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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 17:01:37 2380601851
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English club here

We communicate in broken English in this thread to improve our level.

Если ты шаришь за английский можешь смело поправлять других анонов, чтобы помочь им развиваться.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 17:04:19 2380603432
I have been learning English over 10 years, but I still don't speak English.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 17:04:22 2380603463
>>238060185 (OP)

Did you know, my fellow comrade, that Sralin raped Chlenin right into the poopy hole?
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Hey wassup white trash!
18/01/21 Пнд 18:05:22 2380644848
No one wants to join my fucking broken phone game(
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:12:33 2380650159
>>238060343
Hello, fellow English learner, it's totally understandable. I even have an explanation for why you are a dummy dumb and still haven't mastered the easiest language in the world yet.

You're just a fucking stupid animal unable to learn prepositions. In fact, I recommend you to quit trying to learn any language and possibly cease to use them at all. Do you think you can do that for me?

Perfect, have a wonderful day.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:22:53 23806574510
>>238065015
Thank you for your comments. Thanks to you, I've improved by 0.0000000000001%
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:25:33 23806593411
>>238060185 (OP)
My greetings guys! Today is very good day. I wish you can get maximum pleasure from your life and become really happy.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:28:44 23806615912
my balls hurt
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:33:28 23806650013
Why wouldn't you go to 4chan so you can communicate in english there, unstead of littering my /b?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:35:59 23806669214
When will I see you again?
When do I see you again?

Как правильно?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:38:44 23806688515
>>238066692
1, но при этом можно ещё сказать When can I see you again?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:41:37 23806707816
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:41:43 23806708717
>>238066885
Мне кажется что "When can I see you again?" немного отличается по смыслу.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:43:55 23806724118
Раз уж тут eng тред, то выебываться своим охуенным знанием инглиша не буду, просто спрошу совета у анончиков
Достиг примерно уровня b1-b2 где то года 2 назад, с тех пор, несмотря на то, что смотрю фильмы/играю в игры на оригинале и вот это вот все по ощущениям не апнулся совсем
В чем проблема и как наконец дотянуться до c1 господинов?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:43:55 23806724219
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>>238067087
Да, просто это пример Present Simple с вопросом о будущем.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:45:36 23806739021
>>238067241
Общаться с носителями языка.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:46:52 23806748722
>>238067390
а где их взять?
на всех сайтах и приложениях вроде хеллоупал одни турки да арабы
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>>238067285
Модальным глаголам вообще поебать на времена?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:56:16 23806819926
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>>238068061
stupid bitchass nigga, who do you think you are?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:57:16 23806826628
Do you know what "tossing the salad" means?

Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 18:58:23 23806836329
na dabl idu za pivom
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Have you ever been on top of brown willy, mate?
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>>238068244

My certificate says that I have the biggest dick in the thread. Using this certificate my astral projection migrated to Germany. So yeah, keep seething, you uneducated pleb.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:01:10 23806857435
>>238060185 (OP)
Я короче по бухалову, вхожу в чатрет ебаный английский, они как бы понимают, телочки крашные с калифорнии текут при виде меня, но ебаный язык ихний мещает, хули они говорят будто хуй жуют?
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:04:11 23806879840
So do you guys eat corn the long way?
18/01/21 Пнд 19:05:26 23806889341
>>238062190
Could you show me this an a the video please?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:05:31 23806889942
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:05:40 23806891743
>>238060185 (OP)
How to learn speak and scribe English, but don't build sentences, as I do it, when I speak and scribe Russia?

Really, I know many English words and can read original English books, but can't use them in the right way, when I try to speak English. Each time I just used Russian's rule of grammar and changed Russian words on English.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:06:36 23806898644
>>238060185 (OP)
Hi everyone here

Please give me advice. What book I should to read on holidays?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:06:52 23806900745
>>238067241
If aren't employee in international company, or living/spending vacation in English speaking country, stop giving a shit.
With practice you will speak fluently just in a few weeks, if ever need to
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:07:28 23806905946
Hi people and im back cucking again
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>>238060185 (OP)
Remember kids, true translate for CIS countries:
Россия - Russia
Белорусь - White-Russia
Украина - Border-Russia
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:09:22 23806920449
>>238069093
> Украина - Border-Russia
Of course. Ukraine grenade hole more like surrealistic Country that looks like borderlands game
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:09:27 23806920950
>>238069081
Did you know that Stalin fuck Lenin in the ass?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:10:18 23806927351
>>238068986
"Джина. Англиискии для наших"
>>I should to read
Should is a modal verb, you don't need to use "to" before it
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:10:38 23806930052
>>238069093
>Украина
Не от "у края", а от "краина", то есть "страна"

oink oink
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>>238069204
"уКРАИна" literally translate like "Borderland"
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:11:28 23806937455
>>238069209
Do you know that Stalin banged Lenin's ass?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:11:30 23806937856
>>238069209
согласование времен проебано
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:12:28 23806945957
>>238069378
We don't understand what you wrote.
Write in English please
18/01/21 Пнд 19:12:39 23806947158
>>238067241
Насчет общения уже давали советы, попробуй обыденность сместить в английский, а именно: всякие приложения(тв/phone/пк) и более мелкие вещи, вроде бытового окружения(инвентарь, активности), к примеру, искать кастрюлю на сайте на английском.

