Hello there! I'm kinda web traveller, visiting different countries interesting resources. One my Russian friend has told me about this , how he told - really fucked up resource of everything. And here i am! What is this place? Is here some forbidden thematics( excluded CP and animal killing)?Anyways , if I'm not welcome in here, let me know.Btw he told here people does not really know english,but i don't believe in that.
>>201784606Yeah, i see that :D. I thought i can get some fun here, at least from trying translate what the people writing to me. But translator really can not do it effectively
>>201784405 (OP)hellow comrade, animal killing is not forbidden, but you shoud post it on dark webm thread. CP is forbidden and if you post it then makaka send you ip to FSB and police put butilka in your ass.
>>201784791I can advice you to visit russian lurkmore and to learn history of some memes and expressions, maybe it will help you.
>>201784727I'm working in logistics, not very high top position but I'm fine.1800-2000€ monthly. Idk what you gonna do with that ,but ok
Не, братан, оно не работает. В одной не безызвестной онлайн игре, года два-три назад, школотрон пытался изображать словака. Сначала говорил на ломаном английском, потом на ломанном русском, потом слился под предлогом "что к словакам вы относитесь лучше, чем к русским". Правда потом опять его заглючило, и он начал снова на ломаном английском базарить
>>201784405 (OP)Охуительный ломанный рунглиш, даунёнок. Вот, давай исправлю тебе для следующих пидорских постов. Hello there! I'm kind of a web traveller who's visiting different countries' image boards. One of my Russian friends told me about this board. He told me that it's a really fucked up website full of everything. So, here i am! What is this place? Are there some forbidden materials ( excluded CP and animal killing) up in here?Anyways , if I'm not welcome in here, let me know.Btw he told me that here people do not really know English,but i don't believe in that.
John, is that you? Do you remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you because of your schizoid shit that you write here. Do you remember how we all urinated in your mug in the third class? And you drank, licked your lips and asked for supplements. And then your father came to take you away, the same janitor who raped the dog and got a suspended sentence for stealing the processed cheese in the store. He entered the class, everyone began to laugh, and you crap under you from shame, and then said that you would hate janitors all your life, but in 9th class, when you went to the raid to beat them, they let you in a circle , then eight seams had to be put on your anus. How are you doing, Johnny?
>>201784621Хуятч. Твои ошибки типичные для вонючего свинорылого русака или гнилого, червивого хохлуши. Мимо учитель инглиша.
>>201784405 (OP)Hi there, do you know 4chan.org? This is mostly the same site, but in CIS (Commonwealth of Independent States) style, for example do you know a history when guys from 4chan stole a flag? We make a raid on pseudo-anime festival instead stealing flag, or yet another example, guys from 4chan make a war with feministic twitters, and we bullied people which we don't likeAlso, if you still don't know, this kind of sites called anonimous imageboards
>>201785084Okay, i got this. Why here is popular black naked guy? I don't think here is some girls,thaaaaaan i suppose here is some kind of gay community?
>>201785510>>201785493Эй, вы, четверо! Если вас троих ещё раз на моих бордах увижу - пизды получите оба! Понял, ублюдок?
>>201785357I have visited this city last winter, you should see it in summer, when there are many funny people on its streets.
Hallo! Ich bin ein bisschen Web-Reisender und besuche verschiedene Länder mit interessanten Ressourcen. Einer, den mir mein russischer Freund erzählt hat, wie er erzählt hat - eine wirklich beschissene Ressource von allem.Und hier bin ich! Was ist das für ein Ort? Gibt es hier verbotene Themen (ausgenommen CP und Tötung von Tieren)?Wie auch immer, wenn ich hier nicht willkommen bin, lass es mich wissen.Übrigens hat er hier erzählt, dass die Leute nicht wirklich Deutsh sprechen, aber ich glaube nicht daran
>>201785140Ohhh hello grammar teacher! Nope I don't need that ,thank you i appreciate it .Yes grammar is not my strongest side,but i really don't give a fuck about that. Cmon im Dutch , not necessary to know english that good.
>>201785293А почему не покормить, концепт троллинга хороший выбрал, тип я Auslander (прости что без диакритических знаков), просветите меня, чё это за сайт такой у вас, вот честно, такое покормить не жалкоКсенофилы тут?
