@
HOW GRANDFATHER SHITTED IN THE BABY-CARRIER
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THREE HUNDRED
@
SUCK A TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK!
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ALL OF THE HOMELESSES GET IN A CROWD
@
THE MAIN HOMELESS SAID:...
THE GYPSIES ARE RIDE
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LOST A CAT
@
CAT IS DEAD, TAIL IS DECAYED
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WHO WILL TALK, EAT IT
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LAYING IN THE FLOOR, NOBODY EATS HIM
@
THEN ASK ME
THESE SASALTESED LASANGUSUAGESE
- YES SIR!
SUCK JUICY
- JAWOHL!
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- SAFT SAUGEN
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GLUE
@
DRINK A BOTTLE OF SNOT
A HEDGEHOG LEARNED HOW TO BREATHE THROUGH HIS ASS
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SAT ON A STUMP AND SUFFOCATED
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A HORSE IN A CAPE
TATTLETALE-CATTLETALE, A GREEN CUCUMBER
@
NOBODY PLAYS WITH HIM, NOBODY EATS HIM
NOAH HAS ARRIVED ON THE MOUNT ARARAT
@
THERE ARE ARMENIANS PLAYING BACKGAMMON
@
ARA, LOOK, THE CIRCUS IS ARRIVED!
DECEIVED A FOOL FOR FOUR KNUCKLES
HE WHO CALLS NAMES IS CALLED EXACTLY THE SAME
HEAD, GIVE MONEY
CHICKEN-LIPSTICK
THEN PUTS HE IT INTO THE ROOM’S FARTHEST CORNER SO NO ONE COULD STEAL
SO TO YOU IT NEEDS
@
HEN-POMADE
@
LIP SHAKE
>- YES SIR!
>SUCK JUICY
Надо не так.
SO ACCURATE!
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SUCKLE ON A JUICY
Что, блядь? О чем вообще тред?
SUCK DICK
@
SHAKE LIP
@
NOTHING NOT HEARING
@
PC GIVE TO FUCKY THAT HIS MOM CALLED
Sodomit
@
IT PISS CURVED
CANDIDATES ARE FAGS
SONY WHORES SUCKED
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IGOR IS SINKING
@
IT SUITS HIM WELL
@
WHICH FIGHT?
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OF MY DICK WITH YOUR LIP
@
BUT WHAT THE STABLEMAN WAS TELLING THEM THAY FAILED TO UNDERSTAND
@
ROCKET
@
YOUR FATHER IS A BOSS OF TOILET
@
A MEAT, OF COURSE!
@
A FAGGOT'S REPLY!
IF THERE WAS A SEA OF BEER I'D BECOME A PRETTY DOLPHIN
@
IF A SEA WAS MADE OF VODKA, I'D BECOME A SUBMARINE
@
YOU COULD MASHKA BY THIGH
YOU ARE NOT A PALADIN!
@
A DICK OVER THE SHOULDER!
ONE HAS SHARP SPADES
THE OTHER HAS JERKING DICKS
WHICH ONE DO YOU SIT ON
WHICH ONE YOU PUT YOUR MOTHER ON
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CUNT
@
SAY WATERMELON, YOUR DAD IS A TODDLER
@
SAY CAN, YOUR GRANDMA IS A GYPSY
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SAY BANANA, YOUR DAD IS A DRUG ADDICT
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SAY BAGEL, YOUR MOTHER IS A GYPSY
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SAY VASE, LIVE WITHOUT GAS FOR A WHILE
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SAY FEMALE THIEF, YOUR MOM WILL KNIT DEFTLY
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SAY GAS, A GYPSY WILL GIVE YOU A TIT
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SAY GARAGE, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS, SHIT ON THE FLOOR GO TO A BEACH
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SAY TWO HUNDRED, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS AND GO TO BRIDE
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SAY STUPID WOMAN, YOU HAVE A PRETTY SHAPE
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SAY ZIL, YOUR DAD BRAKED WITH A BUTT
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SAY CARRIAGE, (FRIEND NAME) SENDS YOU REGARDS
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SAY BRICK, YOUR DAD IS A BUM
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SAY GLUE, DRINK A CAN OF SNOT
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SAY MUG, YOUR MOM IS A TATTLETALE
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SAY CORN, KISS A GYPSY'S BELLY
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SAY ONION, A KNOCK ON A FOREHEAD, SAY GARLIC, HAVE IT A SPADE ON YOUR BACK
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SAY MAY, I'LL FART AND YOU'LL CATCH
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SAY FLY, GRAB YOUR EAR, SAY WASP, GRAB YOUR HAIRS, SAY BIRD, GRAB YOUR TESTICLE
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SAY MACHINE, DRINK A CAN OF GASOLINE
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SAY WELL, BENDING BAGLES, WHEN BENT, WILL GIVE ONE
@
SAY STICK, YOU HAVE A CHECKMARK ON YOUR NOCE
@
SAY PASSWORD, THERE WAS A KING SITTING ON A POT
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SAY STEAM LOCOMOTIVE, I SHAT AND YOU DELIVERED
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SAY STEAM BOAT, TAKE OF YOUR PANTS AND TAKE A HIKE
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SAY OVEN, YOUR MOM IS UZBEK
@
SAY BASEMENT, A SKELETON KISSED YOU
@
SAY PILLOW, YOUR MOM IS A FROG
@
SAY TOWEL, YOUR MOM LOVES A GERMAN
@
SAY TOMATO, YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A BOXER
@
SAY CANCER, YOU ARE A FOOL
@
SAY MISSILE, YOU ARE A BATHROOM MANAGER
@
SAY STEERING WHEEL, I SHAT - YOU GUARD
@
SAY AIRPLANE, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GO TO FLIGHT
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SAY AMBULANCE, YOUR MOM IS NAKED
@
SAY HUNDRED, YOUR MOM IS A KNOCKOUT
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SAY THREE, WIPE YOUR SNOT
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SAY TOILET, YOUR DAD IS A DIVER
@
SAY FOUNTAIN, YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE THEEERE
@
SAY TEAPOT, YOUR DAD IS A MANAGER
SO YOU ARE A TROOPER PARACHUTED ABOVE THE FOREST OF DICKS AND SEA OF SHIT. WHAT IS YOUR LANDING POINT?
@
THERE IS ALWAYS MEADOW IN FOREST AND ISLAND IN SEA
@
THREE HUNDRED
@
SUCK OFF TRACTOR DRIVER
@
I AM THE TRACTOR DRIVER SO SUCK ME OFF
@
YOU ARE UNFIT FOR TRACTOR DRUVER, SUCK OFF AND BE FREE
WHERE DO WHORES LIVE, WHORES
@
FURRY WHORES?