Дополню, довольно полезно будет подписаться на что-то английское в (твитер/вк/телега/инста, тикток/ютуб если там не только видосы(я хз)) Чтобы просто маячило возле экрана при просмотре на телефоне.

Вроде все, хотя, если есть музыкальный инструмент, можешь поиграть песни на англе(простейшим аккомпанементом, поебать, тебе главное войс)
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:13:17 23806951259
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Я - мужик с этого видео, я не понимаю чего от меня хотят.
Помогите мне пожалуйста разобраться.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:13:45 23806954660
>>238069273
Why did you write 'before"? He used "to" after the modal verb.
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>>238068655
Sry, hav u ewe bin on top of broun vily, the mate?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:14:47 23806962662
>>238068728
>>238068590
No, it means licking your inmate's asshole in jail.
And "salad" is something tasty to mask taste of shit.
Thus tossing the salad, kids
18/01/21 Пнд 19:14:57 23806963463
>>238069308
What's a pity. So, I would better ask another anon then, goodbye!
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:16:04 23806971367
>>238068917
Lol, you need to consume movies/podcasts/youtube in English, and learn fucking grammar. Grammar is big in a sence of people willing to have a conversation with you, if your grammar is crippled you'll make a first impression of a retard and make easier for everyone to dismiss your opinion. Look at the German guy character in "Jango" - his English is weird but his politeness and elaboration makes him almost cute (as much as a hitman can possibly be).
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>>238069546
Oh sorry, I forgot to should drink my 2tea
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>>238068459
>mastered the most complex grammatical structures and most arduous vocabulary units the language has to offer
>displays his illiteracy by utilising 4chan newspeak made specifically for retards like himself
what a miserable guy
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:17:41 23806982271
>>238066692
Второй вариант вроде как допустим, если ты встречаешься с человеком по какому-то расписанию
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>>238068073
Почти. Им поебать на форму времен
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>>238069837
Маня, оставь надежду на воплощение своих сексуальных фантазий, ты так и останешься листвой.
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>>238069904
Imagine being so incel, even Bobby doesn't wanna fuck you.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:21:21 23807006078
Аноны, а предложение "Ты обязательно выучишь английский" это какое время?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:21:44 23807009179
>>238068459
Such elaboration is nothing but a pathetic attempt to show off. Is it some kind of pissing contest to you?

pissing contest starts now
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>>238060185 (OP)
You'd be surprised how little shit native speakers give about grammar. Like, even basic spelling is a struggle for many, things like "you're-your" are nothing unusual. Still, you're better off communicating with them instead of local /b/tards, regardless of your skill. I'm not sure how to put it better, but non-native speakers oftentimes give themselves away with strange speech patterns. It's something you just have to pick up over time.
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>>238060346
Yes. Did you know that both Heyrich and Röhm indulged in drinking Heiny's milk?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:24:55 23807028583
>>238069837
I ain't no asslickin poof, ya motherfucker! If ur slut mummy likes butthole, it ain't mean every nigga does
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>>238069713
I tried to learn grammar and even achieved some success in this area, but because I practically don't use English in my ordinary life, just read books, since some time I forgot grammar rules and started to write English words in the Russian manner. I haven't any idea how to fix it.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:26:06 23807036887
>>238070235
No does hear. You just don't use some verbs in past simple, idk
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>>238069792
>mastered the most complex grammatical structures and most arduous vocabulary

Wait, is this German club thread?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:32:12 23807075690
Анон, послушай. Английский это язык пиратов, наркоторговцев, работорговцев и тд и тп. Ты точно хочешь иметь с этими людьми что-то общее? Я понимаю, что тебе с детства вбивали в голову, что говорить по английски это перспективно, что это универсальный язык будущего, но это мнение отдельной кучки либиралов. Так вот что я хочу сказать - просто говори по-русски там, где это возможно. С иностранцами говори, если ты кодер то пиши комментарии на русском, статьи и тд. Не надо вестись на чужой язык, и уж тем более на чужую культуру. Не будь дурачком, Анон.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:32:54 23807081191
>>238070091

Cry some more.
Being so jealous all the time is bad for your health, you know.
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>>238070230
That's true. A lot of language learning comes down to just input. The more English there is around you, the sooner you will learn. Also, it's much better to listen to people speak and not only read. I learned a lot of my English just listening to bloggers, reviewers and so on.
And of course your skill will depend on how much time you spend learning. Think of learning a language like learning drawing or a musical instrument. The more time you spend on it, the sooner you will learn.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:34:02 23807087794
Пидорахи хвастаются знанием языка западного барина. Это ж каким рабом надо быть.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:34:20 23807089595
>>238070749
German sucks, there is nothing to discuss. Leave this thread immediately.

