Hi All! Let's speak in English language in this thread.Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.
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>>148171918 (OP)>Sankt-Peterburgtoo fat
Kak tebe takoe : poshel na hui, pidor?
Hello, I write in this epic itt. London is the capital of usa
Sukablad.
>>148171918 (OP)Let's try. You start.
What's up with it vanilla face?
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>>148171918 (OP)СУКА ПИНДОСЫПОШЛИ НАХРЕН ОТСЮДА
>>148172999I'm ready to chat, but you are writing nothing useful here.
Hai gitler
>>148173348Very nice input.
Let's go to Dumskaya street, dude! Find some shkuras.
>>148173597For what? I don't need a "shkura".
OP, may I ask you some questions? How many years do you learn english? And how do you estimate your knowledge level? Are you intermediate, upper-intermediate or even advanced?
>>148171918 (OP)> Sankt-PeterburgZaebis inglish, bratish, ot dushy ebashishпидарашка недоразвитая, хоть бы загуглил, как твой пидербург на английском будет
>>148173802...London?London is the capital of Great Britan?Is it correct?
poshel nahui v /fl pidot
>>148173972yep
>>148173727Are you bitard, dude? When you became biogarbage?
>>148171918 (OP)>hi everyonefix
>>148173928Obosralsya
>>148174071No. Britain.
>>148171918 (OP)Hello, guys, can you anderstand me differenses and usage examples of these words, thanks:1.Might2.Could3.Would
hello everybody
>>148171918 (OP)Hi.How do you do? Pls, answer: why Peterburg is a worst place in the Earth? There are fog, junkies, whores and clouds even in summer. Do you feel shame for it?
>>148174182Yes, I'm a bitard. But I'm not a biogarbage (I hope so). I'm an useful bitard.
Go on 4chan nabeg?
>>148174240Might means sword
>>148174240answer in to me, bitches!
>>148174240>1.MightСтепень сомнения (могу ли я сделать что-то)>2.CouldВозможность в прошлом времени (чего-то мог сделать когда-то в прошлом) >3.WouldНамерение в прошлом времени (чего-то хотел делать когда-то в прошлом)
My penis is longer than your. Its enough.
Women do not want
>>148174542Did you measure your penis? Are you a faggot? Only faggots do that.
>>148174542My dick is like super sizeYour dick look like two fries
>>148174542I am your rot ebal, comprende, amigo blyat?
>>148174717No speakerino Englando
>>148174433спасибо, няша, добра тебе
Every fucker who doesn't speak it is fag. Thread.
>>148171918 (OP)What for? Are you really expecting to get some practice here? There a thousands of places in internet where you can talk in english. From chats to various MMOs.
>>148173928Пиздец. Уже в 2007-м на эту толстоту так не велись. Новое поколение ньюфагов выросло.
>>148174315But you capschuesh on Dvach. At Monday,s dinner! Are you shure, that you useful for someome exept Abu?
>>148174927English, Motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>148171918 (OP)Hi bro, lets do it. No prob.
>>148175020It's a piece of rest for me, nothing else. I'm going to quit soon.
>>148174433Thank you, nyasha, all good to you
>>148174677No, Im not a faggot.>>148174701I saw your small dick, you, ugly freak))>>148174717Your brain have a serious damage, friendo.
>>148174923because I can. Can you?
>>148175242He didnt.
>>148175119That's i'm talking about! Quit. Go outdoors. Find some fun, alco and sex. Live!
>>148175201>>148174844You're welcome, guys.
Cyka Blyat' Vodka, vodka, matryoshka, balalayka
>>148175029Sorrian, bro. I've forgotten bout this shit.
Sup, russkies. How's it been lately?
Анончики, извиняйте, что по-русски. Смотрю божественные подкастики Джо Рогана, смотрю Филиппа Де Франко, смотрю подкастики Tested, смотрю Vice и Munchies, смотрю H3H3 и idubbbz, даже сраного Нейстат смотрю, почему на рашкованском ютабчике, нет ничего хотя бы рядом со всем этим стоящего?
Why Neo agreed to take red pill from unknown fat nigga? What if there was drugs? What if nigga was a maniac, hm?
>>148171918 (OP)OP-Dick.
>>148175242Actually i'm speaking(texting) in english daily. So yeah, i can. With a lot of mistakes, of course. But, frankly, it doesnt really matters. Intermediate level is more than enougth for internet. You don't even need an "upper" one if you're not going to talk with natives face to face.
>>148175426>Go outdoors. Find some fun, alco and sex.It's OK not for all of us. Somebody prefers a little bit quiet rest. Books, movies, good music, e.t.c.
>>148175842> frankly, it doesnt really matters. Intermediate level is more than enougth for internet. in some strange matter, you sound like faggot. May be it is because I read your text in real faggot voice in my mind.
>>148175859Yeah, I can definitely agree to you, m8.
>>148171918 (OP)>Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.Obshitil my pants
>>148171918 (OP)tolstota, go fuck urself
>>148176137liquid way?