@
NOT MUCH MONEY, A LONG BUMBLEBEE
@
YOU DON'T GO TO KIBITKA
@
WHORES WHORES E WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES
@
ALAS, WOULD SCULPT A WOMAN'S CHEESE
@
WITH SUCH INSIDE
@
ALAS, WOULD SCULPT A WOMAN'S CHEESE
@
WITH SUCH INSIDE
@
DON'T LAUGH, DON'T FLY AWAY
@
GRAB WALLS WITH YOUR DICK
@
WHORES WHORES E WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES
@
WE ALL LIVE OVER THE DUNE
@
WE LOVE STAKE, BUT SHERKHAN
@
WE ALL LIVE OVER THE DUNE
@
WE LOVE STAKE, BUT SHERKHAN
@
I'M A MORON, NOT A SHERKHAN
@
ATE CHEWED PANTS
@
GIFT A PAIN, IF YOU'D LIKE
@
HOW MUCH FIRE IS IN A PISTOL
@
GIFT A SALT, IF YOU'D LIKE
@
HOW MUCH FIRE IS IN A PISTOL
@
DRAN-DUN-DUN WAS IN SAR
@
IN THE SKY AND IN THE SONG AREN'T WHORES
Бля, тредом ошибся
COCKHOLE, SPOCK
@
WHITE MANED HORSES
@
YOUR HAND IS IN SHIT
@
HEAD OF A DICK
@
IN A CUNT
Сказка - дед насрал в коляску что ли?
@
SUCK JUICY
Fists
Fixed you
@
VASILY IVANYCH SAYS
@
PET'KA, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
@
PET'KA TAKES OFF HIS PANTS AND VASILY IVANYCH PUTS HIS DICK INTO PET'KA'S BUTT AND SAYS
@
LOOK, PET'KA. I'VE GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT AND YOU'VE GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT
@
BUT THERE'S A NUANCE
TALK ON ME, TRANSLATE ON YOURSELF.
@
ASKING FOR A HALF
@
BARK
1 STAKE, ALL ALONE
2 SWAN, GOOSE, DEUCE AGAIN
3 ON THREE
4 CHAIR
7 AXE, HATCHET
8 WEDDING BANDS
10 BULL'S EYE, SENTINEL, SKULL
11 DRUM STICKS,
12 SHAKESPEARE
13 DEVIL'S DOZEN
14 SOCHI
18 FIRST TIME
20 GOOSE ON A PLATE
21 ASSHOLE
22 DUCKLINGS, GEESE-SWANS
24 GOOSE ON A CHAIR
25 AGAIN 25
27 GOOSE WITH AN AXE
33 CURLS
38 PETROVKA 38
41 EATING ALONE
43 STALINGRAD
44 SMALL CHAIRS
45 WOMAN IS A BERRY AGAIN
47 WOMAN IS TOTALLY A BERRY
48 ASKING FOR A HALF
50 HALFHUNDRED
51 MAGNIFICENT FIVE AND A GOALKEEPER
55 GLOVES
61 GAGARIN
66 FELT BOOTS
69 THERE-HERE
70 AN AXE IN A LAKE
77 AXES
81 OLD LADY WITH A HOCKEY STICK
82 GRANDMOTHER SAID IN TWO
85 PERESTROIKA
88 NESTING DOLLS
89 GRANDFATHER'S NEIGHBOUR
90 GRANDFATHER
A HELMINTH CRAWLED OUT OF A TOILET AND PRONOUNCED THE FOLLOWING PHRASE...
I WOULD SUCK
@
BUT IT'S YOUR TURN
WHO WAS BORN IN NEGRO'S BUTT, ANSWER!
Roll
@
HAVE 100 FRIENDS
MAKE PEACE, MAKE PEACE, DON'T FIGHT ANYMORE.
@
IF YOU WILL FIGHT, I WILL BITE.
@
BITING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH, WILL FIGHT WITH A BRICK
@
A BRICK WILL BREAK, FRIENDSHIP BEGINS
CHI-CHI-CHI THE MONKEY WAS SELLING BRICKS. PULLED ON A ROPE AND ACCIDENTALLY FARTED. BUILDERS CAME - EW, BRICKS SMELL.
> Ну чё, го на форчан перекатим.
Lost
REPEATER - UNCLE PIG FROM A WASTE BIN, LICKED ALL THE DUMPSTERS AND DIDN'T SAY "THANK YOU"!
DON'T EDUCATE A SCIENTIST, EAT BAKED SHIT
roll
@
WOMAN FROM CART - MARE EASIER
@
SEVEN TIMES MEASURE - ONE TIME CUT
@
SEVEN ONE NOT WAIT
@
WITHOUT WORK NOT CATCH AND FISH FROM POND
@
DON'T SPIT IN WELL - WILL BE HANDY TO DRINK WATER
@
PEASANT HUT ISN'T RED BY CORNERS, IT'S RED BY PIES
@
NOTHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN
@
WHEN YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING YOU WILL FIND THAT YOUR TITS ARE ON SIDE AND HAIRS ON YOUR PUSSY ARE MESSED UP
@
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Не ходите, девки, замуж —
Ничего хорошего!
Утром встанешь — груди набок,
А п…. взъерошена.
УуууууУуууу!
>GOLD NUGGET
PISTON VALVE тащемта.
DON'T BE AFRAID OF A FORK, BE AFRAID OF THE CROWBAR: ONE PUNCH - THREE FRACTURES!
Ну ты понял, тут типа облачко должно быть с твоей цитатой на этой картинке
WOW, WOW
@
CUNT AND ASS GREW ATTACHED
@
IT CANNOT BE, A GAP MUST BE
PAST THE MOTHER IN LAW'S HOME
@
I DON'T GO WITHOUT A JOKE
@
ONE TIME I'D PUT MY DICK IN A WINDOW
@
ONE TIME I'D SHOW HER ASS
>>253490548
Звучит как монолог, который толкают в начале какой-нибудь длинной и мрачной песни
CAN I
@
CAN MARIA BY THE THIGH
@
WHAT THEY WROTE ON YOUR ASS?
WOW, WOW
@
A GREEN FENCE
@
GIRLS FUCKED A POPE
@
SERVES HIM RIGHT
I WAS IN THE NORTH
@
I PLOWED A FIELD THERE
@
IF I I HADN' T MY PUSSY
@
I WOULD HAVE STARVED TO DEATH
Это прям какой-то английский аналог КиШа.
I PROHIBIT YOU FROM SHITTING
>IN A CAPE
IN A COAT
Саре это покрывало.
Но все лошади in a coat по определению...
охуенно! Даже ритм есть :)
@
TO SCRATCH HIS BALL
@
SHOVED HIS ARM
@
NO BALL
@
SO HE COLLAPSED FORM THE PORCH
Экзистенциальненько
@
"PANCAKE"
@
FROM THE BEHIND OF MOUNTAINS
@
MAN SHOWS THE AXE
@
NOT SIMPLE SHOW
@
BUT BIND IT TO HIS DICK
>WOW, WOW
>@
>A GREEN FENCE
сука, в голосину
Можно на мотив whellerman петь
FAIRYTAIL?
@
ABOUT HOW GRANDFATHER FARTED INTO A BABY-CARRIAGE
@
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A SUCKY MUSHROOM WITH A RED HEAD?
@
BEND A BIT AND YOU WILL KNOW
Ах, наделали бы карточек на будущный век...
@
YOU WILL FREEZE
AND THE GRANDFATHER HOW TO COUGH
пиши на русском на русской борде сын шлюхи
@
SUCKED DICK - NOT TASTY
SHIT-BUGURTS IN ENGLISH ON A RUSSIAN IMAGEBOARD WRITES WHO?