godlike-C2-entity >>238068459
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:34:23 23807090196
>>238060185 (OP)
May neim is Igor and I speek Inslish long time. I want to meet new frends and shiiet.
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>>238070230
Too many phrasal verbs. You ought to be more common for newbies.
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>>238070756
Do you know there is a great piece of fanfiction featuring tentacled Himmler written in English? This fact on its own makes English worth learning.
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Ссср расколотил пол-европы, пора бы привыкнуть что мировой язык это русский
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:37:33 238071130102
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AYO WUZ GOOD MUH NIGGAZ?
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>>238070811
Nothing but a paltry scoundrel with the wit of an American and the courage of a frenchman
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:38:44 238071225104
>>238070877
Повсеместное явление. Увы.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:39:51 238071301105
>>238068459
You're just an arrogant faggot. C2 means your language is like that of an imbecile.
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Knowledge of English alone allowed me to fix my life after selling all I had and fleeing to SPB. It was my only skill and it got me a job as a support engie for the tech product which now being sold all over the world. Given that the product itself was quite a niche one, the company was okay with me learning technical part on the fly and now I work remotely from SPB, my salary depends on $ insteald of the motherland currency and I have decent perspectives to even grow in my professional sphere. Ofc I have to work hard and slacking in a slightest is not an option but $ 24k annual helps me with that.

To sum it up - keep working on your language skill, it will get you far.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:41:02 238071396108
>like that of an imbecile
Like one of an imbecile
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:41:18 238071412109
Гой ты, Русь, моя родная,
Хаты - в ризах образа...
Не видать конца и края -
Только синь сосет глаза.

Как захожий богомолец,
Я смотрю твои поля.
А у низеньких околиц
Звонно чахнут тополя.

Пахнет яблоком и медом
По церквам твой кроткий Спас.
И гудит за корогодом
На лугах веселый пляс.

Побегу по мятой стежке
На приволь зеленых лех,
Мне навстречу, как сережки,
Прозвенит девичий смех.

Если крикнет рать святая:
"Кинь ты Русь, живи в раю!"
Я скажу: "Не надо рая,
Дайте родину мою".
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One girl wants me to come to her now and see why her printer is not working. But it's 21:40 and I have to go to work tomorrow. Should I go?
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Why does British English sound so bad? Even AAVE sounds better to me.
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>>238071301

Oh man, that is some serious jealousy right here. Are you alright? I suggest you stop, take a deep breath, and leave this thread. Don't come back xDDDD
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:45:43 238071748115
Грубым дается радость,
Нежным дается печаль.
Мне ничего не надо,
Мне никого не жаль.

Жаль мне себя немного,
Жалко бездомных собак,
Эта прямая дорога
Меня привела в кабак.

Что ж вы ругаетесь, дьяволы?
Иль я не сын страны?
Каждый из нас закладывал
За рюмку свои штаны.

Мутно гляжу на окна,
В сердце тоска и зной.
Катится, в солнце измокнув,
Улица передо мной.

На улице мальчик сопливый.
Воздух поджарен и сух.
Мальчик такой счастливый
И ковыряет в носу.

Ковыряй, ковыряй, мой милый,
Суй туда палец весь,
Только вот с эфтой силой
В душу свою не лезь.

Я уж готов... Я робкий...
Глянь на бутылок рать!
Я собираю пробки -
Душу мою затыкать
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:46:05 238071781116
>>238069512
Они говорят примерно это:
Хули ты пиздишь ЦССУКА,
залупаешься, блядь, ты живёшь где-то на континенте,
хуй через знает где, блядь, хули ты сюда лезешь.. к американцам, нахуй. Запомни — у меня есть, блядь, хороший, бля, человек, я его, сука, блядь, отдам деньги, чтоб те, сука, в мозгу въебал пулю, нахуй, и ,чтобы ты закрылся, нахуй, и никогда сюда не лез, понял? БЫДЛО ТЫ ЕБАНОЕ, блядь!!! Всё нахуй.
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>>238071412
For February versify, mourn February with an ink
While roaring sleet is passing by, ablaze in blackness of the spring
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>>238071650
still waiting for you to explain your shortage of C2-related vocabulary in your post which features fatuous attempts to showcase your ostensible intellectual supremacy...
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>>238070895
Lutsch mein Schwanz du Kameltreiber und lerne endlich Deutsch!
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>>238071650
I just explained who you are. It's your choice whether accept it or not.
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>>238070230
>You'd be surprised how little shit native speakers give about grammar.
And this is true. As i got from us guy to whom i spoke - u speakin' english much better than me in russian.
So keep going. Learn new words from movies, songs, books especially. Books is a best word knowledge base because you see how the phrases built, see right sequences and so on. Don't panic, Anon. If you wish speaking english - speak it. No other way to learn it.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:58:05 238072552126
>>238072070
Why would I even consider explaining anything to you? It seems you forgot you place, so let me remind you: dogs do not deserve any explanations, dogs do not ask questions, dogs simply entertain their masters. So, please, make sure I am entertained, keep barking at everything I am throwing your way.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 19:59:31 238072658127
>>238072274
Guys fuck off. U'll both be understood. No doubts.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:00:28 238072720128
>>238071560
>Why does British English sound so bad?
Speakin' american way?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:00:59 238072754129
>>238072452