>>148176235Diarrhea, maybe?
New faggots full of thread
>>148175796>what ifI think the whole movie suggests and it WAS a drug and in reality Neo was just convulsing in a pool of his pee and puke,lol
>>148171918 (OP)Lets find Artemiy Lebedev's LJ together!
>>148176061Lucky you. Since my real pronouncement is much, much worse.
>>148176280With podleeva
>>148175786Потому, что все жрут говно уровня Ларина и хованского. Ниша свободна, пили свой годный контент.
>>148171918 (OP)>Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.You just shit yourself from the beginning, stupid cunt.
>>148171918 (OP)Your english is very horoshiy.
>>148176329stew, you say?
>>148176235On this scale it is 7 - podliva
>>148176400just shatyourself, you stupid fuck
>>148176309If it was an actual movie, I would've bought a ticket.
suck my dick, fucking retardsstop pretending to be mothafucking smart when you're not
>>148176491ролл
>>148176562You too
>>148176527Who could possibly know that shit is an irregular verb, lol
>>148176491Лол, я колбаска. Гладкая и мягкая :3Или змея.>>148176584-кун
>>148171918 (OP)Harasho..
>>148176491Obdrachyevalsya really hard. Read it as Dristol'skaya.
кен ю плиз тич ми сам вопрос?
>>148176635 me and everyone else who uses it time to time
Karaseeque was here
Hue hue. Sup, animeblyadi, how do you do?
>>148176479Ne Stew, Aleksej.
>>148176928Good, you retarded piglet.
>>148171918 (OP)priveti no spik london
>>148177000No you, cockold
>>148176799TOTAL DEFEAT
>>148177046In English Internet people use "Lost" as Russian "Проиграл"
>>148177032I've got a triple, so my statement is more true than yours is.
>>148177140gimme da proof
well, itt u should teach me how to use all of the English grammar tenses of active voice and passive voice too. if u can't tell me, why
>>148177200Find a YLYL thread on 4chan, you will get to know it pretty quickly.
I wonder, why most of grammar-nazis are russians? Even when we're talking about english grammar. Seriously, you won't ever hear anything bad about your grammar from natives. But if there will be any russian around...
>>148177232I can't do it since you use "u" instead of "you" and this just freaks me out.
>>148177305Also, the language names and groups are written with a capital letter. Examples:English, Russian and a German fucked in a big orgy.
>>148177140no, they use the word "Potracheno"
>>148177232Why should we do that here? Go to Google - it really knows.
Engrish shvaine Lelouch Britanian itt. Ask your questions, slaves.
>>148176309Because Neo is a Linux hacker. Each day then he fucked with the linux, niga was there too. And gave him drugs, ofk.
>>148177390"Potracheno" means "Spent", and it is usually said about money.
>>148177456ofcfastfix*
Your english is really bad. No disguss.
Quadriple get here
>>148177493not spent, you noob. Its "Wasted"
>>148177554Englishdiscussfix
Oh shi, obosralsya
>>148177537Thanks. My English is bad.
>>148177587Prove me wrong, fuckfaggot.
Gg
>>148177590Fix yourself anus, dog.
>>148177587
>>148171918 (OP)I did your mom right into pookan.
>>148177646yourfix
Now its FAP THREAD
>>148177700In to the voice.
>>148177687Доверять гуглопереводчику.. Мде..
>>148177687
>>148177724Nah, fek off.
>>148177721Fuck you, motherfucker. Piss to you, cockold.
Proebal quadriple
>>148177795cuckholdfix
>>148177859Goddammit stop finally, ples.
How is right: nigga or churka?
>>148177943Nigger. A basic animal with the lowest level of intellect possible. Usually feeds on KFC.
>>148177943If it was Ashot hach to be ride churcka.
>>148177943Both. Suddenly. It's not a same word.
Are you shure you're not mimikriruyshii russians?
Let moisturize your countenances with my urine. Please stand still.
>>148178106http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ChurkaIt's not a Britanica, but still...
>>148178106surefix
>>148177617GTA
>>148178106> mimikriruyshii Smells like you are gonna to gladit poor stari kashka.
>>148178185the translation was even worse than Google translate when the game was translated.
>>148178234>as even worse than Google translate when the game was translated.Meme does not need correct translation. Same as whith "anonimous deliveries"
>>148178106Lol. How long I will lost today?
>>148178253
Yow hilw ary thojalne fuokl?
>>148178298Memes do not need a correct translation. Same as with "anonymous delivers".slowfix
Lol, stop joking
>fix>fix>fixStop this shit. Nobody cares.
>>148178483there are no jokes here, only grammar-nazism.>>148178531
Развальцовка ануса. Всего 1000 рублей!
What about professinal translators? Are you here, guys?
>>148178669No. Only russki retards.
>>148178644Anus beading. Only a 1000 rubles!fixed
Your mother is shluha
>>1481787321000 rubles and your anus would be bleeding.
>>148178669We've got some abovebrains. Is it good for ya?