@
ALL GLISTS COLLECTED IN A HEAP
@
THE MAIN GLIST SAID:
THE COVER OF THE UNIT WAS OPENED AND THE FOLLOWING PHRASE THROUGHOUT:
@
SAW - A CAR IS BURNING
@
SIT IN IT AND BURN TO DEATH
пашол нахуй
A DICK WEARING GLASSES HAS APPEARED
TO WHOM YOU SCRATCHING GRANDMA?
BALD HEAD
@
GIVE ME DAT BREAD
I will briefly introduce you to the essence. Recently (+ - a month), while jerking off and watching porn, images of my idols appear in my head, or rather those whom I respect, so to speak, and would like to be like. Like Batman (not in all its variations), Aragorn, Ned Stark, Erwin Smith.
This is how it looks - I take out my dick to jerk off, start scrolling porn videos, just start to fantasize myself looking at it - and the image of Ned Stark pops up in my head, who stands next to me and watches me jerk off, says to me - "Is this worthy What are you doing, why are you doing this dirt "and the dick almost instantly starts to fall off, lust subsides and fucked.
What the fuck is this? How to fix?
TO WHOM YOU ARE MINCING A LOAF OF BREAD?
BODYBUILDEE, BODYBUILDEE
@
PINKIE ON THE SIDE
ON WHOM YOU APPLY THE OINTMENT?
>>253506869
FAT, FAT, LIKE A FATSENGER TRAIN
AH?
@
THE DICK, HERE, TAKE IT
YOU ARE RUBBING ME SOME WILDERNESS
ONE MAN BOUGHT A HAT
@
IT FIT HIM PERFECTLY
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON YOUR BAZAAR?
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON YOUR CLOTHES?
WHAT HAPPEN TO SUBMARINE
@
IT SANK
NU POGODI? WHAT? LET'S CALL IT "ANIMAL GANG"
SIR YOUR TATTOO IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR YOU RANK IN CRIMINAL WORLD
@
PLEASE REMOVE IT
>>253507416
Случайно приклеилось
Now I will tell you about the fucking thing that happened to me for six months.
To begin with, all anime people are fagots and condom.
So that's it. I went to college last year (I'm 18). And it so happened that the group was not formed, which is why they pushed dolbaeb from other professions into my group, even that turned out to be no more than 10 people, and all turned out to be fucking anime people.
It all started with the fact that a couple of especially active ones began to act out the roles of some characters from the anime right in pairs, whores, the teachers generally didn't give a fuck what they were doing there. Then this infection spread to absolutely the ENTIRE GROUP, ALL AS FUCKERS STARTED TO CHOOSE THE OTHER NAMES AND SHARE CHARACTERS. The anime "Attack of the Titans" was taken as a basis. I myself watched anime, but I was not as fucking as these. I got the role of Berthold, because of my skinny, tall stature, and my neighbor's silence. My "like friend" Rainer made some kind of hacha bortsuha, after which he constantly tried to hang out with me, just the fiercest shit, as I remember this shit IMMEDIATELY SUCH SPANISH SHAME ATTACKS, THESE FOOTBALLS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING TO US THESE FUCKING PHOTOS. This quickly got sick of me, and I said that I would not do this fucking thing and let them get rid of me, this hach immediately flew up to me and flicked it in the face with his palm, saying that he would fuck off me if I didn’t play with them, from which I just flew away to some transcendental world, WHAT THE FUCK IS SUR. From that moment on, I sluggishly played along with this crap, I even had to go to the canteen with them. I'll tell you a couple of highlights. Before the new year, these fuckers started a performance, like some kind of garbage from the group. We collected the grandmothers and ordered the costumes of fucking scouts from the same anime to dance with them to OPENING. Fiercely skrinziroval with that shit, although notably lost. In addition, under the threat of a hach, I had to act out a relationship with one dwarf fat woman, fight her in physical training and rub against her sweaty boobs, whore.
YOU ARE ENTERING A WARD IN A PRISON
SOMEBODY THROWS A TOWEL ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF YOU
YOUR ACTIONS?
GUYS, LET'S LIVE FRIENDLY
@
IN CUNT
TAKE SHARPENED SPADES AND CUT ERECT DICKS, IS THIS THE CORRECT RESPONSE?
YOU WOULD FUCK A DOG TOO
NO, I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE TOWEL ON THE FLOOR
EVERY FOREST HAS CLEARINGS AND EVERY SEA HAS ISLANDS, IS THIS THE ONE?
YOU, YOU, YOU SNIFFING IRON FLOWERS WITH YOUR ARSE
THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS. ON THE FIRST ONE THERE ARE DICKS JERKED, ON THE SECOND ONE THERE ARE SPIKES SHARPENED. WHICH ONE WILL YOU SEAT ON AND WHICH ONE WILL YOUR MOTHER DO?
FUCK NO, CAN YOU READ MY QUESTION AGAIN? I HAVE CLEARLY ASKED ABOUT THE TOWEL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THAT?
A FORK IN THE EYE OR IN THE ASS ONE TIME?
WE ARE BANDITO, GANGSTERITO, WE ARE KNUCKLETO - PISTOLETO, OH YES
WE SHOOTTO, KILLTO, STEALTO THIS AND THAT, OH YES
BANKO TRUSTO PRESIDENTO ROBBERANTO UN MOMENTO, OH YES
WE ARE BANDITO, FAMOUSTO, WE SHOOTTO PISTOLETO, OH YES
WE FIATO DRIVINGTO ALL DAY IN A CABRIOLETO, OH YES
ALL THE TIME WE DRINK CINZANO, WE ARE ALWAYS FED AND DRUNK, OH YES
KEEP MILLIONOS IN BANKOS AND SPITTO ON LAWO, OH YES
WE ARE PIRATO, TRAVELO, WE ARE SENIORO DE LA THIEVO, OH YES
AND CITIZENTO RUNAWAYTO IN SPILTO PRESTO SOONO, OH YES
OH LA BENTO DEL BAMBINO STEA GRANTO GANGSTERINO, OH YES
UMMA MAANO SAV MONETO AN SHOOTTO PISTOLETO, OH YES
My dad makes dishes-out-from-hell! Let's take example recipe, because there is so my options! He takes the soup, but he does not warm it up - warming up is not my dad's word. He takes the soup, throws it on the pan and starts frying it. He adds awful tons of onions, garlic, black and red peppers, FLOUR! - for thickness, tomato paste at the top of all. And then he fries it until it's smoking. Then he takes this to the balcony to chill. Then my dad takes it back home and after adding another ton of mayo starts to eat. He's eating directly from the pan while scraping it with spoon. Eats and whispering - "oh shit". Sweat comes out at his forehead. From time to time he's kindly offering me to try it but i'm declining. Should i tell you about how deadly his farts are after? Wallpapers are falling off from walls - that deadly!
I'LL TAKE THE PASTRY AND GET OUT OF THE HOLE?