Sorry, can't really hear you! My awesomeness ensures that all this whining of simpler life forms is almost unnoticeable.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:01:53 238072810130
>>238072552
You really sound like you have severe mental retardation. I feel sorry for you, dude.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:03:00 238072885131
>>238072810
And another one bites the dust!

You barked, by the way. Please, continue.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:03:25 238072907132
>>238066500
/b/ is shit by definition, it can't be litered.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:03:31 238072916133
>>238072552
this is still a B1-level post...keep trying, you'll get there eventually...(maybe not, idgaf)
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:05:10 238073024134
Did you guys know that Stalin raped Lenin in the ass?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:06:01 238073082135
>>238072916
Imagine genuinely caring about how a mentally impaired degenerate like you would grade my post, lol.

Keep barking, dog.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:07:01 238073140136
>>238070756
поганый пятирублевый лахтовик-ниасилятор
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:09:15 238073278137
>>238073082
this one's better, not by a mile though...
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:09:21 238073288138
I'm in bad mood, bloody weather... Going to drink some tea, cheers lads.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:09:43 238073322139
>>238060185 (OP)
90% of workday i'm communicating in English.
Now, workday is over, I open 2ch and what do I see?
blyat
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:09:48 238073327140
Okey. So I learned somthing.
Then, how do I can strengthen my knowledges? Exercises? Are there exist these kind of applications?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:11:18 238073430141
>>238073327
> Are there exist
Try books on grammar first.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:14:35 238073637142
>>238073082
Keep on replying and we'll all see how many shits you give.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:16:48 238073764143
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Oi lads! Glad tew sey yeww awl once agoine. Le''s eayt som'ng innit?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:17:08 238073783144
Kill all hohols ~desuuuuu
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:18:15 238073853145
>>238060346
Yeah, I even saw that video. It was so beautiful!
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:18:19 238073861146
SUCK SOME MATCHES)))
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:18:30 238073872147
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>>238073886
Stupid idiot that's doesnt funny stop write this bullshit
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:21:09 238074056151
>>238072754
>My awesomeness ensures that all this whining of simpler life forms is almost unnoticeable.
Spell it normal way. Don't be a dickhead.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:21:19 238074076152
>>238068446
I put my dick right in the brown willy of ur mom
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:24:55 238074326153
Dat thread full of idiots thinking they kno how to speak right.
Fuck all of you, dumb kiddy assholes.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:25:00 238074331154
It's chuesday i'nnit bruv
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:25:33 238074376155
>>238074056
he stopped replying all of a sudden...poor guy must be running low on his advanced and exquisite and 2smart4u vocabulary...too bad
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:26:36 238074453156
Как правильно по английский сказать "Ты опоздал пидрила" человеку который пришёл на встречу позже намеченного?

You are late.

You are miss.

You missed.

You have lated.

