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Poshol nahui
Blyat'

>>141143521 (OP)
It's Saint Petersburg, moodilo.

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>>141143947
Nufag please)))

What's a point?

Too many mistakes. Sage and hide.

>>141144033
This is a point right here -- .

>>141143521 (OP)
>Hi everyone! Let's speak English in this thread.
>Saint-Petersburg-kun here.

Poshol nakhooy, bydlo.

>>141144033
PowerPoint? Like presentations?

>>141143521 (OP)
hellou, kak you dela, manya? vse fine?

How long I waited this shit

>>141144044
>>141144132
Newfag-kuns itt, catch them while they are warm!

Антоши, поясните по хардкору где в интернетах можно выучить инглиш до уровня разговорного, постепенно, бесплатно без смс и для даунов чтобы ок заходило ? джва года такое ищу

I hate russian pigdogs!

Nope. Let's speak Japanese instead.

あなた達は元気ですか?

Help me.
I'm failed in conversation with my tyan
Actually she is not mine, but I think that I fall in love

>>141144317
>kuns
Still go to nahooy

>>141144395
Duolingo

>>141144478
get rekt fucking bio-machine

But i can't speak english. I'm really stupid and spend no so much time to learn it. I think it'll very boring thread for people like me.
Anyway, anybody has advice for me, how i can improve my skill?

>>141144478
Prosto fuck her in anus.

>>141144395
Смотри видосы на youtube, сам так выучил.

>>141144568
Gay-whore for foreigners.

>>141144570
But I can't because I live in Russia and she live in Merica

>>141144396
Jajaja!

Sup anons.
I want to know well english. How i can do it?
I'm not zelen'.

>>141144403
Nihongo wakarimasen. Eigo kudasai.

>>141144660
All what I have is our chat

>>141144673
But green

>>141144568
>But I can't speak english. I'm really stupid and don't spend much time to learn it. I think it'll be a very boring thread for people like me.
Anyway, does anybody have an advice for me, on how I can improve my skill?

>>141144686
Пиздец, все を　и прочие частицы проебал, какой же ты мудак.

>>141144647
It is popular here? I don't think in russian alot gay-tourists.

>>141144673
ye u are fucking green newfag, get out of here

>>141144727
Green is not so well expresses zelen'

>>141144403
Pishov nahou, desu

>>141144673
First of all, try to lick your own dick with you tongue, it could help you with such problem.

Pozacrivaly pizdaki

>>141144403
Этот уже лучше, но нахуя たち、　если можно обойтись обычным みんあ？　Мы что, блядь, на бизнес-встрече?

>>141144757
Jibun no oshiri proebi, inu.

Better tell me what should I do with my merican love or love from merica

>>141143521 (OP)
OP-penis

>>141144886
Пиздец у тебя конструкции, пёс. Я лучше твою мамку проебу, чем свой зад.

>>141144884
коничива, а ну пашли нахуй отсюда

>>141144955
У тебя "н" в конничива проебалась, ебан.

>>141144838
Its possible, but it did help me learn english

>>141144764
Most of native english speakers are bisexual in their culture it's OK to fuck another man. For them, It's like you shake your hands with your friends.

Go away to rice fields motherfucerz

>>141143521 (OP)
> speak in English
You obosralsya, neuch.

>>141144884
Не бей пожалуйста, я сам только учусь. А антатачи лучше звучит, чем минна, как по мне.

Graet capetal of britan и с Лandan
/thread.

>>141145073
Да я сам только учусь ,три месяца в универе -- и уже можно выебываться на дваче.
Звучит-то и правда лучше, но отдаёт элитизмом, по мне.

>>141145021
>shake your hands with your friends
obosralsa

Hi dvach, I pooped

>>141145145
Send photo pls.

>>141145021
4Q Fukken Nivfack
U iz in Rassia,biatch
Wi doe'snt fuks viz mans

>>141145004
So, if that already was helpful for you: why bother? Just keep it going and in one day your english will be perfect.

>>141145168
sent after your cheek , check it

перекатываю конспирологический а кстати благодаря ждем если Аноны хуйня внезапно когда-то не

>>141143521 (OP)
Mamu tvoyu obal`))()

>>141145218
But i want to lear it fast as possible.

>>141145004
> didn't

anon, i just grenade

>>141145476
just what

>>141145490
Grenade.

>>141145400
Then you'll need to start fucking yourself in the asshole. The progression will be unstoppable.

>>141145505
what grenade? what are you talking about

>>141145529
Just.

Вы тут дохуя англичане? А как вам такое : poshlee nahooj, pidorasi

>>141145576
sleesh chmaw, tee chow awhoyell?

>>141145576
Couldn't read, is this some sort of shitty slavspeak?

>>141143521 (OP)
>Sankt-Peterburg-kun here
Ты ебанутый?