>>148178796slutfix
>>148178712That's OK. Actually I hate their, fucking grammar-nazists. A free conversation like this is much better.
>>148178834>abovebrainsOverminds, you sick bastard.
>>148178871the thing is. I AM the guy who fixes everyone.
>>148178924You haven't fixed my messages.
>>148178871themgrammar-nazisfix
>>148178924Fix me up some sandwiches, will you?
>>148179047Got it. Wait here for a bit.
>>148179007'cos too much to fix.
>>148172027>Sankt-PeterburgHad left this thread faster as flash pussay.
>>148178924Are you a professional translator?
>>148179137Hurry up or you're gonna get your ass kicked out of this joint.
>>148179232No. Fuck no.
>>148174927ОБОСРАЛСЯ@СДЕЛАЙ ВИД ЧТО ТРОЛИШЬso easy byatch
>>148179243Well, you do know that when somebody needs to do something it takes time.
Хэллоу гайз, хау а ю?
>>148171918 (OP)日本語で話してなさい。デフォルト市くんはこのスレに
>>148179346Good. How 'bout you?
Вай ю нот ансвер ми? Эм ай алоун хиа?
>>148178924A therapist?
>>148179458Nah. I just answered you.
>>148179430Ай эм гуд ту, сэньк ю.
>>148179462The rapist.fixed ya
>>148179507Lolicon.fixed
>>148179507Doesn't sound very fixing to me.
>>148179425日本語はあまりにも難しいです。
>>148179251Good. Do you live not in Russia? You are from somewhere, where everybody speaks English?
>>148179583Tastes differ.
>>148179492Сори, ай эм слоу, энд донт си ёр мэсседж.
>>148179616No, still in Russia. the "Western exit to sea", Koёnigsberg
>>148179614Коничива, минна. Ваташи ва Домиторий дес. Ёрошику онегай шимас.
>>148179711It's almost not Russia. It's almost Germany, isn't it? Do you visit Germany regularly?
>>148179837Nope, a regular poor (in terms of money) guy.
>>148171918 (OP)Hello. How do you do? My english very bad and wrong. Why are you fucking make this fucking thread? You want to know how many motherfuckers in this fallen place?DC-2 kyn too.
>>148179837>It's almost Germany, isn't itLearn your geography, man.
Гайз, кэн ю хэлп ми? Ай фогот вот сити ис зе кэпител оф Грейт Британ.
>>148179891Hm.. Some times ago I seriously thought about migration to your city. I thought there is different, more german culture and style of life. Was I wrong?
>>148180001Why should I do that. It's ex-Germany, that's enough to me.
>>148180120It's London, huh.
>>148180198>for me //hotfix.
Hello, guys! How r u?
>>148180227Ох, сэньк ю, май френд :3
>>148180253We are so so. You?
>>148180253Ай эм файн, сэнькс.
>>148180126Yeah, usual "trash" people. Alcoholics, whores, "meme" kids etc.
>>148180253Good, mate. How about you?
>>148171918 (OP)Minsk-chan reporting in
Оп говноед-школьник любящий мемы на аглицком
>>148171918 (OP)>Sankt-Peterburgyou are faggot.
>>148180356Киров репортинг.
Сажа отклеилась
>>148180305Uh, fuck... As I can see Russia is the same anywhere. So sad.
>>148180356Now we just need to wait for some pussylickers.
>>148180227This thread has finally fulfilled its purpose!
>>148171918 (OP)U pissed me off fuckin' nigga
>>148180389Пуссифоксес, ю вонт сей.
>>148180388At least we have Anonymous Image Boards, websites where everyone is your friend.
>>148171918 (OP)do you wanna some beer, today?
>>148180389Pussylicker-chan at your service.Well, not exactly your, but still.
>>148180389cuntfox herewhere a these pussies to lick?
>>148180356>>148180496
>>148180356tits or gtfo.
Is there any trumpist scum on this board if so I am after u and will fuck u til death
>>148180451That's true. But I want to have more goodness in the real life too.
>>148180451I'm not your friend.
Wazzup, anons?
>>148180265You're welcome! :3
>>148180578fine, I am going to go to your mother flat
>>148180574Are you a typical "bydlo"?
>>148180568Yeah, kinda sad. Wish I were born American.
>>148180624Oh, my friend. I have bad news to u...I don't have mother
If u're trumpist I'll fuck your mother and will make you eat her bloody poop from my giant cock u scared kike bitch
>>148171918 (OP)allo yoba, it's realy you?
When in English we use "is" and when - "its"?Sorry for my runglish
>>148180696pssst pssst I can't hear you...
>>148180686I m trampist, but don't havr a mother WHAT U DO, MOTHERFUCKER? REPEAT IT TO ME, PLEASE
>>148180407Ай лолд.
>>148180558make me, you bloody dickcarier
>>148180663I don't think the USA is much better. I would like to born in Norway or Switzerland.
>>148180716"It's" basically means "It is".
>>148180566You can still do it though, but let me assure you that Trump fights for America's bright future. He will rise our economy by bringing the production back in the States.