GUY SLEEPS NEAR THE ROAD
@
DREAMS OF WIN
When I was 15 I used to take a shit and my dad had been ocasionally hanging out around the toilet asking me why I was so silent. First time I didn't respond so he tried to force open the door shouting: "Why are you keeping silence, what's going on there?" He started swearing and tellong me he's gonna knock down the door, also he used to swear when I forgot to flush the toilet, not only after I took a shit, but even right after the shit left my asshole saying that it stank. He used to tell me: "When I just took a shit I always flush it down and you have to do the same!" One day I was sitting on the toilet and heard that my dad stood right next to the door, so I wipe my ass and got on my knees - there's a chink under the door - so I watch through the chink and see my dad on his knees looking at me through the chink saying: "What's wrong with you? What the hell are you doing there?" By the way dad always drinks some decoction which makes him take a dump often, like 5 times a day, then he complains his ass is sore and farts. That's fucked up! That's a real story I'm not a troll.
MANY
@
STEPS
@
OF THE ANUS
@
LIKE BY USING THE MUSICAL NOTES
SUKA, TY ZAEBAL TUPIT'
Белиссимо.
ты просто тупой йопта
AUNTIE FORGIVE ME!
@
I KNOW THE MAGIC WORD - PLEASE!
SOME WEIRD OVSIANKA THREAD
>>253508277
Я кстати не понимаю почему копипасты двача не переведены еще на все основные языки мира. Это же и есть современная русская культура, русское наследние.
@
IT'S HARD TO ME TO UNDERSTAND HER
@
IT'S BETTER TO GO OUT FOR ME
@
THAN TO SAY SOMETHING USEFUL
>>253508435
Quand j'avais 15 ans, j'avais l'habitude de prendre une merde et mon père avait été décalé sur les toilettes me demandant pourquoi j'étais si silencieux. La première fois que je n'ai pas répondu alors il a essayé de forcer la porte à la porte criante: "Pourquoi gardez-vous le silence, qu'est-ce qui se passe là-bas?" Il a commencé à jurer et à me dire qu'il va abattre la porte, il avait également l'habitude de jurer quand j'avais oublié de chasser les toilettes, non seulement après avoir pris une merde, mais même juste après que la merde ait laissé mon trou du cul. Il me disait: "Quand je viens de prendre une merde, je le plierai toujours et que tu dois faire la même chose!" Un jour, j'étais assis sur les toilettes et j'ai entendu dire que mon père se tenait juste à côté de la porte, alors j'essemperais mon cul et je me suis coulé sur mes genoux - il y a un coup de filet sous la porte - alors je regarde à travers le félin et vois mon père sur son Les genoux me regardent à travers le chink disant: "Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec toi? Qu'est-ce que diable fais-tu là-bas?" Au fait, papa boit toujours une décoction qui lui fait prendre une décharge souvent, comme 5 fois par jour, puis il se plaint de son cul est douloureux et pet. C'est foutu! C'est une vraie histoire que je ne suis pas un troll.
SIT DOWN TRAVELER I WILL NOT REJECT ANY OF YOUR REQUESTS
@
AND IF YOU WANT I WILL TELL YOU LOT OF STORIES
АХУЕННА!
deuxch est un gateau
KNOWS A LITTLE
RECALL SHIT - AND IT WILL SUBMERGE
GO MAKING SPORT
@
NOT SMOKING WEED, MASTURBATING, JERKING OFF IN THE CORNERS
GOD IS NOT FIRST-TIMER IN THE JAIL
@
SEES EVERYTHING
Вспомни говно и оно утонет? Щито?
Many children will see manifestations of homosexuality here. Dumb children do not know that pederasty and patriotism are two different things.
The device is excellent, I recommend it to everyone.
All this, as usual, is advertising.
REMEMBERED SHIT AND HERE IT IS
WITHOUT SILVERBERRY AND LIFE IS BAD
RUNNING
@
I'LL JUMP FROM ROCK
@
HERE I WAS AND HERE I DISAPPEARED
@
AND WHEN YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS
@
THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHO YOU LOST
SILVERBERRY IS NOT MAMMOTH - IT WON'T EXTINCT
THE GOD GAVE A HONEY BUNNY
@
HE WILL GIVE A MEADOW TOO
he'd call me up at night
from the other side of the world
Ed was always there allright
Ed's got the looks of a moviestar
Ed's got the smile of a prince
he rides a bike instead of a car
I wanna be his friend
Dancin' in the livingroom
with the ladies so nice
like a child with a wisdom tooth
he's just a friend of mine
Ed's got the rings and the colours
Ed's got the wind in his hair
he goes ridin' with the brothers
he's got a fist in the air
He's going to the run run angel
going to the run run angel
and heaven and hell came together that night
only for you this time
going to the run forever angel
One summer at the festival
holdin' on real tight
on the back of a harley
he took me for a ride in the sky
Ed's got the looks of a moviestar
Ed's got the smile of a prince
he rides a bike instead of a car
i'll aways be his friend
Going to the run run angel
going to the run run angel
and his wings started to shine so bright
like a fire in the night
he's going to the run forever angel
Such tenderness on mirrors,
Where shadows of poses in children dress
Draws tenderness on the bodies,
And in the eyes there is summer, infinitely,
Also so tender
Can't forget this summer. Wind on my cheeks will be kissing autumn somewhere
It's a pity... Wind can't in such tender way
Oh fuck i died from COVID shit fuck
ON THE WORDS YOU'RE SIMPLE DICK
@
BUT IN DEEDS YOU'RE LEO TOLSTOY
CHICKS RAPED A POPE
HE DESERVED IT
MAN'S DUTY
@
YOU'LL GET A DICK
GREEN FENCE
-WHAT HAPPENED WITH "KURSK" SUBMARINE?
-IT DROWNED ( ° ʖ °)
THIS MAN WORKED LIKE A CRAB ON GALLEY
@
HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
@
HOW DARE YOU...
NOBODY WILL RETURN TO 2007
IF NOT PUTIN THEN WHO?
WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTANT WILL UNDERSTAND SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5v6hHqfGI0
@
WHO'S NARROWER GETS IT WORSE
SOAP FROM TABLE OR BREAD FROM CLOSE-STOOL?
@
ONE TIME I PULL A DICK IN THE WINDOW
@
ANOTHER ONE I SHOWING HER AN ASS
@
DICKS!
Идиот, в прошедшем времени SHAT
TABLE IS NOT A SOAPBOX, CLOSE-STOOL IS NOT A TABLE
Shit - shitted - shittest
Очевидно, у тебя в голове перемешались правила про 3 времени глаголов и 3 степени сравнения прилагательных.
- Fuck, fuck, fucking!
- How n ... how did you sleep, brother? Hung out, probably! Brother ...
- Yeb your mother, fuck, go from here Fuck, fuck!
- What, what happened to something?
- You have crap what else, asshole, fuck?!
- No, I did not have a kakal. I brought you to eat!
- Bitch, fuck, Pidoras, fucking! What did you do, what are you, asshole?
- What you! I get to eat! ..
"The fuck, after all I looked out, oh Midel, fucking! .. Your mother, remove it shit fuck from here, fucking! Now you will lick it all, fucking!
- I brought you to eat something!