>>141145576
>2106
>Arent be able in angelskii

>>141145524
Oh, you.
i'll probably will be gay-whore than to study english.

>>141145606
A te cho, po ewwballow dat'?

>>141145621
yea... another alien language in this ITT thread.

>>141145666
>666
Man sry pls don't touch me i don't wanna die

anon with request here
"I washed up twenty years ago"

>>141145700
To to zhe. Sasai pindos obama chmo

I was late again

What did you do here7

>>141145728
The request of what?

Roundly five minutes ago I fucked a bitch in Merc
I have seen your bitch - it's awful
Five minutes ago like with OOZEE five holes
Five minutes ago i bought a new ring

>>141145835
I just grenade.

>>141145874
20 years ago

>>141145897
I have just grenade.

I don't know what to expect from you but don't you just love me like this one is the only thing you can?

>>141145897
I don't understand he's guy did want to say

Сап анчоусы. Ето английский. Пруфов нибудит.

Apparently the app has been fixed with the new update I can't even use it because it crashes every time I try to open it

>>141146015
Have you ever been on a plane to get you to the gym?

>>141146135
nope

How much is the fish?

>>141146017
What did you just say about it because you don't know what you want and what you think is what they don't like you just like it and they came it because it doesn't matter who they are

>>141146208
>the fish

Damn, I should to learn a sociology because I've got exam tomorrow

>>141146208
It's like a new game that is not just a new one but I love it

>>141146251
You are LOH

>>141146251
get out of there fking school guy

>>141146248
Newfag

>>141146217
You're god damn right.

I like the intellect of iPhone, because i can tap to a buttons that offer me words and i can do osmislennie predlozhenija without thinking

>>141146359
Ok, I gone

And how am i must learning this language, anon? I can't to communication. Help me pls.

Как на английском пошутить за щеку?

>>141143521 (OP)
Уебал бы придурку, который говорит Hi all, будь я англоязычной персоной.

>>141146581
Joke beside the cheek?

>>141146613
А еще будь ты сильным и смелым чтоб ударить кого-то

My godovasik - tugoserya. That just does not, but pokaki turn bad. Eats sisyu, lure gruel and pyureshkami. Regularly propukivayu baby, I sing fennel. Maybe because of my milk, I have also scheduled
constipation? What to do?

Sup 2çh .
I fall in love.
My I've is American girl.
How I can attract her attention?

>>141146861
sex her in the mouse

>>141146908
siberian?

>>141146861
My love fix.
>>141146908
Where? What?

>>141146861
Idk, take a picture with her

>>141147069
Damn
Okay
One minute

>>141147120
I see want you joke? You dog sheet i'll fuck your mother

>>141147196
go kill urself

СЛава Україні

>>141144872
надо запилить 10-часовую версию..

>>141147274
Why? Only curious

>>141147196
I don't like her hirestyle and eyes. Where r u find her?

>>141147460
Don't

>>141147844
ugly shit 3/10

w/e

>>141147844
>I saw her here
She sitting at 2ch?

>>141147844
I think that you r a lier

>>141147951
Nope, I saw her pic here, later I find her account social networks

>>141144478
You should go to bar, get wasted and then go to the prostitutes, repeat it several times and 10 prostitutes later you won't fall in love with anybody else

>>141148121
lol man she has thousand pussy hunters like u

>>141148121
lmao she already has relationship and at least boy fridend

>>141147460
>
>>141148164

>>141144317
>kuns
cunts

>>141148170
Fuck, in Russian it calls "pussy lickers"

>>141148343
buy
fix*

Че вы тут за хуйню пишите, ебанаты?

>>141148343
You only need about $700, for example prostitutes in SPb costs 4000 roubles per hour

>>141148498
I can draw the same pic in paint in 1 min

>>141148706
Please draw it

>>141144478
fell*
What an uneducated asshole you are

>>141148217
>>141148170
>>141148164
I know, but still refresh her link account

>>141148498
okay then
so... How did you met ? And why she got interested in you?

>>141148777
She left. I'm right(lol)

>>141144568
The way your sentence is structured made my eyes bleed, especially "It'll very boring" part

>>141148825
Honestly I didn't expect that. But I was so happy when she writes me first. And a few days later hard ignore

>>141148785
You know? Perfect! Now grab some money and go to drink the cheapest vodka and screw the hottest hooker

>>141148997
One time when ignore was first time she says that she was busy, making movie and bring apologized for late response

>>141148997
You can be very happy, when she sends you message first. You could be very happy, when she sent you message first to make contacn. But you can't combine both of it in single sentence

>>141149259
Я думал, что могу на дваче писать по ангельски от хуя с без лимитом на ошибки

>>141149394
Индюх тоже думал.