Illiterate russians cannot into grammar
>>148180407Ай хэз дефитед.
>>148180783Feminist is in the thread, better run, guys!
>>148180716It's ===>it is
>>148180716U don't need this nigga when u say some scared kike u gotta assfuck and own his wife
>>148180800Finland for the win.
People, listen me. I want fuck very young girl, destroying she's virgin hole and cum inside it.
>>148180875I bet you actually read a lot of manga. Am I right?
>>148180875Same.
>>148180843you can run but you can't hide, mudface rapist!im women, hear me ROAR!!!!
>>148180771i shall own ur trumpist kike ass
Hallo
>>148180716is - "это" (чего-то там)its - "этого" (принадлежащего, относящегося к чему-либо).
>>148180654I'm hikka. I don't have any friends.
>>148180972trump will ruin your life, m'lady.
>>148180716It's "is" and "it is", shortened to "it's".
>>148180873Yep, Finland is also OK for me. But not the USA.
>>148181011Is my dick on you mouth.)
>>148181022Славик, шат даун ёр компилентэйтор энд го пробздись
>>148181011Thanks
>>148181022But you are here. It means you need to talk to somebody. So, you are not a pure hikka.
I really like little flat-chested girls, which are called lolis. Can somebody make me 2d, so I can fuck one.
>>148181023i'd not tolerate this shit you bloody raping racist cis-scumyou've been reported, enjoy your permaban
>>148181227You're fucking perv, I'm calling a police so they rape you with their 3d batons.
Guys! Guys! Could we choose a topic to discuss? It would be better that just bitching about everything at once separately.
>>148181278My name isHughMongous.
>>148181227Окей, кам ту ми. Врууум-врум!!
>>148181324NO, PLEASE, NO! I don't want to get fucked in a jail.
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>>148181334You can try to choose a topic. Just suggest something.
>>148181212Ugh. And so? Being hikka doesn't meant that i don't need to talk. I means i don't have anyone to chitchat.
>>148181411Nice Italian pasta you got there.
>>148181346
>>148181394It's too late now, they're coming for you, you better delete all your disgusting 2d cp while you still have some time.
>>148181324> with their 3d batons.Lol, I can't take this word seriously, I always perceive it as "loaf".
>>148181606probably you just expirienced to much baguettes in your life
>>148181479Do you spend all the time at home?
>>148181467I suppose it must be something common and easy to get involved. Computer games, probably? Politics? Relationships?
>>148181556checks the webmOOH, A CUtE LOLIfaps
vot suki, inostrannie agenti
>>148181676Yep.
>>148181667You're... you're right.
>>148181702OK, let's try to chat about relationships. Guys, do you have girlfriends or wifes?
>>148181857No. Who needs them anyway?
>>148181838You are lucky. I want to be at home all the time, but I cant. I need earn some money for the surviving.
>>148181857Ya bet I do!Unless you mean an actual person, then you bet I don't
>>148182011It's not so fun after a decade of sitting.
>>148182126>a decadeLike, a literal decade?
succ my dik baby
>>148182126Maybe. But I almost sure you have nerves of steel. And the same time I'm almost a mad person who want to kill my colleagues.
>>148182223As I understood it means 10 years.
>>148181278spermaban kek
>>148182402Yes, but... 10 years. Wew.
>>148182223Well, life still goes around me. Sometimes i have to leave my room to do something. Once per month-year, depends on circumstances. In this year i left my home just once, for a hour or something like that. But if we're not counting such situations, then yeah - it should be pretty close to 10 years of NEETing.
>>148182587Heh. Living on your parents' money? Or freelance perhaps?
>>148181857I had one. The bitch has broken my heart and left me, but I have never met such a person afterwards. She was, you know, charming. All about her. Her tsundere-like behavior, her sweet voice, her tiny face with the cute little nose. Fuck, I miss this wench drastically. Wish we were together again, despite this is not at all impossible.
idi nahuy pidoraz
>>148182659Mostly parents. I've got a couple more sources of income, but it's just a pennies.
You love my dick
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
How to loose my weight?
>>148182717I had a girl like that one. Unfortunately, she was also a bitch who needs only money, expensive cars, trips abroad, e.t.c. Finally I met new one and we are happy for 10 years.
>>148171918 (OP)LETZ SPEAK FROM ALL OF AUR HURT
>>148183078You must not eating.
>>148183078Take a shovel. Dig a trench. Repeat until you're satisfied.
For those who did not understand the definite article's concept: we have something just similar in Russian. Rememer the -то particle? Look:В кино пойдём?В кино-то пойдём?In the second case it seems like the question is not about any movie, but about the specific one, which was mentioned in conversation before.
>>148180678so what? dead girls don't want flowers
>>148183216You're missed an example in English. For those have no idea how "definite article" looks like.
>>148183311Would you like to see a movie? Means any movie in the world.Would you like to see the movie? Definite article.
>>148183282Then why do I waste my time on fucking graveyard parties every year.
