>>202246717 (OP)На практике дрочить на них интереснее, чем ебать. когда я трахнул свою ЕОТ, то почувствовал легкое разочарование, благо картины в голове рисовал себе иные. а так потыкал писей в писю типичной тне, покряхтели немного, постонали, и дело с концом.
>>202246717 (OP)Хуйня с выпученными глазами на третьем пика вообще ужасна. Увидев бы такое еблище, у меня бы упал, так что пусть ебут, мне не жалко.
>>202246717 (OP)в душе не ебу кто это, но да, согласен. У меня кст бзик появился, если я раз в месяц выйду и дома, чтобы познакомится с тян, то сразу представляю, как ту самую тян, с коей я говорю, ебал какой-нибудь юзернейм до меня, и она типо "меченная", "использовнанная". Я понимаю, что это ебанкратия полная, но не могу себя пересилить, сразу отвращение появляется. Что делать, двачеры?
>>202246717 (OP)> Пока ты на них дрочишь - кто-то их ебётЯ на понечек дрочу, их никто не ебет - они нарисованные
>>202252846>be me>random backround colt from Ponyville>in love with a new library pony since her arrival>later she is saving the world, defeat villains>then she is suddenly a princess and lives in a castle>have no chances, but feels are there>wake up one morning>no sun, weird fog surrounds you>there is nopony in Ponyville, everypony is gone without a trace>except for one>Twilight is in her castle, seeks any reference to the happening and is in panic: Spike is gone and Celestia is unavailable>try to hug her and calm her down>she dodges>whatever, you are the last ponies in Ponyville. Maybe in Equestria. She won't go anywhere>suggest travelling to Canterlot by rails, let her make a list of necessary stuff to calm down>travel some time in silence, then start speaking at first as a monologue>she starts responding unwillingly>she starts to warm up, maybe she'll see me as a nice guy"This is so great to see you!">armored Flash Sentry is staying before you>Twilight immediately hugs him>contain the butthurt"Are you travelling to Canterlot? I've had that idea too!""You are so smart, Flash!">contain the butthurt>Flash noticed that. At the night stop he pulled me away and said that he won't make any advances to Twilight, she is an adult mare, i am supposedly a smartguy, and he could use a hoof>anyhoo wake up in the middle of the night hearing Flash panting and Twilight moaning from clostest shrubbery>no way to sleep now>say that I'll reckon area near train station tunnel to impress princess with my bravery>judging by her dreamy sight addressing Flash she doesn't mind me leaving for an hour>or better - get lost on my way>didn't even get a torch>something big hits me from the side knocking me down"You've got mail!">see a familiar grey pegasus mare"I've already read it. I'm sorry to say but your grampa died and left nothing in your name""He died three months ago, did it take you three months to deliver a mail, Derpy?""You can't call her that, anon!" - said Twilight that caught up with you - "Her name is Ditzy Doo, it's more politically correct!""Let him call me whatever he likes" - pegasus is smiling oddly still lying on top of me>dropped her off>four of us go together now>first creatures attack us at the tunnel ending, they look like mantisses made from crushed glass and move with unbearable screech>Flash tries frontal attack with no avail, Twilight's magic is reflected>Derpy and me take metal rods and start banging rails>resonanse destroys mantisses"Poor Flash, you took the attack so bravely" - wails the princess compassionately>he smiles through the pain and says it's nothing"You're so smart, Anon, your plan was great" - says Derpy petting my back>shrug her hoof off, she carresses it like I insulted her, but in a minute talks like nothing happened>next enemies await at one of the squares>mechanical timberwolves (i know) come out of empty windows and doorways>we disperse>all wolves but one run after me>by a sheer chance get to a construction site and drop into a pithole>Derpy grabs me and pulls me away a second before wolves drop into the pit>drop a few tons of sand there together"Flash, you are my hero" - Twilight is hugging pegasus who barely defeated one enemy>hard to contain tears>what the hay? Even when there were two of us she waited to find somepony else!>night comes>hear moaning from Twilight and Flash's shelter>Derpy lies down, but I get up and go outside>the same fog in place of sun or moon>sit there until clocktower strikes morning>next day moving to royal palace>it's empty like all of Canterlot: no guard, no servants, no alicorns>instead of fog there is darkness in the throne room>darkness has red eyes>Sombra is back for revenge>he roars that all the ponies are captured in his parallel reality, only us remaining>love won't help us, magic of friendship won't help us, we're doomed>Flash runs with a spear like a trained guard he is>spear does no damage>Sombra burns Flash with lightning>Flash lost consciousness>while Derpy is dropping stuff on Sombra from above and Twilight uses magic I remember the latest Daring Do book>the very same that allowed incorporeal spirit to exist with the help of a crystal containing its spirit>yell that to the princess and Derpy>villain roars indignantly back and resumes attacks>neatly sneak and find a crystal, but Sombra finds be and strikes with a huge lightning>it could burn me to cinders...