You have missed.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:26:45 238074462157
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:27:05 238074481158
>>238074376
D'u have any day practice in english speakin?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:28:25 238074572159
>>238074453
Man you're late (a bit). Just like this. Fuck that @are at full.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:28:58 238074600160
>>238074462
Suck my blak (not) dick, dicksucker moron.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:29:36 238074638161
>You are late.
Можно
>You are miss.
Хуита
>You missed.
Можно, но не совсем походит по смыслу.
>You have lated.
Идеально
>You have missed.
Хуита.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:30:36 238074727162
i don't even know what to say. i hadn't cared about English until i entered grade nine, and since then i've been learning it passively for almost three years. honestly, i'm not sure whether i've achieved great success in doing so or not; anyways--i've chosen English as a subject i'm going to take the Sole State Exam preposition. as you can see my speaking level is to be improved, if possible & if i could manage it, of course.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:31:08 238074761163
>>238074638
>>You have lated.
>Идеально
Ты че, дурак блядь?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:31:41 238074802164
>>238074638
>>You missed.
>Можно, но не совсем походит по смыслу.
Absolutely not.
Miss - to miss the point, make a big mess or some kind of loose.
Miss the target. But not late. Absolutely different sense.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:33:41 238074943165
>>238074638
>>You have lated.
>Идеально
tolsto, leave the thread u a0-asshole
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:35:42 238075084166
>>238074638
Как раз идеально "You are late".
Дословно переводится как "Ты есть опоздавший (прямо сейчас)". Никакие lated или missed не нужны, если мы не говорим о прошлом, типа "ты вчера опоздал на поезд и я выебал твою тян" - "You missed the train yesterday and I fucked your girl".
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:36:11 238075128167
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>>238074761
>Время Present Perfect обозначает действие, которое завершилось к настоящему моменту или завершено в период настоящего времени.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:37:04 238075192169
Why does my whole body shake when I try to speak English with natives? It's like when you are in a cold place, and your body starts shaking for some reason
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:38:39 238075308170
Thank - спасибо, thanks - спасибки?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:38:42 238075314171
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:41:35 238075528173
>>238075084
>You missed the train yesterday and I fucked your girl
Вчера Ты проебал поезд и я выебал твою девку.
Именно так.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:43:30 238075648174
>>238075192
it's cuz you're an omezhka, boy. get used to that fact and don't try communicating with people anymore
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:43:38 238075660175
>>238075192
Because of practice. You have no idea how to speak right way and truyin' to translate from russian in your head. That's a reason of your tremor. Speak as much as you can. Use short sentences.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:44:36 238075721176
>>238075648
And what about you? How long you speaking english?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:46:03 238075819177
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:46:45 238075870178
No answer. Looks like speakers r fled nahuy.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:47:37 238075927179
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:48:09 238075964180
>>238075819
Sup. What about you? Are you speakin' easy or need to think on translation before make sound?
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:49:31 238076062182
>>238075648
That's sad. And there is no way to solve this problem and become a true man?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:49:57 238076095183
>>238075721
i speaking english long, but the main difference between us is that my dick is bigger than yours, and so i don't tremble like a little pussy when i detect signs of life on my way
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:51:55 238076229184
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>>238075964
I speak easy about simple everyday things, otherwise It's either slow or clunky.
Reminder that all high-quality specimen had left the england hundreds of years ago and formed a country. It's called United States.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:52:42 238076283186
>>238075964
Do you speak fluently, or maybe you need to think over the translation before uttering a sound?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:52:45 238076289187
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:53:04 238076314188
Нахуя вы пидорасы апострофы ставите? Никто так не пишет, это супер по-уебански выглядит.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:53:29 238076357189
>>238076095
Ahha! So you can into selfsuck?
And how long you speaking with mistakes?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:54:40 238076435190
>>238076314
Whacha doin' in this thread you snownigger?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:54:49 238076450191
london is the capital of great britain
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:54:56 238076460192
>>238076062
And isn't there a single way..?*
Reborn as a man.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:55:38 238076511193
>>238060185 (OP)
I really love English, you know, but my level is very low, you know. I has not enough money and time to learn language more perfectly. How i can learn English v domashnikh usloviyakh? Now i learning by watching movies in english with russian subtitles. Any sposobs?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:55:52 238076540194
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:56:09 238076565195
>>238076283
Depends.
Need everyday practice because i'm not in english speaking country now.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:57:19 238076574196
>>238075192
Same thing
Talked to an american once and was shaking all over the place. Maybe it had something to do with the floor actually being cold, but I'm not sure. Also had a sore tongue after just an hour of talking. I think it's because I've been doing alotta new moves that tongue is not used to do.
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>>238076511
learn the grammar first, otherwise it's gonna be a useless waste of time
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>>238076062
Go to an English-speaking country, go to a bar, get drunk, start talking.
> but what if they laugh at me
They aren't going to follow you back home, are they? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

>>238075660
Also this. Fluency means being capable of thinking in English without involving Russian at all.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 20:59:43 238076823202
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>>238076611
you're not the one
some pitiful omezhka reports
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:00:36 238076894204
>>238076688
keep coping, I've learned english by playing cs:go
Now that's a pog. Unlike you stupid nerds who sit and read the books for hours.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:01:07 238076943205
>>238076511
>v domashnikh usloviyakh? Now i learning by watching movies in english with russian subtitles. Any sposobs?
Better use inglese subtitles. So you'll see exact words pronounced.
Otherwise you'll loose link between what you hear/what you see.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:01:10 238076946206
>>238060185 (OP)
Fucking Interview on Factory(завод) his say my me call you Just wait.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:01:24 238076966207
>>238076314
Wtf are you faggots making apostrophe? No one writes like these its looks super shitty.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:02:10 238077039208
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>>238076511
Change your Russian subs for the English ones. Most words and constructs in use are very repetitive, so with practice you'll understand what's going on.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:02:58 238077106210
>>238076636
If you want to be a dumb motherfucker I have no right to stop you, sure.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:03:53 238077184211
>>238076688
Wrong way. Just try to leave in UK or US. With your grammar without vocabulary. Wordlist goes first.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:03:55 238077190212
Shart your mouth
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>>238077039
I nate higgers. Not even gonna bother to talk to a wild creature.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:04:38 238077255214
>>238076766
>Fluency means being capable of thinking in English without involving Russian at all.
Takes time.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:06:08 238077366215
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:06:29 238077405216
Greetings my fellow englishmen. I would like to inform you that Stalin had a rectal sexual intercourse with Lenin.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:06:40 238077422217
>>238076966
Gnazi - you're fucking boring. And you can't speak.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:06:42 238077424218
If you want to be alright - fuck the woman every night.
If you want get funny sex - fuck my dog, his name is Rex.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:07:43 238077492219
>>238076511
You can read all the Murphy's books. I've been learning English for about 2 years now, but started reading Murphy only 2 weeks ago. It's very easy to read. I've started feeling progress now

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>>238076314
Паста с форчана расходимся.