THE US PROBLEMS
>>148183423Oh, you've meant "the". Got it. I've never learned English properly from books, so i just don't know such "meta" words, which describes a grammar. Or time, or such stuff.
>>148183638Fuck all niggers, rape the jews.
>>148183701Fuck them then. Nothing teaches better than communicating with native speakers.
Obturate loqui lingua plebis, nolite inhonestare vos. Lingua latina hominibus educatissimorum lingua est.
>>148183955Îmi este interesant dacă tu vei înțelege ce scriu, deoarece limba română se considere limba latină vulgară.
>>148183955Я вот, например, немного твоего понял: Выёбываться тут языком плебеев тут не делает вам чести. Латинский язык -- язык человеческого образования (научного сообщества? обучающий язык?).
Is there anyone who actually knows a latin? How is it? In terms of difficulties to learn, and usefulness.
>>148184163Video vulgum in hoc filum prolapsum esse.
>>148171918 (OP)> Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.Kak tam v Evropah?
>>148184529Pishwtsia kstati Saint-Petersburg a ne Sankt.
>>148184294Cease talking the language of the mob, don't disgrase yourselves. The Latin language is the language of the most educated people.
>>148171918 (OP)zdarova anon
>>148184441I am in the process of studying, though the loanwords in English and Esperanto I've already learnt aid a lot. The paradygms of the noun declensions are not very difficult, but the boundless tables of the verb-conjugations are intimidating.
>>148184610Thanks. Now I am bursting with enthusiasm for Latin studies.
Блядь обама
Ubi omnes sunt?
>Creare filum>Non preparare anonymos
Too fat.
>>148175859Nolifers? I've heard about them. But thought it's a city tale. Because i and all my friends never saw them in rea life...
>>148190357Don't troll me! There is no such thing as "real life". Behind a door of my apartment an empty field of nothingness. City it's a myth, i'm a big boy, and i know it already!
>>148174433I would fuck your mom tomorrowI could fuck your mom tomorrowI might fuck your mom tomorrow
>>148183216Why not just use a definite article when you are talking about something that is definite and an indefinite one when you are talking about something indefinite instead of overcomplicating things with convoluted rules 'n shit
>>148190968>I would fuck Я бы выебал (есть желание выебать)>I could fuck Я мог бы выебать (предлагаю выебать)>I might fuck Я, возможно, выебу (пока не знаю выебу или нет)>I can fuckЯ могу выебать (заявление о возможности)Как-то так.
>>148191510Я имею в виду они про будущее все, а тот пишет что could и would это про прошлое
>>148191573Ну, если говорить о сослагательном наклонении то там у него правильно выходит. Но там еще какая-то ебола нужна - сам я во временах не силён, чтоб так сходу разницу расписать.
>>148171918 (OP)Hi everyone.How to learn English?
>>148192184
>>148192469Ty
>>148192469I don't know English too. I can't understand fast speech. May you recommend me anything?
>>148192980Recommended behind your cheek. Check.
>>148190765Are you shure about it? A see life outside my window everyday. Peoples, interesting things, activities... Every day, every hour, every second. Airplanes fly though skies, delivering peoples to exotic places and countries. Beautiful girls laughing, smiling and having sex. Mans driving expensive cars to ski parks. Looking good peoples in beautiful clothings, eating tasty food and drinking vine... are you shure, that is no life outside your sychevalnya?
>>148193167Mmmm, joke of a day. So, can you say to me "trista"?
>>148192980Movies. With english dub and sub. Eventually you'll realise that you don't really need those subs anymore. You can even find some websites with such movies online, like www.subsmovies.com
>>148193561Thanks, you better than last interlocutor.
i'm 18 y.o girl from spb, my name is katie, i'm 5.4, blonde, green eyes, i love watching movies, anime and i insanely love cats.i would be happy to talk with you friends!~~~~~~
>>148193760Hi! We dont need girls. Okay?
>>148193760How about no?
Alles Leute in das Thread sind Dumpf
Пошел нахуй сажаскрыл
>>148193836>>148193866ok then :(
>>148193250It's a fake! It's a screens with a moving pictures, not a windows. They put it here to trick you, to draw your attention away from the blank reality. They're watching you, measuring how long it takes to drive man crazy within four walls, but they don't want take all hopes from you before time is come!.
Hallo, in english language i know many words from movies and videogames, but my grammatic is really really bad, it's shite, what you recomend for me? this is hard?
>>148171918 (OP)СМЕРТЬ ПИНДОСАМ
>>148194188jealous?
>>148194096In order to learn grammar I recommend you to register at interpal and speak with foreign gals
>>148194096>HalloI saw this
>>148194096Spellchecker and practice. Google translate also works fine, as advanced spellchecker.
>>148193760Isn't spb an AIDS capital of Russia?
>>148194366>>148194410Thanks, m8s
>>148194556idk, i thought that was irkustsk
What do you think about personal computer? Will you live without it for a month at least?
Warum habe Ich Deutsch gelernt? Das macht BUDAPEST
>>148194861I forgot about them for about 5 years. The way it looks makes me sick! Try tablets m8
>>148193760>i would be happy to talk with you friends!Why all those weird strangers keeps calling me friend? Don't tease me! You aren't even real human beings!