U OL HEARE AR DIKS!

>>141149271
Shut up and drink with me, fucking bitch, drink with me
Rapidly in the room and close the door
Then put glue in the lock
Now scream if you want
Face in floor!
I'm gonna do that things with your sis so Jadon is goof compared

оп хуй

>>141147836
Classic.

That what she say:
Thank you for saying that I am nice. How are you feeling about the recent election in the states? With trump being the winner.
>>141149325
Yea, but after she started to speak about politics, then about me, and then end

>>141149507
Huh

>>141144478
>>141144660
ouch. i think you should broke up with her, because the internet relationship is the worth think that i know (if not to talk about ur mom)

>>141149700
I wrote this >>141149325, because your grammar sucks
>But I was so happy when she writes me
You combined tenses in an odd way

Here her last messages
Do you have Netflix in Russia?
Oh interesting, what types of shows and movies are on it?

>>141143521 (OP)
hi gays
how are you?
wat did you do rait now?

>>141149781
If you are giving a piece of advice, then why do you say "break up" in past tense?

>>141149909
Because this is 2çh and now I don't care
But u can correct me anyway

>>141150319
she is lesbyha i bet ur anus on it.

>>141144530

In my opinion, Duolingo is only suitable to acheive up to lower-intermidiate level

>>141150319
>волосатые подмыхи

>>141150026
omg, sorry, obosralsya

>>141150099
I'm sure you don't like when person makes a whole lot of mistakes while writing a word in russian. But your very own problem is not in mistyping, but in the structuring sentences themselves. Just imagine someone speaking russian using incorrect tenses, when he's telling you about something at the moment.

>>141150763
Like CHURKY do?

>>141150763
itself
fast fixed my own mistyping

LinguaLeo is seemed to be more adequate for intermediate-leveled

>>141143521 (OP)
а как тебе такое? -
poshel nahui pidor

>>141150865
Snaked off(obzmeilsya) when saw "CHURKY"
As far as I know, they mispronounce some sounds, actually I can't say much about CHURKY's way of writing, because I've never seen one doing that

>>141150031
I was lost

>>141149507
Those who guess this track will get a tonns of oil

>>141151113
Check vk or OK.
Then we have o lot of them.
Ты красивая покажи пизду for example, but with more mistakes

hello guys it's ya boi anon from Saint Petersb ö rg

>>141151363
I got what you are talking about, but I meant that misusing tenses in Russian would sound/look awkward as it does in English.
It will sound like "Я так обрадовался, когда она пишет мне, я напишу ей вчера утром, узнавая что она онлайн". English speakers may feel very uncomfortable hearing this kind of word diarrhea (slovesniy ponos)

>>141151994
Now I understand. Thanks

>>141152030
Stupid as fuck

Hi gays! I have some problem with my computer, would like to help me with my windows? I will put my windows into your windows. Also, my name is Swaggerdick and you?

>>141151011
Peskov? Is it you?

>>141152362
че блять?

And what we are speakin about?

What does it mean when girl says "I have a gay day"

>>141151994
Idk. They're used to this anyway since English is basically the international lingua franca. Also, a good portion of natives can't speak English for shit. When I see some retarded Americunt confusing "your" and "you're" I just want to gouge my eyes out.

hey give me an advice where i can find some1 to practice eng via skype by playing some games idk what exactly on NY holidays, ofc it will be better to find a native of some europian but im hikka ebanaya

>>141152030
On the photo you can see two piece of shit. On the left side of the photo you can see an omezhka, it means that it's not a guy, may be he looks like a guy, but actully he is omezhka. On the right side you can see probably a girl, i can give her about 5 point of 10 cause she is really ugly, i dunno how people can fap on her.

>>141152464
Тебя ебёт?

>>141152829
they this she is kinda maiden but she isnt, rather just a wrap

>>141152829
>two pieces
>he's not
>maybe
>actually
>5 points out of 10
>fap to her

>>141152509
About you mom, faggot.

>>141153158
Марь Ивановна, ну поставьте хотя бы 3, но только не 2, а то батя пизды даст!

>>141153357
my brother have just died after this link

>>141153367
4-, свободен.

>>141152829
Now I know thanks a lot
She is not so cute as I think
I just scroll her Instagram and what I see? Empty bear bottles and writes in comment from her "I fucked up"
Another photo: she travel to Venice. Hostel. Comment from her: fucking barracks. In Russia that room was a paradise. And a lot of drinks after all I don't think that she is nice
But still can't believe that she dating and living ofc with this peace of shit, woman previously

>>141153501
Спасибо, не буду класть вам под стул кнопки, чессслово!

>>141153552
Now I strong blyat

>>141153774
Осталось только перестать смотреть её инст, где она в очередной раз бухая сидит в ванной

>>141153357
дай ещё раз