- What are you attempting to be brought, what are you, asshole, what, fucking?! Huli caused ... Duch of shit, you smeared, asshole, fuck?!
- I'm already attempted, I'm ...
- Pidoras, fucking! (Trying to kick Pahoma from the pipe.) Bitch, fucking!
- Brother, what!
- Remove it shit from here, fucking!
- I was already attempted! ..
- Yeb your mother, fuck, and climbed the whole floor, fucking!
- I wanted to eat you! ..
- Mudak, fuck, well, you asshole, fucking, I'll kill you now, fuck! I fuck you, now I will kill fuck, fucking!
- I brought you to eat something! ..
- (in a quiet voice.) Fuck, well, you are a PIDORAS, fucking ...
- Severe something ...
- Fuck, well, you are crazy, fuck your mother, and ...
- Severe something ...
- Fuck, with whom you planted me, fuck, fuck in my mouth! ..
Илуватар: — Ёб твою мать, блядь, иди отсюда нахуй, блядь!
Мелькор: — Что, что случилося-то?
Илуватар: — Ты чё, Песнь испортил что ль, мудак, блядь?!
Мелькор: — Не, я не портил. Я вплести в нее мелодии собственных дум хотел!
Илуватар: — Сука, блядь, пидорас, блядь! Хули ты сделал, ты чё, мудак что ль совсем, блядь?!
Мелькор: — Что ты! Я возвысить силу и блеск мыслил..
Илуватар: — Блядь, всё-таки разладил, ой мудель, блядь!.. Твою мать, убери свои мотивы нахуй отсюда, блядь! Сейчас будешь всё это затихать, блядь!
Мелькор: Я обрел думы-то!
Илуватар: — Чё ты вплести собственные мелодии, чё ты, мудак, что ль, бля?! Хули ты фальшь… хули ты фальшь-то в Песнь вносишь, мудак, блядь?!
Мелькор: — Я уж свои думы, я тебе…
Илуватар: — Пидорас, блядь! (Пытается изгнать Мелькора в Предначальный Мрак) Сука, блядь!
Мелькор: — Эру, ты что!
Илуватар: — Убери свой разлад отсюда, блядь!
Мелькор: — Я сочинил уже!..
Илуватар: — Ёб твою мать, блядь, и Негасимое Пламя искал, блядь!
Мелькор: — Хотел обратить Ничто в Нечто-то!..
Илуватар: — Мудак, блядь, ну ты мудак, блядь, я тебя сейчас развоплощу, нахуй! Я тебя, блядь, сейчас развоплощу нахуй, блядь!
Мелькор: — Я в бытие хотел обратить свои думы-то!..
Илуватар: — (Тихим голосом.) Блядь, ну ты пидорас, блядь…
Мелькор: — Бытие-то…
Илуватар: — Бля, ну ты Моргот, ёб твою мать, а…
Мелькор: — Обратить-то…
Илуватар: — Бля, кто мою Музыку поет, охуеть, ёбаный в рот!..
Мелькор: — Я не порождал разлад, я те честно говорю! Я тебе… я просто хотел тебе сделать доброе дело…
Илуватар: — Чё?
Мелькор: — Я не пел вообще сегодня!..
Илуватар: — Чё, нахуй, мне — добро?
Мелькор: — Я хотел тебе…
Илуватар: — Какое доброе дело? Ты понимаешь, что ты разлад в Песнь внес, бля, в Великую Музыку мою, единственная Музыка. Единственная, блядь, Музыка, мы ее петь будем. Петь будем, ты там фальшь породил. Чё… чё айнуры теперь петь будут, как, а?!
Мелькор: — Хотел тебе доброе дело!..
Илуватар: — Что я теперь творить тебе буду?! Хуль ты разлад внес, что я теперь это исправлять буду?!
Мелькор: — Я не вносил, просто у меня собственные думы!..
Илуватар: — Пламя найти что ли?! Я тебя сейчас воспламеню!
Мелькор: — …думы, я просто обрёл, непохожие на думы собратьев!.. Я не портил, я просто хотел бытие датиь своим творениям, я тебе сделал доброе дело!..
Илуватар: — (Опять пытается изгнать Мелькора в Пустоту.) Сука, блядь…
Мелькор: — Уф… Стукаешься!..
Илуватар: — Я тя ща изгоню, блядь.
Мелькор: — Я уж сотворил…
Илуватар: — Я тебя сейчас убью, нахуй. Ты понял, что я тя ща убью?
Мелькор: — (Быстро и невнятно тараторит, пытается напевать мелодии.) Ну что ты сердишься, я великую музы…
Илуватар: — Блядь…
Мелькор: —…я тебе доброе дело сделал, музыку созда... бытие хотел дать, я тебе свои творения показать хотел... это... не вносил я разлад, как силу и блеск свой возвысил, не Моргот я, не портил!
Илуватар: — Иди в Эа, в чертоги Мандоса лезь, понял, блядь?!
Мелькор:— Я не колдовал…
Илуватар: — Чтоб через пять минут в чертогах был! ИДИ В ЧЕРТОГИ МАНДОСА, СУКА! ЛЕЗЬ!
Мелькор: — Я не разлаживал ничего…
Илуватар: — Иди в чертоги Мандоса лезь, блядь! Манвэ, бля! Манвэ! Этот Враг обосрался, блядь! Манвэ! Иди в Эа, блядь, чтоб не обсирал мой замысел, в чертогах Мандоса сиди, нахуй! Ты понял, бляяя?! Чтобы в цепях Анфауглир сидел, сука! Распелся, пидорас, а! Манвэ, блядь, он поёт опять! Сажайте в чертоги Мандоса, нахуй, мои Дети с ним там сидеть не будут, блядь!
Мелькор: — Негасимый Пламень!
Илуватар: — Они не будут с этим Врагом в Арде сидеть, сука, блядь, а?!
Мелькор: — Негасимый Пламень!
Илуватар: — ХУЛИ ЭТОТ ВРАГ КО МНЕ В ЭА ВЛЕЗ, БЛЯДЬ, ОН ЖЕ МУДАК ПОЛНЫЙ, БЛЯДЬ!
Мелькор: — Я не Враг, я просто хотел своим творениям бытие дать!..
Илуватар: — В чертоги, я сказал!
Мелькор: — Стукнул…
Илуватар: — Сиди в чертогах, нахуй, я тебя сейчас убью нахуй! Сидеть в чертогах будешь, цепью тебя скуём, блядь. Чтобы через пять минут, сука, в чертогах был, или я тебя придушу, блядь, вот этими руками, понял?!
Мелькор: —Люли… Люли…
Илуватар:—Фу-у, блядь, фу-у, нахуй!
не удержался
SHOWING OFF IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MONEY
THIS SHOULD NOT FUCK YOU
as if you could catch a sparrow after releasing it, what the fuck, what is this retarded analogy?
I DON'T SEE ANY ONE EYED HERE
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no fucking place to swim
Тоже в гугле набрал "матерные частушки" и зашел по первой ссылке? ))))))
адаптация
I WORKED HARD YEAR
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I AM BUG-IN-EAR
Я их помню еще года с 2000-го, когда интернет был в новинку.