>>148194861With a huge stack of books, or movies and a dvd player - sure. I might even not notice a difference, with a really good stuff. PC it's just a tool to deliver them to me.
>>148194092>measuring how long it takes to drive man crazy within four wallsAnd how long it takes? I want to know...
>>148195009I have the tablet, its a realy cool thing, but Im so lazy.. I put it on the bookshelf and forgot about it literally.
Oh, gospodi. You'd better learn some grammar before entering this thread, gentlemen.
>>148195599Who are you to fucking teach me?
>>148195370How can i know? Do i look like a man who lost his mind? No, i'm not insane yet! I'm resisting to their attempts! They won't get my brain for vivisection so soon!
>>148195709>teach It was originally lecture
>>148195709Just a bypassing stranger looking for some lulz. And now you should wake up on a lecture, 'cause you have obosralsya.
And one more thing..We must reinvent the English. Please welcome, the Runglish!
>>148195599Feel free to pick any post, and fix some errors. That's why we're here after all, to learn something.
>>148195955Hmm, that's a good point of view. I didn't expect to get such response here.
>>148195790We don't want your mind, bitard. It's useless.
>>148196314Maybe you want his butt?
>>148196314You probably say that to every bitard. But i'm not so credulous as your previous victims! I won't let you put my brain in the jar!
>>148196753Fat butt with hairs?.. Mmm... it cost nothing outside his little world. But, i know few people, who might be interested. They all from "red room".
U all here bastards of kike sluts
Koon
>>148197067
Get ready to be annihilated, by truly outrageous way
>>148196951I've just tried to give you happiness, nyasha. But you prefer to stay in your small, sad on moody world.I need to go now. Continue searching good men, to be heppy with. May be it was wrong place for my search...11/10 nyasha stesnaysha tyan
>>148175029Then you know what I'm saying. DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!
>>148196110and has anybody noticed how their style of speech changed? this is not about the lack of necessary vocabulary, this is about the phenomenon that causes people to speak differently in another language. fascinating, isn't it? you can read about it here https://newrepublic.com/article/117485/multilinguals-have-multiple-personalities
>>148197298Now you're trying to lure me out? Nice try, but i know that tyan doesn't exists at all in this universe. You've created an image of tyan to bring even more despair in hikka blank worlds.
>>148197984Where you from, hikka? Who created you? Where is your parents?
>>148197298*searching FOR A good mAn, to be hAppy with. May be it was A wrong place for my search.Now that's better, I think.
>>148171918 (OP)Oh yeah boiiiiisss! Haven't seen a thread like that in a long time, I'm pleased to see english-threads return. Now talk dirty to me.
>>148198106Where ARE you from. Where ARE your parents.Now that's better, I think.>>148197898Thanks.
>>148198241Nanana na nananananaaanana nananana na nanaTalk dirty to me.
>>148197898Well, we're just using a common patterns, aren't we? Adapting a phrases, which we heard\saw somewhere in past, to our thoughts. Since we don't have a full and native understanding of foreign grammar, we have to operate a patterns.
>>148198416You're an imposter fuck you. "Talk dirty to me" is my thing, I've been doing it in these threads for years. Don't you dare steal my thing!
>>148198440Don't. Use. The indefinite article. With nouns in plural.
Traed is doomedNationalists - roosters will trample it
>>148198564No, fuck you, leather man!
>>148198725Ignore them and they will go away.
>>148198440well, applied to those who have quite poor vocabulary it's true. I, for example, studied English since 2008 and I still think that if I suddenly happened to be abroad, English-speaking people would think I'm a retard. And still can't get a fuqing job of a translator as there are few successful translation agencies in my city Samara, and the most popular one fucks with their applicants and trainees. fml. wot tak wot
>>148171918 (OP)What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck do you think you are? Bitch! (c)
>>148197898I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to be fluent both in English and Japanese. And what if you had a mix of, say, English, Arabic and Chinese in your head? That'd be pretty cool.
>>148198106I live in my room. it's pretty big. I have a couch here, a table with PC, chair. I also have a balcony, but i'm too afraid of falling down to nowhere to use it often. I have a nice and kind maid who feeds me. I think she's spy, but i need her to feed me.I don't remember where i came from. I've always been there, and that maid too. She says that she's my mother, but i don't belive her. Real human can survive outside, but she can! She even brings a food from there. Such food is creepy, but i need it to survive. I've tried to eat only my own nails, but they're grows too slow.
>>148171918 (OP)Вы не в курсе где говорить на английском, что ли?
>>148198181Mmm... You are smart guy! And your English is good. Let's have "quicky", nerdy boy :3
>>148199151Link please
>>148199245Форчан, Интерпалс.
>>148199157>You are smart guyNot very. I just know basic English.>Let's have "quicky"You can't offend me such way, sorry :3
>>148197898Well, different languages operate with different conceptual-categorical apparatuses, and conceptual-categorical apparatus is what determines the way we cognitively perceive and describe objective, social and our own internal psychological reality. So it's only natural that a change in such apparatus would cause some change in one's personality.