Why do you put apostrophes everywhere you fucking faggots? No one actually writes like this, it looks utterly disgusting.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:08:04 238077521221
>>238076894
Lol, talking to poles and turks is a great way of learning, that's for sure.
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>>238077255
It does. Start small: switch your phone to English, read English news sites, shitpost on 4chan instead of 2ch.
>>238077366
When you see something you can't understand (even roughly), stop and translate it properly. Then make a flashcard in Anki or Memrise with the phrase and train with them.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:09:46 238077650224
>>238077218
Try to live in US. You'll be the racist/sexist/homophobe in one flask just in very short time.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:10:24 238077710225
>>238077614
>When you see something you can't understand (even roughly), stop and translate it properly. Then make a flashcard in Anki or Memrise with the phrase and train with them.
Right. Will help much.
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>>238077650
>You'll be the racist/sexist/homophobe in one flask just in very short time.
Hell yeah brother! I couldn't care less what jewish media and institutions call me.
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:12:29 238077883228
I can read a scientific article or an entire book about antiquity and the way people ruled vast counties and conquered countless regions expanding further and further in their military campaigns. But I can't write shit when it comes to actually building sentences of my own and articulating my thoughts on anything, let alone speaking or maintaining any sort of a conversation. What do I do?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:12:29 238077884229
>>238077492
>I've started feeling progress now
And now i feel progress.
You still translating russian to english. And it's seen.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:14:12 238078035230
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>>238077614
>It does. Start small: switch your phone to English, read English news sites, shitpost on 4chan instead of 2ch.
So you did it?
I'm not using russian at all my devices. Except the case i need to talk russian to someone.
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>>238076894
the reason I can't tell what you was gonna say in your second sentence is that you're learning a lang... via computer games... and at the same time you don't have the basis you need in order to form proper constructions and not the 'i have knowed english because i playing game' bullshit, so shut up and leave the thread
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>>238077883
Reading much easier than writing/speaking. Because you see the words in right sequences.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:18:34 238078395237
>>238078035
Sometimes.
Sometimes not.
I don't care really. People understand me right, so it's enough to me.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:18:59 238078420238
>>238078137
ебаный школотун 3 строчки осилить не может. боюсь представить, что ты там выучил, пока в кээс играл
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:19:18 238078448239
>>238078067
>you was
lol
> in your second sentence is that you're learning a lang
I said that i've learned english. This means that the action is completed. Now cry in the provided bucket you filthy snownigger.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:21:17 238078577240
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:23:39 238078758241
>>238078577
Don't bother trying to talk english ever again. It's made by whites and for whites. Not for your kind of subhumans. You get it slav?
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Hello ladies and jentlemens, pidors and pussies
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:26:22 238078962244
Hello. Me likiey New York very much. I like rats and sewers and all the good stuff of a contaminated megapolis with stiffed stagnated air full of disgusting odors coming from large piles of trash lying alongside sideways and dark narrow alleys overburdened with old rusty junk tanks, that have been homes for generations and generation of dirty sick street rats that would fight for a slice of pizza to the very end, for dozens of years.

What is your fav city of the US?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:26:41 238078981245
>>238078758
>You get it slav?
(c) Bekmambet Mambekov; Kyrgyzia, Bishkek.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:28:03 238079090246
Hello, comrades.

What do you think about BLM-movement in USA?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:28:26 238079122247
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:29:44 238079226248
>>238079090
>What do you think about BLM-movement in USA?
Tis' just a jewing
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:30:00 238079241249
>>238079090
I kissed a black leg yesterday. What's wrong?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:30:16 238079260250
>>238078758
Your stupid ass doesn't even know that you shoud have used "speak" instead of "talk" in that context. You sound like a fucking scumbag.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:30:50 238079297251
Russo matroso, aha yobi yobi, okay?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:31:06 238079330252
>>238079090
what can a proud white man think about the apes and all the mammals there are in amurica
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:31:19 238079341253
>>238078758
Couldn't care less 'bout ur stupid ass opinion
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:31:25 238079350254
hello friends what is the topic of discussion?
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>>238078038
Yes I did. Now I don't even go to runet for anything other than 2ch except when I need to know something about Russian news or laws.
> Except the case i need to talk russian to someone.
You can add Russian keyboard manually and keep the English interface on most devices.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:32:17 238079413256
>>238079090
Put the definite article in front of USA, faggots. ITS THE USA, NOT USA.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:32:34 238079435257
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>>238079122
> Seattle Is The Best City Of The US.
> written by an actual burger
Fuck off you stupid spidorashka. You're not even considered white anymore, so yeah fuck off.
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chewsday woder quite mate thee
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stupid mericans nuff said
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:37:48 238079767267
>crisps
>potato chips
>chips
>French fries