DON'T SEW A SLEEVE ONTO A CUNT
You shat your pants, translator hooyev. Vasily Ivanych has got THE dick in A butt, but Pet'ka has got A dick in THE butt.
Abasnooy.
passing-by crocodile
GOAT DOES NOT NEED ACCORDION
BURYING A MOTHER IN LAW, TORN TWO ACCORDIONS.
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IN THE GRASS THERE WAS A GRASHOOPER
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JUST LIKE A CUCUMBER
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GREEN HE WAS
Ох лол, как же по-дегенератски это на ангельском читается.
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DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS
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DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS
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DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS
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DON'T INSERT A PETARD IN THE ASS
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...
>>253516623
Сried like hell.
TELL ME UNCLE, WAS IT WORTH IT TO GIVE BURNED DOWN MOSCOW TO FRENCHMEN?
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YEAH, WE HAD PEOPLE IN OUR TIME, STRONG, SLASHING TRIBE, HARD MOTHERFUCKERS - NOT LIKE YOU!
щито
Пушкин тоже зумеров ненавидел?
>DON'T BE AFRAID OF A SPOON, BE AFRAID OF THE FORK: ONE STAB - FOUR HOLES!
DON'T BE AFRAID OF FORK, BE AFRAID OF THE SPOON: ONE HIT - YOU ARE IN EMERGENCY!
Это Лермонтов.
Это Лермонтов - Бородино. Он скорее был Моргенштерном своего времени и тонко траллел.
Так-то если изучить как проходила битва при Бородине и реальные заслуги Кутузова то имеем классическую агитку при обосранной жопе и выебывающегося дедка-рассказчика, что пролежал рядом с трупами сослуживцев все сражение, а потом побежал роняя кал одним из первых, но спустя годы накрутил на себя кулстори что он дохуя герой.
Пушкин ненавидел зумерка-Лермонтова.
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SECOND, AND IT DOESN‘T FUCK
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IN THE TOP TEN
OLD FARTS WILL GET
HITLER WAS PASSING HITLER
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HITLER LOOKS: HITLER! HITLER
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HITLER STICKED HITLER INTO HITLER
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HITLER! HITLER! HITLER! HITLER!
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YOU RUN TWICE ANYWAY
А это что? Не помню такого.
Солнце вышло из-за туч,
Все бомжи собрались в куч
Главный бомж сказал...
ALEXANDRA WAS WALKING ON A HIGHWAY AND SUCKLING ON A CRACKNEL
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THERE IS GRASS IN THE YARD, THERE IS FIREWOOD ON THE GRASS, DON'T CUT FIREWOOD ON THE YARD'S GRASS
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CARL STOLE CLARA'S CORALS, CLARA STOLE CARL'S CLARINET
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SHIPS MANOEUVRED, MANOEUVRED, BUT DIDN'T MANOEUVRE SUCCESSFULLY.
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IN THE DEPTHS OF TUNDRA OTTERS IN LEGGINGS ARE STEALING CEDAR CORES INTO BUCKETS
LET'S START WITH THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A CUNT-EYED JERK
>и тонко траллел
Он так тонко затралил одного офицера на Кавказе, что тот его убил нахуй.
>SHIPS MANOEUVRED, MANOEUVRED, BUT DIDN'T MANOEUVRE SUCCESSFULLY.
BEFORE FIRST AND SECOND A FLY MUST NOT FLY
1 DAFUCK CAN U DO TO ME 2 SECONDLY FUCK U THRID 3 WHAT CAN U DO TO ME IM IN OHTER CITY
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POLITICIAN, LEADER, FIGHTER
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OUR PRESIDENT RAISED THE COUNTRY
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PUTIN DIDN‘T BETRAY RUSSIA
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A GAY'S ANSWER
BETWEEN THE FIRST AND THE SECOND THERE IS AN INSIGNIFICANT INTERVAL
SNACK STEALS GRADE
I HAVE CRIED IN VOICE
NO
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A RESPONSE BEFITTING TO A PERSON SHOWING SEXUAL INTEREST IN PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER AS THEMSELVES
SORY FOR SWEARING
ONE DOESN‘T SNACK AFTER THE FIRST ONE
>SORY
Очень стилистически верно. Good.
WHEN YOU ARE LATE AT THE PARTY, YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP AND DRINK PENAL GLASSES
’TWEEN DA FIRST AND SECOND IS A TINY GAP
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TIME GOES
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GOD GAVE YOU A BUNNY, GIVES YOU A GLADE
IF YOU ARE A MALE AND YOU FUCK ANOTHER MALE IN HIS ASS, YOU CANNOT BE CONSIDERED A GAY BECAUSE A GAY IS THE ONE WHO IS FUCKED
LOOK! ROOSTER CROWED INSTEAD OF AURORA!
WHO ARE YOU ON LIFE?
BAREFOOTER OF YOUNG AGE
THE STRIVER
WE’VE DRAWN YOU SUCH A SNAPSHOT
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EDUCATED
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REVOLUTIONARY
Suddenly, a voice came from the chamber-pot party. But guys did not pay any attention to these screechy shouts, as usual. Let the cock crow, what can you expect of him? A brat is not a person, and tonight it’s going to have a very tough night. Throughout the last year and a half, every single one of his nights was like this, thus now its anus has been stretched so wide that one could easily hide a can of condensed milk inside of it.
WILL YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE MARKETPLACE?
BRETHREN!
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WHO’S STRAIGHT
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ALL TO THE TENTH BARRACK
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COCKS ARE RIOTING
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YOU WANT ME TO ADD TO YOUR SENTENCE?
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I CAN
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FOR THE RAPE
YOU ARE WELCOME AT OUR HUT
: "I BECAME RICH"
EVENING IN THE HUT, RESPECTED PRISONERS
HE HANGED HIMSELF!
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YOU FAILED MAKING HIM FAGGOT!
HERE ARE TWO CHAIRS...
a towel is thrown on the floor in front of you
YOUR ACTIONS?
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WOOD OF DICKS
так и есть
No, not mine.
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OR
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ONCE IN YOUR ASS?
THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT WITH A DICK
Хуиная древесина, ога.
AT ONE IS CHISELED PIKES, AT ANOTHER FAPPED COCKS
WHICH IS FOR YOU AND YOUR MOTHER?
I SAW THIS FAGGOT IN HIMKAS
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SELLING WOODEN DICKS
Посоны, а разве wood не лес? Он же немецкий Wald. Откуда все эти Redwood, Hollywood, Sherwood.
Даже англичанены так не говорят, с древесиной смешнее.
THEY FOUND A RUBBER DICK
THEY FUCKED FOR THE WHOLE DAY
AND MISSED THEIR CLASSES AT SCHOOL
*деревянные члены — члены политбюро центрального комитета, брежневы и иже с ними, двач просветительский
Лес это forest.
Wood, когда оно отдельное (в т.ч. без привязки к местности) - это скорее древесина.
I’LL TAKE THE PIKES
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TO CUT THE DICKS
>древесина
timber
Вуд больше к материалам относится. Если используется для обозначения местности, тогда в значении "маленький лес", "лесополоса".