>>148199308What's the problem? /b/ isn't a one-topic board.
Im /r/ the Alextime itt, mierda!
>>148171918 (OP)How about licking my penis?
>>148174071Всегда рофлю с этого агась
>>148199077>>148199077and pretty well-paid. simultaneous interpreters are the most intelligent ones. my English prefessor once told me about an acquaintance of her's who had to interpret some important conference 4 hours NON-STOP! he literally couldn't even think about translating or interpreting anything for about 3 months after
>>148199453Да похуй на вас, развлекайтесь. Просто смысла нет говорить с русскими на английском, лол.
>>148175786Потому что в СССР за юмор на ГУЛАГ отправляли.
>>148199415psycholinguistics)) hello, professor
>>148199063Well, personally i'm well aware how terrible my english is. Both grammar and vocabulary, but still i'm pretty confident in my skills. I'm texting with a natives without a much struggle, and dictionaries are always here to fill gaps. I've even been told once i sounds like a native, just with a lot of typos, lol. By another native speaker, after a couple of days of playing together in mmo.
>>148199788That's a way to develop your intellect, so why not? That's better than starring at weak attempts to troll somebody or at an another quarrel in other threads.
>>1481738029 years, advanced. want to reach fluent.
>>148199788Словарный запас же. Я вот пару слов для себя из этого топика вынес. А учить грамматику на форчане это смешно же. Сам должен прекрасно знать это.
>>148200112You really should learn your articles man. Things like "without a much" hurt immensely. Otherwise, you english is definitely not horrible.
>>148200385> yourfix
>>148200177But nothing beats the ol' good fap-thread, huh?
>>148200436Yeah, you are fucking right! Wish my organism let me fap more often than two times a week.
>>148200385I'd say it's strange how he managed to get where he's at and still be so free-wheeling with his articles.
>>148200656Fuck that, I wish I could fap all day every day.
>>148200112playing videogames with subtitles is very helpful btw. I've learnt so much from them that when I came to collegeПТУ I was surprised there were actually many spelling rules, which I intuitively absorbed without paying attention. And later in the university a PhD professor confirmed that fact
>>148179788Субараши, Домиторий. СУБАРАШИ БЛЯТЬ! 10/10 - соре даке
>>148200746Yep, wet dreams. Hate my organism for making me weak and unsecure for next one-two days after fap. Love fap.
>>148200656Well, I only rub one out once in three or four days.
>>148200708I guess he uses them without giving it much though, based mostly on linguistic intuition. But his intuition isn't good enough to do that yet hence the result.
>>148201315> thought fix
>>148201233Same do I. But I think it's more healthy to fap one time a week, because you feel more energetic.
>>148200708>>148200385I've never really taught English. I haven't ever paid any attention to lesson in school, never tried to learn any verbs or rules... Just a practice, starting from games of my childhood. And i'm putting those articles not because i have any reason to do it, whole phrase just sounds "better" with them in my head. But in fact - i have no idea how they're should be used properly.
>>148201450>Just a practiceThis article :)
>>148201450to teach is to give knowledge. to study is to earn knowledge. feel the difference
>>148201626It's a noun, isn't?
>>148202172Yep, an uncountable one. You never use "a" with uncountable nouns.
>>148202164Yeah, facepalm, that's one of my common mistakes. I know the difference.
>>148202172You did not understand. I could translate this as "Ох уж этот артикль", just some irony. Practice - is uncountable noun, so there's no need in this article.
>>148202432>>148202354Yeah, got it now. That's something i didn't know.
Now my time to ask: can somebody show me when we use "a little" (meaning few, small amount of smth) and simply "little". Same with "few" and "a few". I can't understand why this article is there sometimes.
>>148202991I drink a little.Your dick is little
>>148202991Sorry, I have no idea. I determine when to use "little" or "a little" purely on intuition, so I won''t be able to formulate a comprehensive rule for you.
Hui is russian word for dick or penis
>>148203078No, I meant a different thing.Look: I want a little more icecream. I have little time. What's the difference?
>>148203354No shit.
>>148203299So do I, but intuition isn't always right, so it would be cool to know when we use the first and when the second.
>>148203502> but intuition isn't always rightTrue, however, I haven't fucked up with this one yet. Or maybe I have but never noticed, who knows.
Hello everybodyI have came here to remind to all of pindos filth that Mother Russia will rise again and smash every of youYou pindos fuckers will pray in knees of russian soldiers and there will no mercy for youGlory to Russia and fuck pindosesThis is russian board
>>148203860We're all russian here you dim-witted motherfucker.
>>148203964then stop speaking pindosian
>>148203860Nice try, but don't think that will burn my ass.And what do you have against self developing by learning one more language?
>>148204064Make me.
How about suck pay ?
It would be helpful to call for someone from 4chan, btw. Where is Tony when we need him so badly?
