Welcome to the only and one official English thread!What we have here:- discussions about anything in English- learning tips and tricks- questions & answers about grammar and word usageWhat we don't have here:- shitstorms about politics and history- pointing out mistakes without being asked to- trash messages like "fak ur mom pindos ebany"
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Kys, OP
>>133020405Know Your Shit? Thanks, I already do.
>>133020073 (OP)I eat food.
>>133020073 (OP)Hello again, i learning facking English language, in my 23. Then, i want talk with u. In facking School ive been fucked Deutsche SPrache. How many years you studying english language?
>>133020897I dont want post itt with sage.
>>133020897I've been learning (or rather in touch with) this language for 6 or 7 years. Never read any textbooks, not even the legendary Murphy. Never gotten my hands on Rosetta Stone or any other language learning programs. Basically I just post on forums, read wiki or whatever else I'm interested in, and my English improves bit by bit.
Хаха, сраный америкос))) Do you suck member?)))
>>133020073 (OP)Abama easy tyou?
>>133021368Wow, nice english. I want write as it somewhen.
>>133021368I'm awed by this. It easily tops all I've seen so far. Your adroitness is infallible, your deftness unerring! Would you be so amiable as to consent me to fellate your wally?
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I can speak at russian language like i'm <<Intellectual>> , you know, not like redneck. But how can i learn to speak like that on English? Maybe I should read books of English writers, so advise me something.
проиграл с мамкиных воннаби, подписался буду угарать с вашего онглиского
>>133023885Posting on forums is much more efficient and takes less time.
>2016>being proud of knowing English like it's not a basic skillI'm just gonna take a quick piss on your stupid heads, don't mind if I do.
>>133025139>first person to show up here who speaks more or less decent English>such an assholeshame
>>133025420Huicov naverni, bydło.
>>133025420>decent EnglishYou're such a gullible jerk, Jesus. First you see all his "gonnas" and "outtas" and then you start thinking that he probably has that "decent English", lol. And not even close.
>>133025512There's nothing wrong with gonna, it's like чё/что or щас/сейчас. The next thing you tell me is that you always say/write что and чё is for plebs.
>>133026325Whatta say hotel?
>>133026481Replied to the wrong post. It's all because of you.>>133026325 -> >>133026067
>>133026067>",That's how a comma in the wrong place can give you away as a rusky immediately.
BUMP cyka take off already
>>133026743I'll never get used to that shit (though I'm not rusky or cockhole).>>133026325Except for the fact that a person who uses "чё" and "щас" is most likely to be a typical bydlo.
hi, sweety hoes! normalno bazaryu?
>>133027287Good morning.Zaebis, krasava.
>>133027042That's colloquial speech, there's nothing bydlo-esque about it.Still, things like "it don't matter" / "ain't no way" do have a redneckish sound to them.
>>133025512lick the dick, bumpkin
America super, Obama cool, now daite me vizy in United States, please.
>>133027818you are talk on english bad, you not come america
>>133027896Your english is more bad, fuck off.
>>133027896Please!!! Putin kill me!!!
>>133027986What does the?"fuck off" mean?
>>133027986It's "more badder", dumb fucktard.
>>133027986I could have put it as something along the lines of "Your English is too bad. We're not letting you in the US, ever" but who cares anyway.
>>133020073 (OP)Добро пожаловать в единственный и неповторимый официальный английский тред!Что тут у нас:- обсуждение чего-угодно на английском- обучение советам и приёмам- вопросы и ответы по грамматике и использованию словЧего у нас тут нет:- шитсторм о политике и истории- тыкание в ошибки, если вас об этом не просят- бессмысленные сообщения вроде "мамку ебал факин пиндос"
>>133028488What did you mean by this?
>>133028571Что ты этим имел ввиду?
>>133028488>>133028113Why are fucking 2chers not answering for my questions?
>>133028488Care to try and translate Da Rules? The text is here http://arhivach.org/thread/162835I've got no idea how to put that "though" joke into Russian? Any suggestions?
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>>133028771Почему ёбаный 2черз не отвечаешь на мой вопрос?
How to learn speak in english? I can read and understand 80% text (100% itt), but when i try to say anything i look like stupid.
>>133028771fuck off = отъебисьyou don't need the "the" there
>>133028908>I've got no idea how to put that "though" joke into Russian?.fix
>>133024240Как можно смеяться не над невежеством, но над попытками человека чему-то научиться? Ты пидораха?
>>133029092tnxdo you now any phrases which I can use instead tnx?
>>133029369You can go with this: "I owe my deepest gratitude for the aid you have rendered to me."
The talk-dirty-to-me guy hasn't showed up for quite some while. I'm anxious.
where's everyone
>>133029941I'm fucking your mum at the moment
>>133030118Uncle Anzor, you promised you wouldn't again!
>>133031454I owe my deepest gratitude for the aid you have rendered to me.
What's up bros?
>>133031493I don't clearly understand you. I can only bump
>>133020073 (OP)Hoi m8s, wut ur talkin' 'bout?
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I am going to take TOEFL exam again in September (101 is my last score ). I want to improve my speaking before the test. Can anybody give me advice how to prepare for speaking part? Does anybody want to practise English via Skype?
>>133032569>Can anybody give me advice how to prepare for speaking part?Have you tried speaking?
>>133023885You need to expand your vocabulary. It can only be done through reading and listening, so go work on it. Overall, just try to sound like an educated adult, it'll be enough.
C'mon guys, don't be shy. You won't learn the language unless you practice. I spend my time on 4chan usually, but these threads are too rare to pass on.