FRIDAY
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PLANNING-FORETASTING
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SLEEPING IN WOODS IN 5 MINUTES
Я роняю твои авторитеты
Timber и wood.
Во втором варкрафте древесина описывалась словом wood, например.
Woods != Wood
Леса != Древесина
Лесополосы из хуёв более, чем достаточно :)
MY DICK WON'T FIT INTO YOUR MOUTH
Ну и да, forest — унылое французское заимствование, французский для вирджинов ;)
AGAIN TO WORK, FUCKED BEYOUND ANY RECOGNITION
SAY ROCKET
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YOUR FATHER IS CHEF OF THE TOILET
I’VE PUT SOME FIT INTO YOUR MOUTH, CHECK
WHEN YOU WERE FUCKED
WHAT DID THEY WRITE ON YOUR ASS?
For dick, all of you are British here, fuck.
AN ASS IS NOT A PAPER
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A DICK IS NOT A PENCIL
Как бы то ни было.
Я всего лишь делюсь с тобой своими наблюдениями о языке.
Алсо, про французское заимствование этого слова не знал, интересно, спасибо.
Французский для аристократов.
У быдла cow, pig, sheep, только животные, у господ - мясо этих животных: beef, pork, lamb.
CAUTION, A MEAT-MINCING MACHINE
Я говорил им. Они меня не слушаются.
А сам я не могу постить туда - у меня лапки, я там Собянин зобанен.
POST FUNNY THINGS YOURSELF
ME?????
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THERE FOREST OF DICKS ON THE LEFT, AND SEA OF SHIT ON THE RIGHT
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WHERE WILL YOU LAND?
HELLO? DVACH? THEY POST UNFUNNY STUFF HERE!
Гм. Но ведь beef и pork относятся к cow и pig ровно так же, как wood относится к forest.
ACCORDION
Я забанен там, я не могу постить. Я пытался сегодня туда эту тредю перетащить.
Пытался и потерпел поражение.
Так это же древняя тема, у них было два языка, придворный и для быдла. То, с чем имело дело быдло, имело германское наименование, а с чем бояре — французское. Поэтому свинья pig/swine, свинина pork, корова/бык cow/ox, говядина beef. Видимо, с лесом было наоборот, быдло его видело в виде материала, поэтому wood, а бояре ходили грибы собирать на охоту и вот это всё, поэтому лес как место стал forest.
THERE ARE GLADES IN EVERY FOREST
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THERE ARE ISLANDS IN EVERY SEA
Ога. Сверху парашута-то оно весьма удобно лететь.
за что забанили-то? пробовал куки форчана удалить?
ARISTOCRACY, WHORE
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PRICK THEMSELVES WITH MARIJUANA
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AND THEN FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS
Le français est la langue des seigneurs.
Двач образовательный. Спасибо, анон.
Мне приятно и интересно читать такое здесь.
I'M AFGHAN
> WHO'S IN THE MIDDLE GOT HIS BALLS AT THE ELASTIC
Вскрикнул.
Спасибо за спасибо :)
ABU BLESS MY POST
IM MUSULMAN
DO YOU WEAR KANDIBOBER ON YOUR HEAD?
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HAD HER NOSE TORN OFF AT THE MARKETPLACE
Le seigneur est derrière ta joue, vérifie
I WENT THROUGH THE AFGHAN WAR
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IT DOESN’T MAKE ME WOMAN NOR BALLERINA
REGULAR MAN, DON'T DOING SHIT, RESPONSING FOR WORDS
WONDERFUL NAME. ALLAHU AKBAR.
A MAN IS JUDGED BY HIS DEEDS
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NOT HIS WORDS
FUCKED WITH MARKUP
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SOMEBODY SPERM FLOW OUT ASSHOLE
Охуеть. А что за слово-то в спам-фильтре?
Звучит как название игровой компании.
Лень было выяснять.
Распознавание текста в яндексе. Залей картинку в поиск
Сохронил, уважение+, стишок орный, спасибо
>ANIMALS WERE SHOOK
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>LOST CONSCIOUSNESS
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>WOLVES MOTIVATED BY FEAR
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>CANNIBALISED EACH OTHER
Лучшее в посте.
SAVED, RESPECT+, ROFL POEM, THANKS
I'M SALUTING TO YOU CATEGORICALLY!
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I CALL JUVENILE MORONS AS JUVENILE MORONS
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YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE JUVENILE MORONS?
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HUGE CESSPOOL FILLED WITH SHIT, AND IN THIS SHIT: BLUNT CHILDREN IN THE SHIT, FILL THEIR MOUTH WITH SHIT, FULL MOUTH OF SHIT, AND AROUND THIS MESS ALL IN THE SHIT, TO HOLE WITH SHIT. THERE WITH SHITHEADS — SHIT TO MOUTH AND TO OTHER SHITHEADS. MORON! THESE MORONS HERE, SPITTING SHIT — THIS IS HOW I MAKE MONEY. YONG FOOL.
FARTING THINLY, LIMP OFF
I GREET YOU CATEGORICALLY
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NOT UNDERSTOOD
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UNCLEAR
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IDIOTIC MOVIE
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THREE DUMB JAPANESE TEENAGERS
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MORON
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MORONS
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MORONETTE AND A MORON GENERAL
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MANGA
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ANIME
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DUMB SHIT OF A DUMB SHIT
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AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, TILL WE MEET AGAIN
>MORONETTE AND A MORON GENERAL
Лучшее в треде, закрывайте нахуй
LET ME RUN THE ENGINE
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RUN? YOU RUN ARM TO UNDERPANTS, ENGINE NEEDS TO START
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YOU CAN START FUCKING MARIE TO MOUTH, BUT ENGINE NEEDS TO PUT INTO ACTION WITH THE IGNITION KEY
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE
they move antennae
AND THEY YELL TOWARDS THE MOUSTACHED GIANT:
COMBAT-FIGHT
abicycle
A CAT FOLLOWED
BACKWARDS
MOSQUITOES FOLLOWED
ON A BALLOON
lobsters followed
RIDING A LAME DOG
wolves were riding a mare
lions were riding an automobile
hares were in a streetcar
a toad was riding a broom
riding and laughing
CHEWING ON GINGERBREAD
SUDDENLY FROM A GATEWAY
A SCARY GIANT EMERGES
RED AN MOUSTACHED
ROACH
ROACH, ROACH, COCKROACH
HE GROWLS AND YELLS
AND MOVES HIS ANTENNAE
"WAIT, DONT HURRY
swiftly swallow you
swallow, swallow with no mercy
animals were shook
lost consciousness
WOLVES MOTIVATED BY FEAR
CANNIBALISED EACH OTHER
POOR CROCODILE
SWALLOWED A TOAD
A FEMALE ELEPHANT WHILE SHAKING SAT ON
only squabbler lobsters
AFRAID OF COMBAT-FIGHT
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BACKPEDALING
they move antennae
AND THEY YELL TOWARDS THE MOUSTACHED GIANT:
Хуй знает, оно почему-то ИНОГДА реагирует на слово ARENT.
Хуйня какая-то. Абу ебанутый обезъян.
>Абу ебанутый обезъян.
Его скоро накажут.