>at the last moment the grey pegasus stops the spell with her body>smash the crystal>villain disappears yelling that we'd never find anypony>fog, darkness and monsters disappear as well>check on Derpy while Twilight is wailing over Flash>she's breathing>she opens her derpy eyes and smiles weakly"It's barely possible to survive that spell" - says Twilight. - "There should've been an ancient spell... Or magic of love">Derpy blushes intensely>try to avoid sight>gosh, she's just a mailmare, what is she in comparison to Twilight?>war isn't over, but this night you celebrate with found food and exquisite cider found at royal kitchen>Flash is overtly pawing Twilight, she's all for it, my ass is on fire and a lump is in my throat>leave for the balcony to unwind, Derpy looks sadly after>pee from balcony, look at the moon... Start mumbling:"Oh, gosh, higher spirit or creator. Why did you do that to me? Why is everything so unfair? Why the hay somepony gets all and somepony gets nothing? What did Flash do to deserve Princesses love? What!?">another moon appears near the first one, both of them get pupils, voice appears:"Let's start with that you're not the main character but a background one created as comic relief and to emphasize main character. You aren't the strongest, most agile or smartest one. You only exist for good ideas you think of sometimes, no other reason."Main heroine will never be yours, it's how these things are written. She should be madly in love with brutal and manly hero that solves all his problems with force and power. And this hero is Flash, not you. Deal with it. I already gave you a cool background heroine. She loves you. You're a great couple""Derpy!? Why the heck do I need Derpy for? She is weird! I need Twilight!""Well, if you say so... " says the Creator, " I'll make some adjustments.""That's better">but the moon is single and without pupils>walk back thinking how Twilight will appreciate my true nature in this adventure>it's because of me everypony is alive and victorious, I'm the lead character>there are loud moans and groans in the hall>look and see a horrible picture>apparently everypony got tired of waiting and Flash convinced Derpy to join them>fucking Creator>leave for corridor to cry about missed opportunities>put a forehead against dusty armor>want to disappear, dissolve, for Creator to remove me from this fiction>but that will never happen
>>202246717 (OP)>Пока ты на них дрочишь - кто-то их ебётНу порно, в принципе, именно так и работает. Хули.
>>202246717 (OP)> Пока ты на них дрочишь - кто-то их ебётХех, дрочить на 3D в конце десятых, совсем кукухой поехал?
>>202259198Если ты не флаффи флаффер и не лапаешь чужие хуи/пизды, то откуда тебе взппп подхватить, особенно если ты сыч. А вот грязными руками можно обычную говноинфекцию внести.Так что отвечая на изначальный вопрос - не рискуешь подцепить спидорак от дрочки, но руки и хуй перед ней мой.
>>202259321Пока ты на него дрочишь, на тебя дрочу я.>>202246717 (OP)Соусы? Откуда пики с камшотами шлюх? Моар
>>202246717 (OP)Дрочить приятней физиологически. Психически приятней спускать в ротик красавице, а не под стол. Сорта гавна.
>>202246717 (OP)1) Соус? Это один альфач-пикапер или откуда вобще?2) В 21 веке все тян считают нормой состаь на коленях и принмиаь на лицо? В эру феминизма?
>>202265210>До 21 века существовали гомики? Когда их все за людей не считали?Да, как так-то, неужели у людей взгляды могут не зависеть от времени и окружения?
>>202260491Няши хуй рандомом не сосут.Есть шанс, что фото слил муж, но могу сказатЬ,ч то няши с говном не общаются.
>>202247020Оправдания девственного омежки. Проститутки чистоплотные, шанс подхватить от них что-то меньше чем от обычной тянки, тем более если юзать защиту.И сифак сейчас лечится на первой стадии и никто до такого пиздеца не доводит.
>>202246717 (OP)>@ashlenalexandraзасосал бы её даже после оргии, где её ебут 100500 челиков и кончают ей на ебало, уж слишком няшная сучка
>>202248051Перестать воспринимать тян как вещь и начать думать о себе, как о вещи. Тебя же тоже пользуют, если ты до неё с кем-то занимался сексом, то и ты меченный.
>>202272487>если ты до неё с кем-то занимался сексом, то и ты меченныйСмелое предположение. Не для таких роза цвела!
>>202272691Да меня просто убивает, что всё, что связано с сексом, связывают с властью, доминированием(я её ебу). В моем случае в сексе только взаимность и общая отдача этому, а не "она просто лежит, я просто туда-сюда".