>>133032569I'd like to, but I'm too shy for that.
i love suck dicks
Поясните за мерфи. Правда что это супер йоба? Сколько времени в день уделять, чем ещё заниматься параллельно? Час в день достаточно для инглиша?
>>133033970I've always been amazed by those faggots who think they can spend one hour a day memorizing some shit and be fluent in a year, or two, or ever. Man it doesn't work that way.
>>133033970>Час в день достаточно для инглиша?Нет. Ты должен практиковаться круглые сутки, если хочешь успеха. Смотреть видео, фильмы, аниме с ансабом, читать статьи разные, сёрфить борды и прочее. Сделай это частью твоего быта, и тогда язык сам впитается. Я, например, в принципе не понимаю, как бы я смог сейчас продолжать своё существование без английского.>>133033595You don't need anyone for speaking practice. Just talk to yourself. Most likely your partner will not be able to correct you anyway, so there's no actual difference.
What the fuck happend to MM huters in 7.0.3? Its fucking 3-key shit with lowest DPS in a raid now. If there are any dickheaded blizzard employee reading this thread now just know i'll fuck your fatty mom and then behead her
>>133032569>Does anybody want to practise English via Skype?Yeah, why not.I'm pretty bad in speaking though.
>>133034417Я тебя знаю, омежка который превозмог?
Хэллоу май френд
>>133022771I fellate ur mom's wally
>>133034549at
>>133034592I guess. As you probably had already guessed, I really like those reaction images. Dunno why, maybe they just resonate well with me whenever I read through all the drivel on this board.
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>>133034925why had not have?
>>133034813Lol wut.Anyway, my skype is marisalovesusall
You have a chance to ask a prospective English teacher that scored 8.0 in IELTS anything.
>>133035082Do you suck barrel?
>>133032569>practiseAnus sebe practice
>>133020073 (OP)И сразу нахуй, зелень.В артикли научись, толстый.
>>133035011Oops.>>133035082Tell me about Bane, why does he wear a mask?
>>133020073 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebany
Let me see /e Abu u moron
>>133035082>that scoredproigrano, alsofak ur mom pindos ebany
Is there any practical reason to learn advanced english if i already have decent understanding of most of the text in the books i am interested in? And even my poor spoken english was more than enough for satisfying my personal needs anywhere i've been. Learning foreign language as a hobby feels boring.
>>133035082I've been thinking about what to say for 10 minutes only to realize I don't want to ask you anything.
>>133035387There's absolutely nothing of interest there, trust me.>>133035428It's not an error you twat.
>>133035082hui sosesh?>teacher that scored-_\
>>133035082certifikat in studio, or I call bullshit on this
>>133035589>nothing of interest there>error A very strong source of Ingrish sense I here.
>>133020073 (OP)Фак юр мам, пиндое ебаны.
There is a 4chan for english speaking degenerates. Get out there and speak this ugly language on their dump
>>133035428ivan please
>>133032569Anon bldjad.
>>133035082With English as bad as yours, how'd you even manage to explain to them that you wanted to take an IELTS?
>>133020073 (OP)Reported this gathering of filthy idiots
>>133035815"Nothing of interest" is a correct phrase. "Error", however, does sound strange and in that case you would be better off using "mistake" (although people will understand you regardless).And that's how you learn.
>>133036104I lost.
>>133020073 (OP)
Having my dinner atm. Anyone else?
>>133036104Not him, but those exams are much easier than you think. If you are so confident in your own knowledge - you should give them a try.
>>133036104My English is perfect ivan
>>133036333>",-> >>133026743
>>133036333Do not understand. What this pizdoglaziy was trying to say?
>>133036104>an IELTSПочему дегроды аутисты едва бегиннеры постоянно пытаются найти ошибки у сертифицированных людей хотя сами сосут хуй и даже не могут двух слов свзять?мимопробегал
>>133036505I have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow. I really should hit the sheets.>>133036551Nobody cares about that, trust me.
got me a movie
i want you to know
>>133036333You mean «nothing interestring here»?>you would be better off usingdoes not compute>although people will understand youBut that's ohuenno to speak in English, not in Ingrish.
slicing up eyeballs
don't know about you but i am un...
CHIEN ANDALUSIA
>>133036881he's not coming back
>>133036851https://glosbe.com/en/en/nothing%20of%20interesthttp://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/better+off>But that's ohuenno to speak in English, not in Ingrish.No one cares how many mistakes you make as long as they understand what you're talking about. If you're afraid of making mistakes, you will never learn proper English.
Why is it 'Xena. Warrior Princess', not 'Xena. The Warrior Princess'?Serious question, no troll pls
>>133037167I'm just sharing a motivation to learn English. But, you're right, I'm too afraid of mistakes.
>>133037196We can omit them articles at the beginning of a sentence. Like this: "Most Anticipated Movies in 2016."
>>133037773ty
>>133036333ебать деградант который ни разу жизни не видел английского текста
Как же блядь проигрываю с иванов, которые увидели первый раз в жизни что-то, что отличается от того что мариванна их учила. АААААААА блядь
>>133037409It's fine. You should remember that you will never be able to hide the fact that you're foreign, and everyone knows that. People will not judge you. Also, here's a good way to learn faster: whenever you forget a word in a casual conversation, don't try to remember it - try to explain the meaning of this word to the other person, and let them help you. That way, you will never forget that word again.>>133038084Whatever you say bruh.
В этом году иду сдавать TOEFL снова чтобы выебываться на двощах. Уже сдавал после школы 117 баллов, но прошло 8 леи и тот уже истек.
>>133038234She seems familiar
>>133038293Извини, я посты попутал. Как-то нехорошо вышло. То этому дегроду было >>133035815