stupid mericans lol
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:38:11 238079794268
>>238079495
I've heard that they used to have intercourses
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:38:13 238079803269
>>238079680
Only women and faggots tend to overcomplicate things around them. And french are indeed fags.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:38:57 238079851270
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:39:20 238079886271
Hi guys, which resources you are using for learning English? What do you think about linqualeo also?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:39:40 238079920272
>>238079585
Cool. I'm correct for once. I knew I wasn't stupid.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:40:25 238079965273
>>238079680
Haha stupid britbongs can't even come up with a word for a fucking season, so they just steal one. Imagine being this schewpid.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:40:39 238079983274
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:40:55 238080006276
>>238079680
The word had already been invented not long before the english colonized America. So, shut up and learn history.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:40:59 238080009277
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:41:15 238080029278
>>238060185 (OP)
oye ye fokin wanktards tryina speek EENGLISH 'ere fok off ye wanksteins
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:42:06 238080088279
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:42:24 238080110280
>>238079794
Can you recall, was it anal? Or maybe oral? I seriously don't know.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:43:19 238080169281
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:44:35 238080245282
>>238079965
>implying russki do not steal french and greek origin words
russki and mericans do not have any European history and heritage, so it is you stealing our words russki bag
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:44:58 238080268283
>>238080110
no idea, but I think there was some kind of forced sex
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:46:07 238080352284
>>238079495
when do we start writing slashy fanfiction?
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:47:10 238080427287
sup /b/ros
Does anybody know smth about IELTS? I want to earn master degree abroad and besides a lot of papers I need a paper with 6.0 or more IELTS points. I only have 2 months to prepare. Any chances?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:48:13 238080495288
>>238080029
Thy words are dull, thy actions are feeble and, hereby, I declare you a buffoon for ye not deemed worthy of a better name.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:48:54 238080539289
>>238080110
I found out that Mistress Krupskaya forced her fucking slave Lenin to be Mr. Stalin's anal slut. she liked to watch it so much
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:49:02 238080546290
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:49:36 238080578291
>>238080245
There's a difference. I steal english words just because I can. And bretons steal the "autumn" word because they are "scheeewpiiid"!!
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:50:27 238080634292
>>238080495
oye oye look at 'is one, BUBBLIN' BAFOOOON my arse, ye can fok right off alongsoide with that retard up aboove
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:51:49 238080741293
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>>238080578
>I steal english words just because I can.
Indeed russkies are not people
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:53:23 238080858294
>>238079886
You don't need it. It gives you fake feeling of knowledge. You better start watching tv shows, news and movies without subtitles so you can improve your engrish without being annoyed with endless language rules etc. Btw you can't learn a language without proper theory and practice. Good luck
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:53:24 238080860295
>>238080741
That's true
everyone who don't think so is delusional and retarded at best
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:54:43 238080944296
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:55:33 238081004297
>>238080634
Silence, peasant! Thou shan't open thy filthy mouth.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 21:57:50 238081152298
>>238081004
I shat on ye shan't you know, and ye queen, and ye foking country, ye midland cuck.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:01:07 238081405299
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Oh no
I'm afraid there's some bri'ish 'people' in the thread.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:05:15 238081732301
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:06:18 238081810302
Hello faggots
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:06:56 238081852303
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:10:17 238082094304
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:11:11 238082167305
So why i need to study english in 2k21? Your opinions.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:12:11 238082245306

