure that you will very soon reach the climax. Experienced bestiality tells that females, as a rule, always adapt to their partners. They restrain their orgasm, until the moment of its occurrence at their sexual partner.

What language do you approve of here?
Filthy united sjw pindos or glorious pakistani kingdom?

>>185996858
It is!!!! English simply never use that word in such context.

>>185996906
who is this girl and why you keep posting her

>>185996935
who is this girl and why do you keep posting her

Let's correct our gramatic mistakes!

Бля, надо бота написать, который при наличии в посте более 80% текста на английском, будет гринтекст с этим пиком лепить

>>185996924
Oh fuck of ya slave wanker, go suck the boobman.

>>185996878
Why do you post it here? Do you think this is interesting to someone you pathetic omega? Alcohol parents again beat the crap out of you, and here you are trying to assert yourself. But everyone can see what a flawed and worthless loser you are. Go jump off the roof, cocksucker xd

>>185996913
I agree that they don't use it, but it still acceptable.
If I recall correctly, you can make a mistake if you omit "that" in some cases. But it won't be a mistake if you add that if it's not necessary.

>>185996935
That's a brand new pidorashka unit .
Western sjw sissy's analog.

Stopt diese pizdetz zurzeit

>>185996958
Are you fucking serious?
The second part of the sentence isn't question, you can't add an auxiliary word there.

Want a tyanie so much, am I askin' for too much?

>>185997147
>why
>isn't question

isn't a question

>>185996912
I can't understand the British accent
woa instead of water
boa - bottle
noyt - night

So I choose American English

How to speak Australian?
I'm really fuckin' damn serious

>>185997292
An article was missed, I agree with that.
But a question word can be used as a noun, not as an auxiliary word.

>>185996829
Ahh... now the burn makes some sense. thx anon.

>>185996834
Nah, I think the previous anon nailed it, but thx anyway.

1

>>185987438 (OP)
What`s the difference between "i believe in nothing" and "i don`t believe in anything"?

>>185997476
sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥

>>185997648
Во втором вроде двойное отрицание и за это в жопу ебут

>>185997648
1 believin' in nothin' at all
2 Not believin' at anythin' but smth in particular

>>185997719
Nihuya sebe.

>>185997648
The difference between Nihilism and Atheism...:)

>>185997694
See that m8.

>>185997747
In the first case there is faith and in the second there isn`t.
>>185997768
Yes, indeed!

Who can name word untranslatable into ruskie language?

>>185997747
Not believin' in anythin'

>>185997648
There is no difference.

>>185997845
>>185997820

>>185997836
No idea how did that mistake occured.

>>185997873
No idea how was that mistake occured.

>>185997909
Are you ohuel, bitch?

>>185997832
Unsee

>>185997924
Don't response istead of me ruskie.

>>185997909
was occurred?
occured переводится как "случилась"
ты перевёл это слово в пассив, получилось что-то вроде "её случили".
Совсем ебанулся?

>>185998052
has occured

>>185998097
Зачем тут перфект то, тут речь не о результате какого-то процесса, а о факте совершения ошибки в прошлом

>>185998252
Ты заебал, я вообще нихуя не знаю, дай мне поумничать, мне кажется has надо, потому что в гугле такое чаще всего встречается, а вот c did ничего нет.

bmp
I hope the thread will be alive until sunrise

>>185998488
past simple хуярь и не выёбывайся
No idea how the mistake occurred

I want to become a girl and marry Tatarian - Spider philosophier from California. How can i do that?

>>185998590
Я его и хуярю везде всегда.

Недавно вот узнал отличие в:

1) I played the game
и
2) I have played the game

Второе употребляется тогда, когда это произошедшее имеет отношение к настоящему времени. Типа I have played the game whole morning and now i have headache.

Но блять, все равно эта ебанина тупая, из-за такой мелочи добавлять целое слово пиздец.

>>185998743
Ноу корректно

AMA ENTER THIS THREAD BOY HEY YOU MILKYFUCKER WHAT YOU SAY ME? WHAT FUCKING YOU SAY ME? AMA OMEGA? AAAAAMA OMEGA?

>>185987438 (OP)
You show me penis

I'm in the thread, guys. Meet me!

>>186000828
HEY YOU BOY WHY YOU ENTER THIS THREAD? A?

It so funny how russians cannot speak english

>>186000839
Do you think it's a bad thread to join?

>>186001170
Ты немецкий в школе учил, что ли? Так это же охуенно. Я как раз его учу, лучший язык эвер. Кстати, в чем проблема выучить английский после немецкого? Он намного проще.

>>186000912
It IS, you stupid Russian pidoraha

>>186001218
Да, я его учил в школе, но если бы мне дали выбор, то я бы учил английский, ибо сейчас это международный язык, а немецкий - язык аутистов из деревни
Я учу английский самостоятельно, пока всё относительно легко, но дальше, как мне говорили, пойдут времена глаголов и порядок прилагательных

YOU ARE LIVING ON THE 556th FLOOR OF THE BUILDING P-46
@
YESTERDAY NIGHT WAS THE SAMOSBOR. AGAIN
@
IT WAS EVEN ON YOUR FLOOR
@
YOU ARE SCARED TO GO OUT BECAUSE SOMEONE GROANS OUT OF THERE
@
IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO LIQUIDATORS WILL ARRIVE IN A TWO HOURS
@
A SMELL OF RAW MEAT IS BEGINNING TO SLIP INTO YOUR ROOM

>>185988336
А потом ты закрываешь ебальник и перестаешь строить из себя умницу на форумах без регистрации.