>>201785193typical proof here is something like "sup 2ch %datetime% %threadnumber% / %postnumber%" instead of screw
Hello, my name is Billy and I'm from Amerika(real England Amerika city Washington). I was going on internet and find the site this is 2ch. And I ask you here here today about what? About what is 2ch this site is. What it was? Who was phone?(sorry for my language knowlege I was immigration from)
>>201784405 (OP)Блядь, говнопутало дырявое, от тебя иванятиной тащит за версту. Иди, хуесосало своё самогоном прополощи
>>201785749I thought Dutch people were good at EnglishMost Dutchies I spoke to irl/online were indistingishable from native speakersAnyway, goededag, ik spreek een beetje Nederlands, 2ch is ook niet zo goed, dank je mijn vriend
>>201786133Shia Labeouf situated a flag somewhere in USA with inscription "He Will Not Divide Us", 4chan-ers didn't like it, so they calculate location of the flag and stole itYou may read more on this, because i don't know too much about this incident:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d7eddj/4chan-does-first-good-thing-pulls-off-the-heist-of-the-century1
>>201786132Goedemiddag man! Ik hoefde geen Engels te leren. veel Polen werken voor ons, en zij weten op hun beurt niets anders dan hun eigen taal.And im just lazy to follow all my mistakes, im not at work right now to do that :D im not ratardedb,but a little bit challenged xD
>>201786368Ehhm, no i not gonna waste my paper for you .And you can check if pic was edited in Photoshop.
>>201786494Download the pic, open meta info and check . You think i will make it easier for you? Nope
>>201787196>ой ну я с англии я американец я иностранец датч пипол)))>не хочу это доказывать ойй вы мерзкие противные бумагу трачу уйду я от васХуй соси, пидорашка
>>201784405 (OP)On this board, we don't believe the holocaust ever happened. What's your stance, boy?
>>201784405 (OP)hello mane, are you gay? if you aren't, could you suck a dick for once, please? we can meet somewhere in copenhagen, i live here too (lol); can pay a little, if you want. i'm russian.
>>201784405 (OP)Every time u post anything please toggle #op, so we can see it's your post and from random user
>>201787578LMAO. Why? I don't know, i wasn't there to say for shure. Basically I don't give a shit, never getting deep into that.
>>201787574Yee, it was switched off , sorry for that . Well will do it once again, what to write? Maybe something special?
>>201788262No one's asking for your picture and full name, wankstain. He meant the cover of the passport, it usually shows the name of the country on it. And put the same paper with the sup and date near it.
>>201788103i have lots of paper, will you suck my balls for ~300 euros? i suppose you haven't never even tried, so why won't you do that first time?
>>201788138Here is.Dude we don't have passport,only id cards. And there from both sides private information. Same on license
>>201788745Really I got help from highly minded russian friend. Btw he sitting near me and laughing.As well he help with captcha.
>>201788805Yes, you can make it if you gonna leave EU, but you don't need it at all inside .Shure i will do that closer to winter, when gonna visit Saint Petersburg
>>201788720you fucking addict, this is my mom's monthly salary. by the way, why won't suck for a week of weed? isn't that cool for you? there's nothing shameful in sucking dicks.
>>201789012So you can travel within EU just with an ID? For example, you can go right now to Germany or France without a passport?
>>201784405 (OP)Hello, man. Welcome to the site! Don't listen those stupid assholes, they just kidding. How do you live? What are your interests, job? Tell about anything.
>>201789111Is weed legal over there? I mean like, completely or you can smoke only in some particular places?
>>201789307btw, I'm from Moldova, it's a small country between Ukraine and Romania, was always wondering, what do you people (from the more developed part of EU) think about Romania?
>>201789163Ohh, thanks. Im not first year in internet, just having fun from people who don't believe.Ehhhm interests- i love living and everything what crossed with that :D as i wrote earlier, i work into logistics, many different stuff from electronic to pet supplies. Aslo i like drugs, supporting black marker. You know that natural selection stuff x)
>>201789231Not really legal, decriminalised. Means you can have 5 grams in a pocket. On yours place you can grow up to 3 starins on person. And we have really broken pharmacy regulation laws. Ins easy availability almost all drugs except opiates.