>>238081732
:( maybe i should try.. i dropped English after upper intermediate course. Maybe i will make smth up
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:13:30 238082333307
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:18:05 238082721308
>>238082245
Go to italki and hire foriegn teacher for IELTS. Try to study every day with him\her.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:19:22 238082825309
>>238082167
If you gonna sit at home and watch pidorashkaTV - you don't.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:20:47 238082934310
>>238082245
If you're not use it, you loose it. Sad truth.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:21:06 238082952311
>>238082167
Well, actually there are no reasons for you to study english in 2021, unless you want to, yet, having a knowledge how to speak english can open to you big part of pindoss entertainment, such as netflix zalypa tv, 4chan, dickscord and english shitposts.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:21:53 238083009312
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:22:05 238083025313
>>238060185 (OP)
Let me speak from my heart. I'm trying to jerk off while shitting. But I haven't tried to shit without taking off my sweater. So if you want to shit being clothed in sweater don't go to bathroom till you take off a sweater. Hope you could make out what I tried to get across. If you read this your mother will die in five days.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:23:59 238083142314
>>238083025
>If you read this your mother will die in five days.
dude
uncool
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>>238083289
Get out of my english thread, you, dirty /b/olshevik scum.
Speak english
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:27:58 238083372322
>>238083219
это хуйня мня ня кхе кхе снимаю чары защыты
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:28:26 238083396323
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:28:50 238083428324
ЭТО РУССКИЙ ТРЕД Я ВАС ВСЕХ В РОТ КАЛАШМАТИЛ
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:30:27 238083533325
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:31:04 238083570326
>>238082167
If you don't want to be thrown over by a nice foreign guy, have to learn it because of having a good homosexual connection in the future.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:31:22 238083593327
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:31:54 238083622328
>>238083570
шо бля. чо ты высрал бедолага
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:32:28 238083664329
>>238063847
Articel "The" stays for well known noun, you dumb idiot. So the right way to say it, is - "a video "
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:32:34 238083666330
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:33:31 238083727331
>>238083664
epic gaymers do not learn grammars, instead they learn the english through online gayms and films. Prove me wrong.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:34:07 238083766332
>>238083666
бедолага я пынямаю што ты хочешь секса с мужиками но я руский и такого не будет
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:34:26 238083790333
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:34:31 238083798334
watafak bitch im yuoung twopack omg baby namne butibag
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:35:00 238083821335
>>238083664
шо ты высрал дружочек сходи на курсы у тебя акцент хуевый
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:35:43 238083863336
>>238083798
ебаный фанат этого говна ебаного
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:36:42 238083922337
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:37:26 238083971338
>>238083922
чо бля май асс? хуй тебе пидарасина я тебя сам выебу
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:37:27 238083972339
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>>238083863
fit mani lon lon e na mne ho ho a otkuda you know 4to is this
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:38:15 238084022340
>>238068446
Yeah, there was a bucket with spotted dicks in it.
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:39:40 238084124343
>>238084040
ебаный ты нигер. каво фак то сука твой рот фак я туда сюда ступид эсс бой
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:41:28 238084263344
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Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick!
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:44:42 238084443347
>>238084319
wtf fuck yourself you stupid bitch ass racist you ass meet me at ohio state in the detroit at car factori me and my homies wil meet you under the lamp tower we wil beat your ass
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:45:51 238084519348
>>238084443
чо бля. нахуй ты насрал себе в штоны нигрила
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:46:06 238084537349
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:49:07 238084710351
hai nigers i thinc thet rusia mast die becaus it is por and bed
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:50:45 238084831352
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Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:50:51 238084843353
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:54:26 238085079354
wat???? spek englih pleas.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 22:59:20 238085403355
>>238085079
Im speaking english to you. What do you wanna say, man, huh?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:00:26 238085461356
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>>238084370
I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:04:50 238085737357
Hi! My name is Boris and I hate swine-pidorushkas.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:07:59 238085944358
Брух, никогда не общайтесь с иностранцами, если у вас недостаточный для этого уровень. Только что словил стыд, когда попытался сказать что-нибудь на английском в дискорде. Естественно, я промямлил что-то невнятное, и они такие: "Wow", - и вышли. Боже мой, как ливнуть с этого мира.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:08:02 238085946359
>>238083821
>сходи на курсы
Я сам их преподую. И вообще, как ты мог понять какой у меня акцент? Значение слова акцент знаешь?
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:09:08 238086011360
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:10:21 238086070361
>>238085944
Always try to talk to foreigners if you have the chance, even if you don't feel comfortable with your English. It's always good to practice. Don't be a pussy like this fag.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:12:42 238086217362
>>238085944
Периодически пизжу с иностранцами в дискорде на околооружейную тему, полёт нормальный. Они знают, что я русский, и практически всегда я появляюсь там изрядно бухим, о чём заранее сообщаю. Если они что-то не понимают, просто просят повторить. Некоторое количество клюквы играет на руку. внезапно заорать СОЮЮЮЗ НЕРУШИИИМЫЙ - бесценно
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:13:35 238086283363
>>238086217
oh shit I forgot that it's an English thread. Not used to write in English on 2ch, kinda like forgetting to alt+shift when switching windows.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:17:11 238086507364
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:22:18 238086803365
>>238085946
да знаю ты спалилса хрюша теперь все знают что ты русня или хахлина не столь важно главное не раболус
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:28:21 238087228366
>>238086070
But I can't do anything with that feeling. I always корчу discusted face when I remember that
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:29:36 238087313367
>>238086217
Maybe you just speak English better than me
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:35:19 238087679368
>>238087228
It's because you're an омежка that has low self-esteem. That's it, it has nothing to do with your English. Don't be a pussy and practice. At the end of the day, no one fucking cares how you sound like.
Аноним 18/01/21 Пнд 23:37:48 238087820369
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>>238088154
ты симп ебаный вайт супримаси ага в фантазиях маня
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