>>185993589
SHIT, YOU?

BUDU LI YA SCHITATSA AGLICHANENIM ESLI BUDI PISAT TAK ZHE?

>fart

То чувства, кагда панимаешь почти все, что тут пишут, но сам не можиш написать или что-то сфармулировать на английскам.

>>185987438 (OP)
HRU?

Nakatcto tred anglichan
I tut ya mogu govorit' na velikom germanskom yazike

>>186002286
If you don't speak english you're nothing in this life.
And you will never get a pussy, loser. Live with it.

>>186002514
Naah mane u ain't gonna get one cuh ur bitch ass nigga, can you dig it?
Just get lost nigga.

>>186002615
shut up

bump

>>186002628
Suck ur mum.

>>186002929
ok
u to?

>>186002939
No u.

>>186003028
mmmmmm

bump

Maybe we are should start "laught - lose" thread ?
One rule, all content must be non russian.

>>186003375
>We are should
Maybe you will learn how to use modal verbs?

>>186003874
we should start
is it?

i wanna break free
i wanna break free
i wanna break free from your lies

Show must go on
Why dont used 'Show should go on' ?

>>186004119
didnt*

>>186004231
Мне бы такой скил как у тебя
Учителей на ютабе понимаю, а подкасты где быстро говорят уже нихуя

>>186004125
isn't

>>186004231
Ну так практика нужна, а где асоциальному сычу собеседника-то найдешь. Можно попробовать с иностранцами по видеосвязи базарить или английский клуб какой-нибудь, но опять же хуй туда пойдешь, когда при попытке что-то сказать, у тебя будто речевой аппарат отключается.

>>186004404
на 4чан или любую другую порашу

>>185987438 (OP)
Блядь нахуй вам этот тред если есть фоч?

>>186004427
Говорить и писать - разные вещи.

>>186004454
Я так понял и то и то не умеет

>>186004231
vrchat с стиме
я там сидел пару месяцев
было забавно

>>186004514
нихуя себе
я как-то корейски попробовал освоить, ахуел от алфавита и забил

https://www.wattpad.com/141773361-various-horror-stories-blowfly-girl

>>186004632
и кстати, это я вчера так составил
чтобы шпоргалка перед глазами была
само предложение я даже улавливаю на слух, но не понимаю перевода некоторых слов

How much you must disrespect yourself to learn the language of desert monkeys?
So pathetic.

>>186004807
As much as you do by dividing languages into worthy and unworthy. I'm nearly fluent in English, so why not bother myself with some other tongue language?

Except for the part that I have to learn arabic in order to work, right? Army's a bitch, you know.

>>186004807
Besides, you yourself are a snownigger, so your opinion doesn't even matter.

>>186004920
Why crossing "tongue" out? I'm pretty shure I saw some natives using it like that.

>>186005066
I know, but I seldom use that besides "mother tongue" and the likes.

SON-BASKETS HERE?

>>186005142
its ok. passive usage and active usage are two completely different things to master. U just need more experience.

>>186005142
>uncapitalised i
>anything what i want
>lang
>cant
>write n speak
>in english

O o f

https://youtu.be/ESQtNJe1ToQ?t=4671
oh shi...

>>186004920
> so why not bother myself with some other language?
There is no problem with learning other languages, but people choosing to learn monkey languages always seemed to be weird to me. No offence.
>Except for the part that I have to learn arabic in order to work, right?
Okay, got you.

My english very vell. Suck my dick bitches every day. You kiss my ass to night, i fuck you tomorrow morning. I hate you all, fucking english men. Sukc my balls else i kill your family and your life is going to sheet.

>>186005264
wery vell
wery vell
fusk u

>>186005280
i will kill your mother if you don't anwer on this post.

>>186004974
Who said I am? lol
>you yourself are a snownigger
And then anon bitching about getting cuckolded by "dark-skinned machos". You cuckold yourself with your low self esteem. Pathetic.

you faking shluhen uroden. Anglishen dlya pidorasen.

>>186005457
nice pic
its not for me

>>186005503
Filthy melkobukva.

>>186005540
well?

where tf can i find an english-speaking partner, who would assist me in my attempts in building a voice conversation (for free)?

>>186005660
i'm just about to leaving

>>186005373
what

>>185987438 (OP)
Нахуй пошли отсюда французы ебучие! Это русская борда! ПОШЛИ ОТСЮДА СУКИ!

>>186005747
fuck you abu

>>185996728
>licked my lips
Really my? Not yours?
Oh..You've just projected on yourslef, it was you, who got the mug of piss..