>>201789467Ahaha, man i know some Moldavians who het here with romanian passport.Here in Netherlands we don't care where you came from. All about what are you a person. I saw bad gypsy and also good once.
>>201789989Yep, a lot of us leave the country looking for a better life somewhere in the west.Also, all those fuckers from this thread trying to harass you, they would give their left nut to live where you do, so look at that as a performance of envy, nothing more.
>>201790216Really you need to speak english at least on understandable level and be ready to work, thàn you are welcome in here.
>Паспорт гражданина Дании выдаётся гражданам Дании (дат. Kongeriget Danmark) для международных поездок.А он неплохо подготовился.
>>201790349I'm just waiting to finish my studies in IT, save up some money and then try to find a job somewhere in the EU. First I thought of going somewhere in the US, but after working 2 years with American customers, I hate them so much. I hope you Europeans are more friendly than these chedder eating faggots.
>>201784405 (OP)>>201790201mane i'm here again, hey!!! why did you come to 2ch? tell about yourself or maybe ask us something... what about your tastes - you're not too привередливый, мягко говоря. they might call you 'a govnoed' (it's a man who likes eating shit).
>>201790460I am Dutch too living in Russia for five years tottaly agree with u people like this tolerate piece of shit send our country to a big fucking hole
>>201790610Даааа чувак, главное проблема России это молдаване и румыны. Иди портрету пыньки поклонись, уёбок
>>201784405 (OP)Can I immigrate to Netherlands and find job in coffeeshop? I speak English and know all about weed
>>201790716I speak about Netherland idiot. I don't give a fuck about Putin and all political shit in yours country.
>>201790610Heer, het lijkt me dat je liegt. Uit welke regio of stad kom je? ik kom uit Zuid-Holland, de Poeldijk-gemeenschap
>>201790667There is a tradition on this image board. If you want anons to take you seriously you need to take a photo of anything that supports your story plus piece of paper with "sup 2ch" and date on it
>>201790722Dude, in coffeeshop I don't think so. For that need fluent dutch.But emigrating,yes you are welcome in here
>>201790866You forgot that he need to put this proof in his ass and make photo it's old tradition for russian imageboards especially 2ch
>>201790931What sort of weed is your favourite?Have u ever heard about Spice?It's synthetical weed legal and very popular in Russia
>>201791148Привет! Я своего рода веб-путешественник, посещающий интересные страны разных стран. Один мой русский друг рассказал мне об этом, как он рассказал - действительно испортил ресурс всего.И вот я здесь! Что это за место? Есть ли здесь какие-то запрещенные темы (исключая СР и убийство животных)?В любом случае, если мне здесь не рады, дайте мне знать.Кстати, он сказал здесь, что люди действительно не знают английский, но я не верю в это.
>>201791216NeverI am Dutch living in Moscow for five years and nobody here don't speak English evev simple phrasesHate this
>>201791086There is not favourite, but in this year i have met Gorilla glue. Yes i know what about "spice" you talking about. Here we dont have this sht
>>201791984Not, just i saw some stuff. Look our mass media telling one shit, people telling another one. I guess yours Mass media telling third shit .But how told my russian friend ,what sitting behind me,V.V.Putin is great, but only in one aspect- he is great thieve. And when i asked him what he steals? He answered - this bustard stole future of the whole country.
#OPSo, i see activity getting lower and lower. Thanks to all.Because of acid not really easy type messages, i go chill. Maybe some day i will come here. Peace.
>>201792769Хватит троллить тупостью, летний залётеный школьник. Только совсем уж конченые аутисты могут повестись на твою жалкую провокацию из ОП-поста.
>>201793319>>201793240Germany is great. Come to our germany chat in telegram, 2chers are moving to germany there, everyone is welcome - t1p.de/eq3f
Ебать вы Фомы неверующие. Я тот самый русский друг господина голландца. Мы так с вас порофлили. Благо есть нормальные люди, парочку тут встретили.
>>201793992> Ебать вы Фомы верующие. Я тот самый господин голландец. Мы так с вас порофлили. Благо есть нормальные люди, парочку тут встретили.
>>201794072Чувак я был ты рад, но нет я все го лишь русня мигрировввшая в Нидерланды, а сам голландец трипует в двух метрах от меня