>>148204560I don't think 4chan guys know English much better. Not all of them are native speakers after all.
>>148204982We need one of natives, ofc. I'm pretty sure they have enough of them to share. Just a single bored retard would be fine.
>>148205998That would be pretty good to find one, but this thread will be removed earlier, obviously.
>>148205998I'm somewhat of a native. Born in Russia, raised in the US till I was like 15. But then my stupid parents decided to come back to this shithole of a country. God fucking dammit I loved it there so much.
>>148206389Do you have citizenship of the US? If so, you can easily get back, isn't it?
>>148206753Nope. If only my mother gave birth to me on the territory of the States, it all would've been different.
>>148207021That's bad. But at least you know English very well, so it can help you a lot to move abroad.As an almost native speaker, can you tell me: is it correct to ask question build like that:"Don't you have a pen? or You have a pen?" instead of formal "Do you have a pen? or You have a pen, son't you?"
>>148207630*don't you.
What's up kacaps. I used to live in Pittsburgh, ask your answers
>>148206389Hey, what's cracking comrade in despair? The biggest part of my childhood and almost one third of my youth I spent living in Glasgo! And now I'm back, to this Hell-on-Earth place stuffing my face with "Rachki" on a regular basis. Helps me to forget myself, developed some kind of an addiction th.
>>148207630> Don't you have a pen?That's correct, but this kind of question would only fit in a conversation that goes like this:- How am I supposed to write this down?- Don't you have a pen?> You have a pen?You could, but it's not a very good way to phrase a question since grammatically there is no question here. People would understand you of course, but that's not the point.
>>148208683Tho quickfix
>>148208683> stuffing my face with "Rachki"Ah, the good ol' memes.
>>148208817Thanks. So it turns to be that people abroad use only grammatically correct forms of sentenses?
I PEE IN EVERY OMEJKA'S MOUTH PRESENT IN THIS THREAD
>>148209151You just take it from my tongue, buddy
>>148208817Heh, and my question here >>148209078 is one of the examples. Is this construction correct (So it turns to be that people...? )?
>>148209078> So it turns to be that people abroad use only grammatically correct forms of sentenses?Nope, not at all, native speakers butcher their own language more than you can imagine, but you were asking me whether it's correct or not and it's not.
>>148208951Memes? Really? I actually enjoy devouring them, seriously. What's the story behind that particular meme? I guess I missied out on smth
>>148209346>So it turns outThat would be correct.
>>148209470I don't know, I've just been seeing this meme all over MDK lately.
How to learn english, comrades?
>>148171918 (OP)Belgorod-koon rolls in!hi there, guys, how can i improve my english? Im already playing with english speakers in fighting games, but i dont thinks thats enough.
Hi faggots,I hope you all die
>>148209078It's correct to say: "So it turns out..."I'm struggling with the bloody captcha overhere, SOMEBODY HAAALP
>>148209531I mean not this phrase, but the sentense in general. Was my question built correctly?Also, I'd like to ask you about punctuation in English. Is there any rules or is it based on intuition only?
>>148209647You just learn it, without any unnecessary thoughts
>>148209942Oh, of course "turns out". Thank you.
>>148210016> Was my question built correctly?Not strictly correct, but yeah, it'll do. > Is there any rules or is it based on intuition only?There are but I don't know them.
Sankt-peterburg, bitch!Saint-Petersburg, motherfucker! Throwed my dick in you mouth.
>>148209612I see, ignorance and retardation prevail in Mother Russia, which is no wonder. Oh God, I wanna go back to my sweet Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148171918 (OP)So, I want to pee in russian hruschouvkas. Where I should start?
>>148210178Anytime, matie, anytime, United Kingdom bitcheeeees!
>>148210676What are you doing there?
Adrian, shut the fuck up!
>>148210570Anywhere, Mr. President.
>>148209078Here's the correct version of your question (if you need it): "So it turns out, that the native speakers (or foreigners if you please) stick to gramatically correct speech only?"
>>148210676I LIVED there , I grew the fuck up there, biatch, my father worked as a contractor in Glasgo!
>>148211272After thinking a little, I decided that the final correct form will be like "So does it turn out, that the native speakers (or foreigners if you please) stick to gramatically correct speech only?", right?
>>148212006Well yeah, it's possible to express your thought that way as well. Sometimes native speakers omit the auxilliary verb "do" in order to shorten long words.Moreover it's possible to say: "after a little consideration", instead of " thinking a little, "I came to the conclusion" instead of "decided" and you definitely ought to say "would be" instead of "will be" in this context.
>>148212865Well, can you explain why do we use "would be" instead of "will be" here? Regarding other corrections you made I have no problems, but this one is difficult.
>>148213812Because "would be" literally means "было бы"in that case
>>148214585It's called Subjunctive Mood - "Esli by da kaby, to v nosu b rosli b griby"
Vsem spasibo, we finally dealed with the correct form of question sentense, and now our thread goes to bumplimit. I need to go, dobra tebe, English-speaking anonymous.
>>148215258No sweat