Спасибо, зашел в тред, глаза вытекли нахуй. Вот оно - поколение умственно отсталых даунов, выучивших английский по твичу, выстраивающие предложения на уровне второклассников сельской школы (в которой они уроки английского благополучно и проебывали, убегая домой смотреть форсена)

>>186005806
I'm just writing message for you. You dont doing this. Fuck you ashole

>>185987438 (OP)
В /fl
Почемк не языков тред, а инглиша?

>>186004473
А это платно и нужны ли очки?

>>186005917
бесплатно
вр очки не нужны, но без них не сможешь делать всякие приколюхи

>>186005806
Your opinion was extremly important for us, please obtekai.

Lol. I learning a English for 10 years, and i can speek free, but this anonims so stupid and the idiot.

>>185987438 (OP)
Tod' to je češckoho jezika tred.

>>186005974
why say much words if few do a deal rly?

>>186005806
>>186005747
Monkey language speakers are two blocks down.

>>186005974
Мои соболезнования.

Хеллоу, май литл френдс. Как слипинг, братишки?

>>186006030
Wat? I hadn't understand.

>>186006049
абсолютли

>>186006049
>9 am
>sleeping

>>186006068
Dat english lanuage fella, dat how we speak there

>>186006091
>are there any olds here?*

>>186006158
operatively

So
What do you think about the Russia?

Это языков тред?

Is this language tred?

Ada sı čiben tred?

To je jeziků tred?

Et ello lingui tred?

Це мов тред?

Είναι ένας θεσμός των γλωσσών;

>>186006249
>tred
at voice

>>186006249
Tako je

>>186006249
Итс инглишь тред, ОП таки кок.

>>186006235
Shitty country with pedorashki instead of humans.

>>186006260
Больше тебя ничего не смущает?

>>186006249
Nihongo wa doko desu ka?

>>185995659
Схоронил, идеально расписал

>>186006276
* Ano, tako je

>>186006301
hmmm
i dont know

>>186006304
Иероглифы законом запрещены?

>>185995659
Кратко, по сути. Схоронил.

У меня лютый бугурт от слов вроде SLOTH ИЛИ THOROUGH ИЛИ LOATH.

Ну повторив вслух 3 раза я могу это правильно произнести, но вот с наскоку в простом предложении всегда запинаюсь блядь.

А щас еще вспомнил, что loath это нихуя не "ненавидеть" и понял, что я не знаю перевод, лол.

БЛЯДЬ!

English will be destroyed at Russia coming soon
Screen me

>>186006354
日本語はどこですか

>>186006382
You simply are the autistic.

>>186006403
>English will be destroyed at Russia coming soon
>Screen me
Ю ступид даун, гоу нахуй.

>>186006454
ahaha
russian monkey

A kak vam takoy angliyskiy, ebanye kojanye meshki?

Who speaks Hebrew, goyim?

>>186006443
И от тебя бугурт тоже, нахуй ты там ЗЕ поставил, уеба?

>>186006403

English language is currently destroyed in russia, well, at least your message is quite a proof to that. I bet you are a damn pleb from some god forgotten crappy russian province, yes?

>>186006523
Я уразумлю несколько слов на украiнском, это подойдет?

>>186006577
Because i just do what i want. What are you do to me?

>>185987438 (OP)
Et qui latin liquit est?

>>185997344
> I can't understand the British accent
> woa instead of water
> boa - bottle
> noyt - night

> So I choose American English

Have you ever considered learning the RP accent instead of hoodies' tongue? They don't use glottal stops and all that shit in it. Anyway, it doesn't work like this, you still have to understand different accents in order to master the language.

>>186006622
Kanji は forbidden ですか

>>186006382

Man, I was like you once, the main thing about all this shit is to be able to pronounce sound "th". Go watch some guides on youtube, actualy, all you need to do is to put your toung between your teeth and thats all. There are two tipes of this sound, and it's very easy to pronounce if you train on words like "teeth" for one tipe, and on words like "thou" and "This" for another. Go check youtube, i've managed to be able to speak like a fucking god after learning this damn sound.

>>186006868
> to pronounce sound "th"
Sometimes it's not even required. Iirc, in some assents like cockney it legitly sounds like 'f' and 'v'.

>>186007017
> assents
> ss
Oh fuck.

>>186006868

Just remembered that "tong" is actualy written like "tongue". Damn those rules of ending words.

Self fix

>>186006868
Вот это то как раз понятно.
Но вот произнеси teeth или thou, а следом произнеси sloth.

Первый два получаются гладко и достаточно просто. А последний как будто из двух слогов состоит, произнести его четко и без запинок ну очень сложно, после звука между О и А (я хз как значок транскрипции написать лол) этот самый "th" вообще нереально произнести.

>>186006768
What?

>>18600694
Sumimasen watasi wa nihon go hanasimasen
English maybe?

>>186007017

If you want to learn, it's not a wise decision to delve into the accents and all this shit. First you need to solidify your basic english, and even that is not an easy task for some people.

>>186006944

>>186007248

>>186007106

I've tryed saying this and got no problems with it. Just use soft "th" it sounds perfectly fine.