Уточню.
Оно ругается на слово ARENT, если я копирую его из яндекс-переводчика.
Если я пишу это слово сам - двач кушоет его нормально.
Интересно, в чём прикол.
Абу презирает яндекса?
>you
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Кароч. Чуваг. Смысл треда в качественном переводе. Машинный здесь не канает.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE. I'VE GOT A FISTFUL OF HAIR. IT ALL REEKED OF PISS, YEAR LONG FAPS ETC. WITHOUT THINKING I'VE THROWN IT OUT OF THE WINDOW. WHADYAKNOW, A BALL OF MY SHAVEN BALLSACK WAS DRIVEN BY THE WIND STRAIGHT INTO NEIGHBOUR'S WINDOW, INTO THEIR KITCHEN!
FAIL IS THAT I'M GINGER, AND AM ONLY GINGER IN THE BUILDING. NEIGHBOUR'S REACTIN DIDN'T TAKE LONG AND ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO THEY BANGED INTO MY DOOR. I WATCHED THOUGH THE PEEPHOLE AND DIDN'T OPEN, AS IF NO ONE IS HOME. SOON DAD WILL RETURN HOME AND IT WILL TURN OUT I AM AT HOME.
GUYS YOU SHOULDN'T UNCOVER THIS TOPIC. YOU'RE YOUNG, HUMOROUS, EVERYTHING IS EASY TO YOU. THIS ISN'T THAT. IT'S NOT CHICATILO AND NOT EVEN SPECIAL SERVICES ARCHIVES. YOU BETTER NOT GET HERE. SERIOUSLY, ANY OF YOU WILL BE SORRY. BETTER CLOSE THE TOPIC AND FORGET ABOUT WHAT WAS WRITTEN HERE. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT I'LL CALL FOR ADDITIONAL INTEREST BY THIS POST, BUT I'D LIKE TO WARN THE CURIOUS ONES - STOP. OTHERS JUST WON'T FIND.
Igor, that you? Do you remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognised you by your schizoid words and crap. Do you remember how the whole of our class peed in your mug at the third grade during a tea party? You drank it, smacked your lips and asked for seconds. And then your father came for you, the very same custodian that raped a dog on Vernadsky, and got probation for stealing melted cheese in a store. He came in the classroom, everyone started laughing, and you shat your pants from the shame, and later said that you will hate custodians for your whole life, but in the ninth grade, when you went on a raid to assault them, they passed you around and you've got 8 stitches on your anus afterwards. How are things, Igor?
LIKE RIDING? YOU SHOULD ALSO LIKE CARRYING THE SLED.
THE HUSBAND IN TVER', THE WIFE IN THE DOOR
>custodian
Скорее, я бы сказал "yard keeper".
В остальном - годно перевёл, хвалю, вот такие посты и должны быть в этом тредю
I press 300 from the chest, do you know what is my grab, untermensch? I'll just squeeze your dead skull and break it like a nut. So remember, beta hipstar, if you are a weak, willless thinfag, don't even drare to get a gf. If you don't want to be pissed on by me. I'll take everything from you, you dumb cocksucker. Your guns knives peppers won't save you, they will be in your anus.
A SPARROW WALKED ALONG THE ROOF
CARRYNG A BOTTLE OF SNOT
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WHOEVER UTTERS THE WORD
WILL DRINK IT
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CROUCH
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WALK BEHIND A WALL OF BOXES
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CLIMB ON PIPES
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FIT INTO A WIDE VENT
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LUCKILY AN INEVITABLE EXIT TO AN OPEN WELL LIT AND PATROLLED PLACE DOESN'T EXIST
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PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS ONLY WHEN YOU ARE SNEAKING NEARBY
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CONVERSATIONS ARE ALWAYS ABOUT SOMEONE FORGETTING TO CLOSE THE WINDOW ON THE EAST SIDE OF THEFOURTH STOREY AND ABOUT UNCLE BASIL LOSING A SAFE KEY IN A DITCH, I WONDER WHERE IT COULD BE
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IMMEDIATELY A HUGE LINE APPEARS "FIND KEY"
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COMPASS HAS A BRIGHT NEW RED MARKER
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LAND HAS A BRIGHT GUIDING LIGHT
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CHIEF RADIOS IN AND SAYS "I'VE HEARD THEY'VE LOST A KEY OVER THERE, GO AND FIND IT"
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THE SCREEN GOES RED AND PULSING IF YOU GET 2 METERS AWAY FROM THE PLANNED WAY, WRITES "MUST FIND KEY", RADIO GOES "NO TIME FOR SHENANIGANS, FIND THE KEY"
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KEY IS LIT UP BY A LIGHT RAY FROM THE SKIES
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THERE IS A GUIDE ON YOUTUBE "HOW TO FIND BASIL'S KEY"
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MILLIONS OF VIEWS.
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THANKFUL PLAYERS ARE HAPPY IN THE COMMENTS AND ARE ANGRY AT THE DEVELOPERS FOR MAKING IT DIFFICULT
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HUNDREDS OF THREADS ON BOARDS AND FORUMS "HOW FIND KEY"
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10 YEARS LATER OLDFAGS REMEMBER THIS PART AS ONE OF THE HARDES
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BADMOUTHING NEWFAGS TELLING THAT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE EXPLAINED NOWADAYS UNLIKE THE OLD STUFF WHERE YOU WEREN'T AS GUIDED, EVERYTHING REQUIRED A THOUGHT PROCESS
>>253490444 (OP)
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP MURMURING AND DESTABILISING THE SITUATION IN THE COUNTRY?
THERE'S AN INFO FROM A KNOWING MAN THAT THERE ARE SOME REAL CHANGES TO BE EXPECTED IN OUR COUNTRY. AFTER SYRIA SITUATION IS STABILISED, ISIS WILL BE DESTROYED. THEN THEY WILL MAKE A TRADE ALLIANCE WITH THE EAST. OIL WILL BE RAISED AND HELD, EUROPE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO A THING. THE MAIN GOAL IS NOT TO MURMUR.
WE ARE REQUIRED TO SIT QUIETLY. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE, EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD. EVERYONE WILL GET FREEBIES LIKE SAUDI CITIZENS, EVERYONE WILL ROLL IN BUTTER. MAIN GOAL IS TO SIT QUIETLY WITHOUT BUSTLE. NO MEETINGS, NO NAVALNYS. JUST WAIT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD, EVERYTHING IS CAUGHT THERE.
Во, вот сейчас годный перевод, маладца.
А где первая часть?
I can destroy you and piss on you when you walking with your girlfriend. If you wearing like a fag or omega, then I gonna humiliate you. I will slap your face like a virgin and talk with your gf about you, cunt. Just because you can't even defend your gf dumbass. After that I will spit on your face and start paw body your tan. I kiss her and paw her pussy. She will accept this, because I'm alpha man. And what you gonna do, dickhead? Nothing, because I'm a meathead. Do you know about my body press? I can just push you and you will lose consciousness.
>NOT MUCH MONEY, A LONG BUMBLEBEE
I KNOW THAT FEEL
>THREE HUNDRED
THREE HUNDRED, WHAT'S THE TRICK?
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